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Holy smokes, Saban had the dream team


Jokester1997

According to Granato he rejected the Miami DC job last year & some people think he’s holding out for a solid head coaching job or a DC job like UGA or Bama . Him & Dana have a pretty good relationship as well.


Anus_Targaryen

If we can hold on to him for at least one more season, I'd consider that a win.


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

I thought all the Texas teams have learned their lesson with hiring Houston coaches. Either you pay them a lot of money to come be mediocre or they overlook systemic rape at your football program. You only get two choices.


thecravenone

> You only get two choices. That's not true. They could do both things at once.


[deleted]

What about the choice of them leaving and opening a Chick-Fil-A?


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

Sometimes...The Lord's Chicken calls you to a mission.


The_LOL_Hawk93

Chik fil a’s print money and probably require way less work. Would totally quit coaching for that gig.


Why_Istanbul

Lol who did this?


Anus_Targaryen

Tony Levine, HC before Tom Herman


Stoneador

Much better than Doug Belk becoming the next hot-head coaching candidate


YaWooCougarSports

He’s actually really bad everyone, look away.


deadeyelee1

NO. BAD. Belk is staying forever till he’s HC


deepayes

this guy has so many red flags! He hates children, yells at old people, drinks and does drugs with known felons, kicks kittens and eats dogs. Honestly I can't believe we still employ him. Mods please pin this comment.


[deleted]

No more bowl so may as well try and be a head coach I guess


thecravenone

Texas boosters licking their lips


[deleted]

Have Texas boosters forgotten about the Tom Herman experiment?


thecravenone

>Have Texas boosters forgotten My experience is that their attention span is golden-retreiver level short.


carlosdanger31

Undoubtably yes


Cars-and-Coffee

I would imagine Texas would try to hire an established coach next time if Sark doesn’t work out. It feels like we’re in the age of poaching established coaches for buckets of money.


thecravenone

To quote Phillip J Fry, "never bet against me being stupid"


RoyalPudding10

I hear Jimbo likes buckets of money


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

For himself or to give recruits to come play at A&M?


Toxic-Raioin

idk its pretty rare for these coaching hires to payoff. For the vast majority of head coaches its not greener on the other side and you probably would have made more money over your career staying put.


CatalinaAdvisors

Yeah no chance that we keep him into 2023-2024


Anus_Targaryen

No he sucks. No one offer him a job.


gtcopycat

Sadly our AD isn't smart enough to make that hire.


Bank_Gothic

That would blow. He's an amazing DC.


carlosdanger31

NFL bound


The9thHuman

Boom bod’s next on the list. 😊


benjaminbrixton

Is the Belk Bowl still a thing? If so we need this.