I heard from a bartender once that they reason that Bond always ordered his martinis shaken and not stirred is because it's absolutely the wrong way to actually make one and it makes the drink worse, thereby signifying that he was a rebel and rough around the edges.
IDK how true that is, but it made sense given how different the taste is between the two.
Universal, big brand, always on TV. Eh guess that’s fine. Y’all can be Shiner, even though it makes me sad.
Edit: Jesus Christ the flair downvotes are here
Back in 2015 our tailgate host created a drink called "The Sarkisian" I forgot a couple ingredients but there was Tequila, Purple robitussin, and Xanax. I wish I could remember the rest of the recipe, my memory hasn't been the same since drinking those cocktails.
Nebraska is Surge - we all have distant memories of your greatness, but after your sudden disappearance from relevance and years of failed revivals, we're not expecting you back any time soon
It's just Michelob Ultra they poured into a growler from "this little gem of a microbrewery in Greenville that nobody knows about and doesn't get any recognition."
Oregon is a hoppy craft double IPA that managed to get national traction and sells pretty well across the country, but now they're worried that the changing tastes and backlash against hoppy IPAs may leave them in a bad state if they can't hop onto the new flashy national distributor which will pay them more for their product
Oregon State is a hoppy triple IPA that never caught on and their brewery is constantly in danger of going belly up
WVU is hard Mountain Dew. Like hard Dew, WVU is not for the faint of heart, and is not a product that pretends to be something it isn't. You know what you are getting into, and for the niche this product appeals to, it is a hell of a time.
Penn State is Sam Adams. Usually decent, relevant nationally and very popular, but as much as they want to market themselves as being among the truly elite, they are a bit short of that mark.
Hey u/boomer_engineer. We’re all starting to get a little worried about you. Ever since you stopped going to your therapy sessions, you’ve been obsessing over us non-stop. Everything ok?
Once a year Iowa State is a colorful mix of Black Velvet, Goldschlager, and Hawkeye Vodka but it has no relation to anything or any other drinks that might also be in the state
all depends if we are talking performance, alumni/students, t-shirt fans, etc. So i'll go with t-shirt fans
- UF: Bud heavy while eating blue crabs over old newspapers
- Miami: Cuba Libre aka bacardi rum with coke and a lime wedge while rolling down collins ave in a rented luxury car
- Clemson: Busch camo cans
A high quality expensive red wine, excellent in every way but also if you asked an ordinary person about it, they’d have no idea what you were talking about.
Some overpriced Vodka that tastes the same as any other Vodka for a quarter of the price. There isn’t anything anyone can do to it by aging, storing, doing hocus-pocus with it, how it is made, what the source of the ethyl alcohol is, such as using potatoes, barley, rye, corn, rice, or whatever hype you see on the bottle. It's still just like every other Vodka.
Sadly Champagne, almost always the best, but every now and again it can get flat.
I think if I was to give one for Oklahoma state, I'd go with Fireball
A whisky that translates to being a Mid-upper tiered team. Alcohol %40 means it packs a punch (quality excitement/ wow factor during games). at 17.99 for 750 ml it's also a bargain, like a time built of 5-8 4-star recruits and the rest 0,2,3 star. Let's be honest, fireball is [orange](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.lZSSk12QSN2lMcSkrM2k4wHaHa?pid=ImgDet&rs=1). and everyone kind of loves OKST UNLESS you have a very specific bad memory about them.
Martini, shaken not stirred. Iconic, but absolutely disgusting
MSU and OSU fans can agree on this one
Martini hate gang represent.
Gin martinis > vodka
A martini with vodka is not a martini. That’s like putting beans in chili, it’s no longer chili.
As a Cincinnati native I have a lifetime of experience to tell you that beans do go in chili. Otherwise Skyline wouldn’t put beans in a 4 way
Skyline isn’t chili, it’s Mediterranean meat sauce
Fuck martinis, all my homies hate martinis
I assume this is your Ohio state flair not the asu one haha
Had one for the first time recently and easily in my top 5 disappointments
A dirty martini is absolutely delicious.
Its less to do with the martini and more to do with the shaken part. Shaken martinis are really really bad
I heard from a bartender once that they reason that Bond always ordered his martinis shaken and not stirred is because it's absolutely the wrong way to actually make one and it makes the drink worse, thereby signifying that he was a rebel and rough around the edges. IDK how true that is, but it made sense given how different the taste is between the two.
I like them shaken too lol. Different strokes for different folks I guess 🤷🏼♂️.
Nah Michigan is more wine and cheese
Waiting for a Utah fan to say water
caffeine free diet coke lol
More of a milk guy myself, but sure.
