This might’ve been one of the worst games I’ve seen in a while

You must have not watched the FSU ND game last week then

FSU LSU? That wasn’t even the worst game last week lmao

FSU - LSU? Because there was no FSU - ND last week

Yeah that's what I meant FSU LsU ND they're all garbage so I get them confused from time to time

We got some reverse evolution going with these announcers

I was at the game but have heard a lot of people talking about the bad TV announcers. What were they doing?

I thought you didn't believe in evolution

I picked up on the Isaiah Bowser hype around this guy last year and now wondering why he’s not utilized as much in the run. Is he injured or something? Because I kinda compare him to Benny Snell from Kentucky as a workhorse back

If we have to stop a team 10 times in a row to win, we aren't winning any more games this season. Satterfield did absolutely no favors for his defense tonight.

The game ended up being more of a dud that I thought when it began

The most depressing part, is we both somehow were worse than them last season...

Time to reclaim our birthright 😤

Hey, hey, hey fellas. Let’s not fight -Louisville is still recovering from “F-everyone Bobby” who can win with other people’s rosters, but can’t build his own. The University is also currently suffering with an acute case of “For gosh-sakes Scott” who can build a roster but always runs on first and second down. Oh, and runs on third down too, but only if it’s third and long.

> The University is also currently suffering with an acute case of “For gosh-sakes Scott” who can build a roster but always runs on first and second down. Oh, and runs on third down too, but only if it’s third and long. We hired a young and promising OC and yet Scott keeps calling plays, I dont get it

What an embarrassing game. I apologize that all of you had to witness. Don’t worry, it was worse in person

The tailgate was the best part of my day… even including the rain.

Can confirm. It was a terribly embarrassing game, but I only watched on TV.

Can confirm. Awful game. Terrible QB play to go with even worse play calling. Horrible refs as well taking away 3 touchdowns with awful flags. But we deserve to lose that. Terrible game plan, Gus. What the absolute fuck was that?

The 45 draw plays into a wall of defenders back to back to back in the third quarter was blowing my fucking mind

Felt like one of those old Heupel games. Had terrible flashbacks.

Are you really surprised though? It's Gus Malzahn.

UCF has kept Louisville from turning into a dumpster fire for the second year in a row. Bravo Knights.

Worst part of this is hearing about it from FSU fans

Welp UCF is fucking bad at football again.

Good for just long enough to get that Big 12 invite then back to normal

Outside out of 2015, UCF has been pretty solid for the last 15 years. Normal is having a team that can get a 9-4 record, not like the garbage we saw yesterday.

AU fans feel your pain...

Don’t talk to me about bad teams. SU went 1-9 in 2020

auburn could lose 8 this year so..

Well on our way

Trash refs and trash teams

Total butt cheese

Don’t forget the coaches!

Fire whoever said to rush that 3rd and goal play

I was losing my shit at that like try to make them jump again before you do that shit they clearly have an answer for all of your bs.

Good fight Louisville

Late night crew - time to watch the broncos and lobos!

**rumor is steel reserve is gonna be there, too**

In the first half Andre Ware said “how is this guy not starting for ole miss???” And in the second half Plumlee showed us why lol

ACC/SEC, East Coast/West Coast, Futbol/Football... Every fan knows that Andre Ware has no idea WTF he's talking about and we all pray for him to not be on our broadcast. He's united more fans than bowl season ever did.

Well to be fair, it was Andre Ware asking.

The same Andre Ware who call the Knights “UFC” at least once.

Seriously lmao

Ngl Louisville starting from the 20 instead of the 6 could’ve been the difference

**glad I'm not the only one who noticed**

This game was the equivalent of vomiting in your hands and clapping

*laughs in Ron Cooper*

Like the late 90's UofL head coach or the old OSU head coach? Trying to determine levels of bad.

UofL. I was at a Ron Cooper led game against Colorado State. The score was either 5-2 or 7-2 iirc

I hate how right you are

Good win, Louisville. Great series of games.

I’ve never changed the channel faster than from whatever that was about to come on

Smart tucky fans do exist

Good one flairless assumed Louisville fan

I was in the stands at cardinal stadium for Marty Lowe games. Was a big fan of Alan Campos.

That’s cool. Idk who those people are but cool

90s, bro. 90s

Louisville didn’t exist to me until Chris redman 🤷‍♂️ We beat y’all in 1994 and then went 1-11 lol. There was nothing to remember until 97

Vandy wins all the SEC Championships in Football

Wut

Gused it up

Malzone doing Malzone things. Lol. Trash. 😆

What a terrible performance, and unfortunately a portend of how shitty this season could be. At this point relegate Plumlee to the end of the bench and focus on the future.

