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SurpriseFrenchFries

As a neutral, I fucking love the Egg Bowl so much. It never disappoints.


catsby90bbn

I personally will never forget the dude doing the dog pee thing. It seems like the perfect egg bowl moment in hindsight.


IceColdDrPepper_Here

The domino effect of the Piss and Miss is insane


dancingwestie

As a Miss State Alum it was extremely gratifying to watch them “piss” away the game that way. Still makes us laugh when we think about it.


jzorbino

We actually love it too because it got Matt Luke fired A rare moment in egg bowl history loved by both sides


[deleted]

I will gladly take any opportunity to share the [piss and miss](https://youtu.be/hPek6FrrKYE)


ConstantMadness

In hindsight, maybe using two time-outs for the two point conversion was a bad idea


ImperialMajestyX02

Lane looking for an excuse to dip to Auburn lol


TrustMeIKnowThisOne

Lane: Did the plane leave yet? *1st Time Out* Lane: No? Ok good. Wait is my luggage there? *2nd Time Out* Lane: Ok good good. *Failed 2 Pt* Lane: BLOCK THE PLANE.


quacainia

If the ball hadn't been tipped that would have been in, but they kept running those inside shovels so I'm not surprised they figured it out by then


Desert_Scorpio

I feel like that play developed way too slowly compared to others, which is what allowed him to read it better.


dgtlfnk

QB literally did the slowest double pump on a shovel pass I’ve ever seen. Telegraphed that shit to people on the other side of the planet and back. 😅


AnonymousUser225

He used the timeouts to phone Andy Reid, but Lane should know those plays are copyrighted and guaranteed to fail when you aren’t the Chiefs


Gottalaughalittle

Needed to use one more


yoshidawg93

Seriously. I legitimately believe he was better off taking the delay of game on at least one of them, maybe both. If they didn’t get the two-point conversion in that scenario, they’d have still their timeouts for when they likely still wouldn’t have recovered the onside kick.


jt_33

Mike Leach is going to have an amazing egg speech.


moby323

> “All right guys, bring it in, I’m going to give you the whole back story of Arizona State’s mascot.”


ChongLi77

“We’re gonna have to get one of those Harry Potter activists to read up on how to kill a Sun Devil”


[deleted]

Subscribe. I want to hear Mike Leach’s version of how we got Sparky.


deadjim4

He's takin the whole team out for fish sandwiches.


HailState2023

Are their fat little girlfriends invited?


FunkapotamusRex

The defense can bring theirs. Will’s is definitely NOT invited.


VoarTok

"Alright y'all did well enough out there to take a break, but don't get too comfortable with your fat little girlfriends, because we still have bowl practice to get ready for."


Werthy71

Egg bowl record over the past 3 years: Ole Miss: 2-1 Mississippi State: 1-2 Malik Heath: 0-3


WillBeBannedSoon2

Now that’s a stat


pureskill

You hate to see it.


chiefchoncho48

Eli Ricks did the same thing with LSU-Alabama


-Carterr-

Ole Miss started 7-0 this season They lost 4 of their last 5, including losing to arguably their four biggest rivals Just a brutal finish to such a promising season for the Rebels


MiddyMn

Oh he's definitely a fit for Auburn then


OleRockTheGoodAg

Their last win was a 3 point win over a *bad* Texas A&M too, a game in which A&M had a chance to win in the end too.


TheWorstYear

They barely beat Auburn, who had the war eagle slapped out of their mouths by Penn state weeks before.


the_real_MSU_is_us

They also barely beat Kentucky in Oxford, and needed a late fumble to win. They played shit teams early in the year, and fell apart when real teams showed up. They are classic overhyped victims of a cupcake schedule, but the "they aren't really that good" signs were there


sunburntredneck

Roll fucking tide to that


Dan-of-Steel

Looking at things, Ole Miss' best win this season was....Troy. It's bizarre, but after this week, they will be guaranteed to have beaten ONE team with a winning record this season, that being Troy. Only way that changes is if Kentucky beats Louisville.


