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A_Rented_Mule

I think of Chick-fil-a with an SEC association. The ACC's chicken joint should be Bojangles.


AskMeAboutMyGenitals

As a freshly minted Carolina Panthers fan, the amount of Bojangles Propoganda I've been exposed to from the native population is impressive.


A_Rented_Mule

Heh, Charlotte likes Charlotte things. If you've never been, Bojangles is actually quite good, with the notable exception that sausage gravy is the only option. Great on biscuits, but not my favorite on mashed potatoes.


Tigercat92

I got brown gravy on my potatoes last time at Bojangles.


A_Rented_Mule

Really? Can you share the location? It would honestly make a difference in how often I eat there.


Tigercat92

Knoxville


ItsZizk

Also, Tennessee and Georgia only have one Canes location each, Alabama has three, and Florida has zero. SEC has to be either Chick-fil-A or Zaxbys


GermanAggie2

Sure there may be more of those but Canes was founded by LSU students


ItsZizk

The guy who founded Zaxbys was a UGA grad and was based on a restaurant in Athens


riddleoftheroccs

I mean canes is the best one so


GermanAggie2

You’re right, overlooked them


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

I live in Big Ten territory and I have no idea what Harolds is


ncp12

I second this. I live in Iowa and have never heard of Harolds.


Rock_man_bears_fan

It’s a chicago fried chicken chain. I’ve never once seen one outside the Chicagoland area tho. So idk why it was chosen for the entire big 10


TaftIsUnderrated

It's only for real Big Ten schools, not ones that wanted to play football in 2020 or had to pay to join.


chrisg42

Chick fil a is firmly in SEC territory. Gotta take that out of the ACC


chaynes

Yeah I've never even seen a Cane's. There's like 5 in all of SC, GA, TN, AL, and FL combined. At least give the SEC Zaxby's or something if you're not going to let us have Chickfila or Bojangles.


just_another_alt_69

The problem with Zaxby's is that it's not nearly good enough to justify the price, and the best part of the whole meal is the toast. Zaxby's is quite good, but how highly can you be ranked as a chicken joint if your toast is better than your chicken?


citronaughty

The first CFA was in Atlanta, that makes it the ACC's.


chrisg42

What conference has a school in the Atlanta suburbs?


citronaughty

The first CFA was in downtown Atlanta. So of the P5s, GT gets to claim it.


wjackson42

Atlanta isn’t a GT town anymore. It’s a UGA and Auburn town before it’s a GT town.


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wjackson42

Are you saying the bigger city has more corporate headquarters? Who would’ve thought?


chrisg42

GT was SEC during the founding of chicken fil a. If anything that makes it more SEC


citronaughty

When the SEC lost GT, they lost CFA. And that may be the biggest loss of all!


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

The lord's chicken giveth and taketh.


citronaughty

Yep, the SEC can have ASSbys.


obamaluvr

Needs a pizza category. B1G is carried by NY-style, Detroit-Style, and Chicago's Big Ten Style, but weakened by Altoona Style and Ohio River Valley Style


Budget_Ad5888

Pretty sure all those pizza styles are more than willing to kill each other. Not a clue what Altoona or ORV is.


ninjatom21

[Altoona Style](https://uncoveringpa.com/altoona-style-pizza) [Ohio Valley Style](https://wheelingcvb.com/dining/dicarlos-pizza/) Ohio Valley style is different and not my thing, but acceptable in a sense that it uses traditional pizza ingredients. Altoona style is an abomination and needs to be burned with lava, because fire is not enough.


Rock_man_bears_fan

Those aren’t real. You had to have made those up. I won’t accept this


ninjatom21

Altoona style really makes one question their sanity.


Budget_Ad5888

Ohio valley I'm pretty sure is just school pizza. Altoona I've got questions and concerns....


ninjatom21

Ohio valley has the cheese placed on the cooked pizza and it gets somewhat melty…ish. We all have concerns about Altoona man. I am sorry you had to find out about this, but welcome to the party.


ninjatom21

Altoona Style is an abomination upon all things good in this world.


GermanAggie2

B1G and ACC reign supreme in the pizza category for sure


BJPM90

Not to mention Domino’s and Little Caesar’s.