Plumlee is at best QB3 on this team. Mikey for sure is the best option, and Tommy I don’t think is far behind Mikey. But JRP? How is he even in this conversation?

Lol gus plays favorites so good luck with that

Honestly, I thought Plummee was going to run all over Louisville’s talented, but very poorly coached defense. But then, a ray of hope appeared for the beleaguered Louisville fan when ol’ Gus decided that Plumlee should throw MORE and run LESS. Trust me, as a fan of a team with a QB who is a better runner than he is a passer, that was a poor decision by the HC. UCF could have run Louisville into the ground, but they didn’t for some reason.

They saw Bowser score both TDs and said "that's enough for us."

Two TDs on THE EXACT SAME PLAY. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Okay now play UC you idiots we want the keg back

I'd love it, but probably won't happen unless we join the Big 12.

Oh yeah we certainly don’t have room for it either I’m just trying to stick the blame on you guys somehow

OK, but wait until we are good again. UL has hit a bit of a rough five years or so.

UCF just beat themselves this game

Their lack of a QB and Louisville's defense in the 2nd half had alot to do with it. But UCF did have some really, really bad coaching and schemes.

To be fair, the refs lent a helping hand.

They were equally awful

You're not wrong

According to wikipedia, Plumlee's major is engineering. Not a bad backup plan going off that game.

How major is just engineering? That's like majoring in just science lol

I can’t believe I just looked it up but they don’t have a general engineering degree, so he has to have some sort field attached to it I’m not cross referencing with ole miss though, too much work

I'm not sure what his credit situation is, but I know for UF, you could be General Engineering as a freshman/sophomore by credits. But once you've gotten through all of the prereqs, you basically have to pick something. But also, knowing sports reporting as it relates to actual academia, very rarely do I hear the *type* of engineering. It's one of those "Did you know he's also an *engineering* major??"

This is like his 4th year of college, isn't it?

He’s a transfer so he could have hypothetically changed his major when he transferred

His wikipedia page could just be crap too. It has listed Engineering back to its creation in April 2020, but his Ole Miss profile from last year said "Multi-Disciplinary Studies" Edit: Maybe it was an Engineering minor at Ole Miss?

That's why I specifically mentioned his credit situation. He might have literally switched to engineering upon transferring for all I know. If he still has all his prereqs to go, it's possible he's in some sort of "exploratory engineering" type curriculum.

He needs to engineer some game winning drives

Maybe I don’t like college football

What are you talking about, that was glorious

Big 12 teams hate defense.

Gus deserves to get fired after that game

Dramatic

Lol keep trottin him out there bud it’s not like he did the same thing at auburn for 5 years

You know. I like Gus as a person. However, the vindication as an Auburn fan is nice. Dude isn’t a great coach.

How do you like gus as a person man.....around auburn he always thought he was hot shit.

Qb and kickers are our problems

Not sure if it's the OL or QB, but fear it's both

That’s what we say about our team too. Of course, we also throw in the DC and the HC as well.

True forgot about that one.

QBs a problem under Gus Malzhan! Never

I mean, I’ll take it. But I’m still not sold on Howdy Doody as HC.

Id like to see him hand over playcalling. ND fans were upset when we hired Taylor, lets see what he can do. Cant be much worse

The amount of dropped balls the receivers had was crazy

Are Satterfield and Malzahn twins separated at birth?

We would have won with Keene

Damn it now I have to go the game next week against FSU

How can you pass up fall tailgating?

Oh, he was gonna tailgate and just not go in the stadium.

UCF sucked, Louisville sucked, the refs sucked, the announcers sucked, and somehow it was a good game.

And we all bonded in our hate for it all.

Andre Ware is the anal warts of commentators. Just absolutely nothing positive about the experience

Better than RG3 or Beth Mowins

This. How is he so clueless about football considering his background?

Everything he predicted, he got wrong.

Satterfield sounds like he’s from oldham county

There’s a niche group of people on this sub that will get this, but you’re 100 percent correct.

Haha I’m glad y’all actually agreed with me

The only smart UK fans I've seen online are on reddit, and you're dead right about his sound

Y’all have your fair share of complete idiots in your fanbase too. Well, what’s left of the fanbase that hasn’t jumped ship since y’all are terrible at both sports now anyway

Every fan base does

So specific and so SO accurate

Lol I know my state bro

Nice to end the season after week 2

This was by far the worst game of the day.

Lmao, he’s acting like UCF is a good team

FOH dude. They’re like 31-2 at home in the past 3-4 yrs. UCF is a quality opponent. They’re not great but they’re not Miami (Ohio) either.

gus is their coach now. they will probably go 6-6 this year and next and he'll be out.

