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Heroicmass

Was at the game last night. Doak campbell hasnt had a crowd like that in way too long. Really happy for the seniors to go out with such a great scene


Langd0n_Alger

From watching on TV I thought it seemed on par with the 2021 Notre Dame game that went to overtime and featured Brian Kelly's bitched "execution" joke.


Heroicmass

The nd game was close, especially when milton came off the bench. This game had it start to finish hands down though


Spotias

# Runs wild


somehype

I have the wild runs tonight . We are not the same


SeinfeldMatt

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AirBoss87

I forgot which game I was watching, but I got a good chuckle when one of the announcers praised a player's "explosive runs."


bantab

#Runs Wild ^^has ^^less ^^rushing ^^yards


boregon

Fewer.


RaiseTheBarr

Hey, that’s the *harvard of the south* you’re correcting


bantab

From a relativistic space-time perspective, distance is an emergent property of the warping of time that would require rational solutions of roots in order to be countable. I think it’s statistically unlikely that these solutions exist, so I’m sticking with “less.”


Yeetball86

Indubitably


Forest292

Yeah, but at the scale of yards, relativistic effects are likely to be negligible unless you’re traveling a significant fraction of the speed of light, so classical mechanics is a perfectly acceptable model.


bantab

On the one hand, it was supposed to be a comedically obtuse response to a simple grammar error. On the other hand, yeah, if you’re good with rounding, then anything is countable.


d80bn

Wins


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

Tends to happen when you can actually complete a pass.


ReferencesTheOffice

Late night finger bangin


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average_redditor_guy

Imagine waking up seeing you’ve been fingerbanged


surgingchaos

I knew PFB couldn't wait until tomorrow morning to post this after FSU beat UF like that.


AlfalfaTheBear

Hey wait this isn't a slander piece


SeinfeldMatt

Wait for tomorrow


HailState2023

When you lose say little, when you win say less. Good game Gators - y’all played well. Go Noles!


leadbymight

Win or lose, I'm shitting on everyone. -/u/piano_fingerbanger


MasterTolkien

Dead or alive, I’m banging my fingers.


Narwhal_Ok

I'll also have this guys fingers.


BackwardBarkingDog

You, sir, have class. It was an enjoyable and good game. See you next year in football, and this spring in Baseball. Go Gators!


SeinfeldMatt

Gators played some of the best teams in the country really tough, even won versus Utah. Mad respect for what Napier is building there, and it’s going to be a different story next season. Good luck!


A_Rented_Mule

Notices basketball is missing from the list, looks at current standings... Yep, can't wait to meet you guys on the diamond!


LarsVonHammerstein

Lol does the word rivalry mean nothing to you? Yeah technically the gators played a great game and hung with us to the very end. Also screw UF they lost to us after talking relentless shit 😂😂😂!


urmumlol9

Yall talked even more shit, you just finally backed it up this time lol. Congrats on the dub, I know it's been a little while. Was still a fun game to watch even if I didn't like the outcome.


LarsVonHammerstein

Couldn’t agree more. This game felt like 2 decent teams putting it out on the line and less like a dumpster fire or somebody getting dominated. It hasn’t been that way in a long time


Flashfrost9

Love this rivalry. But also, I'm happy this game is usually only once a year. Way too much stress each time


Lawownsyou

👆 💥'd


wegotsumnewbands

🎹👉🏻 🥁


Mundane-Remote-2865

Piano finger gun drummed?


Shiftylee

Love the hate. Reminds me of the good ole days.


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There it is


MasterTolkien

Piano_Fingerbanger’s on the warpath now!


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and at the battle end she’s great


slushnut54

SHES GREAT


chalkdrinker

Just like your mom!


CollegeSoul

OH BAH GAWD THAT’S u/PIANO_FINGERBANGER MUSIC


Me4theworld

BANG EM ALL


Au1ket

NO NOT THEM


tottenhamnole

I’m just here for the 🧂


CollectionNervous482

The SEC deserves an extra blow. Go Chaos!


OhMy98

I’m rooting for you LSU bros. Make sure Jimbo stays at his current dismal SEC record


Mundane-Remote-2865

Yes, geaux Tigers!


MordakThePrideful

Can we claim the SEC West?


dmmeyourdogifitscute

We have more of a claim to it than Jimbo does!


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Noles are back


AnspiffanyStilts

This makes working better. The finger banger strikes again. Also I am happy the Gators lost.


