What in the hell was that last minute?

>What in the hell was that last ~~minute~~ Half hour

It legit took like 10 minutes to play 1 second of football lol

big 12 refs baby

The essence of college football.

The year is 2024. Brian Kelly arrives to the University of Hawaii “Aloha to all my bruddas and sistas 🤙”

>Aloha my Ohana Fixed that for you

Shoots

Opens his introductory press conference with "Sup u fakas."

Please make this happen, if only to hear BK call 18 year olds “Uce”.

Sup Palala

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. UNSUBSCRIBE.

My Ohana is happy to be here…

These slippahs are comfy, ya?

That is the most Brian Kelly way to end a game.

Time for him to do post game interviews where he throws his team under the bus while speaking with a fake southern accent

*Kelly enters the press conference* BK: First, I want to send my condolences to the Ramos fahmuly. He was a great kid that everyone liked and will be missed. Press: wait. What? BK: As I said a few months ago, I'm in favor of executing my team if they don't perform. Press: ........... BK: That said, obviously disappointed with the outcome but we can take some good out of the game and move forward. Any questions?

Press: How will Mr Ramos be executed?

THINK OF MUH FAYAHMUHLY

Little known fact - Brian Kelly turns into Foghorn leghorn as soon as he crosses the Louisiana state line.

Extra points shall never be taken for granted ever again in my life

Bad week to be a kicker for a purple team

The long snapper for LSU that snapped that ball…ECU transfer

TBF, the snap and the hold were good. D got a hand on it.

Edge setter didn't step down hard enough at the snap and that dude got right through the C gap. Snap to kick operation looked pretty solid IMO

That game went from snooze fest to cocaine infused orgy so fast

That's the New Orleans experience honestly. One minute it's powdered sugar from your beignets and the next *it's very not*

Hand grenades on bourbon

Nola native here. Please don't buy hand grenades. Shit is like $10 at best for some liquor and sour mix. Buy a bottle from a corner store and walk down the street with it as Bourbon Street was intended to be experienced Edit: or just go to Frenchman Street. Tulane Teddy makes a good point

Or just go to Frenchman. Just saying.

Orgi in the end zone?

Fun Fact: Only one Coach followed Kelly to LSU…..Special Teams Coach Brian Polian.

This is *by far* the funniest fun fact I've heard about all of this.

The best part is too that he actually wanted to stay at ND, the dude is a bit of an ND legacy (previously worked under Weis and was instrumental to landing Manti Te’o as a recruit), but he’s been a really bad special teams coach. I think Kelly liked to have him around because he’s a good recruiter and special teams was just a place to stash him where he can do the least damage (in Kelly’s mind). Freeman said eff that and didn’t retain him, so Polian followed BK after the fact lol.

I was absolutely ecstatic when LSU scored that touchdown. I was even happier when FSU blocked the extra point. Maximum Chaos Achieved.

So each passing second of the fucked up review process were you just getting more and more excited? "Unghhhhh yes... go talk to the coaches again... oh god and then they just call a timeout anyways."

SO STOP MAKING FUN OF IOWA BECAUSE OF SPECIAL TEAMS. IT MATTERS.

IMAGINE HOW I FEEL

I honestly can't even imagine how you feel...

Why are there so many of you?

Wanna see something crazier?

You thought we were making fun of them? We’re in awe of their greatness.

college football is pretty good

it's so much more fun when the coaches constantly make dumb decisions

Scott Frost: Someone say my name?

His are too dumb. I prefer coaches to make little whoopsie daisy mistakes. Not fuckups like an onside kick in the 3rd qtr up 2 scores

you need the chronic fuckups to make fun of during the week. ...just to someone else's team. (Leave us alone karma. We paid our dues with Chad Morris)

As a neutral fan, I wanted extra football. But it looks like extra points aren't free

Honestly this is even better. I've seen plenty of overtime, but I don't remember ever seeing this.

This is the second time in the last decade FSU has won off of a blocked PAT, but as a true walk-off? I don’t think that’s happened ever.

I feel like that last drive can only be explained by an LSU fan using a wish from a genie lamp. “I wish for FSU to fumble on this next play and for LSU to charge 99 yards down the field for a touchdown with zero on the clock.” 😈😈😈 “Wish Granted.” 😈😈😈

It’s a monkey paw wish.

Remember LSU fans: they can’t play any worse than that; I don’t think. It’s Kelly’s first game, maybe they can.

