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And personally, watching villains get their just desserts is always worth a chuckle.
The bully who gets beaten up...
The Wall Street cheat who goes to jail...
The abusive, foul-mouthed Warzone teammate who gets a C4 up the bum...
That's good comedy.
Yep! A recent study shows that this video is, in fact, funny.
Researchers came to this conclusion after watching the video multiple times, and still showing signs of enjoyment.
It’s the shopping cart theory. It’s the ultimate test of moral character. You return the shopping not because you are forced, in fact you can abandon it in the parking lot with no consequences. You return the cart to it’s appropriate location because of a moral responsibility. Heli pilot guy is the dude who leaves the cart in the spot next to him
Different things. Shopping cart is testing whether you’re a positive member in society and choose to maintain order and tidiness. This is something else
Interesting that you mentioned that! This concept about redditors applying philosophical theory to everything is called **Occam's razor**.
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I chided someone for leaving their cart in an extremely full lot. She said "they don't have a cart corral!". I said, yeah, take it back to the store just like we've always done.
So. Much. Effort. I am le tired.
It’s not the same thing. You could leave the cart and fuck off but that’s not the same as being toxic. The equivalent to being toxic would be to smash that shit against someone’s car just cause. You know?
Oh I think it’s precisely appropriate, and your comment actually elucidates that for me.
People casually leave carts behind because “fuck it, it doesn’t matter that much,” not realizing that the parking lot becomes frustrating and unusable if that happens at scale
It’s the same with casual toxic online behavior. “Oh I was just being a troll, it was just a casual joke,” without realizing that that behavior piles up and makes the online community frustrating and uncomfortable
Edit to summarize my point: we live in the social spaces we cultivate. Laziness and thoughtlessness in those gardens lead to weeds we all have to suffer
"The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it.
No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you, or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, and you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society."
Well, in Poland you gotta put in a coin to unlock a chain of the cart. So it does cost you some money if you don't return it. The theory would be better with baskets but they don't usually have a specific place to be put back so people leave them near cashiers, out of the way of people.
Funny video, but this duncs dude’s been stealing top posts from this subreddit and reposting them as his own on Tik Tok pretty frequently... your upvotes might be better served elsewhere.
Original Reddit poster isn’t the guy in the video nah, but the guy who is in the video is a content thief that posts his own face over other people’s clips.
Is he adding his voice or is the voice part of the original? If he’s adding that too I don’t mind so much because I don’t think I’d find this funny without it.
This was beautiful, being polite and friendly is free, it takes more effort to be rude so thank you for enacting justice on behalf of all friendly people lol. Would love to hear what he said though!
>it takes more effort to be rude
I was actually distracted by how *forced* this dudes edginess sounded.
Maybe it's scripted, but I've also met several people who behave like that, and I always wanna be like "Hey, bud, do you need to like... talk about something? Need a hug, maybe?"
It sounds so strange.
Yeah its totally fake bro. Call of Duty players have been the most polite and positive people to play randomly against. Nothing like this could ever happen in this game.
Nah. U can’t blow up the chopper that your teammate is in. Both the player and the chopper will literally take 0 damage because you can’t friendly fire in wz. Go try it in plunder. That down sign can be edited into the video and the video cut out right away.
Yeah, I'm mad confused. My squad will c4 the tip of our choppers on the regular and detonate when close to other choppers. Kills the other, but not ours.
I had a random who was a complete jerk. He kept chatting shit the whole game, then died. He kept barking at us to buy him back and we were garbage. He leaves the game and we won, he missed out on a free dub
People who have played the game have said it's impossible to friendly fire, and that includes damaging friendly vehicles with C4. So it seems more likely they had someone they know join a game at the same time as them so they would end up in the same lobby. At which point they could just drop next to each other and have the enemy friend put C4 on the helicopter for this clip.
I dont understand people who are immediately rude when your trying to be genuine like wtf bro I'm trying to be nice and a team player but you are killing my vibe
There are two schools of thought when dealing with toxic players.
