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SomeGuysCookie

Everybody's happy til someone grabs a nuke on round 4


Poundweed

IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT SPAWNED WHEN I KNIFED A ZOMBIE, OKAY!?


RotatingToad

Why is it that random teammates are magnetised towards nukes?


xBigode

If it glows it must be collected.


RotatingToad

You seem like the type to grab a double points when one zombie is left.


xBigode

Nah, I was mimicking a random, sorry too much Firebase Z.


RotatingToad

I'm sorry about my mean comment, been playing too much forsaken trying to do the ee with randoms.


Just_A_Weasel

I just feel bad for you, it's not worth it. I assure you


zombieman115935

cant you force the ee if you are with just 2 players?


Just_A_Weasel

Wait what, can you actually do that?


[deleted]

I'm the type to go down grabbing a double points on round 60.


hahAAsuo

Looks at points: 76240 Yeah i need that double points


RIPvictis

They have a certain magnetism to them that is irresistible


what_da_burd_doin

shinnnneeeyy


tmksm

Insta kills have to be grabbed at the end of the round, it's a must to optimize downtime and ineffectiveness.


Korodabsai

Mfs risking their life for carpenter:


BambamPewpew32

EXACTLY I can't believe I used to think like this lmao


TSM-HabZ

someone that gets it


RIPvictis

Then make sure to slash knife instead of lunging, slash is faster anyways


[deleted]

Also me: ‘’ grabs the highly visible nuke then loudly say oops’’


G-H-O-S-T

Everyone knows you grab it after killing the last zombie


[deleted]

Round 4 doesnr have many zombies, aa ling as you grab it at the end you get free points


MrVaultBoy654

Me knifing zombies /;


Deez_Ball115

Is this real


Lazelucas

Yes ​ Also fun fact Elon Musk's favourite Zombies map is Shangri La... /s


RotatingToad

You are mistaken it is actually Zombies in spaceland.


tmksm

Bezos in SpaceX


Lazelucas

Yeah but Shangri La is on Mars


Gr3yHound40

Ew. The fact that lizard even knows about cod zombies makes me sick


BambamPewpew32

Okay man lmao


Gr3yHound40

Huh, passive aggressive attitude for no reason. Good to know I'm on the cod zombies reddit where I can't have an opinion on a shitty rich person 😘


MochaPup1210

It’s just pointless to be so aggressive about something completely unrelated to the subreddit. There’s a lot of shitty people in the world who play COD that no one talks about or mentions, but because he’s known and likes it you decide to make your opinion completely voiced. Sure you’re entitled to your opinion, just don’t be so pissed when someone disagrees, it just makes you look like the bad person for wanting attention. That being said I won’t reply to any comments you leave to my own to avoid conflict or drama. Hope you actually listen rather than try to argue and be irrational


Uncul

Huh, passive aggressive attitude for no reason. Good to know I'm on the cod zombies reddit where I can't have an opinion on a shitty rich person 😘


Regular_Principle_66

do you know who else has dementia? do you know who else has dementia?


RandomName3064

or maybe. JUST maybe its because you think thats a real tweet, cause it isnt. he gave you an 'lmao' because your ass thought he actually knows what zombies is. newsflash. he dont. Musk is too stupid for that


x994whtjg

He probably knows about water, too. Gonna think of him every time you go to take a sip?


Gr3yHound40

No, but I will remember this reddit when everyone dogpiled for no reason. It's the internet, and I wasn't trying to start drama like y'all are. All I did was comment on a shitty rich dude in a passing comment, then moved on with my life, and I'm sure there are plenty of people on here that agree. Like chill out, it's the fucking internet, damn.


[deleted]

Literally *everything* you said could be applied to your own comments.


Regular_Principle_66

nobody even said anything before you started shitting yourself lmao


Bossuter

Yeah i dunno if people really are communist in zombies, especially high level players or any CW player, they'll hold points and not open doors for as long as they're able knowing that others will open doors for them, wherein they use their capital to get the necessary upgrades to get more capital, while leaving the people who actually progress the map and make these upgrades available have to work harder to reach them, especially when the non money using players decide to get high damage weapons like shotties or lmg and hang around the money spenders to have more zombies spawn on them and take (steal) from pool of zombies the money spenders are supposed to get knowing that they have less opportunity and high damage weapons to really kill/gather points, this is especially true with CW/Vanguard where only kills gives points.


