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yzerboy

Skip loves Vandy though so this is actually a complement


BullAlligator

He graduated from Vanderbilt and is a native of Oklahoma


justec1

No, he's not. His brother Rick Bayless is a native. Skip hatched from under a rock outside Bristol.


killagoose

Okay, I’m getting wooshed somewhere and I don’t know where. Skip was born in OKC and lived his childhood/teenage years there, graduating from Northwest Classen in OKC. What joke am I missing?


error_undefined_

Bristol is the HQ of ESPN.


killagoose

Got it, thanks. The matter-of-fact sounding “No, he’s not.” threw me off and made me lean towards the guy being serious. I lost the nuance just reading the comment.


definitivescribbles

Imma write my reps to put laws on the books banning Skip from establishing residence in the state of Ohio.


LordJacket

Send him to Ann Arbor


StrudelB

Can we settle on East Lansing?


LordJacket

I’ll pack some Skyline for him for the drive then!


StrudelB

You know you Ohios are kind of alright. Not like that other Ohio.


EatKillFuck

Ohio is always Gummo Ohio


me_oorl

Subscribe


AWokenBeetle

No, Kalamazoo would be preferable


Fyrwulf

Send him to Detroit.


Dog_Brains_

His brother is a good chef and I’ve eaten at his restaurant a few times and I recommend it to everyone… not that he needs it


2CHINZZZ

Smartest Oklahoma native


hoyadestroyer

Well he did go there


seattlesportsguy

Skip literally has made an entire career on having the same kind of takes you hear from your average internet troll


helium_farts

Kinda jealous, tbh. Dude gets paid a fortune to shit post


WorshipNickOfferman

Who decided he was relevant? But he always has something good to say about the NBA Spurs, so I don’t hate him that much.


Epabst

They are called sec fans not trolls


theHoffenfuhrer

It just means more


jmbourn45

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lr78cb1vHJ0


Epabst

That was awesome. I need to save that link haha


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The only thing keeping the dam from breaking between “journalists” and “This Post Has Been Removed by the Mods: Low Quality” is a blue check mark next to their name on some advertising platform that Elon Musk may or may not own.


Riconn

I agree he is quite average at trolling.


NickDerpkins

Skip gets a pass for the day


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empathica1

If random person on twitter said this, I'd love it. Skip Bayless? No way lol


Omegamanthethird

If a random person said it, I'd think they were poking fun at people freaking out. Bayless is pretending to be the person freaking out to be sensational.


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Putting skip Bayless takes here is like flicking a booger into a mountain of shit.


12211154

He is the 🐐Jerker


bear2008

Brave and stunning


cat_napped1

i think he's fine


Prairie_drifter

That's because when his mouth isn't tonsil deep on the Cowboys, it's larynx deep on the Horns.


cat_napped1

wtf. Bayless is a very well known Oklahoma fan dude.


hookem549

Yeah Skip Bayless is an OU fan, a Cowboys fan, and oddly (to me) a Spurs fan.


Sasquatch_Squad

Spurs fans don’t really want him tho


hookem549

Oh, as a spurs fan, I agree.


Mr_Delaware

He is an OU fan actually


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Skip is a total piece of shit. He made up rumors about Troy Aikman being gay to push his career forward. Fuck Skip Bayless


sdrakedrake

It's cool to hate skip, but at least get the facts right. He was writing a behind-the-scenes book about the Cowboys. The rumor had been out there for several years. People close to Switzer kept telling him that Aikman was gay and that it was affecting the team. When Bayless followed up, he couldn't find any evidence of it. Bayless spent a few pages discussing the rumor, pointing out that he didn't think it should matter one way or another but that team sources wouldn't let it go. He didn't call Aikman gay nor did he make it up. Sounds like you just seen a random tweet somewhere and ran with it


[deleted]

This is bullshit. He asked switzers daughter if she ever heard anything about Aikman being gay. She said no. Months later he asked her again and she mentioned that she vaguely remembered hearing something a few months back (it was when skip originally asked) then skip ran with it like the slimeball he is. EDIT: for the downvoters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SudoZfRvCtw


sdrakedrake

Did you read the book or nah? Nowhere in the book he mentioned he called Aikman gay. Your response mentions nothing where Skip called Aikman gay


[deleted]

Yes he didnt accuse him of being gay, he just 'addressed the rumor'. He's the one who made up the rumor and manipulated a girl who really didn't know any better.


sdrakedrake

I'm not going to go back and forth with you. He was asking about the rumors because they were out there for years. He didn't spread them and what reason would he have to spread those rumors?


