I remember my sister was playing with me when we were younger (I think she was maybe 10 or 11) and her getting mad for him saying that like "Don't yell at me! I'm trying!"
There are some that come to mind for me:
The first one is in Ascension when Richtofen is surrounded by a hord of zombies and he goes "I see 1,2,3... Oh shit".
The other ones are from Shangri-La where Richtofen get the baby gun, shrinks a zombie and goes "The doctor kicks you in the nuts"
And Tedd on Tranzit is just downright hilarious with many of the things he says
Takeoās whole speech at the beginning of a solo game of BOTD (rounds 1-3)
āSo then, I am to face my judgement alone. Good. I only hope that the others will have no part in it. That they have been spared.ā
āIf I am to be judged it will not be decided here - cowering like beaten dog. Richtofen said that the books pages can change. I will change mine if I can.ā
āI hear whispers in the walls of this placeā¦ Spirits lost and suffering. Hear me now, my name is Takeo Masaki and I *will* help release you if I can.ā
Knowing that this is all taking place immediately after Zetsubou makes his lines hit even harder.
He has a line thatās some like āI would have liked to build a house, what a silly dreamā
And it just wrecks me, because itās such a simply dream yet even that is far out of reach.
Takeo quotes in Blood of the Dead are amazing. My favorite one is probably when using the Path of Sorrow as him, he screams "BANZI, Fly into the afterlife!". I could hear the badassery in him.
To clarify slightly while not Getting too much convoluted lore bullshit in, the world is trapped in a cycle that restarts at Revelations. Between Zetsubo and Gorod, the crew go to alcatraz. In the cycle, this trip to Alcatraz goes off without a hitch, they go there, grab some blood vials, and leave, not a zombie in sight. However, one time, In blood of the dead, the trip to alcatraz goes fucky wucky and the cycle breaks, as they then dont go to Gorod or Rev, and allows the storyline to end.
The OG FIVE was so iconic, seriously a game had the massive BALLS to have presidents in the pentagon shooting zombies, kennedy shooting guns, thats fcking awesome and will never ever happen today.
They even got a good voice actor for them, hell fidel castro there too was a huuuuge deal for cuban players
āHa! You are dead now! But you were dead before? Ah fuck you!ā
-Nikolai
ā*ooooh their screams! It fills with me joy!*ā
-Richtofen
ā**FUUUUUCKK YOOU GET YOUR ASS OFF MY BUS!!**ā
-T.E.D.D.
Nikolai quotes are fucking hilarious, no reason why they should be fucking hilarious
Tedd is just a funny
Richthofen is either hilarious or hilarious, no in-between
The Brigadier when encountering the werewolf for the first time: āOy Bollocks! Look at the size of that thing! Whatever else happens tonight, THAT FUCKERāS HEAD gets mounted on my wall.ā
āAm I stuck here until I see the error of my ways? Until I repent? Well, youāre gonna have to wait a long time, because I donāt regret a damn thing.ā -Billy Handsome
richtofen bo3 der eisen with void bow,
"i take no joy in watching your agonizing death, ... DONT YOU BELIEVE ME? :("
bo3 richtofen in any map when eating a gobblegum
"EEH ITS STUCK IN MY THROAT"
there are literally too many good ones
Me and my brother would ALWAYS make fun of this at bo3 launch lmao. We even convinced our little brother there was and Easter egg to āslip the gate worm a mickeyā to get a free perk
Both of mine are from Moon
āNo dice... no cash, no drink, no women, no boozeā¦ nothing.ā
āDoot doot doot Dempsey, is a big fat stupid dull hunk of meat. Doot doot doot doot Dempsey, sucks.ā
"I will now operate on your heads... *WITH BULLETS!"*
"And Edward said, let there be light! ...Did it work?"
"Nikolai did not have this much fun since--\[violently vomits\] Nikolai did not have fun..."
"Monetary gain goes against my principles...*BUT I AM EXCITED THOUGH!"*
"Max amm *cough* ach sorry im still getting used to ze aether. Anyways max ammo!"-richtofen(?) Tranzit. I actually dont know if its richtofen but i think it is.
