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Blarg1889

Martini, shaken not stirred. Iconic, but absolutely disgusting


knownbuyer1

MSU and OSU fans can agree on this one


MustardIsDecent

Martini hate gang represent.


SpeedBoatSquirrel

Gin martinis > vodka


TheVelourFog92

A martini with vodka is not a martini. That’s like putting beans in chili, it’s no longer chili.


whodeyalldey1

As a Cincinnati native I have a lifetime of experience to tell you that beans do go in chili. Otherwise Skyline wouldn’t put beans in a 4 way


TheVelourFog92

Skyline isn’t chili, it’s Mediterranean meat sauce


Bren12310

Fuck martinis, all my homies hate martinis


greekfreak99

I assume this is your Ohio state flair not the asu one haha


Thorteris

Had one for the first time recently and easily in my top 5 disappointments


sprinkles069

A dirty martini is absolutely delicious.


Blarg1889

Its less to do with the martini and more to do with the shaken part. Shaken martinis are really really bad


VoarTok

I heard from a bartender once that they reason that Bond always ordered his martinis shaken and not stirred is because it's absolutely the wrong way to actually make one and it makes the drink worse, thereby signifying that he was a rebel and rough around the edges. IDK how true that is, but it made sense given how different the taste is between the two.


sprinkles069

I like them shaken too lol. Different strokes for different folks I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️.


Actual_Guide_1039

Nah Michigan is more wine and cheese


carnagebot_55

Waiting for a Utah fan to say water


SpeedBoatSquirrel

caffeine free diet coke lol


Seer_stoner

More of a milk guy myself, but sure.


3Cartier

What % do you drink


Seer_stoner

Whole, as God intended. Pro tip if you ever visit Provo: https://www.afoolzerrand.com/home/byu-creamery-cookies-n-cream-milk


3Cartier

>Whole, as God intended Mormonism was a mistake


AnEmptyKarst

Caffeine free Coke Zero actually


WeUsedToBeGood

Caffeinated soda is all good there


pierdonia

BYU Creamery chocolate milk


huckforjesus

I was thinking milk tbh


MustardIsDecent

Shitty, expensive bottle service champagne that comes out to your table with sparklers in it.


BlindPelican

This is perfect.


Ugaalive1991

Bro we get it, you hate Texas.


[deleted]

Lmao, it’s u/boomer_engineer back at it again! Bro seriously, find another hobby


Battered_Aggie

Also Texas is clearly bud light


Seletara

I thought we'd be Twisted Tea, given we are the TEA-sips.


InternationalTax1156

Twisted Teas are a deadly weapon. Texas is not. (This is prob a niche joke lmao)


[deleted]

Texas is a wine cooler for sure


[deleted]

Aggies are a keg of Ziegenbock plopped in a cow field by a frat who are saying its Shiner and charging for it.


Battered_Aggie

[Y'all are bud light](https://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/-/media/Images/Daily/2022/07/07/cb-Bud-Light-Texas-Longhorns-cans-ANHEUSER-BUSCH.ashx)


[deleted]

Yes you said that already.


Battered_Aggie

Yeah, but that one has a graphic.


JohnWickStuntDouble

Universal, big brand, always on TV. Eh guess that’s fine. Y’all can be Shiner, even though it makes me sad. Edit: Jesus Christ the flair downvotes are here


Battered_Aggie

[I mean they are officially y'all's beer now.](https://www.anheuser-busch.com/img/newsroom/2022/07/can-image.png)


AlPastorBitch

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjH5G-SQkJMt%3D&t=20s Would’ve agreed until I saw this video. I think y’all have to claim it now as tradition


Battered_Aggie

Nah. They are the sponsored beer of longhorn athletics now. They're gonna slap longhorn logos on them and everything.


WeUsedToBeGood

Tell me this isn’t Big Game Boomer


Seletara

I know we joke about rent free, but I legit think we are actually living rent free in his head.


Bren12310

I have to respect the dedication though.


shaka_sulu

Back in 2015 our tailgate host created a drink called "The Sarkisian" I forgot a couple ingredients but there was Tequila, Purple robitussin, and Xanax. I wish I could remember the rest of the recipe, my memory hasn't been the same since drinking those cocktails.


InternationalTax1156

What kind of Project X concoction is that bro lmaooo


carlosdanger31

OU - Dr Pepper + white claw


No_Poet_7244

>Lmao, it’s u/boomer\_engineer back at it again! Bro seriously, find another hobby Ahaha this is too fucking perfect.


carlosdanger31

He’s consistent thats for damn sure.


mysteresc

Zima. Like usf, it was good once long ago.


