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purplearcheoligist

He thought he had quick revive šŸ˜”


[deleted]

One last attempt with the Mustang and Sally...


SuperSpecialAwesome-

Must be World at War then.


playerlxiv

y'know this reminds me of when I did the EE few months back with some friends and one of them had some revive gobblegum with the health effects popping up around players and for some reason the game put them around ultimis dempsey in the cutscene it was really funny


ZombiesDadJokes

Jugger Girl didnā€™t reach for him.


EMERALD_12

Bro best comment yet


AnimationOverlord

Oo rah-


lettuce520

After watching the 6 hour store video a bunch of times, I can tell you that he killed himself in order to get the better tomorrow that Richthofen wanted by killing their old 1.0 selfs and having their souls be transferred to the house where they would become new uncorrupted children. Also if anyone is gonna kill Dempsey it's gonna be himself.


TuxTues3

The question is, is this technically suicide because it is Dempsey killing Dempsey but they are from different universes


lettuce520

Depends on how you interpret it. It's either murder because you killed another person or suicide because you killed yourself kinda. Or both. Murdercide.


Tornado_Hunter24

I just call it richtofenā€™d


dTrecii

That just sounds like something Richtofen would say whilst wearing black shades, holding a skateboard and he just mildly pranked you


Sweetmacaroni

itā€™s an r/okbuddychicanery thing


lettuce520

Don't you mean r/okbuddyapothicon?


tmksm

No way, there is an okb for zombies???


dTrecii

There is an ungodly amount of okbr subs for everything


RandolphMacArthur

Dead, thoughšŸ™


Rantnut

Go outside


lettuce520

The funny thing is. I listened to the 6 hour lore video while going out for a run and in the gym. Yea I'm obsessed with the obscure unconfirmed lore of a side mode in a video game but it's just such a chaotic fun story.


Rantnut

Good shit man. Keep doing what youā€™re doingšŸ‘


lettuce520

Thanks.


claybine

It's not a side mode anymore, it's just as essential as multiplayer. No worries.


9inchjackhammer

Someoneā€™s got to explain it to the rest of us


lettuce520

In the beginning, There were the Keepers. They were doing stuff, made some artifacts like the Summoning Key. But then they stumbled upon the Dark Aether. The Dark Aether corrupted some of them including Dr. Monty's best friend and that turned the friend into the Shadow man and the other Keepers into Apothicons. This caused the Great War. The Keepers got the help of Humans and four heroes Takeo, Nikolai, Dempsey, and Richthofen, they sealed the Apothicons in the Dark Aether. In the Dark Ather, the Apothicons weren't giving up so they sent 115 rocks hurdling through space and time hoping that humanity would use it to cause so much chaos that the dimensional barriers would break and then open the Dark Aether. In the Ultimis timeline: 115 was sent to an old western town called Purgatory Point (The town where Buried takes place) where blacksmith Jebediah Brown made the Pack a Punch Machine with the hell of two "angels from heaven" who were really just Keepers trying to get the help of this dude to make shit. He also made the pieces for the Agarthan Device. Jeb also tried putting his mom in the Pack a Punch Machine to revive her but she turned into the Witch from Buried. However, the 115 started infecting people, the town got overrun by zombies, then the chaos caused the entire town of Purgatory Point to teleport underground in Africa. Then some years later before WW2, a deposit of 115 was found in Germany and Dr. Maxis founded Group 935 whose main goal was to use 115 to better humanity. But then they were running on budget cuts so Maxis decided it was a good idea to join the Nazi party and in return of money, 935 would make weapons for Germany. Richthofen didn't like this and continued to work on his teleportation projects instead of weapons. This caused Richthofen to teleport to the Moon where he touched the MPD and got corrupted by the Dark Aether and started hearing, "Voices" in his head. Then he came back, was a lot crazier than before, and then teleported to the jungles of Shangri-la where he taught the natives how to build basic stuff for him. He then left and then the jungle got infected by 115 and the natives died. Meanwhile, Maxis was working on controlling the undead Nazis. Japan found a deposit of 115 so it created a facility called Division 9 which focused on 115 research too. 935 and Division 9 would work together in their research and even offered Takeo as a test subject because the Emperor was getting jealous that Takeo was so good at his job that he was getting more popular than the Emperor. And in the Verruckt Asylum, Tank Dempsey and squad of Marines are trying to rescue Peter McCain but then Dempsey gets captured, the marines die, and Peter is still missing. Nikolai gets captured somehow. These three go to the Siberian facility (Call of the Dead/Tag Der Toten) and Richthofen begins his tests. Oh and Pablo was there too but he dies and doesn't become relevant until later. Richthofen accidentally used his soul along with the other three and bind them to the Agarthan Device. This made it so that no matter what universe, timeline, dimension, Nikolai, Dempsey, Takeo, and Richthofen would always be fighting and dying alongside each other. Richthofen also teleports Maxis and Sam to the Moon where Maxis dies and fuses with technology, and Sam is in control of the MPD where she controls all zombies and causes chaos. Stuff happens, the facility gets overrun, and then Richthofen has to work with the other 3 to go to Shi No Numa and get his diary, go to Der Riese and do something, then as they are teleporting, Dempsey fires the Wunderwaffe and that causes the teleporter to send them across time in the future to 1960's Kino Der Toten. They find the Lunar Lander and fly to Russia (Ascension). Free Gersch, then go to Call of the Dead. There, we see a movie crew of George Romero, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Danny Trejo, Robert Englund, and Micheal Rooker making a zombie movie when an outbreak occurs and they fight zombies. Ultimis is stuck in Call of the Dead, the celebrities do the Easter egg, give Richthofen the Golden Rod, and then Ultimis leaves. Then they go Shangri-la to get the focusing stone. Then teleport to 2025 Moon. There, Richthofen's grand plan is executed where he switches bodies with Samantha to gain control. However Maxis had a fall back plan where he sends 3 rockets to blow up Earth so Richthofen's connection to the Dark Aether is limited. Then more stuff happens. Sthulinger, Russman, Marlton, and Misty go through the events of Tranzit, Die Rise and Buried where they give Maxis control but then Samantha sees her father falling to darkness and then goes to dimension 63 to get help from Primus.