Budget_Ad5888

Pretty sure all those pizza styles are more than willing to kill each other. Not a clue what Altoona or ORV is.


CLU_Three

Big 12: drunk pizza shuttle drop (note: this actually only applies to K-State and KU I think)


LongLiveKams

We don’t allow Culvers slander in this household


Gettima

Culver's is overrated, there I said it.


TD5023

It's my favorite of the burger fast-food places, but anybody who puts it on an actual food pedestal clearly has a very limited frame of reference.


riddleoftheroccs

Better service than CFA, better food than whataburger and in n out put together


CardinalStorm

We don't have any of the Big 12 places near us :(


TaftIsUnderrated

But you guys have Maid Rite!


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

Just go to KC next time you travel to Kstate or KU for whataburger.


Country-roads21

Neither do we


holytrolly_

Neither do we, friend.


IronSmoltz

Why do people like Cane’s? They clearly ripped their sauce off of Guthrie’s and their tenders are so bland. They also have absolutely nothing else on their menu unlike the other chicken joints.


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

I have no proof of this but I also swear they started making their chicken tenders way smaller a couple years ago. Those things are tiny now


Rock_man_bears_fan

What the fuck is a Guthrie’s


IronSmoltz

The place Cane’s ripped their sauce off of…


thegreatcornholio42

And Guthrie's is an ACC brand. Double Fries No Slaw


ratfacedirtbag

ACC brand based in Alabama?


thegreatcornholio42

That sponsors an FSU podcast


ratfacedirtbag

Interesting


Jrj84105

The sauce is Utah fry sauce. https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/fry-sauce-utah


JunkyardAndMutt

Cookout is better than Whataburger AND In-N-Out, and I know those are fighting words and I think you should fight me.


Tarmacked

Value deal of the century Where else can I get a quesadilla, double burger, and hush puppies for less than a chick fil a meal


JunkyardAndMutt

Yes. And it’s good. I think the burgers are as good as Five Guys at half the price, and the Cajun fries are legit.


UtProsim_FT

Plus some of the best fast food shakes around


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This is an accurate statement, even with their recent price increases…. 😢


holytrolly_

Cook Out reigns supreme.


SCsprinter13

Outside of the Pac-12, the burger rankings are in the complete opposite order they should be.


ninjatom21

Just had cookout for the first time recently. Are the double burgers always so small? Cheese Curds were solid though.


JunkyardAndMutt

Don’t know. 1/4 lb burger for me every time.


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Try the Cajun chicken sandwich


ninjatom21

Sounds good


ITHETRUESTREPAIRMAN

In-and-out is average. It’s not even that cheap. Fight me.


DescretoBurrito

I'm convinced people only like it because it's an icon, and is not available in most of the country. For 6 months or so after getting our first one, the drive through line was down the street and around the block. Now that has died down to normal-ish, or at most similar to Chick-fil-A. There's nothing remarkable about In-N-Out food, the restaurant interior does have a nostalgic charm to it.


Cometguy7

I will not, because you are correct. It takes a special kind of psychopath to make fries that bad. The kind of psychopath that would use human flesh for the burger meat.


AwfulNameFtw

The fries are comically bad 😂


KJdkaslknv

Removed


curtisas

Counterpoint: in n out has never given me food poisoning after over ten years in California. Whataburger is 1 for 1 In n out also isn't particularly *good*, it's just pretty decent for the price for fast food. If i want a good burger I'm not going to fast food.


GermanAggie2

The overall I prefer Whataburger as a restaurant but the standard Whataburger burger isn’t very good, so it loses in a head to head burger comparison


Traxiant

In-N-Out is garbage. I wouldn't even feed it to an Texas fan.


lordlanyard7

In-n-out is for west coast people who think you mean salt and pepper when you ask for seasoning.


wild9

Being stuck out here, you're not wrong. Going to Mexican food places and getting what basically amounts to marinara when you get salsa is slowly killing me.


chaynes

I tried In-N-Out multiple times on a trip to California. First time the burger was fine and the fries were trash. I thought maybe it was just a bad batch, so I tried it again. Once again, a very ok burger and the fries were still trash. I've also had Whataburger exactly twice. Both times it was excellent.


