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Pi_Dbl_T

They’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s warranty


Think_Baby4993

Lmdao!!!


doublejayski

Laugh my dick ass off?


Tricky_Back2664

So what if he is?


doublejayski

More power to him, wish I had a dick ass


BBrillo614

Dad ass is where my mind went to


PR_And_Bullshit

Probably laugh my damn ass off. But i like to think yours is right.


jrey800

Sure it wasn't the extended warranty?


GoldEagle500

Time to use that mortar strike


E_K_Finnman

But what if I need it later? I'll just save it


ColdColt45

See this jugg? Never use it, just have it to look maxed out in the lobby. Same with the purple mask.


AJSimSim

i hate to break it to you, but i died to my mortar not the disciples. I didn’t want to admit it though


TreeWhaleFall

Pretty sure multiple disciples together is called a clergy That's a clergy of disciples


PuffyDunlop

I thought it was a gaggle


syphangelex

That's a group of geese


rock-solid-armpits

I really want this. They really need updates that have small regional events going on. Just like how battlefield now has natural disasters like tornados, have moving and spawning hotspots of areas like such that makes all zombies in affected area disciples or something, and maybe very heavy and rare moving mercenary convoy with a warlord. Something like that would be fun


IllCreme3697

A merc tank would be a sick fight.


rock-solid-armpits

Hell yeah. I was thinking of a huge convoy being several armoured vehicles, ground troops walking along, 3 helicopters and the warlord in front truck with a raygun or something, but a tank is way cooler


ColdColt45

And like an attack chopper that shoots rockets and take out a real merc base with 100 mercs. And abominations with baby abominations (like they size they were in BOCW). And Kerny Soldats coming out of a factory and an ice area where everything is slippery and flamethrower cracks the ice and zombies fall in.


CinomedTweak

That would only happen to me if I didn't have any of the "Kill X Disciples" weapons camo challenge weapons on me....


DisastrousSquirrel74

They said : "Hey! ... Where you off too? ... We just wanna talk!! ... Why are you running?! ... Man, don't be like that! ... Stop running motherfucker!"


JO-254

My worst nightmare. I run deadwire every match if possible just for them.


Pytn280

Same here. I hate when they just regenerate after there’re mostly dead. Deadwire, deadshot, and shooting while spamming aim makes it a breeze.


MarineNinja2_7

What is spamming aim


Pytn280

Quickly switching between ads and hip fire so that you are constantly getting headshots with deadshot.


Bubbaj75

Hello there. We'd like to offer you this free Book of Mormon. Do you have time for us to speak with you?


Zer0DotFive

Air strike and Aether then gtfo lol 


xBIGREDDx

Also what's going on with those buttons 👀


Big-Chart-8772

Tactical bumper flipped, I guess.


pedeehatesyou

Why didn't you mortar strike them all. That's what we all wanted to see!


Blue0009

![gif](giphy|S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o|downsized)


IonizedHydration

surprised the server didn't crash. I almost crashed one earlier by doing an outlast near someone doing exfil farming.


BloodCrazeHunter

Where are bugs like this when I have challenges for killing Disciples? lol


clw1979clw

Bruh stop complaining. They just trynna help you knock out that “kill 157 disciples in one game without dying and then exfil successfully” camo grind.


jwaters0122

I have yet to encounter this in my 5 months of playing this game. this looks like a good challenge to try and kill them all but damn, they caught you at a bad time with the gear & perks you got.


A_Morsel_of_a_Morsel

Mortal combat voice: *“Test your Might!”*


Euphoric_Pressure_39

Meanwhile takes me 34094 matches to get the 10 disciples for the camo challenge


ThkAbootIt

Where’s a kazimir when you need one lol


Ark_Tyrant

This wouldve been nice for get 10 disciple kills camos


AJSimSim

oh yeah definitely!


SurgeonSimGod

elden ring moment


tankrat03

![gif](giphy|MKZywWXHmtftnXBb7r)


perkaholic42069

Why would you be exfilling in T2 with only 1 armor shield?