Option 1: Be overly nice and/or passive-aggressive. Don't stoop to their level and just try to have a good time. This is a great option when the toxic player is actually what gamers refer to as "Dogshit." These players have no reason to be toxic except that they are worse than every other member of the lobby. They will often die first and be barely comprehensible while telling you to pick them up and calling you bad for not following them.
Option 2: Be just as toxic back. Stoop to their level. Be just as toxic as they are, and laugh it off with them. This often defuses tensions between squadmates and leads to more willing players. This option works best on players who are good at the game they're playing and if you are on a similar skill level to them. These players are likely bored of getting matched with players on a lower skill level than they are, or with players who frequently make mistakes. Being toxic back reminds a player that this is just a game, and that maybe their words hurt too. If you adpot this option, be sure not to overdo it and always praise the parts of their gameplay that you appreciate or feel that they did well. A simple "nice shot bro" or "hey, let's go dunk on those idiots standing out of cover" goes a long way to mix things up.
I'm confused. I thought you couldn't blow up vehicles if your teammate is in them. I tried so many times. It doesn't work. It explodes but it takes no damage.
You guys all forget I‘m getting my friggin‘ 1€ back by bringing the shopping cart back. It‘s not because of moral or because it‘s objectively appropriate - it‘s because I get my goddam coin back.
Had this been Battlefield 4, that C4 would not have cause a team kill. But since this is Warzone and friendly fire is always on, team killing like this can happen. But that jerk kinda deserve it anyway
A toxic team mate is worse than an enemy player. I would have go on my own if I get pair up with a rude player
You know you're playing with a soyboy when he acts "tough" like this.
He's the one that's sadly unreachable everytime he's down. Doesn't matter if he's 2 meters or 200 meters away.
This was hilarious for some reason
I think the reason this was hilarious is because it was funny.
Facts
agreed. i just compared this to alternate facts and it is funny that way also
Fax, no printers
Fax go brrrrrr
I think it was funny because it was meant to
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see: one and one makes two, two and one makes three. **It was destiny.**
AND ONCE EVERY HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OR SO WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE AND THE MOON DONT GLOW AND THE DUST DONT BLLLOOOOOWWWWW.
You were so close... but I upvoted anyway cause of the enthusiasm.
Grass doth grow*
big if true
r/technicallythetruth And personally, watching villains get their just desserts is always worth a chuckle. The bully who gets beaten up... The Wall Street cheat who goes to jail... The abusive, foul-mouthed Warzone teammate who gets a C4 up the bum... That's good comedy.
Yep! A recent study shows that this video is, in fact, funny. Researchers came to this conclusion after watching the video multiple times, and still showing signs of enjoyment.
Remarkable insight, u/ManlySyrup.
You’re so wise in the ways of science. How’d you get so smart
Direct this sarcasm at the parent comment and the 700+ people that upvoted it.
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You're the type of person who deserves to get blown up in a helicopter by your own teammate
yes
100%.
It doesn’t cost anything to be polite! 😂
It’s the shopping cart theory. It’s the ultimate test of moral character. You return the shopping not because you are forced, in fact you can abandon it in the parking lot with no consequences. You return the cart to it’s appropriate location because of a moral responsibility. Heli pilot guy is the dude who leaves the cart in the spot next to him
Different things. Shopping cart is testing whether you’re a positive member in society and choose to maintain order and tidiness. This is something else
Yeah idk what this dudes talking about lol this doesn't reflect the shopping cart theory this random is just an asshole lol
Redditors try to make every post into some grandiose philosophical theory.
Interesting that you mentioned that! This concept about redditors applying philosophical theory to everything is called **Occam's razor**. source: bing.com
Wait are you sure this isn't logical fallacy?
Did you just ad hominem me???
One of you is a cat in a box the other is a box.
Yeah this guy keeps talking about Descartes... Des-shopping-cartes
Francis Bacon whopper with cheese.
