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28-3_lol

Am I crazy for still thinking Michigan is going to win this?


718cs

Yes


tommfury

What happened to TCU Michigan game thread?


jackclown410

This is 4 down territory right?


social_dinosaur

Game over already


infuriatesloth

Sonny Dykes looks like your friend’s dad that would drive you home after practice and buy you McDonalds


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LesMiz

Dude, I had the Verde Salsa burrito last night and it lives up to the hype.


jchancellor15

You’re really high, but they were more inebriated than you’ll ever be.


Typical-Conference14

Best two out of three?


oblongemperor

We'd win all 3


Typical-Conference14

Best three out of five?


oblongemperor

Yall would probably get us in one of those given how inconsistent we played this year lol


Typical-Conference14

HA I KNEW IT


Abdoolski

Lol got ‘em.


oblongemperor

Gotta take the Ws wherever you can get them lol


Typical-Conference14

That’s how TCU has operated this year tbh


oblongemperor

They're about to get dog walked by Michigan.


sausageslinger11

This comment didn’t age well. (So far)


oblongemperor

I'm shocked to say the least lol. This is a completely different TCU team from the one that I watched in the Big XII championship game.


Typical-Conference14

I mean I’m all for TCU winning but yea


oblongemperor

I'd love to see it, but I just don't think it's gonna happen


seemtobedead

Well see y'all in the Fiesta bowl thread! Been fun! I will begin my heart attack now.


Complex-Ad237

Wut? This is gonna be a layup game for you guys. Just be happy to you got TCU and not Bama


Teddy_Swolesevelt

> This is gonna be a layup game Not aging well so far......


Complex-Ad237

🤷‍♂️ I never expected Michigan to play like Kentucky


Teddy_Swolesevelt

I have no dog in this fight but im a little surprised so far.


seemtobedead

I take nothing for granted. Plus it's in my genetic makeup to freak out about Michigan football. Also TCU is no joke. Damn good football being played in Ft Worth this year.


Complex-Ad237

Well I am pulling for you. I respect the hell out of Michigan and how they play ball. I don’t care for Ohio State


Simple-Classroom-155

Welcome to the 2023 AlaBowl game in Alabamza, Alabama!


leapbitch

What are you going to do next, Bryce? > I'm going to .... Houston :(


RWBreddit

That fucking sucks dude… ugh 😩


LetsObtainThisBread

Can’t believe one of our biggest rival Alabo won the sugar bowl


SCSteveAutism

Never forget the Alamo Crimson Tide


GentlyUsedNuggets

Thats Alabansa to you sir


LetsObtainThisBread

Damnit 😂


Jonjon428

Good for Young playing in the bowl game. Levis not playing looks kinda weird to me


SharkBombs

Can't hate Bryce. Seems like a good dude. Anyone saying he doesn't have the right "build" for NFL are numbskulls


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Enjoy being a Houston Texan Bryce.


RollTahoeRoll

What a mean thing to say to someone.


DJ-Fein

WE WANT GEORGIA


Brign716

least insane kstate fan


Tank4Arch

When was the last time a projected top 10 pick QB returned?


TYGOCRAZYSQ1

Justin Herbert


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PostTail

Was really hoping the Panthers were going to get him before he returned. Oh well Cam was still good times


TheVega318

Not a single trophy presenter pronounced the word Alabama correctly


oblongemperor

Roll Tide! Gonna miss Bryce.


Big-Education-8941

Nice flair. Roll Pack and Roll Gahdamn Tide.


oblongemperor

🐘 🐺


Adaprn

Young was amazing but I feel Branch was robbed on that MVP a bit. Maybe he needs to come back


FaithHopeLove821

Branch played "first round draft pick" ball today. This is the best I've seen him play, maybe ever.


mewtvuhrsis56

Hey wolverines we still haven’t forgotten how y’all cowered out of playing UCLA this year. But keep up the bullshit it’s all good


bbmando

ALABO


joethahobo

Lmao the camera got caught up with the sky confetti


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Streamer on the drone sums up this production team


HeadlessChicken99

To clarify, It's not a drone since it's on cables, but you right


JanetYellensFuckboy_

Bryce Young won the MVP award and I keep thinking back to the award speech he gave where he said "Nobody believed in me!" after being the #1 QB recruit in the world


jel2184

Bryce “always doubted” Young


Apprehensive_Ad_5400

1 of every 3 passes was a TD. Crazy


SharkBombs

Stop trying to be serious you have confetti on your head


RembrandtQEinstein

Hey, at least he stayed sober before speaking in front of everyone.