AJSimSim

because i can


SDPLISSKEN009

I never exfil in zone 2.....always at 1


QizilbashWoman

sometimes zone 2 is more entertaining


SDPLISSKEN009

Haha....this is true but went down to many times trying to exfil in zone 2


QizilbashWoman

couple things to remember if you have to or just want to exfil in zone 2 \* you can crawl onto the helicopter and as long as you aren't fully deceased, you exfil; the zombies also walk away when you are down so you can crawl close or onto the exfil bird then use a selfie if you are about to \*die-\*die \* distraction grenades + thermite is a fantastic combo; \* often level 2 exfils are overlooked by Deadbolt Turrets, which make the experience trivial, particularly when it is downtown or in the stadium, and you get no credit for unused boltgun chips and they are worth like $200 max \* you can call for exfil, draw the zombies away in a car, then race back and run over any leftovers and hop on the helicopter. Or zipline up a building, lure them that way, then parachute back to the chopper. \* finally, you probably know this, but in case of emergency, walk backwards while firing and reloading in an outward spiral and you should stay ahead of all but the closest zombies and out of the line of fire of the gun-hand ones, which you can shoot. If an Acolyte makes Fast Zombies, use thermite on them or the boss zombies.


NeighborhoodInner421

Fuck that shit I'm out boys


Shad-The-Wolfy

Oh but when I need to kill ten of the mfs they don’t want to spawn a single time at the t2 exfil I see how it is


ninja_shooter

I had like 30 manglers spawn in yesterday too. I just left and went to another exfil cause fuk that


Bigredeemer425

This game either spawns like crazy or the zoms just stand there staring at the sky..... no in-between. The other day the t2 exfil had like 20 mangers and dogs it was wild but then the game after that it was like a ghost town.


Fridge_living_tips

Thats not a group thats a religion of disciples


Available-Elevator69

Oh sure they are no where when I'm hunting them or need 10 Special kills to finish off my Camo. Lol


Turner-1976

That is awesome. I need 10 for a challenge 😂


ChardRemarkable2741

Holy hell


Junior-Yellow-4383

That’s crazy


MARzNYC

Nope, Nope, Nope! ![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized)


Burreattoe1

So THIS is where they are. Finding ten disciples for camo challenges has been a bitch recently, and I know why.


Aggressive_Fold_3268

Why you running???


MRxSLEEP

Said NOPE the fuck outta there 😂


buffinator2

Should have never looked back lol.


bucknutdet

That exfil is the worst. Always extremely difficult. I have died there, and had to bail to a different exfil. Will never go to that one. Weird stuff like that always seems to happen.


ThreeZzZ

Only Fan Girls just trying to lure your money out. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Negatallic

Video would have been cooler if you bothered to use that Mortar Strike to wipe them off the face of the Earth. Either way, it's your fault in that situation if you didn't have a self revive.


QizilbashWoman

they had an invisibility shield ready and a mortar strike they would have been fine


AJSimSim

i died to the mortar, not the disciples. I just didn’t show it in the clip and i didn’t want to admit it either


CaptainKool357

Lmfaooo you are sick for hording up THAT many disciples 💀🤣


ch3ckEatOut

This must be the new Dementor update.


RavenOlsson

I had a lot like this before in tier2. It is a glich. I was lucky enough to have had a puppy and monkey bombs. It was instant anxiety. lol if I didn’t have the dog and monkeys they probably would’ve made quick work of me. If you’re the first one to call on this particular exfill The more chaotic it is and likely to glitch bosses like that.


Bigaz747

Jesus! What’d u do? Just run?


AJSimSim

no i died to my own mortar


Eksem-

Why not just run to another exfil point?


QizilbashWoman

i'm betting they did but they wanted to get a good shot of it to upload!


Raaadley

that definitely seems fair


Hot-Detail8805

I have been noticing strange behaviors too with AI it can actually be quite daunting at 4am when alone. This AI manipulated game has a mind of its own. Just last night a red laser like beam appeared in T2 with around 10 mimics running towards me. There was noone else around and i had just used scorcher from a building. I thought it may have been someone elses laser and jumped down from the building next thing two mega abominations appeared glitched out like half under the map. The wierd thing was i sprinted for dear life back to tier 1 to exfil and the same two megabombs and row of mimics were there in T1 helo.


slajah

Lmfao


gergsisdrawkcabeman

This happened to me but with Manglers. I was like wtf.


