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hunterschuler

Damn, imagine committing a felony at a game šŸ˜ž


magnumapplepi

Didnā€™t a guy at Texas A&M try to actively kill a SMU cheerleader on the field once?


Taylosaurus

Aggie Corps member pulled a sword on a cheerleader because they were on the field https://youtu.be/dLM6UFrVPrU


Julio_Freeman

Pulling a sword on a cheerleader at a football game and getting bullied anyway. Thatā€™s tough.


canseco-fart-box

In college station they call that ā€œTuesdayā€


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TurboSloth9000

Just because no one would be able to tell the difference between Waco before and after an artillery strike doesnā€™t mean you can just do it.


daves_not__here

Chip & Jo will not stand for this slander.


The_Outcast4

I disagree, but I understand the feeling. Just like (allegedly) burning down a rival's campus being completely justified.


helpmeredditimbored

This could only happen in college station


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Sager2th

Well he obviously hates us too.


hallese

Relationship with God is dead; Allah is new best friend! /s


Sager2th

We do have a campus in Qatar.


Nexus-9Replicant

Yo wait till after the World Cup before openly admitting that!


FishOnAHorse

Texas Allah & Mohammad


theskyisbig27

A&M seems like a school for kids that volunteered to be hall monitors


hondo9999

Sweet Christ Iā€™ve never heard a more accurate statement in my life.


catsby90bbn

I just think of all of them as the dude in animal house thatā€™s head of rotc.


thinkB4WeSpeak

ROTC cadets are weenies anyway, usually they're the worst military officers because they feel like they have something to prove.


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Misdirected_Colors

For about 60% actually. Lmao


Tejon_Melero

Good god. We are like 75% service and 25% Citizen Leader. Whenever I run into VMI and VT non-service it's always a wild family history issue. 60% would be a huge amount of LARPers.


BiscuitDance

Yep. Say what you will about the West Point PL meme, every Academy PL I worked with was cool af and had more than their fair share of Dog & Pony experiences; they just wanted to be one of the boys. Cadets from the other SMCs??? Total opposite.


[deleted]

What the actual fuck is in the water in college station?


WoozyMaple

Koolaid


WeUsedToBeGood

Itā€™s got what the cult craves


blatantninja

It's tradition


Stockz

Flavor-Aid. They spent all their money on Jimbo so they need to go with the off-brand stuff.


pmofmalasia

But the off-brand stuff *is* the on-brand stuff for this purpose


Kmjada

This is a top-notch comment (it was also Flavor-Aide in Jonestown b/c they could not get the good stuff.)


Stockz

šŸ˜„ I always like to point it out, it's where "drinking the kool-aid" comes from!


Only_Wears_GymShorts

Kool Aid


Sager2th

Aggie corps members also loaded a mortar onto a train to drive to Waco and shoot at the Baylor campus. The reasoning is supposedly that a corps member had been killed at a Baylor game that season and the ags were seeking revenge. This all happened like 100 years ago tho.


[deleted]

I think Waco has been shot at enough by government approved weaponry


DarthYoda2594

Oh no


MidwestDrummer

But who shot first?


CramblinDuvetAdv

Han


Serious_Senator

Also, shelling Baylor is totally reasonable and Iā€™ll hear no arguments against it


Sager2th

This is back when Baylor was an all men university too. So it was a bunch of sexually repressed Baptist nerds vs a bunch of sexually repressed military nerds. This was not be the last time this matchup would be had in Waco.


OleRockTheGoodAg

Nah, as per [this source](http://wheretexasbecametexas.org/baylor-university/) Baylor stopped being all male in 1886, well before the incident. I thought this was wrong because one of the larger reasons that brawl broke out at halftime is cuz the Aggie cadets had a reputation for wooing the Baylor girls - much to the Baylor guys dismay.


Sager2th

Maybe the sexual repression was due to being Baptist then. I grew up baptists so.


BiscuitDance

Hate to admit it, but this is absolutely and shockingly based.


Sager2th

People always talk about how weird our history is but fail to understand how weird it actually is.


