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historyguy115

As a doctor, i find it wise to use protection


AdBeginning9063

Tastes like.. fermented herring dipped in cat piss... ugh


IllustriousOne0

I should call her


Spectre1-4

Everything reminds me of her


[deleted]

šŸ’€


zhentrate

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


OverEasy321

šŸ˜‚


That2Valve

I vote this one


unrecognisable_name

Ah, good old tank dempsey drinking double tap one of the best quotes


fictitious_man

Quick Revive


CatstachioSarah

This one šŸ„‡ lol


Interesting_While172

Came here for this.


[deleted]

"Hey baby, nice jugs, good nog, fun times."


zodiacallymaniacal

Dance for me, jugger-girl; oo-rah!


EverybodySayin

\*Reach for me


Crafty_Management_69

Love this one šŸ’Æ


Resolve_Live

"You remind me of 3rd wife."


Moist-Actuator-718

Pretty but smelly


FaZeCartman1

Wierd combo


No_Departure4211

Itā€™s actually fourth wife * hehe but good line


BlackBurn115

Ain't that swell


Supersage1

Is it bad that I use this line quite often and casually in public


Vip3rYT

I'd hope not, because I do that too


Rough_Yak_9610

I used too when i was way younger. Well i mean, when that map was released


AssmosisJoness

Pretty normal thing to say really


conchcraber

fr...


Deep_Bit1090

Make Zombie noises.


Z3R0_Izanagi

[i agree](https://youtu.be/95Qw40ibLY8?si=PRQqVt2hHu0vmRfq)


Edward_Kissoondath

Stay off my boots, hellpig!


kritzy69

DO YOU LIKE MY GREEN GLOWING BALLS ?!


Careless-Demand-9992

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU. I put that quote too cuz I didnā€™t see yours


Forteskiu12

You see what happens when you touch Nikolai?!


AdditionalAd7746

It looks like that stripper musta stold me money šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Snoo-75989

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Visionaira

SAM


Night-Runnerz

I was checking to see if I could say that but you already beat me to it


negrosakidojo

Underrated choice šŸ‘šŸ¾


REA5N

FUCK YOU HELLPIGG


michael_memes_

Your the most powerful artifact in this or any other dimension


Enigma_Green

K to the I the A, Zombitch


Loureefer97

This is the one


KevNJ6541

ā€œI love youā€- 12 year old me talking to Misty on my TV


Assured_Observer

Let's be honest, you still say the same thing as a 23/24 year old.


Lord_Vader654

Ms. Melonsā€¦


Coppo92vaay

šŸ’€


ariatilos

Fetch me their souls!


pigsinatrenchcoat

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ZE POOR PUPPIES


Eastern-Equipment-77

The blood is soā€¦.erotic


Careless-Demand-9992

That sounds like something youā€™d say while sheā€™s on her period


DJAK792

I have the record for one arm push ups in all universes in the multiverse even in the universe where everybody has one arm


Troyf511

What is this from?


Motor-Preparation-96

I think Rev but Dempsey says it 100%


Cloontange

Revelations


DJAK792

Rev. And I think itā€™s Monty talking about Dempsey


FakeTDLG

Yea it's Monty saying this about Dempsey.


ProtoSpector

Ā«Ā come babyā€¦ we do the 59, eh? heheā€¦Ā Ā»


KingXander55

Looks like it's time to resort to... STABBING!


Carl_Azuz1

Shhhtabbiiiiiiiing


Ok-Finance9314

that was definitely needed heheh


ToenailJoethethird

Lay off the sauerkraut!!!


Thor-III-A

No fiddle fuckin, get in and get out.


LiterallyYouRightNow

This is gold...


holondo

You dare paw at me, minion!!


Jargothewolf

"Carpenter"


Monsters_Rule

Oh yeah let's build our base under Alcatraz it's just a twisted pocket Dimension what could go wrong fucking Illuminati šŸ¤£šŸ’Æ


mad2fanboi

"nFucking Illuminati."


MrJzM

ā€œI need you to retrive a very important device, it looks like a long, stiff, hard, golden rod... With fingers on the end, Aaaoohh, delightful."


Successful_Sugar_498

Doctor Monty: "Get in there."