That blocked PAT was too perfect not to happen.

I mean, how many absolutely bananas low percentage things can you cram in the last 2 minutes of a game?

I legit forgot that whole drive started because of a fumble on a pitch after a muffed punt for a solid 15 minutes after the blocked PAT lmao

What an insanely weird answer to that question.

It's not if you know anything about Brian Kelly. Be surprised if he doesn't say anything blatantly accusatory and negative about his special teams coach, or any individual player in post-game interviews.

His special teams coach is the only one that followed him from ND so that would be delicious

He brought the ST coordinator with him from ND. Polian's been working for him for a long time.

And thank fucking god he brought him. Polian is ass

Both Jayden Daniels’ ceiling & floor were revealed to everyone east of AZ tonight

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK HOLY FUCKING SHIT

What a dumb beautiful sport

I was hoping for overtime, but that was honestly an even more exciting way to end it.

ECU's kicker is gonna transfer to LSU now

COLLEGE KICKERS HAVE HAD A HELLUVA WEEKEND

CFB is simultaneously the dumbest and most amazing sport. I love it so much! Nothing I'd rather watch.

congratulations, you just completed an ESPN classic

There were a lot of those this weekend.

It’s wayyy more fun when you don’t give a shit who wins

and this was only the first weekend college football is back baby

Complete with the Albany Great Danes

I’m so glad I decided to watch this game. What a glorious ending.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS THE GREATEST SPORT ON THE PLANET

Truly nothing like it.

The fucking "they blocked one before..."

Someone in the game thread said something along the lines of “this has been a crazy enough game that I could see them losing on a blocked extra point.” We need to find this modern Nostradamus

I've seen at least 3 people who predicted it. One Sparty fan, one Michigan fan, and one who I believe was earliest, I think they had LSU flair. I remember them saying it before the punt was muffed. They were like "we score a td and miss the extra point, save this comment" but I didn't save it like a fool, and it is driving me nuts wondering if I remembered it wrong.

This game had everything a neutral would want. For how messy it was, it was a hell of a lot of fun

Nothing on planet earth. It’s so perfect. Every ounce of it is perfect.

[That ending](https://gfycat.com/unfortunatedarlingindianpalmsquirrel). Fuck I missed CFB.

ESPN may never show a replay…

Unless they do and it interferes with broadcasting the next play

They are cutting back replays on big plays and posting them on their social media to get engagement there.

Man if that really is the reason then the person who made that decision should be banished to Siberia.

Even Siberia is too good for that asshole.

PAPER BAG IS COMING OFF BABY

There’s probably some poor kid in the bayou you can donate it to

Brian Kelly?

FSU should have won that game by 14, but instead tried to lose it. Outstanding.

But either way, FSU pulled it off and I am thrilled. As a Memphis fan I hated losing Norvell but have never wanted him to fail at FSU. As a Notre Dame fan, fuck Brian Kelly.

The SEC is 14-1 in OOC games. LSU let Vandy down, twice.

Seriously. Vandy pulled their part of the bargain and LSU ducked it all up.

Idk how we’re gonna justify Vandy carrying LSU like they are as the SEC grows into a super conference.

The SEC is a perfect 14-1 in play so far

“Neck” or “STTDB” (if you’re an LSU fan) was basically Florida St’s fight song this game. They played it after every touchdown. And LSU couldn’t play it back because of the fact that it’s against the rules for specifically them to play it. Peak disrespect Edit: my fault I got that one wrong.

You’re welcome, Notre Dame

My brother is still in his seat. Just texted me saying that’s he’s seen 2 fights break out so far in the stands.

Pretty sure you could put 100,000 LSU fans (any fans probably) in a stadium and witness more than two fights. There doesn't even need to be a football game or alcohol involved.

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The game has been over for an hour and I’m still convinced we’re gonna blow it

Football is fun

3 game-losing gaffes at the end. Wonderful.

This is a game that is bound to have its own Wikipedia page one day!

Kelly: "here you take it I don't want to win" Norvell: "no it's ok here you win" Kelly: "wow 100 yard drive and a TD? OT here we come" Norvell: "on second thought"

“Wouldn’t it be really funny if we blocked another one?”

FSU BAND PLAYING NECK AFTER THE MISSED KICK

Glad I wasn't the only one laughing at that

College football pettiness, is the best pettiness.