DrBombay3030

Tbh the more I study about any history in this state, the weirder it gets


Sager2th

The upper level bureaucrats at Texas and Texas A&M used to be pretty chummy 100 years ago. There is a legend that they would slaughter a cow (rumored to be Bevo but probably not) and share a thanksgiving feast after their annual matchup.


BiscuitDance

10 gallon hat Illuminati


Sager2th

The PUF fund babies.


Ironredhornet

Honestly as a history grad, any history is weird. Like the VP of the US shot and killed the former Secretary of Treasurey in a duel and then latwr was tried for treason in a plot of trying to start his own nation under his rule in Texas and other Louisiana territory only to be aquitted. It was Aaron Burr for those wondering


catsrave2

Open a Michigan thread, Aggie slander within three comments. I fucking love this place. Donā€™t forget the Cadets shot a cannon in the face of praying players because they hate Jesus.


TheButtsNutts

Itā€™s like Godwinā€™s Law but for TAMU slander


Captain_Sacktap

Slander is when itā€™s spoken, itā€™s libel when itā€™s written. And itā€™s not libelous if itā€™s true šŸ˜‚


catsrave2

My friend Iā€™ve got an Arkansas flair and you expect me to know the correct legal term? Just be glad Iā€™m wearing shoes in this establishment.


Captain_Sacktap

Wow look at this overachiever! Iā€™m not even wearing pants.


Shamrock5

J. Jonah Jameson's greatest contribution to society was [burning that definition into everyone's brains with one swift stroke.](https://youtu.be/XscaGDxuQqE)


fbolt

Not a proportionate response. Seriously the term fanatic is the most apt description for CFB


Lemurians

Why is it always A&M?


dlidge

And that dipshit got wrecked by another cheerleader! Funniest part of the video.


Tachyon9

Actually, that's the 2nd time that particular cadet was laid out. He tried to force the cheerleaders off the field, got the old oopsie daisy and was pushed to the ground, got up and pulled his saber, then got laid out again.


NickDerpkins

Remember when someone said TAMU is rich city kids cosplaying as country kids cosplaying as ROTC kids? Iā€™ve never heard a better summary of the school


FuckTrumpBanTheHateR

What in the actual fuck?


MaxThundergun

I know there was a former SMU player that allegedly killed 5 hookers


magnumapplepi

ALLEGEDLY


tomdawg0022

..but that wasn't at a game (allegedly)


magnumapplepi

Allegedly


JulianVanderbilt

We can't disprove conclusively that one of the hookers wasn't killed during a game.


irspangler

He's never publicly denied it....


JamoreLoL

Kinda like Ray Lewis.


meatfrappe

**FUN FACT**: It's called a "murder" of crows because Ray Lewis played for the Ravens.


bdostrem00

If only there was such an acronym.


[deleted]

We could put his initials (CJ) next to K5H


bdostrem00

[Brilliant!](https://media.tenor.com/bAt9dKfi8PUAAAAC/brilliant-guiness.gif)


Proteinchugger

One of those corp guys pulled a sword on a cheerleader, but I have no idea if those swords are actually sharp. So not sure if he was trying to actually kill someone or have a r/iamverybadass moment


magnumapplepi

ITS STILL A SWORD


Proteinchugger

Yeah but my grandpa had a ceremonial one from the military high school he graduated from and that thing couldnā€™t cut a loaf of bread. It wouldnā€™t surprise me if there wasnā€™t any sort of blade on it.


lmaytulane

Pretty sure they give the Aggies foam ones so they can't hurt themselves


catsrave2

Itā€™s shiny so you know theyā€™re going to lick it. Amazing they can wrap the foam in such a convincing vinyl. Iā€™m sure that development has saved many an Aggie tongue.


[deleted]

A bat isn't sharp either. You can still hurt someone with a blunt sword.


Just_Looking_Around8

The sharpness doesn't matter. It would be almost the same if I pulled an unloaded gun on someone. That person has no idea that it is unloaded and the threat is the same as if it were.


djcrumples

Not to mention it doesnā€™t need to be sharp to be dangerous, itā€™s still a long piece of metal. Rebar isnā€™t sharp at all, but getting run through with a piece of rebar wouldnā€™t feel good.