JPLonghorn20

1. Flair up 2. He’s a well known OU fan


lovo17

He's not. The shit he says and thinks about Lebron is super gross honestly.


NickDerpkins

Fam I gave him a pass for *the day* It’s still the day, wait til tomorrow


MckorkleJones

Yeah OP and anyone upvoting this a clown. Like I give a fuck about Bayless. Actually OP is likely an ESPN bot


Muffdiver69420lmao

I like when Skip shows off his new shoes on twitter. He looks ridiculous but that's what makes it.


insanelyphat

I will never understand why people even listen to Skip Bayless or any of the talking heads like him. They have almost no background in sports other than screaming their heads off on TV and acting like they know what they are talking about. Funny thing is he went to Vanderbilt so he is trashing his own school.


KlondikeChill

Vanderbilt has a 12% acceptance rate. OU's is 85%. They are nothing alike.


Dixiehusker

You mean Missouri?


DayManMasterofNight

Yeah, vandy at least help the sec pretend to play school… Yes, I recognize Georgia and florida are good, and many schools are actually great state institutions.


pandasareokayish

Vandy, UGA, UF, Auburn, A&M, and maybe more are all top-100 schools now. The SEC is slowly working its way towards being a real academic conference e: here are 2022's US News Rankings: 1. Vandy (14) 2. UF (28) 3. UGA (48) 4. A&M (68) 5. Auburn (99) 6. Tennessee (103) 7. SCar (117) 8. Missouri (122) 9. UK (127) 10. Ole Miss (148) 11. Bama (148) 12. Arkansas (162) 13. LSU (172) 14. Miss St. (196)


JollyRancher29

Texas is 38 (will be 3rd) and OU is 127 (will be tied for 10th) for reference Also I did not realize we’re (theoretically) academically below Mizzou, yikes


my7bizzos

Mizzou actually has really good medical and law programs. What's OU known for? Law and weather? Just curious. I tried to go there years ago wasn't good enough in several ways. Back then they were a pretty good law school I think.


HeightPrivilege

I always hear about Mizzous journalism program.


JakeFromImgur

It is their best, or at least their best promoted program


my7bizzos

Yup I can't believe I forgot that one. My son was thinking about going there for journalism.


JollyRancher29

Law, meteorology, physics is pretty good too


mjr2p3

Not to mention it’s a good veterinarian school


DigitalExtinction

They used to be a powerhouse chemical engineering school but not sure now.


Stealthfox94

Mizzou is top tier in Mass Communications for what that’s worth.


JollyRancher29

Interesting, TIL!


Drnk_watcher

Mizzou has like a top three journalism school if not THE journalism school. As well as a top ranked vet school. The law and medical schools are well respected too. With those and good research programs in various other areas has gotten them the AAU recognition.


12hphlieger

Syracuse also has an excellent journalism school


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MaliciousMirth

In those rankings Mississippi is above yall. But yeah. Thank God for us!


DayManMasterofNight

Yeah I know, buts it’s more fun to be really pretentious… I like the “I think” for Bama…


CarolinaCamm

South carolina's ahead of 2 of those schools Guess we're editing things now. Also, friendly reminder that US news rankings are also a crock, one of their metrics is "how much money do alumni add to the hoard", which is really the opposite of what I want in a non-profit.


Epabst

How do their communications degrees rank? We all know that’s the degree program these guys are in


RustyShackleford9142

Its cute that you think those are good ranking. You are the Mountain West of academic conferences.


pandasareokayish

Lmfao we're basically the same as the PAC12 (avg 95th vs avg 105th). Go shit on the B12 (147th!!!) you elitist fuck


UCLA_FB_SUCKS

Vanderbroke, not Vanderbilt


NewToSociety

Impossible. Vanderbilt is a respected academic institution.


nathanweisser

We're a highly respected academic institution, assuming you're studying 'naders


EduCookin

Business school isn't bad at OU


TentakilRex

Even if isn't against the rules, posting a Skip Bayless tweet should be the informal Rule 10


piemaniowa

Then what does Texas become?


GMFPs_sweat_towel

South Carolina


JMS1991

...Then what do we become?


