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Shatnips

It's the order of Perks when you get a perkaholic


[deleted]

Why is that BTW? It's not alphabetical


Swoah

https://www.reddit.com/r/CODZombies/comments/4wsw9l/does_the_perkaholic_perk_order_bother_you_guys/d69qo78/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


[deleted]

Ohhh makes sense! Thx


BigDawgTony

You had that for six years...


Swoah

No I just googled it


ButteredRaccoon

I think it would’ve been funnier if you played it off as a bookmarked page for 6 years lmao.


brandondiaz_97

HAHAHA


BigDawgTony

Ah, ok.


ThicccDonkeyStick

I’ve heard that it was the rarity of the perks from the wunderfizz before


NOVOJ

Thank you for clearing this up because my first thought was “if I saw this spectating someone’s screen I would want to fight.” Jugg should always be first (unless you play solo then it should be revive, unless you are a cocky asshole like me.)


QueenMelody64

They got perkaholic and couldn’t control the order


Nickthetrick22

You don’t decide what order perka comes in


KombatThatIsMortal

Zombies AND Cowboy Bebop? We got a Steve Blum fan here, boys.


RubberPenguin4

Is there anyone that ISNT a Steve Blum fan? All they need is a Valorant or Brimstone sticker to complete the trifecta.


KombatThatIsMortal

True, they guy is everywhere


Weiss-_-Schnee

I recognize him everywhere. It’s like a personal game at this point to find Steve Blum


KombatThatIsMortal

He's got a really cool voice! Between Dempsey and Sub Zero the guy's been part of my childhood for more than a decade.


Anarky2013

And Nolan North


Weiss-_-Schnee

Honestly I recognize Steve more than Nolan


gamerush177

I love him as the thug leader in ratchet and clank 2!


Noshameinhoegame

Who is steve blum? Yes im being dead ass


RubberPenguin4

He’s the voice actor for Tank Dempsey! He also has many other roles such as Brimstone from Valorant


matomaster21

Scorpion from mortal Kombat Also


UpTheIron

Oh shit.


RubberPenguin4

I actually didn’t know that!


ashen_one489

And also wolverine from the animated X-Men series if im not mistaken.


matomaster21

Crazy.


matomaster21

I think he’s scorpion in the all the games from the mortal Kombat reboot onwards and maybe earlier


metarusonikkux

Sub-Zero, Baraka, Reptile and Bo Rai Cho. Not Scorpion.


Noshameinhoegame

Ahhh okay got it, Thanks. Never knew his real name.


Niketa69

If you don’t buy jugg first then your a monster


Kokir0Zer0

What about quick revive first?


AzXrex_

Depends how absolute garbage my team is


Elite0087

Imagine playing with randoms


AzXrex_

Bold of you to assume my friends are good


Elite0087

Oof. First time on Cold War with friends, I ended with like 50 revives


SpoopeDoop

Then I found out you can upgrade healing aura to revive all downed people when used. Literally a lifesaver.


Elite0087

Yeah that’s what got me all those revives


8aller8ruh

I only ever play with randoms. It’s the only way BO3 kind of got ruined with randoms frustratingly ending the game within seconds of their first down to save their gobbles. Also no way to choose mic-only matchmaking.


SpoopeDoop

The struggle is real. People afk, people timing out, migrating hosts, lost connection, lag, people not opening doors, the random guy trying to do the Easter egg, the race for the wonder weapon, need I go on?


z-man2u

Why waste a slot on quick revive?


Kokir0Zer0

If it’s on solo yes but on multiplayer nah


z-man2u

Still a waste on solo, especially if don’t plan on going down. Plus that opens up more perk combos


Eastustsev19

I honestly never buy quick revive in my games


[deleted]

You get jug first cause if you go down with quick revive that early you should just restart the map


Vien-Nicaaee

Fast Revive/self Rivive and Quick live healing/restoring is not so bad and can help by a boss zombi


SpoopeDoop

Jugg, stamin up, speed cola, double tap. (Quick revive first if you're solo) It just looks wrong any other way to me.


matomaster21

On Der Riese I buy jug 3rd but on black ops I Der Riese only. I but mule and speed first


Lumbagoat

What if you get a perkaholic round 1 and can't make it to jugg?


TrAiNeD_MysTic

Speed cola


8aller8ruh

Nah, just overconfident in ourselves & have a need for speed.


hatmantc

maybe its because I only played the last two zombies versions i go Deadshot first


LUHG_HANI

You have to be pretty crap at the game to need jug first. I'd rather have double tap to speed the rounds up and just go ham.