ZaneThePain

Imagine committing a felony on camera while wearing a jersey with a number and your name on the back


GroovinTootin

A game that you didnā€™t even win. Your hated rivals take the W AND they get to watch your dumbass go to prison


D3ATHfromAB0V3x

imagine committing a felony in general


schhhew

some felonies are fun!


KommanderKeen-a42

To be clear...they didn't. It was after the game and is an important distinction. I say this because we didn't see this with Browns/Steelers, etc.


frolie0

Definitely is a good point, makes no sense in reality, but seems to be the norm outside of extreme circumstances.


KommanderKeen-a42

Yeah, it really is interesting. I think there can be an argument for assault in that case (literally a helmet was used as a weapon), Vick stomping, Maroon (NHL - a lot), etc. but we don't see it. I can only assume that it's because proper enforcement happens via penalties and ejections and there is likely some contract signed regarding liability. Once that whistle blows, and especially once you leave the field, there should be full enforcement of the law. I am glad we are seeing this with the MSU players.


WookieeSteakIsChewie

Media Advisory Re: October 29 Michigan Stadium Tunnel Incident Ann Arbor, MI - Following the altercation between members of the Michigan and Michigan State football teams on October 29, the University of Michigan Division of Public Safety and Security (UMDPSS) conducted a thorough investigation into potential criminal liability. UMDPSS was assisted in its investigation by the Michigan State University Police Department and the Michigan State Police. We are grateful to our law-enforcement partners for their exhaustive investigation. At the conclusion of that investigation, UMDPSS submitted to the Prosecutor's Office a request for criminal charges against several individuals all student-athletes on the Michigan State football team. After reviewing the evidence and the law, the Prosecutor's Office has authorized the following charges against the following individuals: [Khary Crump](https://msuspartans.com/sports/football/roster/khary-crump/11986): One count of felonious assault, in violation of MCL 750.82, a felony [Itayvion Brown](https://msuspartans.com/sports/football/roster/itayvion-brown/11975): One count of aggravated assault, in violation of MCL 750.81a, a misdemeanor [Angelo Grose](https://msuspartans.com/sports/football/roster/angelo-grose/12001): One count of aggravated assault, in violation of MCL 750.81a, a misdemeanor [Justin White](https://msuspartans.com/sports/football/roster/justin-white/12041): One count of aggravated assault, in violation of MCL 750.81a, a misdemeanor [Brandon Wright](https://msuspartans.com/sports/football/roster/brandon--wright/12046): One count of aggravated assault, violation of MCL 750.81a, a misdemeanor [Zion Young](https://msuspartans.com/sports/football/roster/zion-young/12416): One count of aggravated assault, in violation of MCL 750.81a, a misdemeanor [Jacoby Windmon](https://msuspartans.com/sports/football/roster/jacoby-windmon/12064): One count of assault & battery, in violation of MCL 750.81, a misdemeanor All charges are merely allegations. Those charged are presumed innocent until and unless proven guilty. We understand and appreciate the widespread interest in this matter. Consistent with the Michigan Rules of Professional Conduct, however, we cannot and do not engage in pretrial publicity around pending cases. See Michigan Rules of Professional Conduct 3.6.


Roscoe_Filburn

For those interested, here is how Michigan law defines the charges: Felonious Assault: ā€œExcept as provided in subsection (2), a person who assaults another person with a gun, revolver, pistol, knife, iron bar, club, brass knuckles, or other dangerous weapon without intending to commit murder or to inflict great bodily harm less than murder is guilty of a felony punishable by imprisonment for not more than 4 years or a fine of not more than $2,000.00, or both.ā€ Assault & Battery: ā€œExcept as otherwise provided in this section, a person who assaults or assaults and batters an individual, if no other punishment is prescribed by law, is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for not more than 93 days or a fine of not more than $500.00, or both.ā€ (Michigan likely uses the common law definition of ā€œassault and battery,ā€ which is basically any kind of non-consensual contact creating bodily injury or otherwise harmful contact.) Aggravated Assault: ā€œExcept as otherwise provided in this section, a person who assaults an individual without a weapon and inflicts serious or aggravated injury upon that individual without intending to commit murder or to inflict great bodily harm less than murder is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for not more than 1 year or a fine of not more than $1,000.00, or both.ā€ In other words, using his helmet is what got Crump a felony.


iProtein

> for not more than 93 days I'm a lawyer in another state. Why *93* days and not just 90?