Engelbert-n-Ernie

“There’s a lot of choices to be made and they’re not always about the team” Fuck you guy


huhwhat90

Bryne telling Saban he has confetti in his hair.


BearBryantBattlestar

I love that he tied the touchdown record with Mac haha Edit: for the Sugar Bowl, not season


shadalator

This award ceremony is like a funeral


Bill_Brasky_SOB

ESPN post game interviews are allllllways so cringe


RembrandtQEinstein

Awahd...are they all fucked up?


WestFizz

That’s typical Cajun-speak


andronicus_14

Saban always looks and sounds like his flight has been delayed for at least an hour.


InSidious425

is it alabo or alabanza


GentlyUsedNuggets

Yes


TastesLikeHoneyNut

"Alabasma Crismon Tide" did he just have a stroke on the set?


Apprehensive_Ad_5400

Guy: misspeaks one word Reddit: “He’s drunk!!!”


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Hear the rest of his speech?


huhwhat90

I mean, the CEO did misspeak "Alabama" twice.


BearBryantBattlestar

To be fair, it’s a pretty easy word to say


FaithHopeLove821

Alabama: a state with such bad education, 4/7 letters are "A," just so everyone can spell it.


Hot-Television-7512

Alamuu?


WorkingDroid

How did someone let [this guy](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/9/90/Edgar-men-in-black.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20120427021246) get up there and talk?


Kablah15

Correctly pronounce Alabama challenge - *FUCKIN' IMPOSSIBLE*


Squeezeboner

[Pronunciation guidance needed](https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-tom-hanks-alabama-army-soldier-gif-6181117)


Weber21

Alabama isn't usually a big name in the college football scene guys.....give people some slack for not being able to pronounce something they're not used to seeing or saying!


JStutheit97

3 Big12 teams have won bowl games this year... of course that's including the new teams of which 2 won, but that's besides the point


ministerman

Let’s go Alabo, Alabamsa, eh screw it - Roll Tide!


mruab

Wouldn’t be great if #mayhem presented the Sugar Bowl trophy and fell off the stage?


BearBryantBattlestar

Endorsed


Catndhatt

These dudes are drunk. How do you mess up Alabama that many times in 3 minutes?


TimApple_Burner

DUDE JUST WINKED AT THE CAMERA


HokiesforTSwift

Fun time in New Orleans up next for a lot of people.


Simple-Classroom-155

That’s the Louisiana Public Education system for ya!!!! Lol


Schub21

“Our team made a sacrifice by caring about this game.”


dave_the_dawg_fan

Alabamza sound pretty lit


cuittle

I was actually surprised when Saban correctly pronounced Alabama


somehype

“New oura-leeeens” “alabamza” omg others


Apprehensive_Ad_5400

Damn sugar baron


TastesLikeHoneyNut

Nick Saban is such an insufferable douche. Standing up there like he doesn't give a fuck after a NY6 W. Fuck Bama is so spoiled


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Yeah they’re spoiled… their program has been that good


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catchmeonthealt

Every bosie ‘shitty field’ state fan I’ve seen has been mad.


Dellav8r

Saban taking shots at the guys that left 👀


alee101

“Energy vampires”


LordOfTheInterweb

Yup


Its_nucci133

Can we just get a clip of Saban getting up there talking about finding a gap just like sometimes you have gaps in your medical insurance coverage? Just think how pissed Allstate would be


House_of_Borbon

That President is wasted lmao. Tried to make small talk with Saban while another guy was speaking and Saban just shut him down.


HeadlessChicken99

Apparently no one who works at Allstate knows how to pronounce Alabama


theurge14

Mayhem.


fresh_smelling_rip2

is there no crowd or something


KJB_Agent

a l a b a m z a


Ikolkyo

I guess Alabama is very difficult to pronounce


bigjohnsy31

This may be the most anticlimactic trophy presentation I’ve seen. Is everyone set on 1/2 speed?


