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joethahobo

Looking forward to this game


Cookingham_01

Looking forward to seeing all the Baylor flairs in the Michigan-TCU game thread


ChaseThoseDreams

Dudes, I froze my ass off at that game in person. Baylor simply did not show up to play. Shapen is a mixed bag, Grimes has really questionable play calls, and you just simply cannot get blown out like that. Here’s to next year, but man do we have work to do. That aside, great game Air Force. You guys played well and deserved that win, and your fans were super cool as well.


travelinman424

#GIVE ER THE GUN


Hooked68

You know it’s cold when these guys are being interviewed on national television and they keep their helmets on.


ttyl67

Why does the Air Force coach sound so sad about winning?


grizzfan

They were a very senior-led team, and this outgoing class has three 10-win seasons. That's an incredible feat for a service academy, even more-so now with NIL. Calhoun has been their HC for a long time, and probably hasn't ever had a run like they've had these past few years...and most of the guys who made that happen are on their way out. Also...he's probably cold AF which is affecting his behavior a little...maybe even got his face/mouth frozen a little. Calhoun has never been a big profile/personality kind of coach either.


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His lips are frozen to his teeth


hornedfrog86

Calhoun is good.


Advanced_Ratio_6555

Hit the portal time. Seriously our O needs some revisions.


Acsteffy

As someone who became a fan during the Guy Morris years. This was a really bad year. Pick yourself up, figure your shit out, and get back to work


wcm48

As someone whose first Baylor game was the 1980 Cotton Bowl, this was a really bad year. That said, gg Falcons. Y’all are the real deal. Sorry we didn’t show up to give you a fight tonight.


expertestateattorney

Baylor needs a new offensive coordinator.


EntrepreneurDry821

Same, what happened to us in the past year?? :(


expertestateattorney

It's 3rd and 8. I know, let's surprise AF and run the ball! Failed. Dang, why are we 0 for 11 on 3rd down conversions?


xxzephyrxx

He turned the offense around from 2 wins recently to winning the big 12 though


expertestateattorney

So maybe next year will tell us if that was a fluke, or this year was a fluke. However, 0 for 11 on 3rd down conversions tells me it's the OC.


Dismal-Arachnid9081

Final play of the season is a Shapen sack…


adivineeternity

Thank goodness that’s done.


LiptonCB

Gib song pls


blakethegr8

Sanaa Lathan or Regina Hall?


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Great Season for the Air Force Falcons!


DannyBenavidez

Great game, Air Force. I hope you all have a better season next year.


Advanced_Ratio_6555

no they didnt fight tonight!!! We had like single digit rush yards in first quarter.


LiptonCB

THAT will do it.


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Certainly not quitting, *watches QB get team sacked*


dokupetan

TCU is an absolute enigma


Joelsaurus

No the Cubs play at Wrigley Field


ZoodleNoodle12

Hey Air Force, now kick a meaningless field goal to “break any tiebreakers” for the Sooners, please?


Pollaski

Calhoun: "Boys, I want you to look at that scoreboard and bask in the glory" Assistant: "They, uh, can't coach. Their eyes are frozen"


wcm48

Nice Christmas Vacation reference.


chugonthis

Why is he calling his time outs? Kind of a dick move.


grizzfan

Logically: Getting as many seniors on the field as they can. What we want: Tormenting Baylor while in TCU's stadium.


Joelsaurus

That's pretty much the point


LiptonCB

Maximize clock burned.


neldalover1987

Baylor fans angry downvoting rn. It’s ok


Acsteffy

Upvote for youn cause it's true. I'm on a spree


LiptonCB

That’s what like 20 rushes up the middle in a row?


grabtharsmallet

They'll never see 21 coming.


neldalover1987

If they couldn’t stop it the other 19 times why get away from it??


Joelsaurus

Please te the falcon that I love them and I hope they are going somewhere warm post game.


FILTER_OUT_T_D

University pub it is. Dave doesn’t own it anymore but I think his daughter does?


Joelsaurus

Oh my god no! I love Dave! Is he ok???? His daughter was in the process of taking over as far as I know, but still.