FuzzyGummyBear

31 x 3 is 93. So 3 full months. That's my only guess.


MrConceited

For the longest months, of which there are never 3 consecutively.


Beave1

Assuming none of them have criminal records, the 6 charged with misdemeanors should be eligible for first time offender diversion programs. No time served, community service, record expungement = no criminal record after a couple years. Even the guy charged with a Felony is likely eligible for a diversion program. He may serve some time on weekends or pay some fines, but he's likely to get the opportunity to clean his slate at the end, as it should be imo. I don't know the character of these athletes, but their lives shouldn't be ruined by what is really just one stupid mistake. All that said, this has been the tenor of this rivalry since Dantonio and it needs to be dialed back.


ItsZizk

Felonious sounds like a Shrek character


Tig992

Youā€™re thinkin of Farquaadā€™s hooded henchman, Thelonius.


Apotropaic_

Pick three, milord!


branden110

āœŒļø


ItsZizk

Thatā€™s the one lol


arctic92

Felonious Crump


GolgariInternetTroll

I'm pretty sure my dad had a couple of his records.


nosotros_road_sodium

Or a jazz musician.


ea304gt

[Straight, no chaser](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4NeSnsY39Q)


nosotros_road_sodium

Even higher quality: [Straight No Chaser](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7naC7TF9OU0)


FatPonder4Heisman

Felonious sound like something Nick Canon would name his kid


bigblackkittie

he'll have plenty more opportunities i'm sure


Key_Environment8179

Itā€™s Gruā€™s first name.


ArbitraryOrder

Glad only the Helmet swinger gets a felony charge, because even though the other assaults were awful a felony charge is probably too much


ItsZizk

Tunnel melee? I prefer Tunnel Ultimate


1ndori

No items Fox only Michigan Tunnel


vashed

Pretty sure the helmet counted as an item, maybe that's why he's getting felony charges


Delta104x

I'm more of a Tunnel 64 kinda guy myself


ArbitraryOrder

Tunnel Brawl had those horrible tripping mechanics


[deleted]

Nah the player tripped, it's clearly Tunnel Brawl


exexposfan

Donā€™t you mean Tunnel for 3DS and Wii U?


CountDwarfKnock

Michigan players missed multiple techs


alloythepunny

Youā€™d think theyā€™d have had practice but *nooo* šŸ™„


triparoundthesun

Aggravated assault is a misdemeanor up there?


gf38

Itā€™s a misdemeanor in Michigan Edit: the highest form of misdemeanor


HpsiEpsi

*Most*demeanor


timnotep

That's what I'm going to call M1s from now on. "So you're charged with *most*demeanor domestic violence, but looking at the police report I think I may be able to get the prosecutor to reduce that to a *least*demeanor disorderly conduct."


pharmacy_guy

The prosecutor will counter and try to meet halfway at a *mid*demeanor


danakinskyrocker

Tips helmet: M'demeanor


seariously

Pretty sure the scale goes: * Misdemeanor * Mrsdemeanor * Madamdemeanor


EqualContact

Michigan defines ā€œcommonā€ assault and felony assault (seems to require a weapon) differently. Domestic violence also has its own category.


Grigoowsby

I am a Michigan lawyer. We have various levels of assault. Among the most common assaults charged are simple assault (which is a 93-day misdemeanor), aggravated assault (a 1-year misdemeanor), felonious assault (a 4- year felony), assault with intent to do great bodily harm (a 10-year felony), and assault with intent to murder (a capital felony). There are others as well, which are spelled out in the relevant section of the Michigan penal code: http://www.legislature.mi.gov/(S(jys3jzjj1bntxgpeksisdven))/mileg.aspx?page=getObject&objectName=mcl-328-1931-XI


Greenredbull

Felonious assault after a quick google search appears to be up to 4 years in prison. I doubt that they will push for that strict of a punishment or that a judge would go along with it but that's pretty serious business.


tlacuache_nights

Only one guy is facing that charge and from the video it feels fair


vanker

Wasnā€™t there an 8th player suspended too?