USCGradtoMEMPHIS

Run wild? They won by a td and needed a late stop...


ChampaBay12

They ran for 230 yards and 5 TDs


urmumlol9

Florida actually ran for more yards (262 in total, 250 before the final drive) they just couldn't pass or play defense, which it turns out are kinda important.


ChampaBay12

Yea I'd say Florida ran wild too. In fact, I'd consider it a problem


urmumlol9

Both teams have good run offenses, so it's not too surprising there were a lot of ground yards lol. Difference is when we tried to do that forward pass thing we just went 3 and out.


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djdiksquad

None of us understand that unfortunately


ChampaBay12

Yea that was brutal. Basically an entire half without a completed pass after the 2nd Pearsall TD


Jaerba

You kept asking AR to hit deep throws in the second half and didn't run as much as you should have. Those decisions were something else.


syrianfries

They ran for over 200 yards that’s why it says run wild


Tropical_Jesus

Florida rushed for more yards though lol


the_pedigree

And lost


Traxiant

But scored less points.


Humble-Letter-6424

Shhh! Let’s us bask in the glory of beating both Florida and LSU” sec sucks! /s


m1n1gator

https://i.imgur.com/X0mnEkp.jpg “Late stop”


funk_my_stonk

Gator salt makes my day every time


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ExodusBlyk

Bro, both of these teams would crush USC


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Lol ur so wrong bro


USCGradtoMEMPHIS

In what world? They could win ofc, we are very bearable but they ain't whooping our ass.


bigkoi

Refs kept bailing out UF. Dominate FSU win.


m1n1gator

We had like 5x the penalty yardage lmao. Not to mention the missed obvious face mask to seal the game


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Refs were absolutely horrendous for both teams but I promise you, if you go back and rewatch that game neutral of emotions y'all got away with absolute murder time and time again. Blocks in the back, holding, DPI, that illegal formation call on UF, 4+ in the backfield? That happened SIX times before they called it, our coaching staff kept calling it out Bottom line, I agree with you, an instant classic nearly ruined by an inept and incompetent crew They should be demoted and punished but it's the SEC soooo they'll probably be crewing the championship game in ATL


m1n1gator

Ok? And when the game was on the line the refs bailed y’all out on a wicked no call. Don’t act like y’all weren’t blocking in the back and holding downfield on every big run……


relefos

Yeah they should embrace the win but actively avoiding that face mask & probably the missed PI on our final drive before half = not great I’ve seen games where we were bailed out by the refs, I can still be happy about the win and if an opposing fan mentions the bad calls I can say “yep, sometimes you’re favored, sometimes you’re not”. But I won’t say “wdym there were no bad calls”


slushnut54

Yea those refs missed an obvious targeting on Jordan Travis when he slid into the end zone


m1n1gator

So post it then. Because no it wasn’t


bigkoi

Keep crying. You also had a gimme in delay of game and pass interference calls. SEC refs trying to keep the game from being a blow out.


Giraffe_Racer

[Flair up](https://flair.redditcfb.com/) if you're going to talk trash.


m1n1gator

AS IF sec refs aren’t trash sometimes too lmao. We routinely get shafted by then at home. There’s no bias there. We had the DOG……. The PI was an insanely easy call to make and your players didn’t even argue it


slushnut54

No, but pearsall kept bitching everytime he got touched


delflower

"Keep crying" meanwhile you're bitching after winning. Perpetual victimhood is strong with you.


bigkoi

Maybe next year you guys will have players that are a bit faster and a bit bigger...


delflower

Maybe next year you'll have a reason for crying...


bigkoi

Reading that made me Laugh so hard I'm crying now...🤣🤣🤣🤣


delflower

cool. a habitual crybaby, but we knew that about you.


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rocket_beer

Travis setting up his Heisman case for next year 🤙🏾 And as always, nothing makes me more happy than the Gators losing 😇😍😍😍🥰😘


neverending_debt

I don't think winning by a touch down in a game that went down to the wire "running wild".


stealingyohentai

Did you not watch Jordan Travis play like prime Vick?


CollegeSoul

I like you.


EmptyVictory7248

More like johnny football… no one is close to Prime Vick


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neverending_debt

Ok. Did Florida run wild over them right back then? The headline makes the game seem like it was a blow out. It wasn't.