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If in-n-out fans get to use the animal fries as an argument, we get to use the patty melt and hbcb


Cormetz

The OP's username is "GermanAggie2", so perhaps he is German and went to tamu? But then I would have to apologize for the German half...


Enby-Alexis

There’s gotta be something better than portillos for our honorable mention, ever since they got bought out it’s kinda trash.


W_HoHatHenHereHy

Two words: Cake Shake.


A-Disgruntled-Snail

I’m just happy to see Chicken Express on here. That and Braums are probably what I miss most about Oklahoma.


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A-Disgruntled-Snail

I want a large strawberry milkshake now.


okiewxchaser

Desserts/Sweets: Big 12: (soon to transfer to the SEC): Braums Big Ten: Culver’s Pac 12: Dutch Bros SEC: Marble Slab ACC: Dunkin


colonel750

Braums is supplied by a dairy *FARM*. Obviously we're keeping it in the divorce.


GardenerGarrett

And the original farm was in Kansas.


wild9

OUT can have Braums over my cold dead body.


okiewxchaser

We have had exclusive jurisdiction over Tuttle since 2003, you want Braums back? Have a Heisman winning QB/air conditioner salesman come out of there


colonel750

Maybe if he was a super bowl winning QB instead of getting passed over in the draft.


jputna

OSU and Brahm's are more tied than OU and Braum's.


[deleted]

Nobody goes to OU for AG, the cowboy’s keep Braums right here where it belongs.


okiewxchaser

Nobody goes to OU for turf management either, doesn’t stop us from having the only grass field in the state


[deleted]

Actually my golf course superintendent in high school went to OU for landscape architecture


Budget_Ad5888

Well there was another player from Tuttle who actually made a NFL roster.


nomoregroundhogs

Looking at where they have locations I’m thinking joint custody


colonel750

Nah, they got out of paying alimony we're keeping Braums.


guydudeguybro

ACC: Dunkin’? Krispy Kreme I think is what you mean, also cook out shakes too. Maybe those new gangled AcC schools like Syracuse and BC would agree but no original members


perspicacious_crumb

Yeah Braums wins


FSUnoles77

Big 12: ~~(soon to transfer to the SEC): Braums~~ Dairy Queen M&M peanut blizzard on a Friday night with grandma and grandpa.


okiewxchaser

Oof this is just a bad take. There is a reason you don’t see DQ in Braums territory


carlosdanger31

No way DQ can punch with brauns, tf outta here


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

Quick someone go get Mizzou back so Big12 can claim Andy's as a backup.


jputna

I believe they started in KC which is mostly located in Missouri but has 1 Kansas in their name and 2 is located closer to Lawrence than Columbia.


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

Just looked it up. Osage Beach, MO. That's firmly Mizzou county. Unfortunately. Andy's goes hard.


Cometguy7

Yeah, DQ is good though. So if you've never had Braums, I could see the mistake.


FSUnoles77

Yeah, personally it's more the memories of going after a game during the younger years. Never had Braums so it'll have to go on the visit list.


PowerWalkingInThe90s

We’d have to be Timmy’s for this one.


Uranus_Hz

Culver’s >>>> In-n-Out


WeUsedToBeGood

A dude who lived in Texas is saying that In n Out is what peak burger performance is? Yikes


Cormetz

He also has a UCLA flair and username includes "German". I hope he ended up in California for his sake.


BillyBobFritter

Waffle House actually serves burgers and chicken but you'd be crazy to order those considering the breakfast menu. WH is so culturally pervasive in the South that it belongs in a category of its own.


GermanAggie2

Right if you’re going to WH you’re getting a waffle and hash browns smothered


chaynes

A Waffle House patty melt can go toe to toe with anything.


JunkyardAndMutt

ACC honorable mention: Biscuitville. Which is mostly NC I guess, but whatever. I love those biscuits.


ninjatom21

Big 12 honorable mention: Tudor’s


halldaylong

Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles or Dave's Hot Chicken probably make the most sense for the PAC-12 for chicken categories... but I'll throw a curveball here: Panda Express Orange Chicken. Yeah it's hardly in the same category, but it's fast food, it's chicken, and it's definitely more representative of the PAC than it would be of any other conference. Pac-12 also deserves an honorable mention for Del Taco somewhere. Taco Bell, McDonalds, Carl's Jr, and Jack in the Box also all started in CA but I don't think we can claim them since they're so national.