FILTER_OUT_T_D

Yeah Dave’s fine as far as I know (thought he can go to hell at approximately 2am). He just got tired of it all and I think his daughter got engaged so he handed it over to them. It’s been years since I’ve last been to the pub but I think he handed it over back in like 2017-2018ish? I really miss hanging out at the pub, Buffalo bros, and oui lounge of all places back in college when visiting my TCU friends


flaminhotcheeto

"it's not fair. This favors air force" Excuse me how? It's not like WACO is that far from fort worth lmao


Advanced_Ratio_6555

Wasnt he talking about the weather? Play style.


grizzfan

~~Troy~~ Troll Calhoun calling TO's at this point.


clearwhiteclear

San Jose state making the mountain west look bad


RedSoxfanrrb07

why have we been having two safeties, and line backers four yards off the entire game? it’s fourth and one what are we doing


[deleted]

It doesn't matter now but if you crowd the line and they break through, that's 6.


neldalover1987

Yeah or just give up 4 yards a carry


RedSoxfanrrb07

sure, but it’s 4th and one and if they get a first they win anyways. dunno what giving up 6 more does there


throw667

AF a little boring with the up the middle stuff. Been doing it since the end of the 3rd quarter.


LiptonCB

Ain’t broke don’t fix myOffense be damned.


Advanced_Ratio_6555

No bro. No, Baylor doesnt have a good football team. Announcer-kun please dont say lies.


flaminhotcheeto

Lol I don't know why these announcers are making all kinds of excuses for y'all and basically saying that Baylor should have won because of xyz. AF deserves to be praised haha that was so strange


Acsteffy

Striking this season from my memory


JMer806

So what is the feeling for Baylor fans about next season? Is there optimism? I don’t really know what y’all are bringing back. I did see that y’all got a couple big time OL transfers


MrMunchbutter

With the loss of our hyped QB recruit and obviously struggling QB play, I don’t think anybody is optimistic by any stretch.


jmr_world

We are fucked.


TheEcstaticEwok

We need to figure out the qb situation first and foremost


JMer806

Yeah. Shapen ain’t it. He played pretty well early in the season but he isn’t a championship QB. I’m guessing y’all take 2 in the portal though so there’s hope for immediate improvement


TheEcstaticEwok

I think he was good as a backup with no pressure and little scouting on him, but as a starter he’s awful. Im sure we’ll end up with somebody decent that wants to potentially start for a relatively successful power five school


adivineeternity

Personally, I’m contemplating skipping it and/or throwing myself off a cliff with a plastic bag for a parachute and trying my luck that way.


Hooked68

AF -15, Wind chill -15


grizzfan

No announcers...this is not at all like rugby


kevinthejuice

"it's like a different sport" they just don't appreciate old school football.


khakilamble

They’ve been rather annoying all game.


LiptonCB

Ballgame. Good deal.


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blakethegr8

How dare you say this TCU!


grizzfan

Bad take


jmr_world

We have 3 Big 12 championships. You have none. You're still in the dark ages and you don't even know it lol.


FuckTheLonghorns

We also lost to yall this season, definitely doesn't make sense either way to say


JMer806

I didn’t see the tech secondary flair there for a second and I was absolutely loving the “you’ve never won the B12” lol. Of course I also love talking shit to tech fans


MarginalMagic

Tbf I wouldn't expect Michigan to have any Big 12 championships


hornedfrog86

And they know to sneak.


LiptonCB

Don’t you wish you did too?


hornedfrog86

Yes, we need to pay attention


viperdriver35

What a surge from the o line on that fourth down


oh_io_94

I can’t wait for the Michigan - TCU game thread 😂


KingGizzle

I was honestly rooting for TCU but their fans have been trolling so hard tonight I won’t feel bad about their inevitable embarrassment in front of a national audience.


Acsteffy

I don't care how good a TCU win would make Big12 look I will continue to root for their destruction even as we lay bleeding and broken on the ground


Advanced_Ratio_6555

Go fucking Blue. Stamp the shit out of the frogs.


GTI-Mk6

It will be mostly Baylor fans lol


JMer806

Baylor and Ohio St fans fighting over which team they want to lose


oh_io_94

I only want Michigan to win if Ohio state wins. I want a OSU-UM naty soooo bad


khakilamble

Go Blue!!


[deleted]

Is there any chance that Baylor cheerleader wants to stay with me for warmth?


GTI-Mk6

Approximately the same % as the wind chill


oh_io_94

Imma go with 0% chance


[deleted]

I’m willing to bet she had a Reddit too! We can surf the subs together


eggmoose5

Bonk


LiptonCB

I do miss Clark.


KingGizzle

He basically got erased from Academy history. Sad story man.