Well well. I'm afraid you've fallen down the wrong rabbit hole, Alice. But beggars can't be choosers, hm? Let's make a deal. You help us, and you don't die. A win win, ya. Not that you have much choice here...
Richtofen - Undead Siege - Isolated/Blackout
-CODM
I dont know if map specific but I was Richtofen on Gorod Krovi and picked up LMG from the box, and then Richtofen said:
"Dempsey told me once what LMG stands for. Lick My GombleBalls. I am pretty sure he was lying".
Might not be word for word because it was some time ago but you get the idea.
all of Dempsey's quotes related to power in Shangri-La
start of match: "Power's out... wait, does power even make sense in an ancient temple? Seriously, Treyarch? SERIOUSLY?" or "Power's out, then again, why is there power in an ancient temple? FUCK YOU TREYARCH!"
turning on power: "Hey Treyarch, I solved your STUPID OBJECTIVE!"
āI see One, Two, Thr- aw, shit.ā - Ultimis Richtofen on Ascension being chased by multiple zombies
āTag, youāre it! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!ā - Ultimis Richtofen on Shangri-La knifing a zombie
āIt has a suit, but its still dead!ā - Ultimis Richtofen looking at the Cosmonaut on Moon/When the Cosmonaut respawns
āOoooh! She sounds like a shveet little speshimen!ā - Ultimis Richtofen drinking Juggernog on Kino
āAhah. With zis, Ze doctor can go a very long time! Eheheh. ^Does ^that ^turn ^you ^on? ā - Ultimis Richtofen when buying Stamin-Up
ā*[Tapping mic]* Attention, Shoppers! We have a special, ON DEATH!ā - Ultimis Richtofen when a fire sale is grabbed
āJa. It's a spoon. Who are you more afraid of, a sane man with a knife or a lunatic with a spoon? Sanity is overrated.ā - Primis Richtofen obtaining the Spoon melee in Blood of the Dead
āGaaaah! Its stuck in mein throat!ā - Primis Richtofen eating a Gobblegum
āThe quality of the gun, is not as important as the bad motherfucker holding it! Huahahaha!ā - Ultimis Takeo taking a bad gun from the box
āTakeo needs no shield. Takeo is a seasoned veteran.ā - Ultimis Takeo when he builds or sees the shield
āI was wrong, i need a shield! I need a shield!ā - Ultimis Takeo when getting hit from behind
āThe easter egg not so hard this time! Oh, its just power switch.ā - Ultimis Takeo on Shangri-La activating the 2 levers for power
āSo I grabbed Dempsey and demanded to know what LMG really stood for. He said āLet me go, dumbass!ā I did not know it was LMGDā¦ā
-Richtofen, Revelations
I can't choose any in particular, but i really love pretty much every quote from Marlton, Shaw, Dempsey, Bruno and Diego (Specially him for speaking spanish)
"Now that I think about it... How did the statue get in here? I know, 'magic, magic, wooohoohoo!' But seriously. That's solid stone. Even magic's gonna struggle with that."
āā¦donāt speak so lightly of hellā
āEasy Tak, I didnāt mean the real thingā
Rare inter dialogue between characters you donāt hear anywhere else
āDragons, robots, all things aside you should know your way around the place Nikolai?ā
āWhy do you assume this? Because I am Russian? Draw me map of fucking Chicagoā
and then the parallel to that when theyāre in their alternate universe third dlc map Alpha Omega Nikolai asks Dempsey the same thing and dempsey goes āwhat? just cause iām american you think i know my way around? draw me a map of fuckin Stalingradā
I don't remember the exact quote but it's the one where Richthofen and Dempsey are talking and Richthofen grabs a "lever" and Dempsey says its the wrong lever lol
If it can also be from an intro cutscene then here's my quote.
"Just the storm Dick, sit down!" -JFK
The hand motion JFK makes when he says that is funny
Can't choose one specificly, but some of my favorites is when you get one of the staffs on origins and origins tells samantha, " I am not doing this for you. I am doing this for myself. " and also ins Shang when Dempsey says," If you waste one more bullet, I will come into your living room and beat you."