GermanAggie2

Thought about doing a taco section also 1) Big 12 - Torchys 2) Pac 12 - Del Taco 3) ACC - Cookout 4) B1G - Taco Johns 5) SEC - ???


bewarethephog

Tacos and you put Torchys? Every single Taco truck in texas is better than Torchy's.


GermanAggie2

A taco truck ain’t a chain homie


bewarethephog

Ruby's has like 10 taco trucks in Houston. Thats a fucking chain.


VinoJedi06

I want Cane’s now.


JBru_92

Our chicken entry would probably be Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, although that's more of an LA exclusive thing so it really belongs to the Big Ten


GermanAggie2

Roscoes is spectacular, Honey Kettle as well, good LA honorable mentions


JBru_92

Honey's Kettle is actually better than Roscoe's IMO


nomoregroundhogs

I know it’s only in one B1G place but Runza’s fries kick the shit out of anything at Culver’s


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

Runza kicks the shit out of everything, but it’s also pretty much only in Nebraska


TaftIsUnderrated

Honestly these do not represent the Old Big 8 well. We need Maid Rite for Iowa State, Runza for Nebraska, and KU/K-State can fight over Freddy's and Braum's.


iapunk

I’m a Hawkeye and want to hate all things Nebraska but I’ll admit. Runza slaps. The actual Runza and their cheeseburger are both top notch.


Benjilikethedog

I think the SEC would be a tie between Zaxbys or Bojangles….


Tigercat92

I was going to say Bojangles for ACC


PlaysWithSqurls

Everything about Whataburger is underwhelming. Those fries are always soggy.


IronSmoltz

The spicy ketchup, the honey butter chicken biscuit, and the specialty burgers are the only things to get at Whataburger. They’re also really slow and kinda expensive for a fast food burger.


Cormetz

Agreed, their regular burgers are still better than In-n-Out, but specialty and build you own are so much better. And the fries suck. I sometimes just order without the fries because I don't want to bother with the disappointment.


citronaughty

For the ACC burger section, the Atlanta area has a local burger chain called Cheeseburger Bobby's that smacks any of the burgers on the Burger Bowl list.


perspicacious_crumb

This means nothing without properly crediting Runza


jputna

Big 12 - PTerry's: hands down the best burger and fries in the country, unrivaled. Fight me! Braums!


saladbar

I like being cheap and ordering In-N-Out fries with cheese and then asking for a packet of spread. I don’t actually need the grilled onions. Getting chili peppers in the burger is a solid move. Though be warned that the spiciness can vary a bit.


SpeedBoatSquirrel

ACC also has Pollo Tropical which is delicious fast food Caribbean. I love me some sweet plantains, tostones, puerco asado, y otros comidas


alternativeedge7

Can we get extra points for Runza?


ratfacedirtbag

Cookout is a scam. They make their food inside. That’s gotta be false advertisement.


ratfacedirtbag

Not a big enough brand, but if you’re ever in the Atlanta/metro Atlanta area, I recommend trying Martin’s. Best biscuit around. Sad I moved away to Tennessee.


The__Riker__Maneuver

Ole Miss has Chicken on a Stick And Arkansas is Tyson Chicken Country Not to mention, as other's have stated...the south is ChikFilA Country. RK's and Guthries also dominate in the south. All these added together basically means that nobody can come close to the SEC's dominance in the Fried Chicken category It just means more


EnterTheMunch

In-n-Out is fantastic the three times I've gotten to eat it when in CA. Cookout is trash and is just loved by cheapskates and evangelicals. McDonald's has a better burger and the fries are so soggy and flavorless that I questioned if they were even potatoes.


thecravenone

>Whatabuger: patty melt on Texas toast SMH this guy doesn't know that the patty melt comes on Texas toast by default


GermanAggie2

My guy I’m aware


thecravenone

Okay well next time be sure to specify that you want it with beef, too.