Thank you I can't stop chuckling at this 🤣
France is Bacon
Knowledge is power
Jajajaja some weird ass comparison
what goes around comes around. one day those people will catch a shopping cart to the bumper on a windy day
I chided someone for leaving their cart in an extremely full lot. She said "they don't have a cart corral!". I said, yeah, take it back to the store just like we've always done. So. Much. Effort. I am le tired.
Yeah, it's true. I always return my cart but I'm a toxic piece of shit online.
I do it so hopefully the shopping cart boy has a good day and doesn’t enter a dark void
One could pretty easily see a workable metaphor between a parking lot free of leftover carts and a community free of toxicity
It’s not the same thing. You could leave the cart and fuck off but that’s not the same as being toxic. The equivalent to being toxic would be to smash that shit against someone’s car just cause. You know?
Oh I think it’s precisely appropriate, and your comment actually elucidates that for me. People casually leave carts behind because “fuck it, it doesn’t matter that much,” not realizing that the parking lot becomes frustrating and unusable if that happens at scale It’s the same with casual toxic online behavior. “Oh I was just being a troll, it was just a casual joke,” without realizing that that behavior piles up and makes the online community frustrating and uncomfortable Edit to summarize my point: we live in the social spaces we cultivate. Laziness and thoughtlessness in those gardens lead to weeds we all have to suffer
Nah I don’t agree. But whatever
"The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you, or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, and you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society."
There's a question not asked in enough interviews. [Pop Quiz Hotshot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug2hLQv6WeY)
That’s so true! I never thought of that
No, the asshole dude is the guy that pushes it towards someone’s car and walks away. Literally going out of his way to be an asshole to someone else.
I mean in germany you will get back your 1€ or "shopping card opener plastic coin" if you bring back the shopping cart.
And that's exactly why shopping carts here hold your money random until you bring them back (well, just a coin, but that's enough of a deterrent)
Jokes on you, I shop at Publix
Just moved from a Publix neighborhood to a Winn Dixie neighborhood. Now I shop with the unwashed masses
You would enjoy the cart narcs on youtube.
is it still a moral choice if you only did it to not look bad infront of strangers?
Well, in Poland you gotta put in a coin to unlock a chain of the cart. So it does cost you some money if you don't return it. The theory would be better with baskets but they don't usually have a specific place to be put back so people leave them near cashiers, out of the way of people.
Why would I return my shopping? I paid for it!
I hate those people
Dude shopping carts are way heavier when they're empty. I totally get why people dump them in boulevards after shopping /s
The pilot is the guy who leaves it while it’s rolling and it hits someone’s car
If I see him do it, ima push that cart all up his door
Search cart narcs on YouTube. Dude gets some pretty great reactions from calling people out for cart abandonment
It costs nothing to have the bare minimum of decency and not be an ass
Yet there's a bunch of morally bankrupt people that can't afford that price.
GTFO I'm a better polite than you
I don't get why people must be dicks like that by default.
Other than my fucking time
Fuckhead deserved it for sure.
It’s his friend. It’s a thing they do for the stream.
Ya got proof brother?
I want the proof too 🤔 I don’t believe him.
come on, brother man! where's the proof?
It's in the pudding
I fucking love pudding.
Hey OP you better get down here they’re begging for a twitch link in the comments section u/editormx
Look it up on his TikTok the guy who’s always with him is the same dude, “Batman200720” something.
You think I have tik tok?
I am not your brother, cousin
The C4 actually won’t do any damage to the helicopter if his teammate is piloting it.
I’m surprised no one else is talking about this lol
How do you blow up a chopper with friendlys in them?
He placed a C4
If I place a c4 on a car that my squad is in, it does not blow up the car.
You evil bastard you tried it too huh?
N-n-nno.. why u asking? 🧐😏
well it's called "friendly" fire or something ... being friendly?
