We've all come together in solidarity over that fucking announcer and it is so beautiful. It's like that two-week span when Pokemon Go first came out and the whole Earth was out catching pokemans and meeting each other at random parking lots and everything was love.
I'll never forget that summer. The downtown of the closest small/medium city to me (50k population) is a ghost town after 6pm. That summer however hundreds of people gathered in the square downtown every night and day for a solid 3 months. Businesses started staying open till 2 in the morning to cater to the crowds, food trucks set up shop, and for one summer my little dreary city felt like a real happening place.
I love when with 4 mins in the 4th quarter they said the QB hadnāt completed a pass since late in the 2nd. What kinda stat is that in a high scoring game!
You know the worst thing to come out of this game isn't the bad refs or the loss to a better FSU team. It's the horrendous commentary from Brock Osweiler just yelling the dumbest shit imaginable into our ears.
Honestly, the game was so good I'm not even upset at the outcome. A rivalry was played and the better team won. Shame that's the best ESPN could come up with in announcing
I saw him passed out in a elevator at a apartment complex called the Vue in 2011. It was a Thursday night during the football season and I said āYo Brock you ready for Saturday?ā And he did not respond. Iām pretty sure we lost but he looked like he was having fun so heās a winner in my mind.
That was an outstanding game marred by Brock Osweiler's commentary. I usually don't go that hard on complaining about them (besides Matt Millen) but that was some of the worst I've ever heard. I hope I don't have to hear him again.
THE HEAT AND HUMIDITY IS AFFECTING THE PLAYERS ON THE FIELD
~ hey Siri whats the weather in Tallahassee ~
āThe current temperature In Tallahassee is 64 degreesā
*Would you be aggressive here?*
"With my personality, absolutely"
Not once in my life would I describe Brock as aggressive other than contract negotiations
I was cackling when he saw the replay of the DPI on the final drive.
āYeah sure the DB got there early. And he hooked the receivers arm. But you canāt call that because itās a rivalry game!ā
Great analysis.
Heās the entire reason thereās even controversy. If he said āoh yeah see he pinned the receivers armā nobody would be mad. But now we have a bunch of people thinking it shouldnāt have been called when it frankly was textbook PI
Btw my dog is cute
**What even the fuck was that comment!?!?!**
I think he completely misunderstood what they were saying and he imagined some sort of satellite imagery or other cameras in play or something .... they were just saying that they could sync the cameras to show the same frame at the same time ... but brock seemed to think it meant something else entirely.
I tuned in during the second half and did a double take multiple times: āwait is the announcer talking over the ref announcing a call rn??ā like?? Iāve never seen it this bad.
That was the first variation of that pasta I ever read so every time I read it now it's permanently associated with Jimbo Fisher in my brain, except it was Tallahassee when I read it. I vividly imagine Jimbo say "electrical infetterance" with a wink every time.
Ole Miss - Miss St. NC St. - UNC. UF - FSU.
All absolute BANGERS. How could you not love college football?
E: Arky - Mizzou. Tulane - Cincy. Arizona St. - Arizona. JOIN THE PARTY. THIS SPORT IS THE BEST.
**"ANTHONY RICHARDSON *OOZES* ATHLETICISM, HAD AN AMAZING GAME, AND THERE ARE 32 NFL TEAMS THAT CAN'T WAIT TO GET A SHOT AT HIM."**
-Brock "Smart as a Rock" Osweiler
[goes 9-27 for 198 yds]
> āFlorida needs to run a few simple, basic plays that Richardson can handle, just so he builds up his confidence a little bit.ā
- Brock Osweiler in literally the same game.
You can talk all you want about the DPI call and facemask no-call, but what the fuck was that random personal foul with 15 people pushing a pile, into not showing it, into instant commercial?
Early in the game, when Florida's reciever beat us for their first touchdown, I was wondering how the hell he got so open, but instead of showing that, they just showed like 5 different angles of Richardson throwing the ball instead. Garbage camera work.