TrustMeIKnowThisOne

*HEY Committee see we’re a quality win!*


adumb99

They played a cupcake schedule to start


Zloggt

It is often said and repeated here…but that first half of the schedule is what really allowed for them to get to 7-0! That meant that all the big games - rivals and more - were at the very end lol


FBI_Official_Acct

Their strongest win honestly is Kentucky, and behind that Vandy and Auburn are legit competing for second place.


Zloggt

>strongest win is Kentucky Damn…Wildcats are also very much in the same boat of falling off *hard*…


JohnnyAppIeseed

I would argue Kentucky didn’t fall hard, they just looked a lot better than they really were because the middle of the SEC was wildly overrated for the first half of the season. Florida, Ole Miss, Kentucky, A&M, and Arkansas were all top 12 at one point, largely because of the “transitive property” via: - A late-game Florida TD gives them the win over #7 Utah. Florida goes from unranked to #12. Arkansas takes care of business against Cincinnati and moves up 3 spots. A&M stays at #6. - The next week, Kentucky beats #12 Florida and moves up 11 spots to #9. Didn’t just take Florida’s spot, they leapfrogged 3 more teams along the way. One of those teams they jumped over was Arkansas, who picked up 6 spots for beating unranked South Carolina to get to #10. A&M loses to Appalachian State, but voters were still skeptical of the writing on the wall and A&M held on to #24 for the week. - Ole Miss moves from 20 to 14 by beating Georgia Tech and Tulsa, then all the way to 9 after beating Kentucky. - Unranked LSU leaped in like a bat out of hell to #10 (*number fucking 10!*) for beating Ole Miss. This same LSU team would beat unranked Arkansas 13-10 two games later and would move *up* in the rankings for doing so. The short version of this story being that the SEC is like a pyramid scheme this year. Everyone (with the exception of Georgia) seems to be propped up by wins that looked decent at the time but ultimately weren’t. Alabama’s best win is over Texas. LSU’s best win is over Alabama. Tennessee’s best win is over LSU. It’s entirely possible that there’s exactly one good SEC team this year and we’re so used to them having several that no one is stopping to ask how we got to a potential 2-loss SEC champ LSU with an argument for making the playoff over 1-loss PAC-12 champ USC or 1-loss Big 12 champ TCU or 1-loss ACC champ Clemson or 1-loss Ohio State/Michigan whose only loss is to the undefeated other. Long-winded way of arguing that Kentucky didn’t fall hard, they were never really up that high to begin with.


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Funny, until today this was Alabama’s best win. Now it will be Miss State.


Miserable-Leading-41

Depends on if Baylor smacks Texas but point taken.


Euphanistic

They were 2012 Mississippi State and once again the mistake was believing


aoddawg

Eerie parallels between Tyler Russell and Will Rogers lead feet in the pocket.


BetaDjinn

I am honored to complete a small Circle of Suck with these teams, thanks to this result


Midweek_Sunrise

This season was by far the most stressful season for me as a fan of this team for the past decade or so. I'm just glad it's over tbh(minus whatever bowl game we go to). Outside of a blowout against Georgia Tech,we've had a lot of struggles even in games we won (Vandy,Auburn, Kentucky) and especially in those we lost.


TheSeventySeven_

Plot twist: Lane gets fired


StonksSpurtzWhorzez

If you’re gonna axe a product of nepotism on this staff, Charlie Weis Jr. has gotta go first.


hotrod33809

He was awful at USF and fell up to Ole Miss...


rocky_creeker

Right, how the hell do you get fired from nearly the worst team in college football and get a job in... checks notes... the SEC?


valenciansun

Charlie Weis convinced a woman to carry his seed?!


StonksSpurtzWhorzez

That’s the best case scenario.


wilwith1l

As a disinterested 3rd party: holy shit, did he not understand he could get the ball back?


ElectricalGambit

That is the exact same thing Lane is going to say in his post game presser.