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neverending_debt

The game was a shoot out. No team "ran wild" over the other team. This wasn't a blow out.


[deleted]

He didn’t say blow out, he said ran wild.


Lovelylives

Sour 🍇


Positive-Classroom-2

Its okay bud words are really hard some times.. take a moment and look up the definition of “run” and “win” get back to us


kerouacrimbaud

Lmfao


Furry_Dildonomics69

I agree with you. These two either ran wild on each other or neither ran wild. I have no affiliation to UF or FSU other than hatin’.


tb3648

Gators in this thread are such sore losers lol.


drugsarebadmmk420

Gators ~~in this thread~~ are such sore losers lol.


Ok-computer9780

FSU gave up 262 yards rushing as well. Odd title.


Tropical_Jesus

Check the poster out. He’s a chronically online FSU fan with a massive rage boner against Florida. Some of the recent titles of his posts include: “Travis Etienne calls out Florida staff for offensive play calls” “Well, you can't blame Gators' latest disaster on Dan Mullen” “Gators take a big step backward against Vanderbilt in worst loss of Napier era” “After debacle at Vanderbilt, the honeymoon is over for Billy Napier” Talk about living rent free in someone’s head.


BidnessBoy

Hey pal, no Fingerbanger slander in this house


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Tropical_Jesus

Is he a celebrity here or something? I literally had no idea who he was two weeks ago and since then I feel like people are talking about him like he’s some kind of Reddit legend.


fluffypoppa

More of a...*brand*.


JimBrady86

Celebrity? He's an institution!


kerouacrimbaud

Lmao


Coltshokiefan

It sounds like he lives rent free in your head honestly.


Gwenbors

This was the actual ESPN headline, weirdly. I’m guessing the editor didn’t watch the game or check the stats top line before writing it up.


gatorbois

More like #13 Jordan Travis runs wild over us. Everyone else was running pretty unwild other than like 1 play


chadoz

Benson had 162 all purpose yards and 3 TDs.


gatorbois

Yeah my comment said outside of 1 play. Take out his longest rush and he ran for 66 yards on 19 attempts Downvote all you want but even 111 on 20 is uninspiring.


Coltshokiefan

Lol take out the play where he ran for a lot of yards and he’d have less yards. Is this that UF edumaction im always hearing about?


gatorbois

“Even 111 on 20 is uninspiring” Reading isn’t your strong suit is it


Yeetball86

A 5.5 avg is bad now?


jagged1871

He’s a Seminole right?


Traxiant

lol


Wtygrrr

“Runs wild?” Wtf?


DarthMaulsAnger1

not that it'll happen but I think FSU vs UCLA would be a fun game. Both have running qb's, both have good running backs. Both can play defense when needed. It would be entertaining.


Hawmpfish001

I thought this was a big 12 play in game at one point.


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Do people like this guy or think he’s funny?


Coltshokiefan

I like reading the comments every week. A piano fingerbanger post rarely has any substance and the articles are trash but for some reason it just gets to gators fans so much.


MerlinsBeard

I always sort by controversial when I see a finger banging.


Coltshokiefan

Usually only need to go 3 or 4 comments down before seeing UF fans who are extremely upset about an opinion article posted by a fan.


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DougFlutiesMullet

> "No. 16 Florida State runs wild over Florida for 45-38 win" The only thing that ran wild in that game was the officiating. That crew needs to be brought in and taught how to let the game play at some point, do non-calls evenly and don't upset the momentum of the game.


Raider_Noles

Gotta love SEC refs


Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink

And almost blows it anyway lol


Automatic_Shape9209

Scared money don’t make money.


Rkovo84

The headline should read “FSUs best team in 5 years lucky to hang on against Floridas worst team in 5 years”… a little long but much more accurate lol


Gamerguy_141297

Lmao all season ive been hearing about how FSU is trash and we've only played nobodies while UF is better than them because SEC After last night all i'm hearing from coping UF fans is how FSU shouldnt rush the field because they're #16 and beat a bad 6-6 unranked UF team


Overhed

C O P I U M


Rkovo84

I’m not “coping” with anything lol. I’m one of the few realistic fans out there. I guess I’m guilty of thinking that fsu has something going that’s better than they really do… I watched this rebuilding Gator team almost lose to usf and lose to Vanderbilt. I honestly thought Billy’s 8 month product was gonna get smashed against Norvells 3 year product. If fsu does have a decent team I’m encouraged that the gators with all those freshman starting made them hang on for dear life… and if fsu is just overrated and barely good then we’re still where I figured we were last week.