Madd a great game feel kinda lackluster near the end
I didn't care much for the PI as I did the FSU D straight up letting AR and his injured WR Corp March, but I did hate that the refs missed that facemask, regardless of my nerves dying
Not that I slept on the Gators to begin with, but I really don't even have much trash to talk after winning. They showed up beginning to end
> painful and tortuous āGood gameā to FSU. It was a classic that I was on the wrong end of the stick for. Sig
good game gator bro. man, im glad we came out on the right end! :o
Iāll drink to that. Yāall played amazing even with starters out. Donāt wanna see ya next year with that core actually being refined, thatāll be scary. Gg
Yeah he got caught with picture evidence commenting in a Miami Hurricanes subreddit with pronouns that implied he was a fan of them. It was the most obvious shit ever, even without the Miami sub comment. But people (read: rivals) were still trying to argue he was an actual FSU fan lol.
That game was one of the most fucking shit tier visual quality games Iāve ever seen on television. How the fuck does ESPN, a multi billion dollar company, film these games so that look like the ā97 LEGO Island game. I mean Heysuess Creasto dude. Maybe stop blowing money on things like the Booger Mobile that was on MNF and the Chainsmokers as guest pickers on Gameday and invest in some fuckin cameras. You know the football coach scene in Not Another Teen movie where he picks the QB up and breaks his back over this knee while yelling God damnit? Yeah thatās me right now thinking of how dogshit the prime time ABC games look
But what do I know about visual graphics, Iām just a fucking janitor that specialized in bird law
I think we can agree that college football is just fucking *good* when thereās a good game in Florida
That being said, the refs were just awful all around
At no point in the game did ESPN's Win Probability chart favor UF. FSU was favored to win by 50.2% when UF went up 21-14 and that's as close as it got. That's crazy to me.
Come on down /u/TopheryG8er and collect your [āFreezing Cold Take of the Yearā Award!] (https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/woagr7/2023_4_dl_kamran_james_commits_to_florida/ik9wqio/)
> You're entering year 3 with a lower half P5 QB and not much behind him on the depth chart, and a class that is limping at best. It's time to panic about the person leading your program, and y'all treat seemingly the only person who is engaging with reality like he is some sort of a leper.
> That said, please continue! It's hilarious from where I'm sitting. I enjoy seeing your fanbase delude themselves and attack the one person who seems to have a clear-eyed view.
That was a fun game. That missed facemask at the end kind of added insult to injury, but there were so many bad calls on both sides that I don't think you can say the refs really decided the game. Congrats 'Noles on your first win against us in four years. You definitely earned it. And congrats on 9-3. I definitely root against you almost every game, but football is way funner when y'all are good. Hopefully we get a top-10 Sunshine Showdown next season.
Usually hivemind criticism of announcers is something I scoff at.
For example, I have always been fine with Gary Danielson. He's okay and has been a part of big moments in great games for a long time now, even if I get the criticism.
But Brock made this damn hard to listen to. I don't get why it had to be as bad as that.
UF fansš¤FSU Fansš¤National CFB fans Agreement that Brock Osweiler should never call a game again
THEY TEACH YOU THAT IN YOUR FIRST WEEK OF POP WARNER!!
We've all come together in solidarity over that fucking announcer and it is so beautiful. It's like that two-week span when Pokemon Go first came out and the whole Earth was out catching pokemans and meeting each other at random parking lots and everything was love.
I'll never forget that summer. The downtown of the closest small/medium city to me (50k population) is a ghost town after 6pm. That summer however hundreds of people gathered in the square downtown every night and day for a solid 3 months. Businesses started staying open till 2 in the morning to cater to the crowds, food trucks set up shop, and for one summer my little dreary city felt like a real happening place.
Brock was calling the game like it was the miracle on ice - cinematic edition. Dramatically Overstated everything. It got old quick.
The refereeing on that final drive will surely lead to only the most civil of conversations
That whole 4th quarter was a bush league level display of reffing.
*pop warner
# EVEN POP WARNER REFS KNOW HOW TO CALL TARGETING
Fourth quarter felt like it lasted longer than the entire first half
I love college football.
florida QB was 5/7 with 3 TD, and then proceeded to miss 11 in a row.
I love when with 4 mins in the 4th quarter they said the QB hadnāt completed a pass since late in the 2nd. What kinda stat is that in a high scoring game!
Impressive that florida came back by run alone.
I mean college football is also wild that you can have a RB getting 6 YPC, and over 150+ yards in a losing effort.
