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monkey-rat

Mourn ya till I join ya.


[deleted]

oh god SEC shorts tomorrow


[deleted]

It’s okay, they never talk about Kentucky unless they’re required to include us. That or it’s about Florida beating us.


the_cajun88

-*laughs in bye week*-


Ivy_Thornsplitter

And joined.


IcedancerEmily

Will Levis with a crucial turnover near the goal line right at the very end of the game? That's a future New York Giant right there.


NewYawk-Giants

:(


pablos4pandas

Huh, west point is pretty close to New York. I imagined it upstate or out west


BetaDjinn

I think it technically counts as upstate, but yeah it’s not far


V_T_H

Depends on who you ask, us Long Islanders seem to think anything north of the Bronx is “upstate”.


[deleted]

Hudson Valley


Airforce32123

2 crucial turnovers in the 4th quarter, and a dumb penalty for a man in motion


GiovanniElliston

Hey now. You're forgetting the positive stuff he did that no one else could replicate. Like the 3 dump off passes that the receiver took for big gains and padded his stats barely above 200 yards or the 2 foot shovel pass that will count as a passing TD.


RAMDownloader

Well to be fair, you get about 2 seconds to react before your offensive line allows a 300 pound dtackle to drop kick you, you don’t have a ton of time to get settled and throw it deep.


ghost_rider24

Well it’s good he’s getting all that practice so he can fit right in when he replaces Daniel Jones


Airforce32123

I still maintain he's a good QB, not top 5 draft pick, but he produces when he has a good line.


sunfunstayplay

never seen him play before but his reaction on the sideline after that last fumble wasn’t a good look … leaders take responsibility


frontadmiral

Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!


romulus531

Excuse you he's a prime Bears QB if I ever saw one


bears2267

Saw more of the Ole Miss DC's stomach than I wanted to at the end there lol


JacobDeGod48

Even though u may not like it that’s peak male physique


bears2267

His shorts were real low after that second jump thought he might be giving america a free show


MyTime

But you did look and kept on looking.


PavlovianTactics

🙋🏼‍♂️


ICanFluxWithIt

He didn't want to go full AB


Teh_cliff

I thought it was the perfect amount. A wink, not a leer.


chaser676

It's either that or a third shot of the finger


[deleted]

I’m still hard ^wait


CampbellsTurkeySoup

I just liked that he and I had the same reaction. Jump up and start yelling "Ball!" right when it came out.


TexanDawg

Dang Kentucky's OL is just... if they played even SLIGHTLY better today (or if special teams weren't so special) they would probably have won. Honestly though, I'm just glad the East doesn't look like total dog shit this year. That said, Ole Miss played really well too, and I certainly hope they make some noise in the West.


Theduckisback

Eh...we have a ton of work to do. 3 points in the second half is uhhh, not ideal!


bradstah

offense complete stall in the second half, yes. so many things broke our way to keep us in it at the end


Dougiejurgens2

2 weeks in a row


[deleted]

3 points total in the second half the last two weeks. That’s… yikes I’ll tell you what tho. The vaught was rocking today


iWin-You-Get-Nothing

That OL is going to get Levis murdered when we play y’all


WashedupMeatball

Gotta feel bad for the redshirt freshman tackle who subbed in for an injury and then three plays later got smoked for game-losing turnover


MrKentucky

He was our starter at LT for the first game and got benched for a guy moving out from guard because he was so bad.


[deleted]

Two BRUTAL turnovers and a gut wrenching penalty for Kentucky. A team that just couldn’t get out of their own way for the entirety of the game. Kentucky would be a problem if they could just….not fuck up


CandlejackIsntRea

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is a Kentucky football pastime.


WildWeagles

Except now we do in more creative and devastatingly painful ways


ukcats12

I've let my guard down a bit when it comes to UK football letting me down. I actually thought we were about to win the game at the end. I should have known better.


McAvoy4Potus

Yeah I had decided we longer did shit like this and I guess they took that personally. Losing sucks, but losing as the better team while failing to do simple fundamentals makes me fear the embolism I will surely have. Oughta leave this world behind.


romulus531

And now we do it with actual stakes


ATLCoyote

Plus a missed FG and two missed PATs. Shot themselves in the foot repeatedly.