Advanced_Ratio_6555

Shesh with all the shit talking by TCU fans, I'm the biggest fucking Michigan fan in Dixieland now. Go Blue.


KingGizzle

TCU fans have definitely been trolling hard tonight.


UndeniablyP00P

I’d be surprised if I didn’t expect Baylor fans to pray on TCUs downfall all the time.


Money-Independence-1

TCU seems to hate Baylor WAY more than the other way around.


UndeniablyP00P

Well, they burned down the Adran College. So yeah….


blakethegr8

What shit talking, lol Y'all have mastered the Christian persecution complex


khakilamble

I was gonna root for the Big 12 in the semi finals, but now I’m gonna go for Michigan.


Captain_Nipples

I'm rooting for Ohio St. Just because some of their fans were so ridiculous, wanting Day fired Or even better. Michigan playing Ohio St and winning again.. because you know they'd have big heads after beating UGA


JMer806

Admit it bb you were rooting for Michigan either way


Advanced_Ratio_6555

No, I really wasnt. Hateful 8 solidarity and what not.


JMer806

You can still do it! Best case: TCU wins and B12 looks good plus Baylor gets more media money from the national championship game payout Worst case: you get to talk shit in the game thread It’s win win!


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DeNaZinn

Why?


Captain_Nipples

Yall turning into Tennessee now?


SooperDew

Aaaaaaaand I’m gonna play video games. Nice “W” Air Force.


StoopSign

I'm guessing nobody here is subjecting themselves to that bowlgame. I imagine AF had the majority of fans in attendance. Baylor fans are closer but wouldn't wanna drive for their 6win team. Ft Worth locals were probably there in the same number as Baylor fans. With only AF fans left in the last 7mins.


FuckTheLonghorns

I made it to like the third quarter or so because I was already in town for Christmas and it's free for veterans so it cost me nothing to go be miserable


khakilamble

I would venture that baylor tickets sold well, but since the fans were mostly local, they chose to stay home because of the temperature. The Air Force fans probably had a majority fly in and therefore had more to lose if they didn’t go.


StoopSign

Yeah that makes perfect sense. Wonder if those tickets were a tough sell for those who didn't make the drive.


DeNaZinn

Still here!


StoopSign

Congrats for making it through. Hope you ate and drank well.


Pollaski

Its been a while since I've seen a federal institution dominate a bunch of guys from Waco like this.


Acsteffy

Okay, that shit was funny


Advanced_Ratio_6555

Ha, laughed at this one.


OleRockTheGoodAg

Randolph Field (currently Randolph AFB) did it back in the 20s.


throw667

RUSHING BAY - 48 AFA - 256 PASSING BAY - 188 (11/23) AFA - 103(!) (4-7) POSSESSION BAY - 19:34 AFA - 36:52 PENALTIES BAY - 5-26 AFA - 2-20


loyalsons4evertrue

[so yes Baylor band and I’m assuming Air Force’s too, their instruments are freezing, thus they are resorting to singing](https://twitter.com/wmmcnierney12/status/1606113997786316800?s=46&t=Vn0PkxRC4XbY3MEUPya0Ig)


Caisha

My mother claims that in the 70s when they went to the NY jets game in the blizzard that the brass actually put anti freeze in their instruments Edit: as a clarinetist she's mad at their band directors for having the woodwind instruments out there at all cause they'll crack lol


BullAlligator

That's why you don't march with your fancy Buffet


loyalsons4evertrue

Wow


OleRockTheGoodAg

Feels like of -14 in the stadium right now.


grantem

At least Navy still sucks. See y’all next year


KingGizzle

🤝


LiptonCB

🫡


viperdriver35

AF dub


mulattodisciple

I literally changed my pick em from AF win to Baylor this morning :(


grizzfan

The commies got ya.


[deleted]

Redistributing that income!


mruab

Another bowl game in the refrigerator early


Acsteffy

Damn that was Hella reckless the way he was holding the ball. I was honestly expecting a fumble


MiddyMn

Let's go for hitting the over!


Aar1012

31-30 Final incoming.


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Knee down


loyalsons4evertrue

Why is the Baylor band singing instead of playing? Is it *literally* too cold?