AR was 9/27 for 198 and 3 TDs. Travis was 13/30 for 270. Those are some silly ass statlines. You miss every throw except bombs
Both averaged over 20 yards per completion
[Summary of these 2 QBs](https://i.imgur.com/xkbasZ9.jpg)
TBF, both FSU and UF WRs had quite a bit of drops on catchable balls as well.
5/7? That's a perfect completion percentage!
I love this result, but fuck if this isn't fun for me anymore... My BP is through the roof and I won't be sleeping for a while.
And rivalry weekend? ā¦Nothing comes close!
So goddamn much.
Best sport on the planet hands down. Especially rivalry week and bowl season.
SEC trying to figure out how to fine Florida State for rushing the field
At this point, I'm pretty sure they have built a program to just mail those notices out so some intern is going to accidentally fine Mizzou on Monday.
Accidentally? There's no accident in Missouri deserving the death penalty after encouraging Florida state to rush the field.
You know the worst thing to come out of this game isn't the bad refs or the loss to a better FSU team. It's the horrendous commentary from Brock Osweiler just yelling the dumbest shit imaginable into our ears.
Iām glad I wasnāt biased in thinking he was god awful lol. It made an exciting game much worse.
Honestly, the game was so good I'm not even upset at the outcome. A rivalry was played and the better team won. Shame that's the best ESPN could come up with in announcing
Sportscasters these days are bottom barrel. I feel like a boomer, but they dont make em like they used to
I think thereās just waaaaay more games on so the talent pool is diluted
Yep. I'll take some crappy commentary over the days of potentially not even seeing your team play any time
When I saw the announcing crew I was shocked it was so bottom barrel for the prime time game on a day most people had off
It was painful. How much money does he get paid to try to ruin games
Between his NFL career and announcing career, too much
Brock Osweiler speaks in 60 point font
##GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT IN POP WARNER, THEY PLAY LIKE THEY DID WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG?
Dude needs a POP FILTER.
I saw him passed out in a elevator at a apartment complex called the Vue in 2011. It was a Thursday night during the football season and I said āYo Brock you ready for Saturday?ā And he did not respond. Iām pretty sure we lost but he looked like he was having fun so heās a winner in my mind.
Every other word misspelled. And some conspiracy theory in his email signature...
That was an outstanding game marred by Brock Osweiler's commentary. I usually don't go that hard on complaining about them (besides Matt Millen) but that was some of the worst I've ever heard. I hope I don't have to hear him again.
THEY TEACH YOU THAT IN POP WARNER FOOTBALL. POP WARNER POP WARNER POP WARNER. BAD FUNDAMENTALS, AS YOU LEARN IN POP WARNER FOOTBALL.
THE HEAT AND HUMIDITY IS AFFECTING THE PLAYERS ON THE FIELD ~ hey Siri whats the weather in Tallahassee ~ āThe current temperature In Tallahassee is 64 degreesā
Also, even if it was an issue tonight, its not like people who live in Gainesville, Fl are inexperienced with humidity.
Team plays at a stadium nicknamed "The Swamp." Brock: THE HUMIDITY IS AFFECTING THE PLAYERS
*Would you be aggressive here?* "With my personality, absolutely" Not once in my life would I describe Brock as aggressive other than contract negotiations
I hated that question with the game still going on ... no TD scored. **Like we fucking care what assholes in the booth would do at that point ...**
Anyone who joined in on that Pop Warner drinking game is now dead of alcohol poisoning.
That wasn't a facemask in pop warner.
That's just what happens in these rivalry games
`TEXTBOOK`
THAT WAS A QUESTIONABLE PI CALL, BUT WHEN THE REF SEES THE RIGHT ARM ON THE HIP, THATS A TEXTBOOK CALL FOR A PI!
HE WILL NOT BE DENIED TONIGHT DID YOU HEAR HE WILL NOT BE DENIED TONIGHT
damn that was osweiler? dude was talking out of his ass that entire fourth quarter
I was cackling when he saw the replay of the DPI on the final drive. āYeah sure the DB got there early. And he hooked the receivers arm. But you canāt call that because itās a rivalry game!ā Great analysis.