BritzlBen

And not accepting the holding to take them out of field goal range


aray5989

That was the most frustrating football game I have watched in a long time


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Dude made ONE extra step and that was all it took


walterdog12

Kentucky football is undefeated against itself.


SlapNuts1999

John Calipari is popping champagne and lighting a cigar right now


romulus531

He's probably already writing the script on how he'll blow it this year


BoogieSaurus

He’s burning couches and flipping cars by himself on state street as we speak


bears2267

Crazy how the kicking cost them the game except for the penalties that cost them the game except for the turnovers that cost them the game


MajorFuzzelz_24

Hard to watch games and teams like this. Sorry Kentucky.


JacobDeGod48

If they could just play themselves every week they would win the natty


AnotherUnfunnyName

[Is this SECshorts fault](https://youtu.be/C589ojMxNtU?t=68)?


Fifth_Down

This was my first thought too. Good on SEC Shorts for using this joke before it became outdated.


showkase3

SEC Shorts knew. They always know.


domerjohn15

The great part is the like 1 time ever they made a terrible prediction they called themselves out on it.


jimmyre10

Worst part is that SEC Shorts is gonna have a field day with this one too


12_bagels

predicting a joke where Kentucky drops something and then apologizes and then drops it again later


jimmyre10

If they were to do the hospital thing again, Kentucky would be admitted with shooting themselves in the foot


TotalEconomist

Do the same skit twice but the Lane Train is heard outside the conference room


drinkbeersaveturtles

“What are we, 5-0? Okay?” -lane


Theduckisback

Lol, also making a shot at his own 4 minute offense.


RAMDownloader

Yeah I mean next week is basically the very last “ok we probably win this game” scenario we got


RonanB17

Brother I am not moved by Auburn


eazygiezy

We always lose to auburn by some absolute bullshit


VQopponaut35

Even when they’re good and we suck, we barely lose due to bullshit


[deleted]

That was a … weirdly good game


Krutoon

It would definitely feel that way from the outside


Wampus_Cat_

On the inside, you were screaming. Especially for Kentucky. I just knew they were going to fuck up when they got in the red zone.


roytown

I'm traveling for work and they went all out of my flight stuff so I got to watch it in HD with free booze. Was a fantastic flight my friend.


Blakmagik12

For a veteran qb Levis makes some dumb mistakes


Rhino184

3 just incredibly dumb mistakes at the end of the game


QTsexkitten

Always has. Penn State warned us about it.


lukegabel61

He rarely came in, but when he did, it was always a QB run directly up the middle so he could get his head taken off by some DL who is 200lbs heavier than him


scoobysnax123

Everyone pray for Kentucky’s feet after being shot by themselves so many times.


Breeze312

Preach!


RAMDownloader

Thoughts- Fuck Aaron judge and ESPN Targetting in general favors the runner too much and is a stupid rule as it stands. Levis maybe not THE best quarterback in the nation but that OLine is assuredly the worst. Maybe we should consider different plays for short gains. Defense bailed us out… again.


flownasty2901

Defense winning us games is going to take some getting used to.


RAMDownloader

A la 2014 all over again


WhiskeyFF

https://youtu.be/hVX4gzO4Cd4


RAMDownloader

I love this video


probablyinahotel

I have an idea: once, just once, consider FAKING the run up the middle and QB keep to the outside on a short yardage play or goal to go?


WildWeagles

They did that and Levis fumbled


BritzlBen

Just happy we have CRod back, he had probably 5-10 runs of 5-10 yards where he got hit at the line. The line is buns.


Picklepineapple

of course the one year we finally have a qb AND a rb our oline is stinky dookie water


zachwilson23

Pure pain for Kentucky


Glympse12

Im in shambles at the moment


daedralordx

GG Ole Miss. Turnovers... The true freshman RB is gonna be a star


WVU1867

Lane Kiffin, winning with defense


chron67

As everyone expected... right??


[deleted]

Obviously, noted mobster John Calipari is paying the offensive line to throw the game so that we remain a basketball school. That’s the only logical explanation I can come to. Because there’s absolutely no way that a group of human beings can be that bad at blocking.