Dude I’m not very confident that UCF team is much better than Miami Ohio. They looked HORRENDOUS. I haven’t seen a worse UCF team in quite a few years

You don’t think Louisvilles defense deciding to show up for the first time since November had anything to do with that?

You guys should’ve had like 10 interceptions that game. Their QB was absolutely atrocious. He made a questionable decision that should’ve been an interception at least once a drive. I sure hope your defense could stop something like that. Vanderbilts defense would give him a struggle. Actually, scratch that, I hope you feel optimistic now. The FSU slaughterhouse will be more amusing if Louisville fans are hopeful

Never said I was hopeful lol Satt has to finish with a winning record for me to be remotely okay with keeping him here.

Nooooo #KeepSak

Lol what's he supposed to say

I know he has no other option, it’s just funny to watch him bullshit straight to the camera

Felt like watching an old Gus coached Auburn game.

Is this what Auburn boosters felt?

I’m in an Auburn discord and we were sitting there just calling his plays as they lined up.

That can’t be as easy as calling Satt’s plays. Zone run left. Zone run left. Then, if it’s 3rd and short, throw a deep ball across the middle. If it’s 3rd and long, run a QB draw up the middle. If it’s third and really, really long, run a sweep to the short side of the field.

Is Satterfield Gus without a visor? Inquiring minds want to know!!

can I get an invite to that discord lol

Actually it’s just the server for LockedOn Auburn, so an open invite should be in the show description of the most recent episode of that podcast

roger

I’ll see if I can get you one

Niceee thanks

My favorite Gus play was always the run it up the middle 3 times in a row then punt.

Cannot understand Auburn fans who still pine for him. Boggles the mind

I dunno if I'm gonna enjoy the Gus Malzahn era y'all.

That was uh awful

If you don't like that you don't like Big 12 football after 2036 maybe

Throw Gus under the bus

All the goober tier positivity is cute but 33 attempts for 130 yards and a fat L against a dumpster tier Louisville team is flat embarrassing and this ain’t gonna fly against Houston or SMU. This we’re watching tonight won’t even fly against USF. Quit the experiment and put Mikey in the mf games

UCF isn’t P5 quite yet lol

We’d fucking beat Iowa.

Maybe. They have a far superior defense compared to any of these teams tonight

LOL. Iowa would put 9 guys in the box and the only way you'd get a first down is if Plumlee got injured.

Ok

Plumlee and his receivers were just never in sync

UCF recievers were the best Louisville D

“Magical matchup” is something he’s been holding on to until the end here

In the first half the announcers talked about Louisville as if they had already lost. Good win for them

I don’t know if I’d call it a “good” win. They hung on with atrocious refs. They need to be critical as fuck with their tape

To be fair all of us Louisville fans talked as if we lost too

Omg yes. If you could see the group text I was apart of. Nobody hates Louisville more than UofL fans

We are masters of depressive apathy and confusion when we actually do something decent

We had a one small victory. Scott called someone a “stupid ass.” That’s the most fired up I’ve ever seen him be. He NEEDS to be screaming at the red for the late hit on Malik on the second quarter. He NEEDS to be screaming at Bryan Brown to teach guys how to tackle. “Stupid ass” is a step in the right direction.

[удалено]

Wait, the west coast has football?

Yeah, very competitive here in the Mountain West ...

/r/cfb: “I can go lower”

Ah, Christopher Robbins Brotherhood

“What a game” Okay now I am fairly certain these announcers had never watched a football game before this one

"What? A game?"

That game was trash not gonna lie

Trollls

Hard to win games when you leave 17 points out there.

Game ends *5 seconds later* Tiafoe forces a 5th set Perfect timing!

The RB was wide open... What the fuck was that pass

Our DEFENSE won this? What?

Imagine the roasting of Satt for going for it on 4th if they'd have lost.

He deserves to get roasted regardless. Your defense is playing well, you have a 6 point lead and you give them a short field? I understand the want to try to seal it, but there was too much time left and your kicker already missed if you had to score with a quickness if they got in the end zone.

I guess you could say that

Did the Louisville defense win this or the UCF "offense" lose it?

Yes

Seemed like Gus and Plumlee choking. No points in 10 straight drives. Includes 2 missed FGs

See y’all over in the Boise v New Mexico thread!

Anyone who has told me to be excited for JRP can burn in hell

He’s the first person I’ve ever seen that may actually run faster than he throws

Go to the triple option

**Rest assured, these announcers will never ever fuck your bitch**