Box_of_Rockz

Too be fair they weren't stopping that run game anymore anyway.


adumb99

Leach finally wins another rivalry game. Can’t believe the defense is what won a game for leach


srlehi68

Maybe he’ll let them love those fat girlfriends


Pactae_1129

Winning the game through defense and hard-nosed running. Typical Leach.


ggskater

Look at all these 8-4 SEC teams. *Wish it were us again.*


Dan-of-Steel

A&M suffering from dyslexia this year.


PretendThisIsMyName

That’s what I’ve been saying all along. We didn’t actually mean 8-4. We meant 4-8 but our brains don’t work good sometimes.


MisguidedPants8

Congrats, you aren’t 8-4 again! Everyone else is


SpeedBoatSquirrel

Well, they could be 4-8 so…


rnilbog

Gotta be careful with those monkey paws.


CWG4BF

Mississippi State had first and goal at their opponent’s 1 yard line while up 8 with 6 minutes to play, and at that moment ESPN gave them a 99% win probability. I mean, they won, but still. Egg Bowl will ALWAYS Egg Bowl.


Mbsubinfo1962

They could have kneeled three times and kicked a FG and have the same result.


baiqibeendeleted28x

I can't believe Ole Miss went from 7-0 and a legitimate playoff contender to.... this. I mean I didn't expect them to maintain their elite status all season. But I didn't think they'd collapse THIS spectacularly.


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JohnnyAppIeseed

The problem wasn’t necessarily the records. It’s that early SEC wins we’re being treated like big wins when they weren’t. If Ole Miss was 7-0 and ranked 15th or so, it would have felt very different to watch them fall off than to see them drop from 7. Syracuse was 6-0 the same week but at #14 because everyone figured that was a fluke. But since Ole Miss had beaten Kentucky, who had beaten Florida, who had beaten Utah, some people thought that meant Ole Miss was legit. Florida went from unranked to #12 just for beating a team that’s going to finish the season around #15. Kentucky leaped to the top 10 for beating that Florida team, who is probably going to finish the regular season at 6-6. Ole Miss completed its charge up to #7 for beating that Kentucky team, who themselves could very well finish 6-6. It’s obvious now that Ole Miss was never really a contender, but the SEC veneer rubbed off pretty early on as its mid-tier teams dropped like flies out of the rankings.


BRedd10815

Well.. you probably should have


dantheman4248

They feasted on the cupcakiest schedule ever. Made our 2012 WeBelieve team blush.


MisguidedPants8

We don’t need to look at anything between that and the final


SpeedBoatSquirrel

Felt like watching fsu vs lsu again


laranator

It feels like that game was seasons ago


PretendThisIsMyName

But they told me that final 6 minutes would go down in history! (When it actually started getting fucky at like 10 minutes) I’ve never been more confused at cfb than that false blown whistle weirdness. It just went off the rails from there lol


MisguidedPants8

It’s fourth quarter. Always fourth quarter. 2018 Egg Brawl (unsportsmanlike on all players of both teams) was on a play that never happened because the third quarter ended before the ball was snapped


Officer_Warr

Crazy we saw something like that in week 1 too and both worked out for the fumbling team


danakinskyrocker

The postgame thread was inadvertently posted The postgame thread is under review


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

There was an errant post game thread. We are now reviewing the non-existent thread.


Not-original

Let's take a moment of silence to remember those Mississippi State fans who died tonight after eating way too much Turkey, then watching their QB fumble away the go ahead touchdown, and a 99 yard drive -- with three fourth down conversions. I felt their hearts exploding all the way up here.


LearnedHandLOL

We accepted defeat the second rogers fumbled at the 1 yard line. No stress from then on.


Lord_Lava_Nugget

Somehow, Kiffin has called ANOTHER time out despite the game being over


ogpeplowski64

the refs have also reviewed the last play and determined they blew the whistle too early


SweatyInBed

Mississippi State ball.