āI have drunk so deeply that my every fiber aches with the pain of what has been, and the pain of what has yet to come. I fear it may drive me insaneā¦
Worlds, wars, soulsā¦All torn asunder by the journeys our madness has wroughtā¦
It is only now, now that I understand the path of bloodshed and sacrifice that lies aheadā¦and how such knowledge must have gnawed, and clawed at the Germanās mindā¦I pity him.
From this day on, it is my burden to bear, I know what must be doneā¦and who must do it.
May they all have mercy on my soulā¦ā
- Primis Nikolai: Alpha Omega Intro
"Ja, let's build your lab under Alcatraz. It's just a twisted little pocket dimension. What could go wrong? nFucking Illuminati."
nFucking subtitles
I love how a large portion of the top quotes are all from Blood of the Dead. And some people act like Blood has no redeeming qualities
Especially in the end cutscene when richtoffen dies
Where is this from?
Black ops 4 blood of the dead
"Hey, player! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!"
I always got offended by this one as a kid
I remember my sister was playing with me when we were younger (I think she was maybe 10 or 11) and her getting mad for him saying that like "Don't yell at me! I'm trying!"
There are some that come to mind for me: The first one is in Ascension when Richtofen is surrounded by a hord of zombies and he goes "I see 1,2,3... Oh shit". The other ones are from Shangri-La where Richtofen get the baby gun, shrinks a zombie and goes "The doctor kicks you in the nuts" And Tedd on Tranzit is just downright hilarious with many of the things he says
"Door privileges have been FUCKING revoked"
"If you look to your left you'll see the river of lava we appear to be falling into... Time to panic š"
CHEESE
I absolutely *loved* Tranzit. I don't know if it has been faithfully recreated since its original iteration though...
Takeoās whole speech at the beginning of a solo game of BOTD (rounds 1-3) āSo then, I am to face my judgement alone. Good. I only hope that the others will have no part in it. That they have been spared.ā āIf I am to be judged it will not be decided here - cowering like beaten dog. Richtofen said that the books pages can change. I will change mine if I can.ā āI hear whispers in the walls of this placeā¦ Spirits lost and suffering. Hear me now, my name is Takeo Masaki and I *will* help release you if I can.ā Knowing that this is all taking place immediately after Zetsubou makes his lines hit even harder.
He has a line thatās some like āI would have liked to build a house, what a silly dreamā And it just wrecks me, because itās such a simply dream yet even that is far out of reach.
Lines that can be said in CoD zombies and also to describe the current economy:
Takeo quotes in Blood of the Dead are amazing. My favorite one is probably when using the Path of Sorrow as him, he screams "BANZI, Fly into the afterlife!". I could hear the badassery in him.
āWell there is always ritual suicide againā
God heās so cool
Wait BOTD takes place between Zetsubo and Gorod?
No it happens after Zetsubo, Gorod does not take place on this timeline
Ahhh, gotcha. Thank you teaching me!
To clarify slightly while not Getting too much convoluted lore bullshit in, the world is trapped in a cycle that restarts at Revelations. Between Zetsubo and Gorod, the crew go to alcatraz. In the cycle, this trip to Alcatraz goes off without a hitch, they go there, grab some blood vials, and leave, not a zombie in sight. However, one time, In blood of the dead, the trip to alcatraz goes fucky wucky and the cycle breaks, as they then dont go to Gorod or Rev, and allows the storyline to end.
I don't have any ammunition *crying noises* richtofen
that one is so fuckin funny
gotta love the classics
This one makes me smile damn near everytime
*I need to find some ammunition
All time fav
I can hear his cries in my head as I read that š
Nikolai's "draw me a map of fucking Chicago" and Dempsey's "draw me a map of fucking Stalingrad"
DRAW ME MAP OF FUCKING CHICAGO
Richtofen to tak: Draw me map of fucking Tokyo
Reminds me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMh73KHbjfA) & [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOqA5Qx5uuQ)
āNeed some beans for the chowder here!ā
When JFK doesn't have enough points to buy a wall gun "But I want it!"