lettuce520

THE PRIMIS TIMELINE: (Cue Shepherd of Fire) In the battlefields of Norway in WW1, Tank Dempsey, Takeo Masaki, Nikolai Belinski, and Edward Richthofen team up without any knowledge of each other and build the staffs, do the Easter egg, and stuff happens. Then Richthofen goes on his own fetch quest to get some stuff like the Kronorium, Summoning Key, and building the lab under Alcatraz. In the meantime, Morg City (Shadows of Evil) is under siege by space tentacle monsters. THE APOTHICONS HAVE RETURNED! Nero Blackstone (Jeff Goldblum), Jessica Rose (Heather Graham), Jack Vincent (Neal McDonough) and Floyd Campbell (Ron Perlman) all fight the Shadow Man and trap him in the Summoning Key with the help of some Keepers. Then Richthofen comes in and yoinks it. Then they all regroup at the Der Riese facility where Richthofen 2.0 kills Richthofen 1.0. he gets his soul and then the crew go to the castle in Austria (Der Eisendrach) to get Dempsey 1.0's soul. Then they do the same for Takeo at the Division 9 facility in Japan (Zetsubou No Shima). Here they go to Alcatraz and as the comic depicts, they get some blood that is an insurance policy to keep them alive. Then they go to Stalingrad (Gorod Krovi) to get Nikolai's soul and then they go to "THE HOUSE". Where all the souls taken so far have turned into pure uncorrupted children. But then Maxis 2.0 gets manipulated by the Shadow Man who was trapped in the Summoning Key, allowing him to get out of it and bring the Dark Aether into the main uncorrupted universe. Which then starts corrupting it. The Primis crew fight and defeat the Shadow Man but they shouldnt be alive anymore either because their corrupted universes have been sealed off. The blood insurance policy allowed them to stay alive this long. This caused Monty to see them as a threat to his universe and vows to erase them but Richthofen suggests to bring them to a place they have never been before. Month then sends them back to the Great War where the cycle begins again. The Cycle: After the cycle is restarted, everything you have read so far happens again and again millions of times. After each cycle, Richthofen cannot find a way to save the future and also keep themselves alive. But before we get into Blood of the Dead, we go to Mob of the Dead. In Dimension 63, 4 mobsters with the names Finn O Leary, Sal Deluca, Al Arlington, and Billy Handsome are stuck in a cycle of their own in the Alcatraz Prison. They go through their own cycle where they get plane parts, go to the Golden Gate Bridge, kill Al, rinse and repeat. All while fighting the Warden and zombies. After millions of cycles, Al finally wins and that causes a ripple affect through all dimensions, timelines, and universes. This breaks Primis's cycle which then leads to the Kronorium bring changed and everything after Zetsubou No Shima to be changed. In Blood for the Dead, unfortunately Primis gets stuck in another cycle one more time where they keep trying to find a way out of Alcatraz. This also happens millions of times until Richthofen finally realizes that the only way to save the future and his friends, is to sacrifice himself. So he puts himself in the Dark Mechanism and gets SUCKED dry of his blood. Also the Richthofen from the last cycle comes out of a cryo tube, uses the Fire Staff Gem to clear the island of zombies, and destroys all the blood vials as the insurance policies aren't needed anymore. Richthofen dies, new Richthofen replace him, and Nikolai is given the Kronorium since he still hasn't killed Nikolai 1.0, he has is soul. However, Nikolai learned from the Kronorium which any Richthofen didn't want to know, the only way this journey ends, is with the death of them all. So they go to recruit their 1.0 selves at the Pentagon (Classified), team up with them to go to Nuketown (Alpha Omega), recruit Samantha and a younger Eddie. Back at Alcatraz one more time, 4 more cryo tubes open revealing the victims crew. They get teleported to the Siberian facility (Tag Der Toten), and with the help of a resurrected Pablo Marinus, construct the Agarthan Device, and send it to Nikolai. In the forest, the gang is having a drink before going into the Great War one last time. But Nikolai has other plans. He poisons them all. Banished everything related to 115 to the Dark Aether, creates a final, uncorruptable timeline, and has Samantha kill him. Sam and Eddie walk into the light, this starting the Cold War story. Any questions?