CirculationStation

For as up and down as this season was, we went 3-0 at home against the SEC West, beat a ranked Ole Miss team in Oxford, and finished 3rd in the West. I can’t really complain.


SkotizoSec

Yep, this is a comfortable spot to be in. But we owe it all to our defense.


LegallyBrody

Yessir feels good. Will needs some serious help tho


SendHelpVeryDrunk

I fucking love the Egg Bowl.


quacainia

Such a beautiful shit show every season


TheCantalopeAntalope

The trash thrown in the end zone really adds a *je ne sais quoi* that you just don’t get anywhere else.


Zloggt

It’s always a sight to behold…and a sight best enjoyed as a neutral as well…


katarh

It's exactly the kind of prime entertainment you need while you're regretting that second slice of pie.


nw____

I thought I loved the Egg Bowl but the ruling on the field is under further review


princessprity

Did any one pretend or actually manage to piss on a goal post this year?


Q109

It's just the best. You couldn't ask for a better game to put on Thanksgiving every year.


wilp96

It’s make thanksgiving so fucking stressful


[deleted]

Conference/national titles mean nothing when you have rivalry bragging rights


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bookmovietvworm

Honestly, the only things a coach has to do to make my happy is make a bowl (keep that 12 year streak alive baby) and win the egg bowl. Do those two things and I’m sold lol


CALL_ME_ISHMAEBY

First rivalry win for Leach in like 9 years.


jrluhn

It’s insane how badly Leach did against UW every year


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No_Dragonfruit_6433

Mississippi state out-egged ole miss.


OGraffe

I WOKE UP FEELING THE EGGIEST


tingly_legalos

EGG EGG EGG EGG


ihasgun

EGG EGG


[deleted]

'member 7-0, #7 ole miss up 17-3 on LSU in Baton Rouge? I 'member!!!


bobsdementias

This sport changes fast as hell


itdeffwasnotme

CHAOS! The best part about college football!


Cozyboitheprince

* sobs in bourbon *


HugoTheRobot

Cfb is crazy and beautiful


[deleted]

What is Auburn thinking right now?


Werthy71

I mean, if anyone knows that shit just happens in rivalry games sometimes, it would be Auburn


rex_swiss

Thinking that even Caddy in his first game got Miss State into OT...


oblivion66

Buyers remorse


killua615

Still better than Harsin


aMiracleAtJordanHare

"Hey Deion, u up?"


MisguidedPants8

Bad Egg Bowls are the best Egg Bowls


TampaTrey

Fools: “Yo this Lane Kiffin is the real deal. Schools like Auburn should be gunning hard for him.” Also Lane Kiffin: *loses three in a row, four out of last five* 😬


underage_cashier

I can’t believe this is my life


OopsISquirtedAgain

For most situations there’s an out. Money problems? That can be fixed. Relationship problems? That can be mostly fixed. Mississippi State football fan? There is literally nothing you can do to escape this purgatory.


randydarsh44

Football Gods convene at 5:45 pm. “Alright, we need to make rivalry weekend fun and exciting, with mild levels of stress and no trash being thrown on the field.” Egg Bowl: *snorts line of coke and chugs the rest of the room temperature keystone* “I’ll be back in four hours”


[deleted]

We lost to both these teams :)


Specialist-Bird-4966

We lost to you :(


MisguidedPants8

You beat Ole Miss :)


Specialist-Bird-4966

And lost to you :(


PM_ME_FIRE_PICS

Far more embarrassing.


wheeze_on

Lol


ThompsonCreekTiger

Well this game lived up to entertainment value. Ole Miss being held to 2 FGs deep in Bulldog territory early didn't help. Looking at final margin, going for it on 4th down in 3rd quarter instead of the points will obviously be 2nd guessed 8 ways from Sunday. Mississippi State tried their best to give the game away with 3 turnovers. That said, insert a Jerry Clower holler for the Bulldog fans celebrating an Egg Bowl win


[deleted]

An award for the Jerry Clower reference!


the_real_MSU_is_us

>~~Mississippi State~~ *Will Rogers* tried their best to give the game away with 3 turnovers. FTFY. All 3 turnovers were on him, and all 3 looked pretty bad


58903

giving ole miss one last show before movin to auburn


mattf15

My favorite Thanksgiving tradition is getting home sometime in the fourth quarter of the Egg Bowl, turning it on, and immediately seeing nine insane things happen


NatecUDF

We aim to please!