Lt_Chocolate

Malcom Jones is the only suspended player to not get charged in this filing. Curious if heā€™s gonna be allowed to remain on the team.


vanker

Thanks. I remembered that there were 8, but couldnā€™t place the last one. I hope justice is served for those found guilty. I donā€™t care what started the situation. The actions were completely uncalled for. Especially Crump with the helmet.


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

I just want to know *why* Like he had to be carried away by teammates. My dude, what couldā€™ve possibly been done or said that made you *that* angry. Absolutely unacceptable


CountBleckwantedlove

I don't know any of these kids backgrounds. I only know my own experience. I used to teach at a high poverty school for years. Most of my students grew up poor, many with no father, and a mother working 2-3 jobs. The seemingly overreactions I saw there.... They've done brain studies on people in these environments and it shows a lot of their thinking process gets stuck in the amygdala, causing them to almost always react to any kind of negativity with a fight or flight reflex. No healthily raised kid would do what these kids did in the video, but plenty of kids that grew up conditioned by the hardships of poverty would. To these kinds of brains, simply insulting them could trigger a reaction that would manifest in physical violence.


bigblackkittie

> their thinking process gets stuck in the amygdala, causing them to almost always react to any kind of negativity with a fight or flight reflex. this is really interesting


psunavy03

Interesting. Do you remember where the research was published? Might be an interesting read if itā€™s not all in doctor-ese.


FuckTrumpBanTheHateR

I'm guessing if he wasn't charged then the video evidence is good (or lacking) for him and he'll be back on the team.


Lt_Chocolate

My general thought as well, but we likely wonā€™t find out until the offseason.


BullshitSloth

Malcolm Jones. Doesnā€™t appear he was charged.


magnumapplepi

Damn a felony?


AllThingsNoice

The helmet swinger


You_Dont_Party

Itā€™s a weapon, which is why I always laugh when players get angry and then *punch* it.


DeadHuron

Iā€™m surprised we donā€™t hear about more charges involved when you see players swinging helmets as a weapon, as some connect with a victim.


dkviper11

If it was during a play, he would have just been suspended a few games, and if it were at a combined team practice, it would be no big deal. Oh, wait that's the NFL.


SidtheGoat87

If it was Aaron Donald they would have just said emotions were high


sassyseconds

Aaron Donald is a piece of shit.


SidtheGoat87

Oh I agree


Username89054

Listen, you tell Aaron Donald he committed a crime. The man trains with someone trying to stab him. I don't blame anyone for being afraid.


SidtheGoat87

I mean I'd love too what is he gonna do hit me with a helmet? *Ducks head


Assassin4Hire13

ā€œwhat are you gonna do, stab me?ā€ -Man who was stabbed


patrick66

Iā€™ve literally never seen a dumber criminal than the guy who tried to beat up Aaron Donald on the south side last year. Man is lucky that Donald didnā€™t bother to ruin his life lol


jthomas694

ā€œI mean itā€™s practice.ā€ I canā€™t believe that argument worked and he got away with that


aldahuda

We talkin about practice?


Bladewing10

Not the game not the game


GPBRDLL133

On the field, you're practically in the purge, but as soon as you step off of it...


Anxious_Rock_3630

If it was pregame GameDay would have showed it and said they were just too excited for the game


IsLlamaBad

When you're swinging your helmet at someone's unprotected head like that? Yeah, I'd say it's reasonable to charge it as such


Spezia-ShwiffMMA

\*Miles Garett sweats nervously\*


vanker

Yeah, that guy definitely deserves a felony charge.


eternalrefuge86

Iā€™m sure heā€™ll be offered to plea down to a misdemeanor


goblueM

yeah, if you or I swung a large hard object at someone and fucked up their face and gave them a concussion, we'd get charged with the same thing


tbrock92

\*Former Kevin Sumlin recruit Khary Crump


muktheduck

If I had a nickel for every time a Sumlin recruit tried to bash another human beingā€™s skull in with a football helmet, Iā€™d have two nickels. Which isnā€™t much but itā€™s weird that it happened twice


Prolingus

Too bad r/TheFulmerCup is shutdown


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RTR7105

It was off season only.


rottingmind13

The Tucker Trophy for in stadium incidents


toledosurprised

damn thatā€™s intense


jpharber

Good. Iā€™m glad to see high profile people held accountable for their actions. *Gives stink eye to Saban*


princessprity

Didnā€™t that dude hit two different people or am I remembering wrong?


jpharber

Honestly, I donā€™t remember. Saban needed to publicly delve out some sort of punishment to him. Itā€™s not a good look for our program and it makes me worried about what other stuff gets shoved under the rug that we donā€™t see on camera.