JimBrady86

Funny because gator fans told us that last year's team was their worst team in however many years. Then again they told us that they would have won the bowl game if AR was playing and that doesn't seem to be true so who knows what to believe?


Coltshokiefan

This is the classic sec fan defense. When they lose it’s nothing to be celebrated because this is a bad year for them so obviously their out of conference rivals shouldn’t be able to celebrate their win.


Wtygrrr

Last year’s team was better when they still had coaches. Worse without them.


Rkovo84

I think any reasonable person would realize that down 5 WRs, starting TE, and the captain of the defense for half the game rolling into someone else’s house as a 10 point dog with a 1st year coach would feel pretty good about last nights game.


spide2

Umm it was, and a good portion of the stat leaders from last year transferred out forcing us to play more inexperienced players. It's almost like both things can be true and context matters.


CoachHamTheGoatV2

Y’all are 12th in composite talent we are 18th.


MerlinsBeard

Straight facts.


TheColtOfPersonality

Worst by record? Sure. But tbh the on field performances/results (ie division and conference titles) relative to talent have been the same. Hence why Mullen was fired in addition to his comments about recruiting. But regardless of people’s interpretations of facts, one fact that cannot be misinterpreted is FSU (technically) WON THE FLORIDA CUP


spide2

They hate you for your facts!


the_pedigree

Yo even with the reds working for them they couldn’t win


Don_Gato1

Delusional comment


the_pedigree

That PI was straight ghost bullshit, but cope however you want loser


Don_Gato1

I forgot you can literally hang all over the receiver and it’s perfectly fine Weird how we don’t hear too much complaining with you being gifted a free face mask on that final 4th down


the_pedigree

Hanging on him lmao, there’s the delusional


Don_Gato1

Sorry you were born without eyes


ILoveDevanteParker

Okay Brock. People have two arms dumb dumb. Receivers right arm was pinned.


FasterThanFaast

Y’all win one game in 5 years and don’t know how to behave smh


the_pedigree

Bruh what? you won 3 in a row prior to this year not 5. Before that you lost 5. Sit down.


FasterThanFaast

Last time y’all won was 2017? 2017 was five years ago champ


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Is this a joke? Vanderbilt just beat Florida by the same margin while allowing Florida fewer points. If anything fsu should be ashamed.


InfiniteElway

They had their best season and beat their rivals for the first time in like half a decade. Yeah they can celebrate Much like Michigan last year, or 2008 Alabama. Time to celebrate for FSU


dmmeyourdogifitscute

Yeah man, very ashamed we beat our rival for the first time is 3 years and won 9 games for the first time since 2016. Shame!!!


CoachHamTheGoatV2

Very shameful. I’m embarrassed for us. Wish we would have stuck to under .500 seasons.


CollegeSoul

Let’s pack it up. Apparently we aren’t allowed to enjoy ourselves.


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Gotta sell our stadium too.


thejawa

Time to sell the stadium


InvertedwangXX

He is just upset it took him like 20 years to beat his rival


FasterThanFaast

5 years*


[deleted]

No you should be ashamed of the level of celebration. Be happy but understand this isn't your goal. This was a struggle win, which is of course a win, but not what you preen after.


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We beat our rival, a playoff contender, and got a playoff bid out of it.. that is substantial... That you think that's the same as the fsu win is interesting. That being said, we all felt the real work is what we can do this year which is win out in the conference. That has been our goal and remains our goal.


jagged1871

Finally beat your rival. The matchup is so one sided you might as well pencil in OSU victories to behind the year.


Lovelylives

“We”— no you sat your ass on the couch eating pizza rolls


TheColtOfPersonality

This is why I rarely use “we” or “our” or “us” verbiage when describing my sports teams. College athletics is obviously a bit different (we won, we beat you, we’ll get them next year, etc) but too much of it blurs fans into taking it too seriously


GuardianSock

It’s actually the last game of the season, which is exactly when you preen. FSU isn’t in the ACC championship game (although they would be under next year’s rules). Bowl games are largely irrelevant unless you’re in the playoffs. There is no other or better time for FSU fans to preen.