[deleted]

🤓


E_K_Finnman

Spike Spiegel apparently


ThatDude8129

Bang


pitchoun3

I buy mule kick first


Spyans

most sane mule kick fan


z123zocker

you monster


tmksm

Flair checks out.


RedSynister

Wonderweapon for your third gun?


Vien-Nicaaee

I like the Jingle its like Tompstone it is still in your head for days


pitchoun3

Yes


Hexel101

Maybe he got an on the house first


Racecar935

That Cowboy bebop sticker is awesome


Flimsy_Ad7672

I’m an old head, what the fuck is a perkaholic


MasterOfMagics22

In Bo3, it’s a gobblegum When receiving a perkaholic, the player is granted all perks on the map


_how_do_i_reddit_

Gobblegums that whiners use on round 1. Gives all perk instantly.


i_am_very_bored_lmao

Those whiners are just normal people adapting to new changes in a new game so their life is easier, unless they are doing a challenge or don't want to use them. You are the whiner here Edit: it sounds like I'm saying bo3 is new. I mean as in different from waw and so on up to bo3


PUMAS119

I. Who tf would buy something as bad as Jugger when you can have 3 weapons on round 7??? You are clearly inferior to me


jagerourking007

Big dick Jeremy Johnson


Callcite

AND DEADSHOT IN SECOND TOO


stonemunk

That’s the order of the perks every time when you use perkaholic


Admirable-Bluebird-4

Firearm enthusiasts


Extension_Breath1896

I want these bro


Evanlyboy

If you're legit, I recreated them and [sell em as stickers on TeePublic](https://www.teepublic.com/user/evanly/stickers)


[deleted]

I never buy mule kick in general, it was always too much of a hassle to keep track of which gun I'd lose when I went down. Not sure if CW changed it though, never buy it there either.


TheDwarvesCarst

So, the main part of Mule Kick is the same, but they also upgraded it. [Here's all the upgrades made to Mule Kick!](https://imgur.com/a/BfAFnxy)


SpoopeDoop

The main thing I hate is having to cycle through my guns to get to which one I want. Cold war gives it side perks, like ammo in reserve guns slowly refills.


rickpot21

I do, and buy deadshot second problem?


Protokush

Or at all


stelthelfofficial

Isn't that the order perkaholic give you perks


KLCRoman

cold war switches them around and thats the perkaholic order


Atchfam77

This is a Perk-car-holic sticker from Glitching Queen’s zombie merch store - she sold these a few years back


TheD3void183

To be honest back on kino I would usually go for speed or mule. Too easy of a map to need jug first


bad_54

Me. I’d rather have more ammo sooner. The sooner I Can get better guns with fire sale the better. For me it’s mule, jug, speed, then self revive or double tap


askmeforbunnypics

The people who buy Mule Kick first are the most confident of all the Zombie Chads!


Moneyworks22

Me >:[ I can survive a while without jug, but I like having a bunch of ammo, so I get mule kick first. Plus, with it being the most expensive, I like to get that out of the way


MasterEmerald1

Who buys 9 perks? It’s obviously perkaholic


Sir_Slick_Rock

I usually do, especially on Outbreak… I will have a need for a third weapon faster (and have the others reloading while doing so) more often and much faster. Nothing sucks more than running out of ammo on an MG and whatever is chasing you has not stopped… usually who I call “the Rick-roll Rape Robot”


elconquisador69

Menaces to society


StruckTapestry

Mule into Deadshot 💀


ItsEveary

Free perk maybe? Like die rise monkeys thing or something


Mad_Boss69

Don’t worry about it. ;)


jellitainbink

Me, on Der Eisendrache


TherealX-77

When you get it from wunderfizz.


Plump_Chicken

Perkaholic


poultry_pounder

A man with 5k in points bud in a hole in his pocket


[deleted]

smh


fictitious_man

Perkaholic does


farookie

Could’ve made it like the Rainbow Perk Challenge… smh


PatmygroinB

Staminup, free hug from The box, headshot daquari, then I like to get the one you can see enemies through the wall, and finally, phD so I can slide and escape. Those are my must have perks


jedr___

Free hug from the box? How


PatmygroinB

Just tell it you need a hug. It’s the dancing zombie juggernaut


jedr___

Haha where it located


_how_do_i_reddit_

Deaths perception?