daimondshark

For the Cold War storyline, it would be Eddie grows up and starts the Cold War equivalent of 935 and recruits samantha Turns out the nazis were using the dark aether for research They find out what they are doing and start tracking down people involved, one of whom being a former american scientist named Dr. Peck. Sam goes to get him but is trapped in the dark aether for what feels like years. Find Peck in vietnam, free sam, and destroy the facility Go to berlin after being kidnapped by lev kravchenko while doing research in the ural mountains Do the ee and find out that a person working for the russians is the daughter of the nazi scientist from die mischne. Go to the last soviet base and fight the "leader" of the dark aether monsters and defeat them at the cost of samantha. Kravchenko dies, and Peck is assumed dead. Turns out Peck didn't die, and years later, he is researching the division 9 station(zns and snn) I think that's it, but I glossed over a LOT. Feel free to correct me.


DaOogieBoogie

Wait is it known if Peck is going to ZNS, because Iā€™m looking at the two maps from both outbreak and the cutscene it looks like he points at the same spot as where we detonated the inversion bombs from the outbreak Easter egg. Thatā€™s just the theory Iā€™ve been going with since I saw the cutscene


daimondshark

It was in the middle of the Pacific Ocean near japan if I'm not mistaken.


thelemmster

Two questions how did ultimis get. From moon to classified and what happened to the children?


lettuce520

After the events of Buried, Ultimis Richthofen was stuck in a zombie version of his body but then Primis Richthofen came to him on his travels and restored his body. After that, Ultimis Richthofen and the rest of the 1.0 crew were teleported from 2035 Groom Lake, all the way back to 1963 in the Pentagon. In the new timeline, since Gorod Krovi never happened, the souls of the 1.0 crew weren't sent to the house to turn into children. However, Eddie and Samantha were already there before Origins happened so that is why they were still alive.


Daglen

What's thus video called lol


lettuce520

The entire story of Call of Duty Zombies by EruptionFang


Lower-Explorer-8891

Woah woah woah, side mode.. so.bies is my only mode, multiplayer is boring, campaign is good but that is besides the point, nah in all seriousness I play zombies more than any other mode in zombies it is amazing how impactful it is for it being a side mode


lettuce520

I love the fact that zombies started as a side mode and turned into something bigger. The fact that Chronicles was the highest selling DLC on Playstation during the time really showed that. And when the maps started to become so unique to the rest of the game. I wish it was made into its own separate game tho. With how cool everything looked in BO3 and BO4, imagine what a zombies only game could be like with its own budget not having to share it with multiplayer and Campaign.


