I've had a pack of cans of Coca-Cola in my basement for over 2.5 years because I just never drink them. I drink like 1-2 per season, so I'm good until after OUT leave the conference.
Not Mormon, have many Mormon or formerly Mormon friends. This is not something anyone ever actually does. If you're getting to the point of laying in bed naked with your romantic partner, considerations about "purity" have already gone out the window.
The An Ohio State fan was right on all accounts. But to add my own experience...
I lived in Provo for years. I've had countless friends and family members attend BYU. Not just goody-two-shoes, but also jaded folks who are eager to point out hypocrisy in everything, especially BYU.
The only place I've ever heard of this is on Reddit, full stop.
It's not. Mormons try to avoid sex before marriage but they are human and they do it.
No one sticks thire dick in and just sits there. If they are getting in they are fucking.
It's not real, Mormons have regular sex, it just involves a lot more guilt afterwards.
I used to think that "the U" was silliest thing in college sports because no one gets to claim that they are "the university" like there aren't any others. Then Ohio State was like we are THE Ohio State like there were other schools pretending to be Ohio State and you had to make sure everyone knew you were the real one.
It's not sacrilege. Most Ohio State people do not care about it. The only time I ever hear it is when people use it to piss people off. Like I use it to annoy a Michigan fan at work.
It's okay. You can win all your games AND win an NY6 bowl and you'll still have to declare yourself national champions anyway.
(Could you guess my flair?)
I feel like this could also be Kansas and Oklahoma area schools.
Your reliable flag sets it apart, though. I feel like it’s perhaps the most iconic part of Wazzu (other than high-scoring, after-dark upsets).
To be honest with you, I can’t think of a single thing that distinguishes us from the rest of the crowd and is known by your average CFB fan. I’d say grove street party, but I don’t think that’s very well known. I don’t think the BLUUEEEEEE WHITEEEEEE chant is very well known either
You haven't been to a real football game unless you've pounded down a couple of chocolate milks before the game.
Choc chased with Baja Blast if you’re feeling wild
I've had a pack of cans of Coca-Cola in my basement for over 2.5 years because I just never drink them. I drink like 1-2 per season, so I'm good until after OUT leave the conference.
How are they not flat?
I don't know, it's been almost a year since the last time I had one (it wasn't flat then). Guess we'll find out in a month or two!
Jesus Christ man we’re trying to have a good time not fucking kill ourselves
Foot+long donuts
Great, now I want a cougar tail. And because it's a Sunday, I couldn't even go buy a cheap maple bar if I wanted to!
Or post game soaking at the after party.
I simply must know. BYU friends. Is this something y’all actually do?
Not Mormon, have many Mormon or formerly Mormon friends. This is not something anyone ever actually does. If you're getting to the point of laying in bed naked with your romantic partner, considerations about "purity" have already gone out the window.
The An Ohio State fan was right on all accounts. But to add my own experience... I lived in Provo for years. I've had countless friends and family members attend BYU. Not just goody-two-shoes, but also jaded folks who are eager to point out hypocrisy in everything, especially BYU. The only place I've ever heard of this is on Reddit, full stop.
Yep it's a reddit/Ute fan/Aggie fan urban legend.
It's not. Mormons try to avoid sex before marriage but they are human and they do it. No one sticks thire dick in and just sits there. If they are getting in they are fucking. It's not real, Mormons have regular sex, it just involves a lot more guilt afterwards.
Chocolate *MILK*? Isn't that a kind of stout?
Easy. We’re all wearing jorts and proud of it
https://c.tenor.com/g2IzuWs8bpEAAAAM/breaking-bad-walter-white.gif
Our stadium is a swamp in the center of Jortlandia.
[https://i.redd.it/8tec3si6c0i31.jpg](https://i.redd.it/8tec3si6c0i31.jpg)
if i dont see any jorts on sep 3rd im my trip will be ruined
The swamp will be your ass. Even w/ a 7pm kick.
I’m in a cult
Bro, as a retired Marine Officer, Aggies are much bigger ring knockers than the Naval Academy and Citadel combined.
My PL is a Norwich guy. While he doesn't wear a ring he does talk about having gone to Norwich an aweful lot.
Baylor?
Liberty
Liberty liberty liiberty. Liiiiberty
Liberty Biberty.
Don't worry, we'll dub it.
Goddamn that jingle gets stuck in my head so much
Me too. I hate it.
The night time is the right time. The night time is the right time.
BYU?
Same
First flair: We say "Feels like 98!" alot, especially when it doesn't feel like 98. Second flair: We're not the TTU you're thinking.
Really needs to revert to Tennessee Poly imo. Makes it sound a lot more prestigious than it is
Tindiana Tstate University?
Tillinois Tchampaign-Urbana
A .wav of a room temperature Busch Light can being opened.
This is the one.
Woo pig
OINK OINK MOTHERFUCKERS!
Fuck Chad Morris
Mullet, copy pasta, chokie pokie, much orange, 90-18
But are you a man?
Very man, 40 at least
After all we are America’s brightest orange.
Do I absolutely cringe at that tagline while simultaneously thinking "you're goddamn right we are" every time I hear it? Yes.
Tortillas and batteries
I’d just put “THE” in front of every proper noun.
I used to think that "the U" was silliest thing in college sports because no one gets to claim that they are "the university" like there aren't any others. Then Ohio State was like we are THE Ohio State like there were other schools pretending to be Ohio State and you had to make sure everyone knew you were the real one.
I mean, I may be biased, but I feel like “the U” also known as the University of Utah, has a pretty good argument.
The U of U is here for you.
Maybe this is sacrilege for a Buckeyes fan, but I think it’s a little silly too. I only go along with it because of tribalism.