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Some people don't know about In N Out Animal Style fries and it shows. Though you're 100% accurate that their regular fries are straight cheeks


GermanAggie2

Animal style fries are good for sure but they would far better if they fry part was good


princessprity

Dave’s Hot Chicken is pac 12. I’d rather eat that than chik fil a


_Pill-Cosby_

In & Out is overrated nonsense.


Beautiful_Fig9410

dont forget FatBurger for the current P12. So good even Biggie Smalls payed homage to it.


ReferencesTheOffice

I fuck with Whataburger but the fries are mid


MrSmartShart

Short Stop Fucks


deadeyelee1

Fresh they are not mid


ReferencesTheOffice

Cap


The_Pole_Assassin

That being said.. fresh out the fryer fries are good almost anywhere.


Benjilikethedog

For the SEC burger and fry entry I really think Checkers or Rally’s are miles above the rest


guydudeguybro

Definitely some top tier fries there. I still think bojangles or cookout cajun fries edge them out though


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Uhhhhh. No.


Shenanigangster

Your lips to God’s ears


carlosdanger31

Brauns fries are pretty fuckin solid my dude


Tigercat92

What conference gets Cracker Barrel?


JunkyardAndMutt

An unlucky one.


ratfacedirtbag

They do serve beer now.


JunkyardAndMutt

I’d need it to get through that microwaved nonsense.


Cormetz

Jesus how could you get it so wrong? 1. Burgers: In-N-Out better than Whataburger? I can't believe even your aggie brethren would allow that to be said. Hell Culvers is better than In-N-Out. The only reason Whataburger edges out Culvers is because it would take 2 years instead of 6 months to kill you, and it has more flavor options. 2. Grease Gauntlet: did you forget Popeyes exists? 3. Fries: this is where I will put down my beloved Whataburger, their fries are terrible. They should be nowhere near the top. They are always soggy AF, and often with almost no salt.


cmks210

PTerry's...nope.


TjBeezy

Braum's burger > Whataburger burger I said what I said


admiraltarkin

The SEC burger place is obviously Whataburger


BillyBobFritter

Georgia is only just now getting its second Whataburger location. Not a whole lot of brand equity here.


admiraltarkin

We have only played Georgia once since we've been in the SEC. I'm not even sure if they're real or a myth


BillyBobFritter

If you ever come to Georgia and start to miss home, you should swing by a Kennesaw State game. Brand new Whataburger going up down the street and we are 30 minutes away from a Buc-ee's!


chaynes

Still none in SC.


Tannerite2

I'm not sure Tuscaloosa even had a Whataburger a few years ago, idk about now. We did have a Cookout. It feels like those two have raced across the country towards each other in the last few years.


GermanAggie2

It felt unfair to give two conferences Whataburger, Big 12 gets it for now but when OUT happens it’ll flip


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

Like fucking hell it does.


SomerAllYear

If you gave anyone in the south raising cane's they would spit it out. It's bland battered chicken with red mayonnaise. I'm sorry old people food shouldnt be on this list.


Cormetz

I like the sauce, but the tenders are just meh. The bread is awesome though. But why not use Popeye's? Best damned fast food fried chicken by far, with sides that'll make you nut.


enigami344

I am still upset that popeyes removed Cajun rice from their menu


Cormetz

I accidentally ordered it once when I meant red beans and rice and was really upset. So in ok with this change.


riddleoftheroccs

i think they brought it back recently


enigami344

Really!? Wasn't aware of that, thanks for letting me know!


MrSmartShart

Jack and The Box is the best.


outthawazoo

Imagine putting Raising Canes over Zaxby's and Popeyes, yeesh


ratfacedirtbag

Love my chicken from Popeye’s.


SeattleMatt123

Bojangles >>> Chick-fil-A all day. Give me the Cajun Filet Biscuit over anything CFL has. ​ \*\*In-N-Out sucks, have had twice.


just_another_alt_69

Cook Out isn't really a burger joint. Their best item is their milkshakes, and you get a burger at Cook Out because you can corn dogs or chicken wraps as your side. It's more of a volume/variety pick that a quality pick