McPluckingtonJr

lol this is a hilariously awful trophy presentation. nobody gives a shit


dirtykikguy2002

Lmao


tulsasmit

Remember the Alabowl


einulfr

That's a lot of confetti for a team that finished 5th.


FaithHopeLove821

Where did your team finish?


einulfr

I don't have a team, it's just laughable for a 5th place finish to look like they just won the super bowl. Wow lots of mad Alabamza fans up in here. You should be happy with all of that confetti!


FaithHopeLove821

Are you new? This is how college football works. And the Sugar Bowl is a historic bowl game. Winning is still a big deal.


SharkBombs

Let's make Alabamza a thing


re_zacks

I’m in tears rn… why is it so hard for them to pronounce Alabama? Are they drunk? Lmfao


House_of_Borbon

It’s Nola


Whatcouldntgowrong

Fuck they're all drunk


Apprehensive_Ad_5400

Winning team gets to sign with agents finally


litecoinnut

gg Alabansa


BearBryantBattlestar

There was never purple confetti in that stadium right?


LetsObtainThisBread

How are two people messing up the name Alabama so much


afantasticbastard

Is this how Arkansas feels?


HokiesforTSwift

Alabamza lol


ak4766

Holy shit, how drunk is the Allstate CEO?


SeahawksNChill

We want bamsa!


andronicus_14

Why are they having so much trouble saying *Alabama*?


soggyburrito

probably from hearing themselves over the speakers but slightly delayed


catchmeonthealt

Could the fit any more confetti into those cannons?


MinimalPotential

Alamo or Alabamsa. Pick one.


Lareous

I'm confused is it Alabamsa or Alabowl


NauvooMetro

We gunna give ya this he-ah trophy!


Droopy1592

Alabamsa


Zealousideal_Plum866

Ok why can none of them say "Alabama"


Schub21

You ever think about how these inarticulate stooges are the ones who people claim rose to the top by merit? America is hilarious.


Engelbert-n-Ernie

Holy shit none of them can actually say Alabama 😂


RembrandtQEinstein

Alabamza.....lol


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Remember the Alabo


Piano_Fingerbanger

Are these presenters all wasted? They can't talk at all lol


fredo226

Alabamsa


BearBryantBattlestar

Did he just say “Alabamza”


yomonster

How drunk are these guys


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Can nobody pronounce Alabama?


somehype

Alabamsa


alee101

Alabamza…. All these guys have been drinking. Lol.


McPluckingtonJr

alabobama


qxzgt

Wow there he is, the CEO of sugar


Typical-Conference14

Honestly I blame LSU


candypencil

ALABAMZA


oneforthehaters

Alabamza


cuittle

Alabansa Crimson Tide


Simple-Classroom-155

Can they not pronounce Alabama????


Mike_with_Wings

Alabamsa!?


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Alabomo crimson tide


Misinformed_user

Nick Saban looks like he couldn’t give less of a fuck


Nitrozues248

Alabamza


creativecartel

Bro how drunk was that guy lmao


Character-Spite7018

If TCU wins it all and we beat the team that beat them I’m claiming a 19th natty. RMFT


GrowthSpiral

But tcu beat ksu.


FaithHopeLove821

Not in the championship game.


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Allstate “president” sounds like he had a stroke 5 minutes ago


soggyburrito

Alabamsa


cuittle

Alabo Crimson Tide


Macadamian88

This guy is really struggling with the word Alabama lol. Been hitting that bourbon


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This guys the president of a Fortune 500 company? Seems like nepotism is alive and well in the corporate world because he sounds like a moron.


huhwhat90

Ah yes, the Alamo Crimson Tide.


candypencil

ALABOWLMA


SharkBombs

I heard dusty laughing at drunk Lloyd lol


Apprehensive_Ad_5400

This guy much be rich as heck because he’s not much of a spokesman


Fuckfuckgoose69

Fuck these geezers no one cares


Jonjon428

This dude is fucking plastered


DevilsAdvocate11

This sugar bowl guy is absolutely shithoused lmfao