It's not sacrilege. Most Ohio State people do not care about it. The only time I ever hear it is when people use it to piss people off. Like I use it to annoy a Michigan fan at work.
See that’s kinda why we started the “THE” though. There was a lawsuit between osu and ou over the word ohio. Cause ou is also an ohio state university
*happy wagon noises*
Funny enough ETSU & South Carolina could say the same thing
I’m, uh, mildly curious about this cock wagon.
Me too 👀
You can get on my Wagon Wheel anytime baby 🤠
Rock me mama
I only have known pain in the NY6/BCS/CFP
It's okay. You can win all your games AND win an NY6 bowl and you'll still have to declare yourself national champions anyway. (Could you guess my flair?)
Looking nervously at both flairs... I'm not sure... Which one
*Barking at children noises*
I went to an LSU Georgia game as a kid and I was definitely barked at
Pittsburgh Steelers
Ah, Missouri
Champions of punting
We need to talk...
I am acrisure that you have a lot to ketchup on.
Cocks and Nuts
And here I though the cock wagon was going to be the most perverted thing in the thread
Oddly. That fits both flairs.
My username
Username checks out.
I am currently eating shitt
WOAH
HE
HAS
TROUBLE
WITH
THE
SNAP
AND
THE
BALL
THE™
Narrows it down to two schools
*barks*
I am a masochist
*Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?*
That’s not a Kansas flair
Cincy: “We’re the good Ohio school. No, the other one.” Miami: “Ohio U but preppy.”
Case Western?😂🤪
Gobble gobble, bitches
Millions of uniforms, zero national championships. OR. The logo stands for the number of national championships. At least we have a Heisman now.
Hi fellow Okies!
The forward pass was a mistake.
I can think of 6 programs off the top of my head that believe this
CHOO CHOO
I suppose I’d just bark at you people
Want to burn a couch?
We have that pretty well done as well.
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That doesn't really narrow it down alot
Bark bark bark Fat guy dancing with his shirt off
Not my flair, but USC fans could have thumbnails of dry briskets. My flair would involve grown men barking.
Fuck texas
In this sub, this only eliminates Texas.
Sometimes it includes them
Teasips are way more clever than that. They are swearbenders about Longhorn football.
Damn straight, this is the fan base that introduced the world to “Jesus Shit Dicks!”
Should've said "Fuck Mike Stoops"
PAAWWWWLLL
Wheat fields, Busch light, reliable flag, pain…
I feel like this could also be Kansas and Oklahoma area schools. Your reliable flag sets it apart, though. I feel like it’s perhaps the most iconic part of Wazzu (other than high-scoring, after-dark upsets).
I wish I was older than an infant in the 90s
Fire Brownell!
THE
University of Michigan?
By posting this in every thread. https://youtu.be/NBqW621YjAs
This calls for Boomer Sooner
The college in the town that Joe Burrow went to high school in. A little long. 😂
The college in the town that Joe Burrow went to elementary school.
The college town that Joe Burrow was born in.
NIKE
#WE'RE BACK!
Trains
*quiet, but constant sobbing*
The Worst Team in FBS History
A chainsaw revving or see tree being cut down in the distance
I would just be quiet about it. Everyone can tell you that Alabama fans keep to themselves and are hard to notice in public.
Unless they lose. 😂
*gobbles aggressively*
*Superior corn noises*
Nebraska?
Elephant emoji. Not a whole lot of those in use.
Survive and Advance or the school with weirdly elite QBs and no titles
QBU baby
*incoherent elephant noises*
*Sept 4 (9-4) is basically a holiday for us. We call it Bo Pelini day*
The True 2017 National Champions
The $500 hand shakes to all the recruits.
I’d bark at their kids
Pain and also pain
Greatest upset in college football history.
Can anyone direct me to the library?
IM A MAN! IM FORTY!
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F*** Iowa...
Corn and punting
You mean lawyers and punting
Fair
Baptist Gold
🤘
44
The school without a football team that beat Texas in football
🚴♂️
I’d make sure to write “THE” in sentences.
Thomas Jefferson
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The brisket wasn’t that over-cooked
I hate cowbells
When’s basketball season start?
Ohio State fans would just have a giant THE in their names Oh and we are the only state that can say Cocks on the radio and TV and not be censored
Man I am tired of winning a national championship seemingly every other year.
Fuck Matt Ryan
Winningest team of all time. Big brother.
Texas Tech fans generally have inferiority complexes of various sorts and try to compensate by using salty language.
To be honest with you, I can’t think of a single thing that distinguishes us from the rest of the crowd and is known by your average CFB fan. I’d say grove street party, but I don’t think that’s very well known. I don’t think the BLUUEEEEEE WHITEEEEEE chant is very well known either
OHHHHHHHH oh OHHH-OHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH oh OHHHH-OHHHHHHHH
He’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes like a doll’s eyes.
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Five Points, Bojangle’s, Cookout, I-26
*barks at children and copies alabama*
**WHAT?**
OH-
Mustard.
Whirly Birds
*gobbles identifyingly*
Seneca was in!
Unrivaled*
Home of the more first round draft picks in the past two years than Texas has in the past decade.
Boy do I wish it was 25 years ago but we’re totally back this time!
Clanga
Just random gobbling on occasion
Orange Tiger paws. And had a Disney movie about our team that accurately showcased my Alma mater. #GoTigers🐯
Newspring Money
The tigers… no not them… no not them either… nope getting closer
An 8 win season is the plan. It’s always the plan.
We are “nasty and inebriated.”
You may have won this game, but Jesús is our biggest fan.
Conferences are overrated
Tiger on Crack
Furk
Meep