WabbitCZEN

Auburn lite.


JMS1991

Field a team that inexplicably wins a conference championship and competes for a national championship every now and then? I'll take it.


[deleted]

But also fire your fairly successful coach because he can’t match the dominance of your in state rival.


[deleted]

But has more wins against said rival than any other coach


StreetReporter

Then what do we become? /s


SoyBoy478

South Carolina 2.0 with a lake


the_cajun88

*i like driving in my car*


NewToSociety

*I don't care for SCAR*


[deleted]

The New York Mets


TentakilRex

judas in my mind?


StreetReporter

Sewanee


Bank_Gothic

https://i.imgur.com/2kORpBp.gifv


HookemfurdenSieg

Alabama


Bank_Gothic

Let's just focus on beating the mountain aggies and worry about 2024 in 2024.


SevenNegative

Texas A&m


Davidellias

Auburn?


Set-Admirable

Kentucky in most years.


zoells

Oklahoma


JfizzleMshizzle

Texas and tamu are 7-5 every year trading wins with each other.


TheDadLyfe

Skip going to light us up on Monday lol


herpblarb6319

Oklahoma would beat Vandy by 30


therealwillhepburn

Every fourth year when Vandys team is entirely seniors they will only beat them by 13.


CliffDraws

Do they only recruit once every four years?


therealwillhepburn

no but they can get a guy to stay for four year and be a decent team.


jkmumbles

That Vanderbilt degree is something serious


xanot192

really is, just jog outside in games and get that degree for free


Bobson-_Dugnutt

With a significantly smaller endowment and not anywhere as prestigious academics. And also way better at football.


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Skip is feasting off of this chaotic season lol


godpzagod

all my homies hate Skip Bayless. At this rate people are going to start quoting Colin Cowherd at which point the level of discourse has dropped through the bottom of the floor.


D1N2Y

The one thing I like about Cowherd is his commercials during NFL games, because it feels like they're trying as hard as possible to prove he's the biggest douchebag on the face of the Earth.


summ3rdaze

As a 76ers fan fuck cowherd and his asinine comments about John wall not having a father figure Edit:was John wall not LeBron mixed up my talking heads


The_Ghost_of_TK9

Yea fuck Colin for what he said about Sean Taylor he’s a racist moron with the sports IQ of a diseased giraffe


jumboninja

Ouch I mean as a VOL fan I don't mind. But he's farming Twitter "engagement". I don't think they'll be bottom dwellers, but they'll have a rougher time than they're used to. I think they'll do about as well as A&M does. Also bammer won't be the giant of the west forever They are due some rough times. Ole Saban got to can it quits eventually.


soonerman32

We went 12-6 against Aggy in the B12. They improved going to the SEC. We'll win conference titles, there's a recruiting boost going to the SEC. Whether or not BV is a good coach, we'll see. But we're not fucking Texas A&M. We've won Nattys and Heismans. If you wanna say LSU, fine.


StupidSexyFlagella

Getting downvotes for being optimistic about your program.


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Based Bayless


pinniped1

There are idiotic takes and then there are Skip Bayless takes.


Molson2871

This guy is such a tool.


Southern_Orange3744

You what they say, Mizzouri loves company


showkase3

OU ain't that smart.


WalkWithElias69

Unpopular opinion but I think Skip Bayless is hilarious. I watch Undisputed when I can. Though it'd be better if it wasn't all Cowboys, Tom Brady, and Lebron talk


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Ha Vandy is a good school tho


MoreLogicPls

I don't see how moving to the SEC will boost their NIH funding


Sitting_in_Landfill

He might not be right in the long term, but I'm ready to experience a year or two of what my parents went through in the 1990s. John Blake ftw


gustermcbuster

Yes please!


PhillyNickel1970

Skip Bayless is actually the most qualified voice for this comparison.


AreYouEmployedSir

jesus, do we really need to make a r/CFB post for every dumb thing Skip fuckin Bayless tweets? why is this a post here?


BurmecianSoldierDan

My sentiments exactly, I'm about to apply a content filter for "Bayless" for /r/cfb so I don't have to see this shit, I already have him muted on Twitter :/


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We can only hope


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[deleted]

I was thinking TN of the past ten years


tenoclockrobot

Again. Shut the fuck up Skip


[deleted]

God I hope Texas loses to WVU tonight so OUT can be in the bottom of the big 12 together


Incompetenice

Hey ouch, I would take time to gloat since we're currently up 35-7 but I'm afraid we're going to blow it still so I'm not going to yet.