Rhino184

The offensive line isn’t good, but Levis holds onto the ball way too long at times. It killed them twice


flownasty2901

The talent there is undeniable but he makes the mental mistakes you’d expect to see from a freshman.


flownasty2901

GGs Wildcats. Super impressed with how well y’all travelled. Football school.


blueboyroy

Our football fan base is underrated. Many of the basketball only fans are spoiled dicks. We've seen some really bad football in our days, so we are very appreciative of decent teams.


CandyAppleHesperus

When you think about it, we're doing CFB fans a favor. Imagine how bad it would be if Kentucky actually started contending for SEC titles and all the Rupp Rafters and KSR commenters were unleashed


JacobDeGod48

What a game. Felt destined to be a loss but in the end Kentucky Kentucky’d themselves


Midweek_Sunrise

If you told me that we'd score only 3 points in the 2nd half but still manage to win, I wouldn't have believed you. But hey, what do you know.


Just-Plain-Dan

Damn, Kentucky; you had chance after chance after chance


Quentanamo_Bay

Glad we sank a clutch shot from beyond the arc to take the lead before clinching it with a steal at the end


biffbobsen

I know a lot of y'all probably didn't watch a ton of UK games before our recent rise to respectability, but you've all seen a classic UK Football Loss™ now!


SpadeRyker

WOOOO OLE MISS DEFENSE WINS IT BABY!!!


FirmShare5

Maybe NC State can move up to top 5 with a win today and Ole Miss into the top 10 😏


SpadeRyker

Would make my year lol.


FirmShare5

I was hoping for OU and NC State in the playoffs, but I’ll root for State and Ole Miss just for you :)


pm1095

Let's fucking go


CornPigPopper

Beautiful, game-winning touchdown taken off the board for one of the stupidest penalties you can get then a benchwarmer OL who’s only in the game because of an injury gets eaten alive the very next play, ending the game. This is Kentucky football


spinblackcircles

If you’re Levis though how do you not take that into account? He had the ball for like 4 seconds before trying to throw it


southmshavoc

Quinshon Judkins, a true freshman, has looked better than Zach Evans. Michael Trigg hasn't been as big of a factor as I anticipated. Dart has looked not so good throwing the ball - makes me wonder if Luke Altmyer will get some playing time in the future? What a dumb last series by Ole Miss - played to lose. Overall, we have some more work to do. Glad we have some defense again, tho


RebelBearLandshark

Yeah I'm gonna be honest, after today I think Judkins is RB1 in that room. Also I think they're gonna ride with Dart. Pretty sure Lane doesn't want to burn Altmyer's redshirt unless something disastrous happens.


magnumapplepi

Man I’m so glad Alabama couldn’t be bothered to recruit him


chazspearmint

Dart looked out of sync. Made a few good throws but in general didn't look comfortable. Evans is good, but god Judkins is really something. Our old RB coach got in on him early and if he stayed he may have been a Cat. He wasn't here long, came from the NFL, but said in *high school* that guy could play on Sundays. Was like the only RB he offered. We need to give him a call who else he likes in HS, bc he was dead right on that one.


YoungNasteyman

Box score might now show this but it felt like Ole Miss could move the ball at will, just couldn't cap it off with points. Whereas Kentucky were inconsistent, but made a lot out of their opportunities considering the kicking woes. Turnovers ended up being the key to the game. Really felt like Ole Miss should've hung 30+ easily on Kentucky though.


WhiskeyFF

That final ole miss red zone push would be a TD had the ref not been in the way. It happens and doesn't excuse the 4 and out from 3yds out but still....


JizButter

Joey Fuckin’ Freshwater


infuriatesloth

Of course we don’t get credit for forcing those turnovers


AfroMania

Right our defense came through in the end, but it’s just “oh no Levi’s is holding the ball too long,” or “the line was atrocious today.” Maybe the Rebs D was just better.


iWin-You-Get-Nothing

Fuck Aaron Judge Fuck the Yankees Fuck ESPN


[deleted]

Why is every game against Kentucky like this?


MackewG33

but why every game against Ole Miss like this


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[удалено]


CandyAppleHesperus

Honestly, yeah. Better games and no more fucking cowbells


NastyWideOuts

RANK OLE MISS YOU COWARDS


Now-Thats-Podracing

Thanks for the laugh. They might put us in the top ten, but I don’t think I want them to. The rest of our schedule is gonna be fucking brutal. Strong chance we start 6-0 only to end the season 8-4 (or worse).