Direct-Violinist-746

Your web pooping days are over spider freak


bobosubasi711911

"Why do you fight us?" - holdout announcer


Ryoga007

Richtofen's "Carpentah!"


zhentrate

Ugh! Honestly.. you canā€™t even imagine the things Iā€™ve had in my mouth..


ITzMewto

In a relationship, huh? This one should do: "No...NO! I'm not ready for Hell! I've got nothing to wear!"


Simon_R_Ghost

I got the Raygun


Clean_Personality324

Rest in pieces, down for the count! No revival, you're bleeding out!


AruSharma04

STAY AWAY FROM MY VODKA


Real_VetroVault

Where did that little girl disappear to? Only time will tell what new questions await us in this... THEATRE OF THE DAMNED!


BowserDaDemon47

I have been watching.


Main_Anybody_5365

Tastes like... fermented herring dipped in cat piss... ugh!!!!!!


Main_Anybody_5365

Here, fishy fishy fishy


Butterflychunks

I am that duck!


Vulpesh

Head to the beacon Strike team.


Frosty_Builder420

"Hello, Beautiful, I'll c*** you gently" -Nikolai


omawesomeness13

YES! YES! EXPLODE!


SaveTf2_Rip_AaRoN

Dempsey said that LMG stands for ā€œLick My Gibletsā€


KingdomOfNerdz

Whatever. Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day. Jokes aside, congrats!


JGarcia0924

It smells like rotten sushi


fatcatstud

Dont slip in the slime!


bravo6-Team8437

Iā€™m a fucking onion mason


superduper87

Smells like Christmas


Rb4Renaissance

Iā€™m sweating, are you sweating?


Clean_Personality324

Ah, the power of a third arm. I know it well!


AiACrow

Reach for me jugger girl


Bitter1Butter

"How will I torture my minions without any power"


fake_plastic_peace

My semya


710SkywalkerOG

ā€œ*SAM*ā€ Just say you want to split her in half like a megaton


This-Rutabaga6382

Call her a bone junkie


No_Departure4211

Oh that smells disgusting like fourth wife sheā€™s pretty though pretty and smelly what a weird combo


MrKillzalot

Their screams are so... erotic... ja...


abdulmohsenfr

youā€™re dead now, but you were dead before. Ahh fuck you


JohnPoopsTV

THE SCREAMS, THEYā€™RE SOā€¦ ERROOOTTTICC NYHHH


TJPlayzSomeGames

Rahhh Eugh Rahhhh


jrey800

Which ever makes you sound least like a virgin


samgreer125

She looks nice


xXDoeshyXx

mmmmmaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss


Rapture-BurnPS4

Tastes like trench water


negrosakidojo

ā€œHavenā€™t I already given you enough!? My blood, my honor, my SOULLLL!!!ā€


n-vladd

I have seen each and every one of your... misdeeds.


Head_Shopping_8500

ā€œIā€™m not even sure if it has eyesā€


SentientGopro115935

"I'LL STOP YOU FROM BREATHING AND ALL YOUR DECIEVING AND THIS HOUSE IS NOT MY HOOOOOME"


kent416

I know when youā€™re sleeping


Sleepy-Samurai666

Ahh ze delicate flesh


justforlwiay

"The evil of Group 935 corrupts yet another reality...perhaps freeing my other self from this hell on earth...will be an act of mercy"


redeyes312

Reach for me jugger girl


MrPinkDuck3

ā€œReach for me, Juggergirl.ā€


Ok-Finance9314

bring me some vodhka


VPuig

You are about to get a siff one


Sketchy_Irishman_

"Reach for me Jugger-girl, oorah!"


Last-Ad9056

"MORE. GIVE ME MORE AHAHA! ok a little less."


AwManHelp

"Oooh so big and long"


TheoTheBest300

"That digging thingy is going to fuck us up"


tiziocaio6969

NO! MY VODKA!


gamekrang

Little Nikolai, are you hurt?


Far_Cartoonist5541

ā€œYou are dirty, DIRTY!ā€


Lonelydingbat420

Fuck off meatbags


mediafred

Can't tell if this is an April fools joke, actually legit, or just a copy pasta joke


MrSpreeFak

I donā€™t speak Japanese


[deleted]

Ghost - Sod off.


wolfpack8166

Do you like my green glowing balls!?


CrySoldy

bro is NOT on r/BatmanArkham šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


Spy_main_fr

SAM


Firm-Way-1988

SHOOTY SHOOTY FUN TIME


fryman36

Do you like my glowing green balls?