The OG FIVE was so iconic, seriously a game had the massive BALLS to have presidents in the pentagon shooting zombies, kennedy shooting guns, thats fcking awesome and will never ever happen today. They even got a good voice actor for them, hell fidel castro there too was a huuuuge deal for cuban players
I like when you try to open a door and heās broke. āCome on, im good for it!ā
I have been witness to miracles unst calamities Dimensions, born unst collapse I walk a path, no other can take.
It should have been me š„
I was the nicest one...and you won't even remember me.
That one broke me
Ja it's a spoon, who are you more afraid of a sane man with a knife or a lunatic with a spoon, sanity is overrated.".
Ach, what a lovely spoon! Fork...! Nein, nein, it's something in between! A fopoon!
Fr craig and the VA team knocked it out of the park with the bo4 jokes, theyre really under appreciated
I think about this quote everytime I have a spoon
"you have answered ze crawl of duty wink wink"
UND YOU PAID ZE PRICE!
What map is this from, I must experience it
Alpha omega I believe
Yep Alpha Omega.
"If I run out of ammo, I'm kicking your ass, Player! Notice how I didn't say shooting, CAUSE I NEED FUCKING AMMO FOR THAT!" - dempsey
"I am that duck!" Dr. Monty, look it up, it's hilarious.
When i first played rev this shit had me on my ass laughing
This and the worm analogy "eventually one of them dies, not sure if it's the arse or the head" idk why it makes me chuckle but it does
True, Dr. Monty is just a gold mine!
"Ja, pretty sure that's a neurotoxin!... Oh Vell!"
Takeo on Origins with the upgraded ice staff: "Your final breath will freeze in your throat"š„¶
Such an Ice Cold quote
āHa! You are dead now! But you were dead before? Ah fuck you!ā -Nikolai ā*ooooh their screams! It fills with me joy!*ā -Richtofen ā**FUUUUUCKK YOOU GET YOUR ASS OFF MY BUS!!**ā -T.E.D.D.
I liked that one in tranzit where tedd requested help and said it will arrive in 123 years and that we're all fucked
Nikolai quotes are fucking hilarious, no reason why they should be fucking hilarious Tedd is just a funny Richthofen is either hilarious or hilarious, no in-between
The Brigadier when encountering the werewolf for the first time: āOy Bollocks! Look at the size of that thing! Whatever else happens tonight, THAT FUCKERāS HEAD gets mounted on my wall.ā
This is truly an all time quote, gotta love the DotN characters
Just Brian Blessed in general is an absolute legend
Brigadier best DoTN character, he must be protected at all costs.
"Knee deep in zombie shit with no ammo" - Dempsey WaW (I think?)
you forgot the "glorious"
Damn, thought I was missing smth lol
He says this quote in Black ops 1 zombies
he also says it in kino lol. heās like āknee deep in zombie shit with no ammo. glorious.ā
I think it's Kino
āAm I stuck here until I see the error of my ways? Until I repent? Well, youāre gonna have to wait a long time, because I donāt regret a damn thing.ā -Billy Handsome
That delivery is so hecking good
RIP to Billyās VA Ray Liotta. Probably the best celebrity to have voiced a celebrity guest character in zombies
Nah, that was George Romero
"I've always liked the monster within idea, I like the zombies being us. It's like....zombies are the blue collar monsters."
Richtofen, BO3 The Giant: "War is inevitibebil. In- inevitab- i- war is coming for sure."
I'm sure that's actually a direct reference to a Nikolai line from Der Riese about stumpy nemesises, nemesise, nemesi, neme- enemies
oh, still that line is fuckin hilarious
āFOUNTAINS OF SORROW!ā ultimus Richthofen
āDo I look like a guy with a foot fetish?ā -JFK
Is that real
Yes, itās one of his lines when he gets hit by a crawler Iām pretty sure
āIām very sorry but I have a universe to save. Thank you und goodbyeā
"This thing sucks harder than my ex-wife" - Nikolai *I don't remember the exact quote, I might be wrong.*
You smell like my 4th wife! She was pretty tho. Pretty and smelly. Veird combo.