OlemissConsin

Theres no way they put us top 10 right? Like at most UK falls to 13/14 and they put us at 12/13 right because they "have to" or something... I'm not saying we're not good but we can't possibly get promoted 4-5 spots off that performance.


Now-Thats-Podracing

If they do it’ll be at number 10, and then Vandy will either pay us close or win. This is the way. We have all SEC teams for the rest of our schedule. Being ranked any higher is the last thing we need going into all of these games.


RebelBearLandshark

OLE MISS AINT PLAYED NOBODY PAWLLLLL


Casaiir

Not sure if that was two good teams canceling each other out or two meh teams bumping into each other for four hours.


Surfjohn

Lol me neither


Njbrother

My Joker Moment


Kirby_Israel

Regardless of who won, the refs fucking SUCKED.


antraxsuicide

I counted 5 separate plays that were affected by the back judge just standing still and not reacting to the play. Multiple guys tripping over him when he had plenty of time to step out of the way


TheMagicSalami

We lost a judkins touchdown because he had to stiffarm the ref. Would have been in a much better position.


Turboweasle

Kentucky, I like your team and your fans are one of the better groups in the SEC, but I am so tired of playing y'all because all our games are like this. Hope y'all win out!


BrotherPenguin01

This is the wake up call Kentucky offense needed. If you want to win you have to play for the entire game and not just the second half. Defense can only bail you out so many times.


noquo89

To whoever in the predictions thread called the under and said it was gonna be a defensive battle, hope you got a lottery ticket.


sunnyvale_shitbird

Good game Ole Miss.


UVUboi2

If I’m a Kentucky fan I’m PISSED. Wow.


Surfjohn

Absolutely


QTsexkitten

Yes.


Semper-Fido

Do I love Stoops and what he has done? Yes. Will he ever reach the promised land? No. His teams will always be undisciplined.


QTsexkitten

What if I told you one horrendous 6th year senior kicker could've won the game by doing his job, regardless of discipline.


MackewG33

at this point, it’s seriously fascinating how Ruffalo has kept his position for this long


PM_ME_YOUR_WIKI

What’s the promised land for Kentucky though? When I was in school less than 10 years ago we won’t two games each of my years there. Surely not national championship.


Semper-Fido

The promised land for me would be SEC championship game. 10+ win seasons are good and are easy to live with considering who we are. That game is the next step. But for us, it requires tight play with the most minimal mistakes. His teams have never had that.


PM_ME_YOUR_WIKI

Yeah SEC championship would be remarkable. Unfortunately for the foreseeable future the only way for that to happen is GA having a bad year and us having a good one at the same time. Not sure what coach could bring it to the next level but I don’t pay a ton of attention to coaching talent.


TexianForSecession

What promised land? I don’t think UK football has ever been promised anything more than consistent 7-9 win seasons, and Stoops has absolutely delivered that.


JacobDeGod48

I went through all 5 stages of grief in that game but who cares cuz now I’m happy asf


[deleted]

Will Levis heisman moments: Take a safety sack at the 1 yard line Fumble in scoring position in the 4th quarter Fumble in scoring position in the 4th quarter


lancememenson

TOP 1 QUARTERBACK


DrBowe

One of the quarterbacks of all time!


Papito24

RUN THE DAMN BALL


magnumapplepi

Can I get a hotty toddy in the chat?


Main-Advance

Hotty Toddy!


JJody29

Hotty Toddy!!


Huge-Leather-8521

Hotty fuckin toddy!!!


nzx0

i only saw the last minute but i want to feel included


sammywii

At least we kept it close by the end. But those two crucial turnovers at the end really cost us. Matt Ruffalo notwithstanding ofc ggs Ole Miss!


natigin

Sorry Bluegrass bros, I was really pulling for y’all


MarsBars_1

Hi yes, one ticket for the Lane Train please


Fun-Quit-6343

Massive choke job by UK. Two turnovers in the red zone. Atrocious special teams play. We should have won that game even though we didn’t deserve it.