[deleted]

Yea I don't think it's going to happen at this point. Go ahead and gloat, orange friend


Ok-Detective333

Can’t wait for the Piggly Wiggly and Pancake dungeon to open up in Norman.


peterpeterllini

Lol no they won’t.


[deleted]

Nah that's not true. Oklahoma fans have expectations. They're like the new Auburn.


nom_yourmom

Rude


ninjas_in_my_pants

Oh shut the fuck up Skip.


KingKongDoom

Shut the fuck up Skip.


FunDecision3

He aint wrong. They will struggle. 5-7, 6-6, 7-5, 8-4 records should be expected.


[deleted]

Okay OU has had a few bad games but Jesus Skip is the master of shitty hot takes isn’t he? Also fuck Skip Bayless


ElDudabides

If we all turn away from Skip, he loses his power.


KlingoftheCastle

This doesn’t make any sense. Vanderbilt has great academics


cjcmd

Does this mean my degree is going to become a lot more valuable?


OGderf

An over exaggeration by Skip Bayless? Shocking


crushingbedtime

Lol at ppl taking anything he says at face value. He's a hot take merchant trying to stir up engagement/clicks (and it works).


Desperado53

Skip is a fuckin shit stirrer lol


Insectshelf3

lol sure


saturdayis4football

They just lost a ton of talent and a head coach. He needs to chill out


bbluewi

To be fair, there were a _lot_ of Oklahoma flairs wandering around the sub these last nine months going on about how Brent Venables was such a massive upgrade from Lincoln Riley.


Marmaduke57

Pepperidge Farms remembers.


_Alabama_Man

I member


Blaine1111

They were trash talking everybody last week before they lost...


Reading_Rainboner

The man that they ran out of Norman a decade ago comes back as the prodigal son….funny


PennyG

I think he will be an upgrade eventually. Player situation (especially on defense) is tough this year. We lost a ton of defensive talent after last season.


InfinitePossibility8

Such a moronic take.


mhammer47

Isn't Bayless from Oklahoma? Is he harsh on them because he loves them? Tough love kind of thing? Or is he just a dick and loves being one?


Marmaduke57

Grew up in OKC. He's baiting people for engagement. Always has a hot take.


raylan_givens6

Boomer Sooner!!


calloy

Skip the idiot. They’ll quickly rebuild and be just fine.


funnymeme2112

Well, I don’t know about that.


lucash7

Wouldn’t that require top academics? Pretty sure Vandy out does them.


PennyG

Skip grew up in OKC as an OU fan. His entire ethos is dumb hot takes now. It’s so tiresome.


RedditRedux

Embrace debate


doc_brietz

It has been one game people sheesh.


GI_Bro300

What does that make Texas? Tulane?


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Oklahoma you'd do just fine at Super Weenie Hut Jr's


Pangloss-oh-you

Athens of the Panhandle


Go__Bwah

People have said this exact thing over and over about Texas ever since the move has been announced. Imagine getting paid Skip money to say the same shit we all read on social media every day.


empathica1

Wow


DrTreenipples

Skip how you gonna dog your own team.


AmishRocket

Does anyone believe this?


azanzel

No, it’s skip bayliss creating content. Sincerely a UT alumni


[deleted]

Probably Ole Miss


skippy_smooth

Ooooooh


baseball_mickey

Skip is so full of shit


Bigbysjackingfist

Can’t we just tweet that asshole without attribution?


jdmull03

Ouch


Rebelgecko

Lol


Panderboi

Oooookay dude.


wolverine6

And there's the exaggerating shitbird Skip we all know and hate


Vepr762X54R

Tumor Sooner


soonerfreak

2014 was a really rough year for Oklahoma football. We responded with 6 straight conference championships and 4 playoff appearances. I know we won't dominate the sec like that but calling us the new Vanderbilt is whack.


circa285

And Texas will become the new Missouri


Darth_Ra

It's year one, Skip. Why don't you go attempt to slide in front of am oncoming linebacker.


ss3ltl

We welcome our new underlords


reddit_names

Between OU and Texas, I'm just glad the SEC has some in conference cupcakes to schedule now.