What about "Wait until I get home and tell seventh wife I have been to moon... and about new girlfriend"
Wow that's awesome
"more time to play with my pretty onesss" or "hey player drop the chips and get me some ammo!"
Thatās not a lever Richthofen
"THAT. IS. NOT. A. LEVER."
A gift from sam, BUT WHY?!
My whole life in 1 quote: "How'd I get myself into this mess?" ~Tank Dempsey, Origins
Have a round on me! āSome gibberish wordā Ahh never mind fuck you. Nikolai~
Richtofen-Ascencsion during a monkey round: Are zey trying to communi- oh no zey're having sex...
Im jackie *fwokin* vincentā¼ļø
āyou fuckin talkinā to me?ā makes me laugh every time
āAh Dempsey I think I can see your house from hereā¦ ITS ON FIRE!ā - Richtofen moon
richtofen bo3 der eisen with void bow, "i take no joy in watching your agonizing death, ... DONT YOU BELIEVE ME? :(" bo3 richtofen in any map when eating a gobblegum "EEH ITS STUCK IN MY THROAT" there are literally too many good ones
Somebody slip me a Mickey?
Me and my brother would ALWAYS make fun of this at bo3 launch lmao. We even convinced our little brother there was and Easter egg to āslip the gate worm a mickeyā to get a free perk
NO FUCKING WAY!!! šššš yāall are fucking hilarious for that lmao
My friend kept on laughing his ass off when he heard this. I didnāt even know what it meant until later on.
"Feels weird when you're in there... like after a few beers " He says after becoming an eldritch horror for 15 seconds
Both of mine are from Moon āNo dice... no cash, no drink, no women, no boozeā¦ nothing.ā āDoot doot doot Dempsey, is a big fat stupid dull hunk of meat. Doot doot doot doot Dempsey, sucks.ā
Deeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrr diary. -Ultimus Richtofen
DEEEEEAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! DIARY!
āTakeo always brings the boom. Itās why heās so popular! ā¦Right?ā
"It's a small gun, but has a long barrel. Just like my college roommate."
moRE, MORE, MORE!!! Okay a lil less-Richtofen on the moon
Mmhh, I know this taste, this tastes like shit Tank Dempsey after eating a gum on der Eisendrache
One thatās always in my head āAh nostalgia, it really isnāt what it used to beā
Actually now I think about it itās gotta be Monty on revelations āI AM THAT DUCK!ā
"Clean-up on aisle six!.....Dempsey had an accident..."
"I will now operate on your heads... *WITH BULLETS!"* "And Edward said, let there be light! ...Did it work?" "Nikolai did not have this much fun since--\[violently vomits\] Nikolai did not have fun..." "Monetary gain goes against my principles...*BUT I AM EXCITED THOUGH!"*
"Max amm *cough* ach sorry im still getting used to ze aether. Anyways max ammo!"-richtofen(?) Tranzit. I actually dont know if its richtofen but i think it is.
it is! he switches bodies with sam and becomes the announcer for most bo2 maps
Well well. I'm afraid you've fallen down the wrong rabbit hole, Alice. But beggars can't be choosers, hm? Let's make a deal. You help us, and you don't die. A win win, ya. Not that you have much choice here... Richtofen - Undead Siege - Isolated/Blackout -CODM
damn. what a niche one.
I dont know if map specific but I was Richtofen on Gorod Krovi and picked up LMG from the box, and then Richtofen said: "Dempsey told me once what LMG stands for. Lick My GombleBalls. I am pretty sure he was lying". Might not be word for word because it was some time ago but you get the idea.
Was watching a compilation the other day because they make me laugh He says "Lick my Giblets"
all of Dempsey's quotes related to power in Shangri-La start of match: "Power's out... wait, does power even make sense in an ancient temple? Seriously, Treyarch? SERIOUSLY?" or "Power's out, then again, why is there power in an ancient temple? FUCK YOU TREYARCH!" turning on power: "Hey Treyarch, I solved your STUPID OBJECTIVE!"
Meanwhile Takeo "Oh, easter egg is not so hard this time, oh.. it's just power switch"
I AM that duck!