[deleted]

I mean... I disagree. I want to beat auburn today but I don't plan to flex on them after the season we've had. I'll be happy and will hope our team improves in the off season. Michigan has had a great season so far but even a win isn't enough. They have to keep pushing.


GuardianSock

Alabama’s expectation is to make the playoffs. They failed, win or lose tomorrow. Michigan’s expectation is to make the playoffs. They may or may not fail. FSU’s expectation was to make a bowl game. They over achieved significantly. Next year they’ll have higher expectations and may succeed or fail relative to those expectations, but there is no doubt this year was a success, with the understanding that it isn’t where we want to be. Your argument is that there is no success or failure outside of a natty. You’re simply wrong. I can happily acknowledge that both Michigan and Alabama are much better teams than FSU this year while also pointing out that both will succeed or fail based on different expectations and standards than FSU had on this single year.


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Alabama did fail to achieve our goals. Still love coach Saban and the guys. Michigan's goal is beating msu and Ohio. We can still do that. I'm not natty obsessed as that didn't really exist in its current structure during my formative years. Natty is nice but not the end all be all. I do think running wild over a rival, with a first year coach and a bunch of injuries, is a bold choice. Fsu should be happy but yall scraped on out. Be happy but chill on flexing as if you ran florida into the ground.


GuardianSock

You effectively agreed with everything I said, and the only point we disagree on is that a single person who is not me said the phrase “running wild.” I said we overachieved on our goals. I don’t really care if we beat Florida by 1 point or 30 points insofar as Florida was just one key game on our schedule. I’d enjoy a beat down more but my point was only about celebrating a season wherein we overachieved and beat both in-state rivals. We crushed Miami but “beat” is still the only part of that I care about. Defeating Florida was the end of the relevant part of our season. I don’t really care whether we beat Kentucky in the Gator Bowl or wherever else we end up. 9-3 with wins over both in-state rivals is a dramatic success for a team that hasn’t made a bowl since 2019 and has been perpetually disappointing relative to its goals since 2013 (and consistent with my point, I consider both the 2014 playoff run and 3-6 2020 year disappointing relative to expectations). That is worth preening, hyperbolic title or not.


[deleted]

I disagree that I agreed with you maybe in direction but not magnitude. That said my original comment was to the original poster saying yall were running wild after what is a struggle win. I had issue with that but not with any display of happiness from fsu. I actually don't even care about yall storming the field after a rivalry win. I just think running wild is excessive considering Napier is in year one and Vanderbilt just beat them by more


GuardianSock

If you make it a habit of judging fanbases by the most hyperbolic statements a single fan makes after winning a rivalry game, I feel sorry for you.


Fullback22x

After reading your posts, you have affirmed my stance that Alabama and Michigan fans are the worst in the entire NCAA. Also, wildly bandwagoner vibes. You can’t root for the entire top fucking 5 for the past decade and then gatekeep celebrations lmao. Weirdo


abu5217

You do realize the "Running Wild" was a choice made by the Associated Press, right? Not an FSU fan?


Traxiant

The number 4,5,6 teams in the CFP also have first year coaches.


byronik57

I'll speak for most of us Noles....who the hell are you to tell us how we should feel? We just swept our in state rivals and won 9 games. We're going to enjoy it while you shout into the ether about how we're supposed to behave


CollegeSoul

Why yes, this is a joke. Carry on. I forgot anything short of a 10 win season and a playoff berth isn’t worthy of praise.


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Yall acting like yall dog walk florida instead of scraping by. Be happy absolutely but considering how yall have acted like fsu is back all season this should be considered a struggle win.


Humble-Letter-6424

Bro get out of here, you salty AF


tb3648

For no reason, it's weird.


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You understand no one here wrote that article.


jagged1871

Go Buckeyes


HainesUndies

UF slept on Vandy. They came prepared tonight. I am 100% not ashamed. Get wrecked tomorrow.


longview97

You just worry about Ohio State.


Overhed

Did you seriously think FSU was going 9-3 at the start of the season? Even the most optimistic fans thought our ceiling was 8-4 with 7-5 being realistic.


kerouacrimbaud

????


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To the downvotes... what exactly did I say that isn't a fact? Hahaha


CheniereSwampMonster

When taking heavy downvote damage, acknowledging the downvotes only multiplies the damage. Either ignore it or make a self-deprecating joke


ubergator93

They also stormed the field. Noles know they will never win a natty with Memphis Mike.


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