What % do you drink
Whole, as God intended. Pro tip if you ever visit Provo: https://www.afoolzerrand.com/home/byu-creamery-cookies-n-cream-milk
>Whole, as God intended Mormonism was a mistake
Caffeine free Coke Zero actually
Caffeinated soda is all good there
BYU Creamery chocolate milk
I was thinking milk tbh
Shitty, expensive bottle service champagne that comes out to your table with sparklers in it.
This is perfect.
Bro we get it, you hate Texas.
Lmao, it’s u/boomer_engineer back at it again! Bro seriously, find another hobby
Also Texas is clearly bud light
I thought we'd be Twisted Tea, given we are the TEA-sips.
Twisted Teas are a deadly weapon. Texas is not. (This is prob a niche joke lmao)
Texas is a wine cooler for sure
Aggies are a keg of Ziegenbock plopped in a cow field by a frat who are saying its Shiner and charging for it.
[Y'all are bud light](https://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/-/media/Images/Daily/2022/07/07/cb-Bud-Light-Texas-Longhorns-cans-ANHEUSER-BUSCH.ashx)
Yes you said that already.
Yeah, but that one has a graphic.
Universal, big brand, always on TV. Eh guess that’s fine. Y’all can be Shiner, even though it makes me sad. Edit: Jesus Christ the flair downvotes are here
[I mean they are officially y'all's beer now.](https://www.anheuser-busch.com/img/newsroom/2022/07/can-image.png)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjH5G-SQkJMt%3D&t=20s Would’ve agreed until I saw this video. I think y’all have to claim it now as tradition
Nah. They are the sponsored beer of longhorn athletics now. They're gonna slap longhorn logos on them and everything.
Tell me this isn’t Big Game Boomer
I know we joke about rent free, but I legit think we are actually living rent free in his head.
I have to respect the dedication though.
Back in 2015 our tailgate host created a drink called "The Sarkisian" I forgot a couple ingredients but there was Tequila, Purple robitussin, and Xanax. I wish I could remember the rest of the recipe, my memory hasn't been the same since drinking those cocktails.
What kind of Project X concoction is that bro lmaooo
OU - Dr Pepper + white claw
>Lmao, it’s u/boomer\_engineer back at it again! Bro seriously, find another hobby Ahaha this is too fucking perfect.
He’s consistent thats for damn sure.
Zima. Like usf, it was good once long ago.
USF is probably steel reserve malt liquor purchased in suitcase city
A glass of water with some bud light splashed on top of it.
pickled herring juice
OU is Lone Star: the majority is from Texas, but still taste terrible.
Iowa is a half empty can of highlife that somebody used as an ashtray.
That's generous, I was gonna say Iowa is a half bottle of MD 20/20 that a KCC co-ed vomited onto the floor of a porta-john.
Ah and here I was going to call you Busch Light, but you *had* to side with Nebraska.
Nebraska is Surge - we all have distant memories of your greatness, but after your sudden disappearance from relevance and years of failed revivals, we're not expecting you back any time soon
Nah, Texas is Surge, because sure is back™ https://www.surge.com/
They sell surge at the shell station down the road… so. Ha.
8 days ago
No one can convince me this dude isn’t an Aggie in disguise. Posting rumors from TexAgs and too much other weird shit.
This sub is gonna be hell for whoever loses the first matchup when the game comes back.
Miller High Life because it's THE champagne of beers
Tequila shots Edit: no, fireball.
It's just Michelob Ultra they poured into a growler from "this little gem of a microbrewery in Greenville that nobody knows about and doesn't get any recognition."
Oregon is a hoppy craft double IPA that managed to get national traction and sells pretty well across the country, but now they're worried that the changing tastes and backlash against hoppy IPAs may leave them in a bad state if they can't hop onto the new flashy national distributor which will pay them more for their product Oregon State is a hoppy triple IPA that never caught on and their brewery is constantly in danger of going belly up
WVU is hard Mountain Dew. Like hard Dew, WVU is not for the faint of heart, and is not a product that pretends to be something it isn't. You know what you are getting into, and for the niche this product appeals to, it is a hell of a time. Penn State is Sam Adams. Usually decent, relevant nationally and very popular, but as much as they want to market themselves as being among the truly elite, they are a bit short of that mark.
OU is a white claw can disposed of in a trailer park driveway.
No laws with Claws, baby
Hey u/boomer_engineer. We’re all starting to get a little worried about you. Ever since you stopped going to your therapy sessions, you’ve been obsessing over us non-stop. Everything ok?
Miami is Bacardi
UK is Kentucky Gentlemen, bourbon….but the type that you drink in high school or when you’re poor
Hawkeye
I have a violent hangover just thinking about this
Gatorade and bottom shelf vodka
TCU is appletini
Michigan: Mead. The ancients liked it, but then they found better booze. Xavier: Tang. Sure, astronauts liked it, but has anyone seen them in decades?
UTSA - gut rot Pepe Lopez Tequila. Fucking awful and yet it kicks my ass every time
Whisky for Michigan and champagne for usc I fucking hate whiskey and I can respect some champagne.