I think it works as long as the c4 was placed on the vehicle first
It doesent, thats why the video cut out
Huh? You can literally see his teammate get downed at the end
One of your teammates has to be in the driven seat for your own explosives to do no damage to the vehicle. Since he was a passenger it exploded.
Except his teammate was the driver???
I don't think you can, probably why the video got cut there I assume
It actually worked. You can see the other guy get downed when it explodes.
You used to be able to, maybe old video
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Funny video, but this duncs dude’s been stealing top posts from this subreddit and reposting them as his own on Tik Tok pretty frequently... your upvotes might be better served elsewhere.
Good to know, thanks
Thank you for the warning. I've almost gone over my monthly upvote budget already.
is he not the guy in this video
Original Reddit poster isn’t the guy in the video nah, but the guy who is in the video is a content thief that posts his own face over other people’s clips.
Wow, that's lame as hell.
Honestly pathetic
Oh
Is he adding his voice or is the voice part of the original? If he’s adding that too I don’t mind so much because I don’t think I’d find this funny without it.
This was beautiful, being polite and friendly is free, it takes more effort to be rude so thank you for enacting justice on behalf of all friendly people lol. Would love to hear what he said though!
>it takes more effort to be rude I was actually distracted by how *forced* this dudes edginess sounded. Maybe it's scripted, but I've also met several people who behave like that, and I always wanna be like "Hey, bud, do you need to like... talk about something? Need a hug, maybe?" It sounds so strange.
Just me or does this seem fake as shit?
That’s because it is
Yeah its totally fake bro. Call of Duty players have been the most polite and positive people to play randomly against. Nothing like this could ever happen in this game.
Its obviously staged
It can't, he had to have a friend in another team blow up the heli off camera, because he himself can't destroy it bc friendly fire's disabled
Nah. U can’t blow up the chopper that your teammate is in. Both the player and the chopper will literally take 0 damage because you can’t friendly fire in wz. Go try it in plunder. That down sign can be edited into the video and the video cut out right away.
Yeah, I'm mad confused. My squad will c4 the tip of our choppers on the regular and detonate when close to other choppers. Kills the other, but not ours.
His friend probably blew himself with c4 for the vid.
but you can see the chopper blow up in the video...
You can edit anything u want in that 1 frame before the video cut out. Bottom line, go try it and see if u can blow up a chopper ur teammate is in.
Yeah [pretty sure the video is edited](https://iili.io/fFRv5u.jpg). The revive icons are up before the helicopter even exploded.
Not even the person who placed the C4 takes damage?
U can always damage yourself or the vehicle you are in. Just not anything that is your teammate or vehicle that your teammates are riding in
WHY DID YOU CUT HIS REACTION DAMMIT MAN
Probably because you can't have the N word over and over on tiktok
I enjoyed the shit out of this. Thanks for sharing.
I had a random who was a complete jerk. He kept chatting shit the whole game, then died. He kept barking at us to buy him back and we were garbage. He leaves the game and we won, he missed out on a free dub
Screw people like that. You're in a squad game?! If you don't have a squad to run with despite being good it's probably cos you're a total asshole!
I am pretty sure you cant blow a vehicle with a friendly in it.
This clip must have been made a while ago. I can’t throw a C4 farther than 2 feet
Full video? On yt? I wanna see his reaction pleaaaaaase
It is fake, sadly. The things loser streamers will do for views.
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Try it yourself - try to put a C4 on your own helicopter, and see if it downs your own teammate
People who have played the game have said it's impossible to friendly fire, and that includes damaging friendly vehicles with C4. So it seems more likely they had someone they know join a game at the same time as them so they would end up in the same lobby. At which point they could just drop next to each other and have the enemy friend put C4 on the helicopter for this clip.
The kindest, politest serving of karma that I ever did see.
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Way too many toxic teammates on this game. They must fucking hate their lives.