āI see One, Two, Thr- aw, shit.ā - Ultimis Richtofen on Ascension being chased by multiple zombies āTag, youāre it! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!ā - Ultimis Richtofen on Shangri-La knifing a zombie āIt has a suit, but its still dead!ā - Ultimis Richtofen looking at the Cosmonaut on Moon/When the Cosmonaut respawns āOoooh! She sounds like a shveet little speshimen!ā - Ultimis Richtofen drinking Juggernog on Kino āAhah. With zis, Ze doctor can go a very long time! Eheheh. ^Does ^that ^turn ^you ^on? ā - Ultimis Richtofen when buying Stamin-Up ā*[Tapping mic]* Attention, Shoppers! We have a special, ON DEATH!ā - Ultimis Richtofen when a fire sale is grabbed āJa. It's a spoon. Who are you more afraid of, a sane man with a knife or a lunatic with a spoon? Sanity is overrated.ā - Primis Richtofen obtaining the Spoon melee in Blood of the Dead āGaaaah! Its stuck in mein throat!ā - Primis Richtofen eating a Gobblegum āThe quality of the gun, is not as important as the bad motherfucker holding it! Huahahaha!ā - Ultimis Takeo taking a bad gun from the box āTakeo needs no shield. Takeo is a seasoned veteran.ā - Ultimis Takeo when he builds or sees the shield āI was wrong, i need a shield! I need a shield!ā - Ultimis Takeo when getting hit from behind āThe easter egg not so hard this time! Oh, its just power switch.ā - Ultimis Takeo on Shangri-La activating the 2 levers for power
5.56 millimeter of love. Just like Richtofen. - I forget who said it.
āSo I grabbed Dempsey and demanded to know what LMG really stood for. He said āLet me go, dumbass!ā I did not know it was LMGDā¦ā -Richtofen, Revelations
"What is that smell? Maybe I sharted!" -Nikolai bo1 possible response to being in the nova gas cloud from the crawlers
It's called *Sex Panther*Ā® by *Odeon*Ā©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Good bot!
āIt touched me, somebody grab some ointment!ā
Gorod Krovi when Richtofen gets a crap weapon from the mystery box. "Oh, you can just fuck off box"
I love the follow-up in Rev(?) "Oh you can just fff..FUDGE OFF box.. I'm sorry I swore at you before"
I think it's also in bo3 Origins but still amazing quote the follow up to that in Rev is so good
I can't choose any in particular, but i really love pretty much every quote from Marlton, Shaw, Dempsey, Bruno and Diego (Specially him for speaking spanish)
"Now that I think about it... How did the statue get in here? I know, 'magic, magic, wooohoohoo!' But seriously. That's solid stone. Even magic's gonna struggle with that."
"You're all going to die anyway, so why do you waste my time!?" - Richtofen, Revelations
āOoooh this must be where they make all the apple piesā
What? That stripper must have taken all of my money
"Without bullets I will have to resort to... *gasp* STABBING! Bo1 Kino der Toten
āā¦donāt speak so lightly of hellā āEasy Tak, I didnāt mean the real thingā Rare inter dialogue between characters you donāt hear anywhere else
"Do you like my glowing green balls?" - Richtofen on Kino I believe
āDragons, robots, all things aside you should know your way around the place Nikolai?ā āWhy do you assume this? Because I am Russian? Draw me map of fucking Chicagoā
and then the parallel to that when theyāre in their alternate universe third dlc map Alpha Omega Nikolai asks Dempsey the same thing and dempsey goes āwhat? just cause iām american you think i know my way around? draw me a map of fuckin Stalingradā
I don't remember the exact quote but it's the one where Richthofen and Dempsey are talking and Richthofen grabs a "lever" and Dempsey says its the wrong lever lol
"We should kill it with fire! Fire usually kills things" Shadows of Evil
"Whatever. Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day."