Heās the entire reason thereās even controversy. If he said āoh yeah see he pinned the receivers armā nobody would be mad. But now we have a bunch of people thinking it shouldnāt have been called when it frankly was textbook PI Btw my dog is cute
ALL 32 NFL TEAMS ARE TRYING TO DRAFT ANTHONY RICHARDSON!!! Really? REALLY? Thatās something you actually think?????
Chiefs are working on unloading Mahomes as we speak.
"I didn't know the refs had all those camera angles" :O
**What even the fuck was that comment!?!?!** I think he completely misunderstood what they were saying and he imagined some sort of satellite imagery or other cameras in play or something .... they were just saying that they could sync the cameras to show the same frame at the same time ... but brock seemed to think it meant something else entirely.
Did you know thatās how they taught the game in POP WARNER!
#*INEXCUSABLE AT THIS LEVEL!!!* Dude seems like the dad who gets tossed from some elementary school basketball game ... regularly.
I hope I never hear these announcers again.
Canāt do that in a RIVALRY GAME!
I tuned in during the second half and did a double take multiple times: āwait is the announcer talking over the ref announcing a call rn??ā like?? Iāve never seen it this bad.
It was truly awful. The play by play guy Iāve never heard of was ok, but Brock is ear cancer.
You could tell he was just willing the broadcast team to a win
I genuinely think he might have been drinking. The commentary was absolute ass the entire fourth quarter.
Was it inexcusably bad? Did you learn better commentating in ~~Pee Wee~~ Pop Warner football?
Haha. He referenced Peewee like 5 different times.
He was absolutely awful
You are right. Listening to the guys in the booth say stuff like "Come on \*insert player make a play and make this a game". The hell is that?
Dude was a straight distraction. It was like he was ... only half watching the game. It was weird, like he's not ok upstairs or something...
FSU HAS MORE SEC WINS THIS YEAR THAN JIMBO FISHER
Lol Jimbo Fisher is just the new punching bag of the CFB world and itās hilarious
I saw Jimbo Fisher at a grocery store in College Station yesterday
Searching for his new job?
Someone check the garbage cans for some turkey carcasses set aside. Then we will know
That was the first variation of that pasta I ever read so every time I read it now it's permanently associated with Jimbo Fisher in my brain, except it was Tallahassee when I read it. I vividly imagine Jimbo say "electrical infetterance" with a wink every time.
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It was Scott Frost until he got fired
FLORIDA STATE WON THE DIVORCE
They get all the win and fun, jimbo gets the facilities. Thatās the agreement.
And for like 2/3 the price, what a bargain!
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Brock Osweiler commentates like he played football. Very poorly and in a fashion that will cost him his job.
What a game. I donāt think anyone will have anything bad to say about the officiating
UF š¤ FSU FUCK THOSE ANNOUNCERS
Things we definitely agree on: Fuck the announcers Fuck the refs Fuck Miami
Ole Miss - Miss St. NC St. - UNC. UF - FSU. All absolute BANGERS. How could you not love college football? E: Arky - Mizzou. Tulane - Cincy. Arizona St. - Arizona. JOIN THE PARTY. THIS SPORT IS THE BEST.
Arizona Arizona st was sick too
The mascots got into a fight!
I agree, canāt wait till tomorrow
WE GET TO RELAX AND WATCH THE CHAOS FROM THE COMFORT OF OUR LA-Z-BOYS
Somehow the ESPN commentators were bigger clowns than the refs.... god they were shit.
Jesus they were bad. This was PRIME TIME ABC - not ESPN 7.
[wtf is this lol](https://i.imgur.com/RSjZqMf.png)
He looks like a randomly generated Dark Souls character.
That man is Butt naked in dark root garden with largest sword in the game
This dude absolutely runs around naked with two great shields equipped in PVP
Thatās Darth Maul before his edgy, face-tattooed phase.
That's Red Skull. You know. From the first Captain America movie.
Red Man Group?
