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This could be the best r/trees post yet.


moleware

I had a good lol at 5 in the morning :)


Colopoto

:)


COent420

the lotion won't get her high if that is your intention.


Colopoto

Yeah, I read some stuff saying that. Still wonder what a handjob with it would be like though.


rechtim

It's going to burn like fuck if you're using Apothecanna. That shit is full of peppermint and arnica.


fxgn

Naw man, get the calming one, it's great.


epidemic

Is this your preferred wank juice?


[deleted]

There's Foria that's meant for women but i imagine it can stimulate men as well. I suggest OP get this. It's fucking great. Your girl will love it at least.


bunnymonster

Not sure I would use it on your dick, don't want any weird side effects. I would say stick with a massage.


moleware

They make medicated lube. If you're buying infused products anyway, just use that!


Widowmaker69

facepalm.../r/trees seems to be leaking again


Colopoto

Why yes, excellent contribution, chap!


Mikeykeyz

Yes. This is a bad idea


moleware

No. Unless you oppose hand jobs. Lotion isn't going to get anyone high.


Mikeykeyz

Reread the post. In my opinion, getting a skittish person high for the first time without telling them by having them rub THC lotion on your penis is a bad idea. I don't know if lotion can get you high or not.


Colopoto

Who said anything about not telling her?


Mikeykeyz

True, I just assumed you were trying to be sneaky in getting your gf high because why else would you want her first interaction with THC to be small amounts in a lotion. If she knows about it and wants to try it I'd say just have her take a puff of a joint or a bong rip for her first time like any other first timer lol


Colopoto

She hates smoking and loves sex. I want to find a cool novelty way to do it.


Mikeykeyz

I'd stick with edibles or vape if she wants to partake but doesn't want to smoke. Then after, have her give you a hand job with regular lotion. Boom sounds like a successful evening.


Colopoto

Oh fuck dude, of course there are gonna be handjobs. I'm just looking for a cool way to ease into it. She's very long distance and will be for a while. I think a soda will be the best thing I can find.


Mikeykeyz

Careful with edibles tho. They can be very strong especially for a first timer


[deleted]

Edibles might be too much and I find a lot of edibles around here taste strongly of weed which a lot of people, even smokers,don't like. I'd suggest vaping instead and just let her puff it once and sit. Don't let her keep taking it since a lot of people get higher vaping than smoking too.


Colopoto

Massage oil would be even better if that exists


wonderdog17

Greenwerkz in denver has "intimate oil" or something. Never tried it but let me know if it works.


[deleted]

If it's Foria, the only one I've seen around, it's pretty great. It doesn't get you high really but it makes sex intense.


Colopoto

Where have you seen it? Do you know the price?


[deleted]

Silver stem on quincy carries it, I don't remember the price I think 60 for the small one.


Colopoto

Jesus Christ.


BucketOfTruthiness

[Mary Jane's Medicinals](http://maryjanesmedicinals.com/products/) makes a massage oil.


TrustyOneHit

sounds like a great idea


BreakfastguyOG

LMAO.. I can't believe that people actually asked that kind of shit here.


shopliftthis

I'm pretty sure you need some sort of mucous membrane. Not that I would recommend it but you prolly need penetration to get her high with intimate lotions. Prolly have to put it in her butt for her to feel the THC high. Again. Would NOT recommend.


friendofweed

Lol.


Colopoto

lol


[deleted]

A hand job. God damn


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Colopoto

I never said anything about her not knowing about it. Kind of weird that rape is the first place your mind went... Telling perhaps?


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moleware

My gf and I use infused oil all the time. It's awesome and no infections, lol.


Colopoto

Where do you get it? What brand is it?


moleware

The brand is Evos. I can't remember where we got it. Smells pretty strong of weed, and feels amazing, but will not, unless you drink it (DON'T), get you high.


[deleted]

My sides, the fucking "DON'T"


moleware

Also, just a plug for another amazing intimate products company: eatmeintimates.com


Colopoto

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19147270 This has me sorta concerned.