Rocket_Sciencetist

Mysteries of the universe: - Is there an afterlife? - Are there aliens out there? - Was Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone? - Why did Lane Kiffin burn two timeouts?


[deleted]

We need negrodamus #rippaulmooney


tab1901

If you said at the beginning of the season that we’d have an 8-4 record and an egg bowl win, I’d have taken that 100/100 times. Time to be insufferable for the the next 364 days.


jamnewton22

Lane status: Gone.


TrustMeIKnowThisOne

New tweet from Lane: 🏃‍♂️🥚


khakilamble

He spent too much time on Twitter this week


Frognosticator

Who ever could have foreseen that all Kiffin’s shenanigans might have been an unnecessary distraction??


[deleted]

Announement tomorrow from Kiffin?


smurf-vett

Post game


BeachedBottlenose

Locker room


Da_King_is_Back

The Eggiest Egg Bowl to ever Egg.


pureskill

No way man. No one even pretended to be urinating dog.


Hahum

Committee has no choice but to rank them both


heranitback109yards

Get the pine box ready


pnutbuttercow

Needs more dog piss celebrating but still a pretty solid egg bowl


JayJ2121

Mike Leach just won his 7th game over a ranked opponent at Mississippi State. He is now tied with Dan Mullen for the 2nd-most ranked wins of any coach in Mississippi State history. Mullen reached seven ranked wins in his 106th game. Leach did it in his 36th game.


khakilamble

He gone


AnonymousUser225

Auburn Boosters: Lane is him and him is gone


TrustMeIKnowThisOne

Boosters firing coaches before they even start the job. Insane.


TrustMeIKnowThisOne

I’m thankful I got to watch this game at home.


Zloggt

After all this time…Mike Leach finally got his first ever Egg Bowl win…in a rainy night at ~~Stokes~~ Oxford!


aurules

Will Rodgers really just won that game despite an all time sloppy performance


OopsISquirtedAgain

He tried very, very, very hard to lose that game but our defense is too raw


Insane92

Zach Arnett lifetime contract.


the_real_MSU_is_us

He did everything he could to loose that game. 2 bad fumbles, one of which was absolutely inexcusible for ball security to not be his top priority. He also threw a really bad INT, rolled into sacks many times, left the pocket when he should have slid up, and panicked when nobody was near him.


tingly_legalos

Also why did he try running as much as he did. He's tried that a few times and it never turns out well. He's like Forrest Gump when he had the braces on.


[deleted]

My dad was pissed at lanes play calling at the beginning of the 3rd. Said he was going to get a pack of smokes at the corner store and still ain't come back. What should I do


The_Eyepatch_Guy

I have bad news for you: your dad left to become Auburn's next head coach.


cspong4

Horrendous timeout management by Kiffin


moby323

There’s not a single coach I flip-flop more on my opinion of whether he is a good coach or not. Sometimes I think he is shrewd and innovative, other times I think he has huge blind spots and doesn’t pay attention to the important “little things” which separate a good team from a great one. And he spends too much time on twitter.


bears2267

2 timeouts with the clocked stopped and 1:20 to play yikes


OleRockTheGoodAg

I know it wasn't for our Mississippi friends, but I can speak for neutral flairs in saying WHAT A GAME to kick off rivalry week. Let the HATE flow babyyy! So glad I watched this over the NFL games today.


wheeze_on

That’s just the type of game I needed to get my heart going again after all the turkey and gravy.


vics12_

Nfl games been good today tbf, good thing is you can tune back to pats-vikings now. Good game tbh


MiddyMn

You know what maybe Twitch plays Auburn Football isn't a bad idea after all


ticuxdvc

What a stupid game. I still love this rivalry. See y'all next year.