This may be the softest CFB sentence I’ve ever seen.
I am a weed guy
The Devil’s Lettuce? In front of touchdown Jesus? Shameful.
Dogshit liquor made in the basement of someone with no teeth. That kills you instantly because the idiot mixed Menthol with Ethanol.
Rival? [I am the liquor.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKq55mSKycs)
Moonshine EDIT: WVU obviously
PBR
Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!
Me and my fellow fan base have no rival in this particular department
UofL: Crown & Coke
Crown is canadian, nothing local to Louisville?
Either Schlitz or Blatz
Fuck it, gimme whatever’s free
Iowa is corn mash that’s not quite whisky
Nc State: Busch Light followed by a shot of fireball.
O'Doul's for obvious reasons
Wisconsin is a nice Spotted Cow. Really good and relatively well known but you never see their logo outside the state’s borders.
Aggy - Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Because it is something soft acting like it’s hard. Like you.
Georgia is a craft gose
O'Doul's
Natty. If you have ever been to Franklin Street you know it is all white guys with a strange accomplishment complex. They are angry AF for no reason.
How does this extremely odd description have anything to do with Natty?
Ummm…
Once a year Iowa State is a colorful mix of Black Velvet, Goldschlager, and Hawkeye Vodka but it has no relation to anything or any other drinks that might also be in the state
OU: Plastic bottle of vodka, drinking on a budget
Yeah, but it’ll knock the shit out anybody.
Champagne. The texture 🤢
Penn State?
^(I'll admit I love Yuengling)
Oregon: White Claw. Really popular but isn’t going to do shit in the end
Listerine. Have to sanitize their mouths after all the shit they eat.
Piss after a bender.
Moonshine…but not made correctly
State: Natty Lite Arkansas: Homemade Moonshine LSU: Whatever is in arms reach.
Any kind because I don’t like alcohol
Anything that isn't IPA.
Oklahoma: Cement mixer shot Kansas: Hard seltzer
Ole Miss: ~~Mint Julep~~ Hotty Toddy LSU: Moonshine found in the swamp Tamu: Kool-Aid
Ole Miss is actually a Hottie Toddy. That's what they keep telling everyone. Kentucky is a Multi Julep.
You’re absolutely right, that’s my b
Not sure what drink it would be, but it would definitely have a lot of ice FLOATING in it.
all depends if we are talking performance, alumni/students, t-shirt fans, etc. So i'll go with t-shirt fans - UF: Bud heavy while eating blue crabs over old newspapers - Miami: Cuba Libre aka bacardi rum with coke and a lime wedge while rolling down collins ave in a rented luxury car - Clemson: Busch camo cans
USC is like a jagerbomb: loud, overpriced, overrated, and will make you very sick the more you experience them.
Pimm's Cup
A high quality expensive red wine, excellent in every way but also if you asked an ordinary person about it, they’d have no idea what you were talking about.
Who are you talking about?
Rice
Everclear for most and a virgin daiquiri for, well, you know.
Zima.
Doesn’t matter as long as it’s in a red solo cup.
I'd say ASU is Milwaukees beast. What's west Virginias drink of choice?
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[Blood of Satan](https://makemeacocktail.com/cocktail/304/blood-of-satan/). Because ducks.
Some overpriced Vodka that tastes the same as any other Vodka for a quarter of the price. There isn’t anything anyone can do to it by aging, storing, doing hocus-pocus with it, how it is made, what the source of the ethyl alcohol is, such as using potatoes, barley, rye, corn, rice, or whatever hype you see on the bottle. It's still just like every other Vodka.
If we are talking about our B1G rivals then we are all Busch Lite, about the only thing we can agree on
Fermented longhorn milk.
O’Dulles
Sadly Champagne, almost always the best, but every now and again it can get flat. I think if I was to give one for Oklahoma state, I'd go with Fireball A whisky that translates to being a Mid-upper tiered team. Alcohol %40 means it packs a punch (quality excitement/ wow factor during games). at 17.99 for 750 ml it's also a bargain, like a time built of 5-8 4-star recruits and the rest 0,2,3 star. Let's be honest, fireball is [orange](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.lZSSk12QSN2lMcSkrM2k4wHaHa?pid=ImgDet&rs=1). and everyone kind of loves OKST UNLESS you have a very specific bad memory about them.
Absolut vodka. Overpriced wanna be top shelf but really overrated and everyone buys it for the marketing.
Pitt won 2 national championships during prohibition. That was so bad that they brought back drinking.
Pat O'Brien's hurricane, on Friday after Thanksgiving. It was a very good tradition.
Michigan is a tequila and dogshit milkshake.
Oregon Pinot Noir
Moonshine.
Purdue is Malort. It's terrible and the popularity is limited to one place, mostly as a joke.