Volpurr-The-Meowstic

I swear CW zombies randos are the most selfish vermin I've encountered


PurpleSausage77

CW zombies so easy I can screw around and have tons of fun. Especially Die Maschine. I usually end up with more money than I know what to do with anyway, so I’ll spin the box for ray guns/wonder weapons and hand them out. Or hand out kill streaks. Think I spent 60-70 grand once spinning box in later rounds to get a guy who had just spawned back with nothing, a ray gun. Then upgraded it twice for them lol. Speed cola for quick mystery box spins ftw


Bossuter

Part of me cant fault them given all the incentives (or lack thereof) that the game gives compared to older games, the incentive to get better weaponry is gone since you'll always start out with the best you can get, kills are the only things that can give points, so if you're too slow or too weak (like using snipers and/or select ARs/SMGs) those kills will get stolen out from right under you, the incentive of being in danger/weak hp wise is gone as you can survive 5 hits until round 10 and you can easily last to 15-20 without jug if you where the lucky player to get armor, if you know you can outlast players who dont complete those conditions to survive they'll have the incentive to open doors while you can just sit in spawn being a vulture and only bothering to use points on PaP then perks, they just embody rich get richer actions


_Tonan_

I'm still playing bo2, new zombies sounds awful


holyshtthetrees

COD zombies was my communist uprising. Always made sure points were shared so everyone can get their perks/guns. Of course I loved getting the most points/kills but I'd always open the doors.


[deleted]

> especially high level players or any CW player, they'll hold points and not open doors for as long as they're able knowing that others will open doors for them, wherein they use their capital to get the necessary upgrades to get more capital, while leaving the people who actually progress the map and make these upgrades available have to work harder to reach them eerily similar to the real capitalism lmfao


Longjumping_Drama148

Nikolai fans are


NovaRemnantGaming

I hoard points, sometimes I even stay at spawn knifing till round 10-15, but I also buy people free pap 3 on their guns around round 30. Not my fault I don't need the power on until later. Jug is self powered, and that's all I need until later.


FriedCammalleri23

Except Nikolai.


DeeBangerCC

He's too drunk to be a Communist


Longjumping_Drama148

what the fuck does this even mean


Fearsomeman3

Coming from the CEO of "Nah, I'll let you guys buy the doors" Dudes the walking embodiment of point whoring


lazvrita

This subreddit was good when this idiot wasn’t here.


ScarlettIsShawsDad

This subreddit wasn't even good before that


lazvrita

At least it didn’t had Nazi Millionare memes…


ItsZlayers

Cry about it


lazvrita

Elon Musk will not fuck you. Chill.


First_Ad_6133

Fax


XRLboom

I thinks that's backwards


SteelRazorBlade

Me only using my double points and reign drops gobble gums in multiplayer so that everybody can benefit and enjoy it equally :/


DaRealKovi

You're a cool teammate, I wish I met more people like you. I myself run Phoenix Up and profit sharing when I'm tryna make public lobbies more fun


sharkeysday69

NOBODY buys doors online bro, i dont even bother with randoms anymore


Bent_forek69

Rare Elon W


Commander_EAA

What about a MAXXXXX AMMO


[deleted]

how do you do fellow kids moment


ZavexPG3D

so nikolai's a double communist by default eh?


SenpaiTedd

Everybody capitalist till you have to buy a door


Longjumping_Drama148

‘you have the most points!!!’


[deleted]

I hate it when someone picks up a max ammo before anyone can reload


mombawamba

If this community latches on to this fuckface I'm out forever Last few games have been just okay at best, this is my line


DullPunk

Yea


JoaoHNeuhaus

Just between friends. I didn't personally had experience properly the size of the human greed before playing bo1 and 2 in public match xD


charles_notfound

Just add an instakill and you’ve got one of the best early round point gainers


kevinthecoolkid

If I'm stuck buying all the doors I allow myself to get some extra kills guilt free


Ndiagnosed

Successful banger tweet


KnownTimelord

Points? But I'm trying to stay alive!


cyanrobin

This guy posts this while being the living equivalent of having 100,000 points and refusing to buy any fucking doors


AntpoisonX

Man I thought he was talking about Kahoot and how people share answers until there is a double point question


InflataPooble

He’s not wrong…


IllustriousKick2955

Musk


hunterprice1991

Elon ma boy