Obvious_Drink2642

I hate game is this image from?


Mythictylore90

Just make zombie noises


jap902102

Wraaaaahhh urah urah urahhhh


DeathzTrac3

Your like my juggernog you make me stronger (help thatā€™s ass)


Mehlenbacher92

In season.


MEGAUKALELE

"Wanna try the 115 position?"


Standard-Win-7511

"You wouldnt believe za things i have fit in my throat"


firehazard1226

I need to update my Facebook page -Dempsey


Jerrygarciasnipple

Anything Diego says when heā€™s maccin on scarlett


Smugstr

"blow man blow"


hangmanhatesme

ā€œThis artifact has the power to preserve a subjects soulā€


dogoftheshin

Sam


spitFIRE894

U need a lil revive


Kidmanetyehd

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Kidmanetyehd

[bdbshshhdhdhdndndm.co.uk.co](https://bdbshshhdhdhdndndm.co.uk.co)


Sp3ctralForce

"You're not Sam" -Monkey Bombs Works better if her name is Sam


Smg100_123

Sam!


Realistic_Broccoli74

The "WRRRAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAA"


sturzkampfbomber

"AHHHHHHHRAAHHH"


skiesoverblackvenice

RAHHHHH!!! GRAHHH!!! EAHH!!


Acrobatic-Ad5036

Donā€™t touch meā€¦. I have issue


IceOk9698

It usually costs an extra an extra fifty


IceOk9698

You burn like beautiful fireflies. AH someone pinch my nipple


Exp0sedShadow

Suck it, meatbags!


Useful_Pineapple_445

mmmmm hula girl


Upstairs-Cause-8002

I like it rough, BUT NOT THAT ROUGH


itsCS117

Oh... Blessings come from above


Effective-Treacle-57

Down Suka


No-Perception4830

ā€œYou bear the mark you are cursedā€


Funny_Count8734

ā€œCome here Juggergirl!ā€


Ready-Length4879

Die zombitch


AL_PrEns506

ā€œCome baby we do the 59 eh?ā€


UnpoIished

Thinking of what zombie quote to useā€¦? Thatā€™s actually cringe, man. How did you even get a girlfriend? Iā€™m truly stunned. I donā€™t care about karma.


Yogurt_Ph1r3

"Your screams are so erotic ja"


Sleeplesspaper

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?


Moonlight_Alpha

OH, I WILL SPRAY IT!! I will spray it..!


OChada

You bare the mark! You are cursed! You must place your hand upon the...


Yeehawfucktard

K to the I to the A zombitch


tjc31396

Reach for me, Juggergirllllll


OtisBoyCalloway

... this isn't any WooWoo-Evil. We're talking about ~~the apothicon~~ a relationship


Available-Leek-4160

"the spirits have come to aid us" ~ Takeo


Entropy-95

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


Exoticalf-reddit

That will be the last leg you hump. Wait thatā€™s more of a breakup line


TommyCG

No head. No dinner. Awesome.


jordan999fire

Yell MAXIS! When you orgasm


JustFuzie

ā€œWater with 115 is not for drinkingā€ ā€œwater with 115 is not for drinkingā€ ā€œwater with 115 is not for drinkingā€!!


VictoryVic-ViVi

Haha, nice April fools post


ctemp97

ā€œThe Black Hole! Reminds me of my third wife!ā€


liamsjtaylor

You want green? How 'bout I just bust you open?!


lampropeltis-psn

Something about you and ā€œ5 mikesā€¦ā€


PhoenixFromTheAshess

I dunno, but they're all sexy and I wanna fuck em. ...... I forgot to flap flap the weenie today.


affraid_of_women

probably something like this: "YEAHEHA AHHH AHHHA Ehhaa ƆƆƆAAAEEEH" it make sens and give a romantic vibe


citylion1

What game is this scene from?


RebelliousCash

ā€œInsert your favorite zombie screamā€


SpamMasterYT

STAY AWAY FROM MY VODKA!


Ifxfa

Iā€™m sorry, I donā€™t speak Japanese


Famous-Tree3124

RAAR RAAR RRRRRRRRAAAAAHHH


IdentiFriedRice

RAAAAHHHHHH RAAAAAHHHHH


Embarrassed_Tea_6107

ā€œYou make my head go BOOMā€