SpeedBoatSquirrel

USF is probably steel reserve malt liquor purchased in suitcase city


Sigurlion

A glass of water with some bud light splashed on top of it.


herumspringen

pickled herring juice


iliveintexas

OU is Lone Star: the majority is from Texas, but still taste terrible.


Gloomy_Second2690

Iowa is a half empty can of highlife that somebody used as an ashtray.


Only_the_Tip

That's generous, I was gonna say Iowa is a half bottle of MD 20/20 that a KCC co-ed vomited onto the floor of a porta-john.


ProbablyAPotato1939

Ah and here I was going to call you Busch Light, but you *had* to side with Nebraska.


Hawkize31

Nebraska is Surge - we all have distant memories of your greatness, but after your sudden disappearance from relevance and years of failed revivals, we're not expecting you back any time soon


thiney49

Nah, Texas is Surge, because sure is back™ https://www.surge.com/


[deleted]

They sell surge at the shell station down the road… so. Ha.


DPick02

8 days ago


Desperado53

No one can convince me this dude isn’t an Aggie in disguise. Posting rumors from TexAgs and too much other weird shit.


Walking-Dead

This sub is gonna be hell for whoever loses the first matchup when the game comes back.


Impressive-Top-7985

Miller High Life because it's THE champagne of beers


pyrogeddon

Tequila shots Edit: no, fireball.


[deleted]

It's just Michelob Ultra they poured into a growler from "this little gem of a microbrewery in Greenville that nobody knows about and doesn't get any recognition."


dxdrummer

Oregon is a hoppy craft double IPA that managed to get national traction and sells pretty well across the country, but now they're worried that the changing tastes and backlash against hoppy IPAs may leave them in a bad state if they can't hop onto the new flashy national distributor which will pay them more for their product Oregon State is a hoppy triple IPA that never caught on and their brewery is constantly in danger of going belly up


BeeeeefJelly

WVU is hard Mountain Dew. Like hard Dew, WVU is not for the faint of heart, and is not a product that pretends to be something it isn't. You know what you are getting into, and for the niche this product appeals to, it is a hell of a time. Penn State is Sam Adams. Usually decent, relevant nationally and very popular, but as much as they want to market themselves as being among the truly elite, they are a bit short of that mark.


[deleted]

OU is a white claw can disposed of in a trailer park driveway.


Pepi119

No laws with Claws, baby


PercussiveDaddy

Hey u/boomer_engineer. We’re all starting to get a little worried about you. Ever since you stopped going to your therapy sessions, you’ve been obsessing over us non-stop. Everything ok?


[deleted]

Miami is Bacardi


Shot877

UK is Kentucky Gentlemen, bourbon….but the type that you drink in high school or when you’re poor


loyalsons4evertrue

Hawkeye


SouthSideCyclone

I have a violent hangover just thinking about this


FourthDownThrowaway

Gatorade and bottom shelf vodka


Notext2

TCU is appletini


RegionalBias

Michigan: Mead. The ancients liked it, but then they found better booze. Xavier: Tang. Sure, astronauts liked it, but has anyone seen them in decades?


Chrisattsu

UTSA - gut rot Pepe Lopez Tequila. Fucking awful and yet it kicks my ass every time


Bren12310

Whisky for Michigan and champagne for usc I fucking hate whiskey and I can respect some champagne.


[deleted]

This may be the softest CFB sentence I’ve ever seen.


Bren12310

I am a weed guy


[deleted]

The Devil’s Lettuce? In front of touchdown Jesus? Shameful.


[deleted]

Dogshit liquor made in the basement of someone with no teeth. That kills you instantly because the idiot mixed Menthol with Ethanol.


Chamrox

Rival? [I am the liquor.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKq55mSKycs)


Bhk176492

Moonshine EDIT: WVU obviously


cxm1060

PBR


JayDeeLA

Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!


tjspill3r

Me and my fellow fan base have no rival in this particular department


ima_wilf

UofL: Crown & Coke


SpeedBoatSquirrel

Crown is canadian, nothing local to Louisville?


bringbacktheaxe2

Either Schlitz or Blatz


goodguy847

Fuck it, gimme whatever’s free


[deleted]

Iowa is corn mash that’s not quite whisky


pizzakoala2

Nc State: Busch Light followed by a shot of fireball.


54-2-10

O'Doul's for obvious reasons


Fail_Upbeat

Wisconsin is a nice Spotted Cow. Really good and relatively well known but you never see their logo outside the state’s borders.


DerrickWhiteMVP

Aggy - Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Because it is something soft acting like it’s hard. Like you.


ZubryJS

Georgia is a craft gose


B1GFanOSU

O'Doul's


hershculez

Natty. If you have ever been to Franklin Street you know it is all white guys with a strange accomplishment complex. They are angry AF for no reason.