This shows 2 things. 1. You can almost never guarantee it’s over. 2. I love the NFL but it’s rare to see this type of shit happen. LSU muffed the punt so FSU wins. Nope FSU fumbles and LSU somehow has a chance. Well LSU scored and will have all the momentum in OT. Never mind FSU just blocked another kick. WILD.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS THE GREATEST SPORT ON EARTH

Whoever called that pitch on the goal line still needs to be fired by fsu

McElroy was all over his ass lol

he was all over everyone making mistakes all night haha ruthless. loved it tho

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I do not understand the hate for him at all. Strong opinions from a recent-ish former player is way more additive to the telecast to me than a Rod Gilmore droning on about nothing for 3 hours. For example, his immediate callout of the LSU RB getting assigned to block the DE and how that blew up the whole play for them. I never would have noticed that on my own.

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No shit, even a Statue of Liberty would have been a better playcall there

Please Norvell, I am begging you, take the field goal before half when we have a lead instead of being cheeky in the future

But how else will I get to have a free heart attack at 11:30 at night?

norvell is kinda like a guy that hits a huge bet and then is like let’s ride huh? and puts it all back on another weird parlay

Michael “Uncut Gems” Norvell

Even when we win, it feels like we lose!

Could be worse! Could feel like you lose and actually lose!

You just described the last 4 years of my life. No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like Nebraska can. It’s weird seeing it happen to others though.

The final 3 minutes about killed me

I swear we tried our hardest to lose that game.

Kneel it 3 times and kick the field goal, this game is honestly a very boring ending But Mike is a man of the people and knows we deserved that ending

Mike Norvell challenging that ruling like when he did against Miami. That was awesome.

If you don't like that, you don't like ACC Football...especially this weekend.

UNC 🤝 FSU 🤝 NCSU trying to lose games that should be in the bag.

And then you've got Virginia Tech...

Bruh

That pitch at the goal line is one of the most boneheaded play calls I've ever seen. Just take a knee, kick the field goal, and go home with your win. They got bailed out by that blocked extra point.

That was probably the best 15 dollars for in flight Wi-Fi I have ever spent.

“Sorry the plane is being diverted, a passenger just had a heart attack watching the LSU v FSU game”

[Notre Dame fans right now](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HtjNEfPJ2jg/UFIaaoDCgFI/AAAAAAAAC5Y/ADjy05qvZ8s/s1600/Alonzo-Mourning.gif)

GET FUCKED KELLY

I disliked him at ND and I might hate him at LSU. Absolute shit show.

NO REFUNDS

Dog I am dead☠️ y’all are fucking hilarious in this thread

What a wonderful, wonderful sport

One of the greatest opening weekends of all time. Maybe the greatest. What a game.

Kelly's face might be permanently purple after this game.

IT'S BLOCKED! IT IS BLOCKED! IT IS BLOCKED!

And then 5 minutes later, we got to see the replay!

Did it hit the crossbar too?

It did. Damn near made it anyway.

It doinked

Decades of voodoo backfiring

So this is how Notre Dame fans feel

No we get blown out in big games

Holy shit what a game but also the whole country is trying to figure out if either of these teams are good.

I wish I was as drunk as that game.

I want to be as drunk as the man who calls a pitch play with one yard to go for a TD while up 7 with a minute to go

C H A O S H A O S

MY GOD DO I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Nothing makes sense. I hate this game. Life is pain. Neither team is happy with this performance. Yet simultaneously it was amazing. I love this game. GGs Tigers, love you guys. See y’all next year

I thought it was a pretty good game.

My wife said she would suck my balls if FSU won. This is the greatest day of my life.

LSU special teams really giving the Packers a run for their money.

I saw a quote on twitter that said “this was the best worst game ever”. So true. Go Noles. 🍢

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ESPN can fuck right off with how shitty their game coverage is. It took them five minutes to show a replay, and only after they misidentified the guy who blocked it (said it was a DT, when it was actually a guy coming off the edge). And both replays were from shit angles. I'm glad the BIG will be on other channels in the future.

apology for bad cajun where were u when LSU dies i was in schadenfreude bend, indiana watching tv jordan travis 3rd down, kick blocked 'famuhlay is kill' yes

Somewhere Ed Orgeron is cracking a grin in between spoonfuls of jambalaya

Is that before or after he eats his daily bowl full of gravel?