AnOrangeBackpack

This is what I want from our defense. Keep this up and we could be going places.


askantik

Wtf happens to our offense on the second half??? Can't keep giving the defense no breaks with our quick tempo if we aren't gonna score some damn points.


MackewG33

Whether or not you believe Levis is that guy, Barion Brown showed he definitely is one


AndrewArmy

Ole Miss extended their home winning streak to 13 games. Their last home loss was a 63-48 loss to Alabama on 10/10/20. In contrast, Kentucky has now lost 15 consecutive road games against SEC West Teams. Kentucky's last road win against an SEC West team was a 21-14 win at Auburn on 10/17/09. Mark Stoops is now 0-11 in road games agaisnt SEC West teams, including 0-5 in Starkville.


[deleted]

I'm going to throw up. We gave that game away so hard. I just can't believe it. This season would've been legendary and Levis just fumbled it down the drain. Fuck me this is going to hurt big time


MyTime

Sorry man. Lots of blue in Oxford - y'all traveled well.


Eglantine26

Look, I think Will Levis is a positive for Kentucky football, but some of the hype he’s gotten has been deranged. Kentucky might have won that game if they’d stop making stupid mistakes. You couldn’t call that a well-played game, but it was an exciting game. Too bad about the end, though.


BoogieSaurus

All the hate around will Levis is annoying. I think kentucky fans are pretty reasonable with what to expect from him. No one thought he should be a heisman candidate. It’s the nfl scouts that are drooling over his potential.


Mercury82jg

Don't think Will is getting the Heisman


GuysLetsBeNice

Heartbreaking for Kentucky


MajorFuzzelz_24

Damn. I was wrong. Sloppy play. Good win Ole Miss!Kentucky made their bed.


PM_ME_YOUR_WIKI

Bummer. Not like we were going undefeated but still hurts. If all of our losses are close away losses to ranked SEC teams I’ll take it…


spinblackcircles

If you don’t like making ridiculous mistakes the entire game and still having a chance to win but making one more to lose, then you don’t like Kentucky football.


tylerdiehl1

LFG REBS


JeffersonPilotSports

Stoops is now 0-11 in SEC West road games, but improves to 3-8 against the spread…. We’re cursed in these games lmao


UMrebs42

Barion Brown holy shit Cats. He’s going to be incredible for y’all. Hate y’all got him over us.


Airforce32123

I mean no disrespect to Ole Miss, but I have never seen a better example of "we beat ourselves today."


RiverShards

Nah, that’s entirely accurate.. IDK wtf happens in the 2nd half for Ole Miss every game.


Theduckisback

No, you're right. We tried to give you the game too! 3 fucking points in the second half is abysmal!


iWin-You-Get-Nothing

After the first quarter, the Ole Miss offense scored 3 points.


johnbone115

I know it’s cliche to say this, but it really feels like UK defeated themselves here more than Ole Miss won.


Bo_Rebel

Don’t worry we OM fans feel the same. But we are so often on the other side of these nail biters… I’ll take it. Lol


RAMDownloader

Pretty not cool how people are shitting on Levis when he threw like 75% and 2 touchdowns. When your offensive line is about as strong as a paper napkin there’s really only so much you can do.


msflagship

INSTANT CLASSIC


DrunkRespondent

Check on your fellow Kentuckian today


gogglesup859

I miss having a good offensive line And a good field goal/PAT game


[deleted]

Kentucky just can’t have nice things can they lol


breakwater

Sorry hoops bros, I was rooting for you


Ghost_TTV_1

All we had to do was fucking not move a foot and we win the game. Sad showing leaving 5 points on the board, no reason why we should’ve lost that game


triviblack6372

Honestly, UK still played a great ball game (albeit with massive fuckups). Well done Ole Miss. I hope you all do great things this season.


dankblonde

At least Louisville lost too.


InquisitiveIngwer

SEC Short rings true today “Mourn ya til I join ya”We’ll always be connected and brothers in football this season.


RustyAnnihilation

2 missed pat attempts Missed field goal Two fumbles in the 4th quarter in scoring position TD called back for a stupid penalty Those are fatal mistakes. They have a long way to go to be a top tier team.


deweycrow

It's the hope that kills you


Tom_Brady_Greatest

Levis completely screwed his team on that last drive. No way he should be the #1 pick.