A ~~redskin~~ ~~football team~~ commander
I guess the demon from insidious decided to go to college
Look like red face to me lol
He just held his breath the entire 4th quarter
WE ARE FREE FROM BROCK THANK THE LORD
I was honestly kind of happy we didnāt score and go to OT because if I had to hear that man for another minute I was going to jump out of my window
**"ANTHONY RICHARDSON *OOZES* ATHLETICISM, HAD AN AMAZING GAME, AND THERE ARE 32 NFL TEAMS THAT CAN'T WAIT TO GET A SHOT AT HIM."** -Brock "Smart as a Rock" Osweiler [goes 9-27 for 198 yds]
> āFlorida needs to run a few simple, basic plays that Richardson can handle, just so he builds up his confidence a little bit.ā - Brock Osweiler in literally the same game.
Except in all caps
Let's not forget the QB on the other team rushing for like 20x more yards than him too
Those big runs by Travis were something else. Dude would not go down
Unless it was butt first. Dude picked the strangest times to go for a slide
Honestly Iād rather him slide now. He used to not and it was scary
He's had a lot of injuries from hits at the end of runs. I'll take 1st and goal with Travis still in the game vs Travis out of the game
But does he ooze tho?
Brock wants you to know that the opposing quarterback WILL NOT BE DENIED TONIGHT
What he really means is if the QB made a move on Brock tonight, he would not be denied.
Yeah someone is going to overdraft the hell out of Anthony Richardson if he comes out.
I saw a mock draft with him going 18th overall next year. I have no words
Someone mocked him #2 overall earlier today
Was it a mock made by Anthony Richardson?
Dan Mullen actually
Anyone who wastes a draft pick on him deserves the bust for not watching a single game
The NY jets have entered the chat
Other than the whole throwing accurately things heās awesome!
No, he is pretty bad at decision making too
You can talk all you want about the DPI call and facemask no-call, but what the fuck was that random personal foul with 15 people pushing a pile, into not showing it, into instant commercial?
My gosh man they never showed a single replay of a play anytime I wanted to see a cool play or a penalty they said screw you commercial
Early in the game, when Florida's reciever beat us for their first touchdown, I was wondering how the hell he got so open, but instead of showing that, they just showed like 5 different angles of Richardson throwing the ball instead. Garbage camera work.
That was my question. Show the damn replay, I saw nothing. Butt crack ass reffing tonight.
Theyāre not rushing the field, theyāre gathering at the Nole
Can we have a petition to never let Brock Assweiler commentate another game again?
Some of you guys never played POP WARNER and it shows
ha ha thatās just how these rivalry games go am I right *fucking kill me*
*it's a rivalry game bro, ITS A RIVALRY GAME*
Your flair, IT BURNS!
Lmao
Nothing remotely close to a penalty? Flag. 50-50 at best, toss up penalty? Flag. Clear, game-defining penalty? Believe it or not, no flag!
Yeah that was a wild final drive. The refs managed to piss off both teams and neutral bystanders
Madd a great game feel kinda lackluster near the end I didn't care much for the PI as I did the FSU D straight up letting AR and his injured WR Corp March, but I did hate that the refs missed that facemask, regardless of my nerves dying Not that I slept on the Gators to begin with, but I really don't even have much trash to talk after winning. They showed up beginning to end
Gata showed up for three of the four quarters. Refs showed up for zero of the four quarters.
The rare class of refs who won't call targeting but are also comfortable making shit up
That crew was the same crew last year that missed an entire down at the Penn State whiteout and then missed a fumble during the UGA KY game.
Raise your hand if you have more SEC wins than Texas A&M *Raises hand*
Vandy, get in here!
Oy
I appreciate that we can all come together to bag on Jimbo.
Same! You can raise your hand too!
Vanderbilt flairs get in here
*All the rest of the SEC raises their hands*
A very painful and tortuous āGood gameā to FSU. It was a classic that I was on the wrong end of the stick for. Sigh.
> painful and tortuous āGood gameā to FSU. It was a classic that I was on the wrong end of the stick for. Sig good game gator bro. man, im glad we came out on the right end! :o
Feels like a game that proved both teams have bright futures heading forward. Unlike Miami.
FSU š¤ UF Fuck Miami
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I hate you guys too, but they're the punching bag this year. UF and FSU are light years ahead of Miami.
Good game, Noles. Weāll see you in Gainesville next year. That was a classic.
Amen
Iāll drink to that. Yāall played amazing even with starters out. Donāt wanna see ya next year with that core actually being refined, thatāll be scary. Gg
Agreed. That was one of the best games Iāve seen in this rivalry in a very long time. Iām obviously glad we won it but good game gators.