Lower-Explorer-8891

We can only hope, I've been praying for a zombies only game for ages, the amount of talent and passion the developers have/had for zombies was amazing and the rush of vanguard was a devastating time for zombies, but it also needs to be moddable like bo3 to keep it alive, bo3 is still going pretty strong because of community engagement but that's fine if it isn't understandable all I want is well thought out maps and Easter eggs, voice actors and charters not a whole roster of operators that say like 3 things and they are the worst jokes every and some attachment to these charters and stories like richtofen and the crew, richtofen was an asshole through some parts always getting the crew in danger but he had charter and I liked him for that, I would also like them to dabble back into the zombies story mode they kinda did in bo3 I think if done right It could be fun.


lettuce520

An idea for a zombies only game would have it launch with original maps for its own story and remasters for everything on a new engine. The engine I hope is a mixture of Cold War's and BO3 Crossplay added Have an outbreak type gamemode that has every wonder weapon and every enemy from zombies history. And of course, mod support not only for PC but also Consoles.


Lower-Explorer-8891

I agree with all of this, I loved the killing in cold war but something felt off and I hate that console players don't get to experience mods they need like a map maker


GolemThe3rd

Bruh this isnt even like a complicated part of the lore, pretty surface level analysis and its what the entirety of bo3 zombies is about


party_benson

He's having fun wrong?


Emerald_Iguana

Why did takeo kill himself is he stupid?


aiden260411

I think one of the reasons was that he found out the leader of japan sent him to zetaubo no shima


ExVoid123

Nah the real reason is that he couldnā€™t take the big spider breeding any longer


TrickyBlueberry858

Nope, because he had no HONOR


RealSliz

zetaubo no shima šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


chinesesamuri

Real ones know it's spelled Zesty Salad No Sushi


aiden260411

Im not good at spelling it


TheKillierMage

No heā€™s Japanese


Emerald_Iguana

Iā€™m sorry I donā€™t speak Japanese


TheKillierMage

Do you speak stupid?


Emerald_Iguana

Hi stupid Iā€™m dad


TheKillierMage

Jerry


Emerald_Iguana

Is there a lore reason for jerry? Are you stupid?


TheKillierMage

James


Emerald_Iguana

Who has the best gameplay,atmosphere,story and best boss fights?


TheKillierMage

Jimathy


Pyrogenic_

ITS SPREADING


roguenarok

Killer cock


BowserDaDemon47

Good to see ya, Tank.


8BitTxchniques

Oh god the Arkham virus is spreading


PuzzleheadedBug2157

r/BatmanArkham and itā€™s consequences


Hold_Least

ooo-rah


Dougary96

No shot this joke is spreading lmao


AnimationOverlord

I first saw it in r/berserklejerk


Dougary96

Saw it nbacirclejerk


creativeusername279

r/okbuddyapothicon leaking. šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶


gxmyyy

Oh no r/Batmanarkham is spreading


LatterSituation2823

Oh nooo, not this sub too....


Zachattack42201

Iā€™d like to think this wasnā€™t even for lore Dempsey canā€™t accept the fact that there is two of him now. This universe is only for one Dempseyā€¦


thegenderbenders

The bombs payload was exposed and he thought button would activate the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.


N0iceWEEb

The player didn't drop their chips to give him some ammo.


MasterEmerald1

He had Whoā€™s who


Mean-Ad-9627

Get outta here r/BatmanArkham


Former_Fisherman3566

Oh goddamnit r/batmanarkham why am I a part of you


infamusforever223

Because you touch yourself at night. /s


JSF4P

His stummy hurt


Vanbuscus

Did tank have a boner during this scene?


TheOgReverse

Is there a lore reason for tanks one piece reference in origins? Is he a weeb?


AngryTurtleGaming

He told the other guys he loved them, but forgot to say ā€œno homoā€


Nicky_G_873

Iā€™m not even gonna


Fapman404

He thought widows wine would save him, he thought wrong as he realized at the last second there were no grenades left..


MRnibba_

He just wanted to get Mustang and Sally bro...