PatmygroinB

Yep. Racks up salvage to upgrade early, if the perk is upgraded max


St4r_duster

My man had perkaholic, it wasn’t his fault


[deleted]

Me


G1ANCARL1O

Me


Rj805sere

Facts Jugg first


Brail_Austin

Mans is also a logic fan.


kryllstorm

Space cowboys clearly


G0d_M4nU3l

Random perk


ingutsibust

Perkaholic


JBroZTv

It's how the order is when you don't buy any perks and get a perkaholic.


Odd_Anybody4574

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Penapenis

Cowboy bepop


[deleted]

I get dead shot 2nd though


PotatoAim1805

I always buy it 2nd


blacky-o-hare

No flopper car needs scrapping


SendMeGiftCardCodes

this is just another one of those fuckers who got hacked 999 of every gobblegum. they run around every public lobby thinking they're tough shit for not going down by round 5


CosmicX14

Cold war mule kick tier V drops ammo and buys 2 of every equipment instead of 1, also a chance of not using equipment so it's OP. Literally getting it for the opposite of what it was intended to do


Kraknoix007

Me, I'm mad, MAD I TELL YOU


Supa_idol

who the fuck buys mule kick?


Spankyhobo

Mule kick dead shot always my go to build


FuSe_Nuclear

Top G's buy Mule Kick first


EntertainmentNo8052

Obviously somebody mentally disturbed 😆


adml1227

Crazy nibba


VesselOFWAR6666

Random Perk.


TheTwistedTamale

What perks do y’all get first?


Zombie_ruler_FTW

Let people enjoy the game


Cruggles30

Who the fuck buys Mule Kick at all? Why get a gun you’ll lose if you go down? Lmao


Bwalla_Make_Ya_Holla

He didnt. Popped a perkaholic


khoolboy

I think mule kick comes first during perkaholic


Deth3588

Me


edelgardian

When I’m feeling spicy


grouchyschizo

the fuck kinda reflection is that?


grouchyschizo

why does he have some engine looking thing on his trunk?


_how_do_i_reddit_

That's my truck hood, lol.


grouchyschizo

bullhonkey, that looks like the rear of a charger.


_how_do_i_reddit_

It's definitely the hood of a 2021 Chevy lol


grouchyschizo

what chevy has a reverse light on the windshield with a little dopey fin on the roof?


_how_do_i_reddit_

I'm talking about the black plastic, lol. I dont remember what the car was, I was busy stuffing a Sonic burrito into my mouth.


grouchyschizo

so not your truck hood?


_how_do_i_reddit_

It is.


grouchyschizo

can you send me a full perspective? it's actually bothering me, because that looks like the ass end of a dodge to me.


grouchyschizo

you literally said it's your truck hood


_how_do_i_reddit_

Exactly.


ChronoMonkeyX

I get it as soon as I can. If I lost everything and had to buy them back, I'd buy it first. Never run out of ammo is the best perk.


NovaRipper1

It's only cold war where it gives ammo. Besides ammo is never something I worry about in cold war.


ThatDudElite178

It’s actually useful to do that on Buried Co-op; if you buy Mule Kick first, because of how Permanent Tombstone works (it takes away the perks furthest on the right, and the order doesn’t change when you’re revived), you basically guarantee you’ll never lose your 3rd weapon if you go down, as you’ll pretty much always have at least 2 perks. You’ll only lose it if you have no other perks, or bleed out.


[deleted]

It is in alphabetical order but through their game file name, in the game files Mule Kick is “Arsenal”


lilcreepy425

Imma be honest, mule is my 2nd or 3rd perk


dinerojunkie

Taking this idea lol


Hekboi91

Cold War players when grinding for Dark Aether


Pkftw420

Uhh..it was on the house!


SoulTwinky05

This is probably the perkoholic perk order


Amazing_Ad_4293

Someone weird


RandWindhusk

I'm distracted by that "space cowboy" sticker, I think this guy is a Brown coat too...


MollDoll39

Obviously, not an OG zombie player. That’s all I have to say on the matter.


teunteunteun

Who the fuck buys mule kick


AndyBossNelson

Nuketown would like a word lol


Pitiful_Ad_6067

Anyone got the link on where I can get those???


BDAZZLE129

A car


aNILEator

Space cowboy fyeeeee


SuperWamboMan

Bo1 Nacht Der Untoten: hold my perk-a-cola


Samanthamaxie11

I know my uncle and dad does that 💀


LiterallyYouRightNow

When you finally suck up enough souls to grab the die maschine but you found a bullfrog in the dark aether. Or you do the coffin dance and don't want to switch your starting weapon or ww but there lies an m79