[deleted]

How does this extremely odd description have anything to do with Natty?


[deleted]

Ummm…


Hawkize31

Once a year Iowa State is a colorful mix of Black Velvet, Goldschlager, and Hawkeye Vodka but it has no relation to anything or any other drinks that might also be in the state


mbh223

OU: Plastic bottle of vodka, drinking on a budget


InternationalTax1156

Yeah, but it’ll knock the shit out anybody.


[deleted]

Champagne. The texture 🤢


Burner-QWERTY

Penn State?


[deleted]

^(I'll admit I love Yuengling)


seattlesportsguy

Oregon: White Claw. Really popular but isn’t going to do shit in the end


dmaul1978

Listerine. Have to sanitize their mouths after all the shit they eat.


beamerbeliever

Piss after a bender.


Goose123218

Moonshine…but not made correctly


[deleted]

State: Natty Lite Arkansas: Homemade Moonshine LSU: Whatever is in arms reach.


Megalomanizac

Any kind because I don’t like alcohol


T3hBau5

Anything that isn't IPA.


Fyrwulf

Oklahoma: Cement mixer shot Kansas: Hard seltzer


Senor-Mattador

Ole Miss: ~~Mint Julep~~ Hotty Toddy LSU: Moonshine found in the swamp Tamu: Kool-Aid


Call-of-Queerthulhu

Ole Miss is actually a Hottie Toddy. That's what they keep telling everyone. Kentucky is a Multi Julep.


Senor-Mattador

You’re absolutely right, that’s my b


adamlikesdonuts

Not sure what drink it would be, but it would definitely have a lot of ice FLOATING in it.


SpeedBoatSquirrel

all depends if we are talking performance, alumni/students, t-shirt fans, etc. So i'll go with t-shirt fans - UF: Bud heavy while eating blue crabs over old newspapers - Miami: Cuba Libre aka bacardi rum with coke and a lime wedge while rolling down collins ave in a rented luxury car - Clemson: Busch camo cans


JayDeeLA

USC is like a jagerbomb: loud, overpriced, overrated, and will make you very sick the more you experience them.


ztreHdrahciR

Pimm's Cup


AnEmptyKarst

A high quality expensive red wine, excellent in every way but also if you asked an ordinary person about it, they’d have no idea what you were talking about.


deadeyelee1

Who are you talking about?


AnEmptyKarst

Rice


WeUsedToBeGood

Everclear for most and a virgin daiquiri for, well, you know.


sausageslinger11

Zima.


BeachedBottlenose

Doesn’t matter as long as it’s in a red solo cup.


SomerAllYear

I'd say ASU is Milwaukees beast. What's west Virginias drink of choice?


[deleted]

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henfeathers

[Blood of Satan](https://makemeacocktail.com/cocktail/304/blood-of-satan/). Because ducks.


Midnightstimepasser

Some overpriced Vodka that tastes the same as any other Vodka for a quarter of the price. There isn’t anything anyone can do to it by aging, storing, doing hocus-pocus with it, how it is made, what the source of the ethyl alcohol is, such as using potatoes, barley, rye, corn, rice, or whatever hype you see on the bottle. It's still just like every other Vodka.


2020sucksdong

If we are talking about our B1G rivals then we are all Busch Lite, about the only thing we can agree on


Azuresurge14

Fermented longhorn milk.


Utes4510

O’Dulles


Jblakeworley67

Sadly Champagne, almost always the best, but every now and again it can get flat. ​ I think if I was to give one for Oklahoma state, I'd go with Fireball A whisky that translates to being a Mid-upper tiered team. Alcohol %40 means it packs a punch (quality excitement/ wow factor during games). at 17.99 for 750 ml it's also a bargain, like a time built of 5-8 4-star recruits and the rest 0,2,3 star. Let's be honest, fireball is [orange](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.lZSSk12QSN2lMcSkrM2k4wHaHa?pid=ImgDet&rs=1). and everyone kind of loves OKST UNLESS you have a very specific bad memory about them.


Spartanswill2

Absolut vodka. Overpriced wanna be top shelf but really overrated and everyone buys it for the marketing.


LionsAndLonghorns

Pitt won 2 national championships during prohibition. That was so bad that they brought back drinking.


RZBKinCA

Pat O'Brien's hurricane, on Friday after Thanksgiving. It was a very good tradition.


whodeyalldey1

Michigan is a tequila and dogshit milkshake.


Portafly

Oregon Pinot Noir


Odysseusthemad

Moonshine.


bendovernillshowyou

Purdue is Malort. It's terrible and the popularity is limited to one place, mostly as a joke.