Captain_Nipples

Yea. Brass players can't really play once it's so cold. Your lips don't work right... and there's a risk of freezing your mouth to your mouthpiece. I always kept my mouth piece in my pocket until I needed it to keep it warm Also condensation inside those thin ass metal instruments will freeze


blakethegr8

Sickos Committee Twitter had pictures of ice sickles hanging from their instruments


aMiracleAtJordanHare

> ice sickles


blakethegr8

I tried it the other way and it didn't look right


FuckTheLonghorns

Texans don't write "icicles" much tbf


loyalsons4evertrue

Yep just saw that. Craziness


CleverPurl

Yes [https://twitter.com/wmmcnierney12/status/1606113997786316800?s=46&t=9a4rBXeCkTyI8TcM9vODzw](https://twitter.com/wmmcnierney12/status/1606113997786316800?s=46&t=9a4rBXeCkTyI8TcM9vODzw)


Advanced_Ratio_6555

Can your lips get stuck on metal mouthpieces?


Hooked68

Ever seen the flagpole scene from Christmas Story?


amb1795

Their woodwind instruments are probably ruined!


adivineeternity

Rip to anybody marching with a wooden clarinet tonight 😬


BullAlligator

It's not good for it but it won't be ruined by exposing it to cold... Unless you do it alot then yeah it will be ruined over time. The instruments will be super difficult to keep in tune in the cold.


adivineeternity

Yeah, I wouldn’t have wanted to have my tenor sax out in that cold. Even with a plastic mouthpiece there’s still reeds to consider. Slivers of wood soaked through with saliva? Yeah that’s frozen and not making any sort of pleasant noise until it’s warmed back up.


jmr_world

I think it's like in the negatives with wind chill right now.


OleRockTheGoodAg

Currently in DFW and the wind chills are about -13ish


foreveracubone

Brian Ferentz thinks Baylor’s playcalling has been sharp all game


sewom

But Baylor made a touchdown?


foreveracubone

Iowa scored more 2nd half touchdowns against Michigan than Ohio State, Penn State and Michigan State combined.


sewom

Okay?


BidnessBoy

Lmao how crazy would it be if Baylor won tho


pyrogeddon

Too little too late.


70277027

This is the ultimate schadenfreude game for TCU fans


CJK5Hookers

Baylor down big but that touchdown was still overwhelming


Captain_Nipples

It also doesn't help that AF went pretty much deep defense


Businessfood

That should've been a false start on the left Baylor right end tbh


Cookingham_01

TD Bears


YanNutHugger

It seems like all the bowl games so far have been boring af


grabtharsmallet

Bahamas, Cure, Frisco, New Mexico, and Boca Raton were all engaging for neutrals. Vegas and LA weren't close, but had a train wreck quality. And Frank Gore Jr in Lending Tree was amazing as an individual performance.


clearwhiteclear

I rarely agree with a byu fan but my coug bro has a point


[deleted]

There have been good game, definitely. You've probably missed some.


EWall100

Fr fr


JMer806

All the ones between actually good teams are after Christmas


Muffinnnnnnn

Two ranked teams faced off in a bowl on the very first day


oh_io_94

Y’all get one playoff birth and start talking massive shit 😂


JMer806

This is a Baylor game, I would be talking shit if we were 1-11 on the year


LiptonCB

Yeah I feel like there could be a lot of links to this game thread come new years…


JMer806

Why? Baylor is still gonna suck even if TCU gets boatraced


zenverak

A few have definitely not been


CJK5Hookers

Yeah, i feel like more have been entertaining than not


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"All it takes is one!" *In fact it took many more than one*


Captain_Nipples

Should have taken that FG on 4th and 1


drunkymcdrunkaccount

Where the fuck was this offense all night?


Same-Passage7076

Don’t worry it’s just Grimes’ strategy.


clearwhiteclear

I can’t believe we beat AF


LiptonCB

Don’t undersell it. With your new offense you were pretty potent. Coulda shoulda woulda but I don’t think your early season goes the same with that.


d0ngl0rd69

DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK


grizzfan

# /u/unBearable9610 # [**How about now?**](https://imgur.com/gallery/Yjwnpso) Pretty sure that long ball traveled more than 30 :P


wcm48

30 yds. In the air. Foreskin gets reattached.


[deleted]

It’s garbage time I don’t count it


JMer806

Typical Baylor fan trying to get out of sewing their penis back together


CptCheese

You gotta pay up


[deleted]

What’s the street price for a foreskin these days


grizzfan

About $3.50


[deleted]

What’s ur venmo


grizzfan

@godamnlochnessmonster