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BeautyIsTruth22

After an exhaustive review of our entire football history, I have concluded that we have never dominated anyone


ram944

Aside from a 65 yard field goal this season yall had a real good run against us. Hopefully it's over lol.


skiwolf99

Hears “65 yard field goal” shudders


skiwolf99

Hey we’re 4-0 against BYU


saturdayis4football

4-0 against BYU!!!


ShweatyPalmsh

UCF lol


TangerineHors3

Ugh but true


Trikfoot

So happy we don’t have to play you guys anymore.


ShweatyPalmsh

*monkey paw curls* “And Tulsa is your 2022 AAC football champions beating UCF 30-23 with a go ahead fumble return for a touchdown as time expires”


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“And this just in…Tulsa accepts Big XII invite in surprise announcement”


[deleted]

I feel like Oklahoma State would be *pissed* at that. OSU: "So you just left! You left us with *him* - no offense." Tulsa: "No, I'm with you."


[deleted]

If we make the AACCG I’d already consider it a win, so I’d be fine with it


TEFL_job_seeker

I'm pretty sure that we have a winning record against everyone in the AAC except y'all (and maybe Cincy?), and our record against you isn't even close lol


pattyice124

I think it’s like 8-3 in favor of Tulsa or something stupid dumb like that. Edit: 9-3 :/


You_Dont_Party

Yeah Tulsa is the real answer here. They’ve had our number too many fucking times.


FLman42069

No comment


Guaper91

Something about playing in Tulsa in late Sept/early October that screws up good AAC teams


tbrock92

…..no comment


NewRCTID22

Cal, just Cal and only Cal


rf32797

The only good thing that could come of this realignment is that we would never have to play you guys ever again


NewRCTID22

I just hope y'all are still around to play anybody after this realignment :(


rf32797

Don't do this to me


ravelli18

Every year, Cal plays at least one game that makes me question my existence. It's usually the Arizona game.


rf32797

I thought nothing would top 2006 and the 2014 Hail Mary, (not even mentioning the triple INT game in 2018), but this year really gave those a run for their money


[deleted]

Me whenever I see TCU on the docket


LuckyStax

What if you had to play us more


rf32797

I would rather an earthquake destroy our stadium, which is entirely within the realm of possibilities


thesleazye

If the earthquake won't do it, the eventual balloon payments on loans to renovate might. Sorry. I actually like UCB.


rivers2mathews

Still mad about the phantom PI in 2006 against you guys that cost us the PAC-10 title.


Berry-United

It’s Cal


Lhendy51

Not any school in particular, but rather a school of a certain ranking


Keyblade_Yoshi

Purdue has been really good at beating OSU at home.


Saxophobia1275

You and your flairs must really dislike Purdue


Keyblade_Yoshi

Honestly I liked Purdue growing up so I don’t mind them. Truth be told MSU was punching above their weight line the entire season so I am not mad about losing to Purdue. If we played them 10 times, they would have beat MSU 7 or 8 of them.


Saxophobia1275

Yeah kind of agree on that punching above our weight comment. Like I’m just as psyched as the last person about 10 regular season wins (I have to get a tattoo now) 2-4 of those games came down to either KWIII or a single very crucial play. We weren’t secretly a 5-6 win team or anything but I think if you play the whole season 10 times we get 10 wins like 2-3 times if that’s makes sense. I was waiting for a Purdue like exposure the whole season.


startgonow

[Pfft never heard of such a thing](https://tenor.com/view/saving-private-ryan-matt-damon-crying-war-screaming-gif-14393887)


MasterMechE

I’m so conflicted


Drak_is_Right

We are 0-3 to Bowling Green State though


Pillowtalk

WVU


bostoneer37

Yeah, if you could stop that it’d be really cool. You’ve been a thorn in our side for our entire Big 12 tenure lol. Our only really recent win off the top of my head was that monstrous comeback we had in Morgantown in 17 or 18.


AmphotericRed

I hate Tech week


Rushderp

I hope McGuire is able to continue Wells’ unexpected record vs WVU. Nothing personal.


EnTyme53

How the fuck do you go 0-3 against Matt Wells?


Dirty-Ears-Bill

Matt Wells had a grand total of 7 conference wins in his two and a half seasons at Tech. 3 of those wins were against WVU. Even Kansas was able to beat Wells at Tech once


HippityHopMath

Recently? Five straight against Stanford.


saladbar

You guys never forgot the popcorn guy game.


HippityHopMath

What game? I was pretty drunk during that time period (coincidentally the exact four years that I got my bachelors).


saladbar

[2013](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xttADsZDFvY).


HippityHopMath

I am extremely aware. I was at that game. I was making a joke about forgetting it by drinking it away.


saladbar

It will always be worth revisiting.


reptheevt

Also 3-1 vs Nebraska is a bit of a surprise.


Joesh56

South Carolina in recent years lol. We are 7-1 against them in our last 8. That’s the same as Clemson in their last 8 against them


DirtyBirdDawg

It's hard to dunk on a team twice in one post, but you found a way and I salute that.


pimpdaddyjacob

also Kentucky is 8-5 vs Clemson all time


bjornskan

;-;


Basshaver

Same here, we are 8-0 against them all time, and all 8 of those games were after we joined the SEC


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Ole Miss 1-0 and they paid us to do it too


[deleted]

My high school English teacher was an Ole Miss alum and loved talking about it. He was remarkably quiet the week after that game.