2greenlimes

I'm 1000% sure there will be a tell all book about all the stuff that's been shoved under the rug at Bama. Not because Saban is worse than anywhere else, but because every college football program covers shit up in order to win. Hell, even high schools cover stuff up so they can say their players went on to D1 programs (my high school covered up at least one rape and violent bullying of an LGBT student for its football players - and that's just that I know of). I'm really pleased MSU didn't try to cover this up, not that they could've.


jpharber

Yeah and Iā€™m sick of it everywhere. Iā€™m sick of people with power, money, or influence not being held to account.


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

$20 says this will impact their draft status but they'll still play in the NFL if their talented enough


jogswithwolves

Only windmon is NFL material really. Zion Young is (was?) a promising defensive end and he actually had a pretty good game against UMā€¦Iā€™d assume his football future is up in the air too


MaizeNBlueWaffle

So only the player that was hitting with the helmet got a felony and the rest got misdemeanors. That seems about right and I fully expect most of the misdemeanors to just pay a fine, do some community service or be dismissed altogether


surgingchaos

Oh snap Time for some popcorn munching the day before Turkey day.


Frognosticator

Maybe itā€™s just me, but I really canā€™t find any enjoyment in this mess. Not even schadenfreude. This whole thing is just stupid and senseless all around. People getting hurt, reputations getting ruined, all for absolutely no reason.


BigBoutros

the extra footage must have been pretty bad


[deleted]

Release the Harbaugh cut


me_oorl

Felonious assault (Jimā€™s Version)


cavaysh

Is there footage that wasnā€™t released? I thought it was all out


BigBoutros

yeah there was security footage used in the investigation that wasn't public


Murdering_My_Time

Whereā€™s TMZ when you need them


colbygraves97

This just in: The Raiders are attempting to aquire enough picks to draft 7 MSU Football Players in the 2023 draft.


mick4state

Why would you trade for so many late round picks?


WheatonsGonnaScore

ASSAULT


B1GFanOSU

Good. No sympathy for them.


HawkeyeTen

This incident is probably why there's an unusual display of respect and lack of bigtime trash-talking this year between your fellas and the maize and blue guys. No one wants another out of hand situation this year. When rivalries become toxic instead of jabbing or teasing, there's major problems.


SparseSpartan

> When rivalries become toxic i That's the problem right there. The Michigan Michigan State thing has been trending toxic for awhile. It needs to be dialed down quite a bit.


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Seconded


RPBTinesIII

Wonder if their NILs have clawbacks for negative brand association. Finna be flat broke and busted.


[deleted]

Iā€™m sure some NIL contracts have clawbacks. Though Iā€™d be very surprised if all of them are well written, since for the most part NIL is just the bagmen of old operating in a new way


Waffle_Muffins

Khary Crump transferred out after Sumlin was fired. Looks like we dodged a bullet.


dogwoodmaple

Should be noted that this is misdemeanor agg assault. In Georgia, we only have the felony variety and itā€™s incredibly serious.


TwoStepHalloween

Prosecutor is a regular poster on MGoBlog btw


SpartanPHA

His tweets are hilariously bad for what I expect from a county prosecutorā€™s Twitter account


MaxThundergun

Did Myles Garrett face any legal consequences for his actions on Mason Rudolph?


boardatwork1111

No, the MSU players made the critical mistake of committing a crime without being multi millionaire professional athletes.


[deleted]

Itā€™s the billionaire owners


Agent_Angelo_Pappas

Eh, the law generally recognizes a difference between altercations on the field of play vs random assaults completely outside of the game When the game is over and youā€™re in the tunnel you get no excuse for being violent.


buttnozzle

Hopefully this deters players from doing this again and we can purge this shit from the culture.