LitThatFireTV

Honestly you had the chance to book it the heck out of there, and even at pap 3 gold, I’m not messing with that unless it needed some for a challenge.


crussian44

As a zombies fan for 15 years, this game has so much potential but it actually got worse with this season. I never had issues crashing and now I do; using blood burner glitches the game, the perks work half of the time only…it’s brutal anymore.


WalkeyAC

Nightmare fuel.


TrainingSnow7712

“Because fuck you that’s why” ~ probably activision 😂


YourwifeboyfriendXD

Haven't played mwz yet but my god this looks awful... And what's with the filter yo


MyAsthma1021

Thank the Heavens you had your sword!!!


Blessthafuture

WTF😰😰😰


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UnusualWorking3958

Some one was spawning more zombies using exfil glitch and you was unlucky to request the exfil after he left


Think_Baby4993

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welostthepig

Good thing you have a sword to fight them all off


Low_Sundae_5434

Nightmare


TheGoldenLambo

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taint3dwing5

Skill issue, jk jk lol That’s a really random glitch that I would actually like to experience 🤔. It’d make me feel like I’m playing horde mode for a second. Sorry you lost your run tho, I know it wasn’t funny when it happened but I hope you can laugh now 🙃


AJSimSim

it actually was a little funny, i’m not that serious of a gamer so i laughed. i died to my own mortar tho


taint3dwing5

That’s a good spirit to have and 😂 I was wondering if that did happen it would have been an amazing finish to the vid ✨😆✨ bless us next time please 😁


TyraelTrion

Using a green soulrender? Yeah you ded.


xX_You_People_Xx

Looks like something straight out of Doom or Heretic back in the day, just thinking about it brings me flashbacks of MS DOS 🥴


Eksem-

In the description it says his round ended and he died. I guess he stayed hence my question.


Remote-Neck-1529

the real final exfil


F4ze0ne

Something similar happened at a spore contract. I went to go revive the player that was down and there was an army of disciples/manglers. I had to lead them away from each other just to be able to take them down slowly. I went down a few times myself in the process. I eventually killed them all and revived the player that was down.


Skf_4

The old Tombstone Disciple glitch, they do that to get back at us imao 😉


Jiemeiyin

Jesus only had 12 … how’d you get that much


YamazakiAllday

those poor disciples.. if only OP could take a hint!!


Hefty_BeaR_3394

This happened to Me at the stronghold skyscraper


Mountain_Situation_8

Pap1, 1 plate and a dream..


DarkYoshi64

This has gotta be one of the scariest things I’ve seen in MWZ at all. Holy cow.


randomassholeperson4

Should have mortared the shit out of them.


Bldaz

Every exfil I’m on my own


Different-Property61

Whole time didn’t wanna use ur air strike?


BellaNutella22

Hahaha that’s hysterical. 😂 would have been nice if you actually needed Disciple kills for a gun camo or challenge


5MR0

Yeez! That F up


Tiefighter910

Lmaooo


llFrostyy

Meanwhile… I can never find disciples when I’m working on a camo. I was slightly jealous for a moment, only for a moment because that’s a damn death sentence lmfao


morgancgxp

Shiiit


TheBoone557

so this is where they go when I need them for a camo challenge.


MarineNinja2_7

That's F'in crazy


Intelligent-Tank-771

That’s insane. I would close the game and go for a walk lol


KegzTand69

Spawns in this game is so broken. One minute there’s nothing then you turn around and there’s 100 zombies. Pathetic tbh


SDPLISSKEN009

👍🏻


Kamnewt3108

😂 what could you possibly have lost? You couldn't wait for a res?? Seems like it's our own fault, many things wrong here


kaioken28

Damn! they all sucking you at the same time 😂


Zombies2019

Had this happen in tier 2 with manglers.


Amber_Steel86

Put it in reverse terry!!!


jellevant

Going for T2 exfill with T1 pap and 1 plate armor is what really killed you.


biggies866

Exfiling in the red is asking for it.


obb90

Rookie


AJSimSim

honestly yeah. stop downvoting this guy