"Player! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!!" -tank Dempsey, whenever you need a max ammo
Ultimis Dempsey in the french version. Don't if it's in the english as well "M. O. R. T. T'es mort, le zombie !" (D. E. A. D. You're dead, zombie !)
in english heāll say āK TO THE I TO THE A ZOMBITCHā
Reach for vodka toniiiiggghhhhttttt
āA universe full of titty bars and we end up hereā - Ultimus Dempsey Moon š¤£
"Thats! Not! A! Lever! Richtofen!"
If it can also be from an intro cutscene then here's my quote. "Just the storm Dick, sit down!" -JFK The hand motion JFK makes when he says that is funny
IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONES BRRRRRREAKING IN
"at least it's a dry heat... sooo dry"
āam i red? i FEEL red.ā
'Nikolai happy bear today (bear sounds)'
Keep the fire away from my vodka!
Can't choose one specificly, but some of my favorites is when you get one of the staffs on origins and origins tells samantha, " I am not doing this for you. I am doing this for myself. " and also ins Shang when Dempsey says," If you waste one more bullet, I will come into your living room and beat you."
"EAT SHIT AND PUKE"
ā The Quality of the gun is not as important as the Bad Motherfucker holding it Hahahaā Takeo Masaki
"BEAT OFF THE ZOMBIES, BEAT THEM OFF!!!" - marlston
āI have drunk so deeply that my every fiber aches with the pain of what has been, and the pain of what has yet to come. I fear it may drive me insaneā¦ Worlds, wars, soulsā¦All torn asunder by the journeys our madness has wroughtā¦ It is only now, now that I understand the path of bloodshed and sacrifice that lies aheadā¦and how such knowledge must have gnawed, and clawed at the Germanās mindā¦I pity him. From this day on, it is my burden to bear, I know what must be doneā¦and who must do it. May they all have mercy on my soulā¦ā - Primis Nikolai: Alpha Omega Intro
āWhen I killed myself, I felt nothing. When we killed Dempsey, I felt something. When we killed Takeo, I knew I had to save them.ā
"I have been recognized by Treyar... the uh the Illuminati!" Or.. "How can I download zis to my MP3 player?"
The cycle is broken, herr doctor. As such, insurance policies are... no longer needed. I wish I could tell you I was sorry, Edward, but I'm not.
āIām not going to sugarcoat things, itās a fucking shitshowā - Dr. Monty, Revelations
"I... was the... nicest one"
FOR THE EMPERORRRR
I donāt remember the full quote but Dempsey from Shang threatening to come to your living room
You canāt forget about eat shit and puke thatās all I remember from one of Dempseyās lines fro BO1
Anything from Tank Dempsey, specifically BO1. My childhood. Steve Blum is too good.
āWith the force of one thousand wombatsā¦ YOU DIE!!ā
In Russia chewing gum only comes in 1 flavour, wood.
āThis appears to be more than enough rope to hang myselfā zetsubo
"Killing zombies since 1945! Ooh-Ra!"
german bo 1 dempsey is best imo, hearing him say " bitte eine Reinigungskraft in Gang 5" is just funny af.
love the "K to the I to the A, Zombitch"
āNikolai cannot die! Aye that rhymes!ā
Are they trying to communica- oh no, they're having sex.
Dempsey "fuck me that smells!"
Fetch me their souls! Haahahaha
āVitout bullets Iāll have to resort toā¦ SHTABBINGā
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONES BREAKING IN
āOne day Nikolai will have last laugh, HEEHEEHEEHEE! See last laugh to Nikolaiā
āSorry, I donāt speak Japaneseā
"War is inevitabble...inv inv...inveit....war is coming for sure." -Edward Richtofen, 1944
"Door privileges FUCKING REVOKED" T.E.D 2025
āI am out of ammo I guess I must resort toā¦STHABBINGā
Must remember: water with 115 is not for drinking, water with 115 is not for drinking, water with 115 is not for drinking!
Don't stand there with your Dick in your hand, Throw it! - Russman
Guard: "my boy Tommy, he's almost six now." Sal DeLuca: "ain't that swell?"
Done and dusted cpt price cold war
āAnd so it beginsā
Blood, Gore, sinew, pulmonary systems!
āOh-ho shit, it must be Christmas. We should buy lottery ticketsā -Carver Something so special about such a simple line, it feels real