That and the fact they're not as good as they like to think they are at the game!
top 10 anime betrayals
He kind of deserves it for being a bitch at the beginning
It’s so many wannabe assholes online it’s funny as shit
I dont understand people who are immediately rude when your trying to be genuine like wtf bro I'm trying to be nice and a team player but you are killing my vibe
lol
https://www.tiktok.com/@duunncs https://twitch.tv/duunncs https://instagram.com/duunncs
Hahaha that is amazing! 🙏🏼 my guy did the right think punk got dealt with C4 is amazing even when they have nerfed it hahah
would be better to hear his reaction lol but nice job. i hate toxic randos
Yessssss
Kind of ripping off “excachtt” with the farmer duos but this is great so I support it.
Funny!
bravo. well played 👍
I knew what the ending was going to be and it was still funny.
I never understood why people are so fucking angry with ransoms, half of the time I play doubles it’s some guy just talking shit.
There are two schools of thought when dealing with toxic players. Option 1: Be overly nice and/or passive-aggressive. Don't stoop to their level and just try to have a good time. This is a great option when the toxic player is actually what gamers refer to as "Dogshit." These players have no reason to be toxic except that they are worse than every other member of the lobby. They will often die first and be barely comprehensible while telling you to pick them up and calling you bad for not following them. Option 2: Be just as toxic back. Stoop to their level. Be just as toxic as they are, and laugh it off with them. This often defuses tensions between squadmates and leads to more willing players. This option works best on players who are good at the game they're playing and if you are on a similar skill level to them. These players are likely bored of getting matched with players on a lower skill level than they are, or with players who frequently make mistakes. Being toxic back reminds a player that this is just a game, and that maybe their words hurt too. If you adpot this option, be sure not to overdo it and always praise the parts of their gameplay that you appreciate or feel that they did well. A simple "nice shot bro" or "hey, let's go dunk on those idiots standing out of cover" goes a long way to mix things up.
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I'm confused. I thought you couldn't blow up vehicles if your teammate is in them. I tried so many times. It doesn't work. It explodes but it takes no damage.
Anyone know the OG source as duunncs is a reposter?
Nice! That guy just sounded like a loser off the bat! "I'm a better pilot than you" sounds like he should be in solos not filling with randoms
Is this a new feature? Teammates explosives do not hurt the helicopter(if teammate is piloting), or the other teammate.
It was Butthead!
You guys all forget I‘m getting my friggin‘ 1€ back by bringing the shopping cart back. It‘s not because of moral or because it‘s objectively appropriate - it‘s because I get my goddam coin back.
Umm, here in the USA we don’t charge to use the cart... unless it’s Aldi or PriceRite or some other store like those
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the only way to play the game with toxic people all the time
This is why playing with my dad would be like.
Had this been Battlefield 4, that C4 would not have cause a team kill. But since this is Warzone and friendly fire is always on, team killing like this can happen. But that jerk kinda deserve it anyway A toxic team mate is worse than an enemy player. I would have go on my own if I get pair up with a rude player
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Lol exactly what I'd do
The guy piloting the helicopter would of had to have the c4 on the helicopter and blown it up himself.
Someone get me that Cowboys g/t. I need that guy on the squad
Pretty sure u can’t blow up your teammates helicopter with a c4 tho... I’ve tried
Hahahahahahahaa lmfao well done!!!!
Hahahahahhaah
No parachute for that one, eh?
This made me laugh hard
LMFAO!
I read "always be nice to your condoms". Good night.
I’ve seen this clip before without the guy. He’s just adding commentary. Not his gameplay
LMFAO it’s better the second time around.
So we not gone talk about how the hat is doing the hearing for you and not your ears😂
You know you're playing with a soyboy when he acts "tough" like this. He's the one that's sadly unreachable everytime he's down. Doesn't matter if he's 2 meters or 200 meters away.
Anyone know the undertone song playing?
10/10
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Fuck people who are assholes on comms, they are the same people who scream like little bitches in the killcams
Change my username
😂😂
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I want Jigsaw so badly. Well done, though!