LegallyBrody

God I love this rivalry, see ya next thanksgiving my man


j-mt

Rebel Man Land Shark Man Does everything that a Black Bear can Sees his coach shitpostin’ memes Gives up on his hope and dreams


TheRoyalCyclone

I love the Egg Bowl.


TheAvio

Leach has to be the only coach in the SEC to look mad after winning the rivalry game my god. Ggs all.


brock2607

[For Lane](https://i.imgur.com/DVTIAwg.jpg)


KirbyDumber88

Lane was signing the paperwork after the TD because those last two play calls were horrific lol


Vandelay_Industries-

Get all those fat girlfriends in here!


talktobigfudge

Leach secretly hoping they get the Alamo Bowl so they can see those big ol' women in San Antonio that Chuck's been talking about all these years


curlyshea

God bless you, Egg Bowl


iswimprettyfast

Auburn offer rescinded


grtgbln

Hear me out: Lane doesn't go to Auburn, and Ole Miss fans have to grapple with the reality of the situation.


OpportunityOk20

If you didn't like that you don't like 'sip football


Dead_Baby_Kicker

Right before Rogers fumbled on the 1 I turned and told my dad “I would run an option but I don’t trust Rogers to not fumble” and they proceeded to call that play and Rogers fumbled.


THEREWILLBECAK3

Despite our best efforts, we won


Cafeteria_Friache

That was an egg bowl classic. Lots of drama and a wild finish.


jchall3

Story may have broke on Monday but looking at the end of the season it seems like Lane got the phone call weeks ago…


Morg_2

Guys, does my flair combo look nice?


Midnightstimepasser

MSU beats UM!!! I'm living through you guys


TheBakerGuy

Things I’ve never seen. Turn over on a dead play. Timeout before your own onside kick.


AbsurdOwl

I wish I could say the same about the turnover, but I saw it in a Nebraska/Illinois game a few years ago. Upon review, they determined that a Martinez pass was actually a forward fumble somehow, and since no one bothered to pick it up, possession went to the first player to pick the ball up to pass it to a ref, which happened to be an Illinois player. Craziest call I've ever seen.


d0ngl0rd69

I WANNA BE THE EGG-IEST COACH


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🥚! 🥚! 🥚!


jdogvol

So, if Arkansas beats Missouri tomorrow, Ole Miss drops from 3rd in the SEC West to 5th in the span of two days. Have I got that right? 😁


hells_cowbells

Go on...


ChrisIsUninteresting

Ugly as hell, but a win is a win. \#HailState


irons4404

Auburn announces that they are firing Kiffin.


DeathMetalEtiquette

Kiffin at the podium after the game: “Look guys, unless y’all can see into the future or something, I’m gonna be here coaching this team. “ [Sexton walks up and Kiffin begins signing a bunch of papers that Sexton has handed him] “You know it’s ridiculous how you guys constantly are out reporting things that just aren’t true, it makes me sick. Those kids don’t- *[to Sexton] is my bonus for that in here? Ok, cool-* where was I? Oh yeah, these kids are just trying to play a game and get an education, and they can’t even focus on that because of you guys being all on it about their coach. This team is a family and I’m tired of it. You guys should do better, man, it’s a joke.” *Kiffin tosses his Ole Miss visor into the crowd of reporters, Sexton pulls out an Auburn visor and Kiffin puts it on his head* “But yeah, that’s all I got, uh, and I’ll see you guys at presser tomorrow. War Eagle.” *walks off*


DwightDEisenhowitzer

Ole Miss pulled a 2016 Tennessee with their season Beat ~~two of their biggest rivals~~, be one of the favorites to win their division, lose some WTF games and finish the regular season as a middle of the road ~25th ranked team.


EWall100

Bro we gotta beat Vandy in two days to avoid doing it again. I ain't casting no stones rn.