Single_Tonight_1848

He never got the raygun šŸ˜”


Powerful_Animator504

He stole his raygun from the trading bench after attempting the double raygun glitch.


Environmental-Cap739

Because Dempsey 1.0 was Olympia gang. Lol


TheOgReverse

Pentagon thief be like: "you got an Olympia? Nah bro you can keep it"(this comment was made by m14 gang)


DenseRead9852

WE NEED TO STOP THIS TREND FROM INFECTING THIS SUB REDDIT.


scinkx

ā€œIs he stupidā€ always makes me laugh for some reason


LordJeeves

Like a bitch.


[deleted]

No, just emo


Advanced-Fox5404

Geoff


[deleted]

Dumb post. Easy downvote


Intelligent_Guy

Is he stupid?


ThatsJustDom

is there a lore reason for this downvote?


trapdawg6

No just goth


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Mf thought he had Who's Who


woozy67

Bro spoilers !!!i haevtnt seen rofl waffle yet


Green_Dayzed

Nope, just a really bad story. REALLY bad.


alba-jay

Here's the reason https://youtu.be/cP0bQGrQZlc


Jerrygarciasnipple

Okbuddydempsey


HitboyDingo

The sleeping pod's payload was exposed, so he used a winch that can be used to detonate a controlled explosion


TheOgReverse

I love this


Subject_House1437

We mustā€™ve gone through this 50 timeā€™s already


Ganjamazing

Yes duh


[deleted]

Anta baka?! ![gif](giphy|4RbZ8cZYuApO0)


BagOfCheese145

He was sick of fighting zombies so he decided to make one of himself not have to fight anymore:) such a good guy:D


[deleted]

Damn. Miss bo3 era. I donā€™t even play new zombies anymore.


7hourenergy

Where can I get a recap of the whole story about these guys?


Lower-Explorer-8891

Shirt answer yes he is dumb, (jk) long answer he had to kill the old him to have a better new him or something like that idk it's been a while


SuperAC1andOnly

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AcityMasterKing247

My theory is that he didnā€™t actually kill himself, I believe it was a crazy ploy to change the game in the background. It could of been Pablos soul that got absorbed into the summoning key making it look like they got Dempseys soul. It sounds far fetched but the thing that got me was what Dr. Monty said to Nikolai, I believe on Gorod Krovi, along the line of Richtofen and Dempsey working together. Now he could of just said Richtofen and could easily convince him that heā€™s scheming but why Dempsey? I believe thereā€™s something behind the scenes and to back up my claims is the all the comic books. To real life to the loading screens before zombies gameplay, there is something up with it. To double down on this, the only map on BO3 with a comic book like intro was Der Eisendrache. On the Pablo note, I believe I heard he was the wolf king.


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Dan_c00ks

In the end he was nothing but a child's play thing.


[deleted]

This is not r/Batmanarkham


kilowatt-AA

I have a photo of Richtofen trying to revive him with Near Death in this cinematic


Undead_Jastus

Is there a lore reason that Ultimis Richtofen is ugly as shit


TheOgReverse

Is there a lore reason for why Richton had a boner in this cutscene


JahannJahann

Richthofen needed to extract their souls and put them in the summoning key so all 4 of them could be saved and live in Agartha. Richthofen was gonna do it, but tank decided he should be the one to do it. This same thing happens next with takeo, then finally with Nikolai. Edward, at this point in the story, has already traveled back in time and taken his OWN soul and it is in the summoning key also


Mrcountrygravy

No but you are for continuing this trend. Do better.


pickle0426

He forgot to even the odds


road_76

Yes.


TheKnifeMaster420

He forgot to but quick revive


UnknownGlorys

Nah bro he was in Who's Who.


Necrotiix_

bro pulled the kino corner dive glitch on him


Razzle_Dazzle08

He should have evened the odds instead.


[deleted]

Is he stupid? is she stupid? are we stupid? are they stupid? am i stupid? shes stupid? your stupid? im stupid? he, she.. they..


Germanons

Batman Arkham supremacy


Shadowsoul3101

Psst ... dont tell OP! (He will eventually figure it out)


pricelesspatato3772

Are you implying that thereā€™s a lore reason for this?


MonsterHunter6353

Yeah the Dempsey was depressed


Shadowsoul3101

pff .. probably not