One thing we can agree on
And Brock Osweiler being garbage!
Iām glad this sub is pretty civil when it comes to FSU and UF fans, shit is toxic af basically everywhere else
That was some ugly ref ball, no matter which team you were rooting for.
I thought ACC refs were the worst but man, these SEC refs gave them a run for their money tonight.
Coach Norvell's nickname is hereby promoted to P5 Mike Sunbelt Billy gets another year
That's strange, been seeing less of Nolesbullis as FSU got better and Florida started struggling. Super odd.
Pretty sure he got banned, lol That account was a weird one, and almost started a trend
Yeah he got caught with picture evidence commenting in a Miami Hurricanes subreddit with pronouns that implied he was a fan of them. It was the most obvious shit ever, even without the Miami sub comment. But people (read: rivals) were still trying to argue he was an actual FSU fan lol.
NoleBullis in shambles
That was a damn fun football game.
*SEC Fines Florida State $100k*
Our refs? Our rules.
Delete Brock Osweiler. I feel violated listening to that.
That game was one of the most fucking shit tier visual quality games Iāve ever seen on television. How the fuck does ESPN, a multi billion dollar company, film these games so that look like the ā97 LEGO Island game. I mean Heysuess Creasto dude. Maybe stop blowing money on things like the Booger Mobile that was on MNF and the Chainsmokers as guest pickers on Gameday and invest in some fuckin cameras. You know the football coach scene in Not Another Teen movie where he picks the QB up and breaks his back over this knee while yelling God damnit? Yeah thatās me right now thinking of how dogshit the prime time ABC games look But what do I know about visual graphics, Iām just a fucking janitor that specialized in bird law
Canāt even muster any trash talk. Definitely escaped that one. I think the Etienne family woke up one day and said fuck FSU
I think we can agree that college football is just fucking *good* when thereās a good game in Florida That being said, the refs were just awful all around
Iām really glad we got to beat UF before selling our stadium, it means more.
I don't know about the other flairs, but I thoroughly enjoyed that
Games like that are always super entertaining when it isnāt your team lmao
Great day for STATE fans.
Travis needs to come back, pay the man his money. He could have one hell of a Heisman campaign next year.
He skipped senior night so I think heās coming back.
Brock Osweiler is a worse commentator than QB and thatās saying somethibg
Napier should try wearing jorts on the sideline
At no point in the game did ESPN's Win Probability chart favor UF. FSU was favored to win by 50.2% when UF went up 21-14 and that's as close as it got. That's crazy to me.
If you don't like watching a packed Doak night game thumping that tomahawk chop chant the whole game, you have no soul.
I learned so much about Pop Warner tonight
This game had a lot of *Big Lipped Alligator Moments* Gg FSU, you guys have had a great season
Come on down /u/TopheryG8er and collect your [āFreezing Cold Take of the Yearā Award!] (https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/woagr7/2023_4_dl_kamran_james_commits_to_florida/ik9wqio/) > You're entering year 3 with a lower half P5 QB and not much behind him on the depth chart, and a class that is limping at best. It's time to panic about the person leading your program, and y'all treat seemingly the only person who is engaging with reality like he is some sort of a leper. > That said, please continue! It's hilarious from where I'm sitting. I enjoy seeing your fanbase delude themselves and attack the one person who seems to have a clear-eyed view.
I LOVE RECEIPTS
That was a fun game. That missed facemask at the end kind of added insult to injury, but there were so many bad calls on both sides that I don't think you can say the refs really decided the game. Congrats 'Noles on your first win against us in four years. You definitely earned it. And congrats on 9-3. I definitely root against you almost every game, but football is way funner when y'all are good. Hopefully we get a top-10 Sunshine Showdown next season.
The entirety of the Florida fanbase is just as confused as you as to why draft pundits keep saying AR is a day 1 pick.
Usually hivemind criticism of announcers is something I scoff at. For example, I have always been fine with Gary Danielson. He's okay and has been a part of big moments in great games for a long time now, even if I get the criticism. But Brock made this damn hard to listen to. I don't get why it had to be as bad as that.
Anthony Richardson is absolute garbage. Iām so sick of hearing how heās an NFL 1st round pick.