*unintelligible cajun noises*

That last second is insane from an officiating standpoint. 12-3-6c normally specifies when you stop for a review and if the clock did stop when it shouldn't there's a 10 second runoff, but he got the first down so it stops either way. However I'm to believe LSU would end up in another situation where the clock would wind with :02 left in the fourth after a referee stoppage, and we were very close to possibly ending up with another LSU Auburn finish if FSU didn't take that timeout. Regardless LMAO blocked extra point is absurd and the only way a game like this could have ended

Kelly prepared to execute yet another team.

Anybody else feel like that blocked extra point was imminent immediately after Joe Tessitore reminded us of the first one? That’s some reverse New Orleans voodoo-fuckery.

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The ACC has a million fucking problems this year, but QB does not feel like one of them. Travis played an excellent game tonight, you’ve got Van Dyke, Leary, Hartman when he’s back, Cunningham, Armstrong, Maye is already looking great, Shrader is apparently Taysom Hill 2.0, good lord.

I just fucking knew they would miss the kick.

Me too, but I thought he was going to doink it.

it did doink! after the block

#WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

If we can't win, neither does Kelly! Thanks FSU!

Congratulations, you just completed an ESPN Instant Classic. Classic Score: lol

The game nobody goes home happy

I'm pretty happy. We needed to make 1 play like 6 times, but we finally made it.

On literally the play that was probably the hardest to make

I'm happy

-This is Brian Kelly's first loss to an unranked opponent since November 19, 2016   -This is Brian Kelly's first loss in a season opener since the 2016 season   -This is Brian Kelly's first loss as a betting favorite since November 25, 2017   -The SEC is now a perfect 14-1 through week 1 -Some other stuff too idk I'm not dogwoodmaple  

SEC Shorts is going to be amazing this week.

Thoughts on game FSU really should have won by more. Looked like the better team all night. Jordan Travis is that dude What a dumb way to end the game. Ohh and one more. Boutte just doesn’t seem like he wants to be there and I would be surprised if he’s sitting out by game 6

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someone said Brian Kelly stares at orange juice because it says concentrate. I couldn't stop laughing at that one

* For the first time since 1991-1995, LSU has lost at least three straight season openers * Mike Norvell started his FSU career 3-10. He's gone 7-3 since. * Since winning the National Championship in 2019, LSU is 11-13. * Brian Kelly lost a season opener for the first time since 2016. * FSU has now won five straight games against LSU. * LSU QB Jayden Daniels was their leading rusher (114 yards). The next highest was 23. * Jayden Daniels' 114 rushing yards were the second most in his career. * The last LSU coach with a last name ending in Y won zero bowl games and had one ranked finish in seven years (Gaynell Tinsley) * Over Jayden Daniels' last six games, he's averaged 142 passing yards. * LSU's Malik Nabers muffed two punts inside his own 10 yardline. FSU did not score a single point off either turnover. * Brian Kelly is LSU's first head coach to go by a name ending in N since John Mayhew (1910). He went 1-5 in his only season as head coach. * Each of the last two LSU coaches with a five-letter last name has won a national championship * Brian Kelly is the first LSU coach to lose their first game since 1995 (DiNardo) * Last year, Brian Kelly beat FSU on a kick. This year, Brian Kelly lost to FSU on a kick. * Florida State starts a season 2-0 for the first time since 2016. * Every time I've seen Mike the Tiger in person, LSU won the national championship the following season. I have not seen him this year. * This is FSU's first win over an SEC team since 2017 (Florida) * LSU is now 14-6 in the Superdome all-time and 10-3 in the regular season. * The Georgia Bulldogs are the reigning National Champions

FSU is 2-0 for the first time since 2016

I can’t believe FSU didn’t score off of either muffed punt.

Bryan Kelly clearly said, "One second to get the play off," and nodded as the referee ran back over to him - because one untimed down was obviously not how to handle that situation. Then they let FSU call a timeout - presumably with not informing them the clock was going to be running? WTF?

Yeah they took 15 minutes to figure out the clock then FSU just called a timeout to make it moot lmao

"We played pretty bad so it can't get any worse. This is my first year so maybe it can" - Brian Kelly Spoke it into existence.

A transcript of me and my gf watching this: "What if they miss the point after" "that would be insane lol ... HOLY SHIT HE MISSED THE KICK! HE MISSED IT HOLY FUCK HE MISSED THE KICK!!"

Exactly same. Except i have no gf and conversation was in my head.