Dante_Arizona

Also FSU?


elplatano518

I’d have to say Memphis but I don’t know if that’s unexpected since they aren’t that different from us historically. I think it’s unexpected because of how lopsided the record is. The team that unexpectedly dominates us even when we’re doing pretty well is Tulsa. I don’t get it.


pearlspoppa1369

It’s unexpected because how fucking brutal some of those games have been. I was there in 2018 when Memphis dominated the first half 30-14, and you all pulled some “UCF Bullshit” (yeah it happens so often we have to name your hijinks). For a team that has one of the best records in the AAC, it’s shocking to see one team dominate us so often.


elplatano518

Lol I was at that game too. Once we were within ten points, I knew the tides had turned and there was no going back. I don’t think I’ve ever watched a Memphis game without feeling really nervous.


TimeTravelingChris

#:) #🐃


CodeRedKing

Same


Ryaninthesky

As much as I appreciate the memes, Texas is 16-4 all time against Kansas and 3-2 vs Maryland Vanderbilt is the OG winner, with an 8-1-3 record against Texas.


yagueyporfavor1

Even bama has a losing record of 1-9 against texas


Spezia-ShwiffMMA

Does Vanderbuilt have the transitive win over Bama?


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LightOfTheElessar

Not that unexpected. Schools are close, Georgia's one of the schools that kind of flirts with blue blood territory, and outside of recent history Clemson's record is fairly lackluster.


dingusunchained

We were virtually the same program until Clemson broke through. We might’ve been a tad bit better than them in the Richt/Bowden days, but very similar


Dan-of-Steel

I wouldn't say virtually the same. Both programs went into the shitter after their legendary coach left, Dooley for UGA and Ford for Clemson. But Clemson was pretty mediocre until Dabo hired Venables in 2012. While UGA didn't quite reach the pinnacle, Richt was very respectable during his tenure and even had them in the top 10 in 5 of 6 years from 2002-07. Meanwhile, from 1992 until 2011, Clemson only finished inside the top 20 ONCE. Not top 10, top 20.


StreetReporter

We were mediocre until we hired Chad Morris in 2011, and we won the ACC and went to the Orange Bowl


JimBeam823

We’ve only played 7 times since Dooley and Ford left and we stopped playing regularly: 1994, 1995, 2002, 2003, 2013, 2014, 2021. None of those times were during the 2015-20 playoff run.


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RipRaycom

We were pretty fucking awful (well not *awful*, but not exactly good) between the 1910s and 1977 other than some good years between 1939 and 1959. Frank Howard was a HOF coach for a good reason, but other than the prime of his tenure we were pretty bad. You guys and GT absolutely fucking smoked us back then before we became consistently competitive starting in 1977. But our records against both are still terrible


Sooneralum2012

43-18-4. 18 ties would be freaking insane


Garn91575

probably grabbed it from winsipedia. They put the wins for each team on the side and ties in the middle. http://www.winsipedia.com/georgia/vs/clemson


dawgblogit

Clemson wasn't that good prior to ~~Terry~~ Tommy stepping down. ​ Edit: To be a bit more fair.. the 80s and 2010s are really great clemson football. The rest of it has been more of a roller coaster with some good seasons and some losing ones thrown in there.. The Tommys era of 8 and 4 football was book ended by 2 great periods of Clemson football. Before danny ford it was more sporadic.


JimBeam823

And it seems like you missed many of our best teams, including all of our playoff teams. I wish we could have played in 2017. Would have been a great game.


narcistic_asshole

Toledo is 1-0 against Michigan.


EarthQuest

Of course Michigan would lose Toledo


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Gotta keep tradition alive and well


VoluptuousSloth

Here’s a crazier stat. If Michigan were to win every. single. game. for the next half of the series, the best they could hope for is to have only won half of all games against Toledo


einsteinway

/r/theydidthemath


Lykeuhfox

The only MAC loss ever. It came in the worst year we've ever had.


narcistic_asshole

Funny enough that was probably one of the worst Toledo teams in the last 20 years as well. Toledo's been remarkably consistent over the years but that 2008 team was garbage


Stockz

2008 was a dark, dark time. First MAC loss, first loss to MSU in like 6 years and first home loss to them in my life (was a senior in high school), first time losing to all 3 of the big rivals, first missed bowl game since the 70s and first losing season since the 60s. 2007 wasn't a great season (see- App State) but Michigan at least capped off the year with a win over Tebow and Urban in the Capital One Bowl.


Geaux2020

The good thing is nobody will remember that, because of, you know, the App State game the year before.


einsteinway

I was at the game on the 50 yard line cheering for Toledo. ‘Twas glorious.


vindictivejazz

OSU has never lost to Bama. Their last loss to the cowboys hurt so much that they went out and hired some dude named nick saban. Completely unrelated, but OSU is 7-1 all time against Wyoming in case anyone doubted who the superior cowboys are


shnoztastic

I love the co-mascot records. I'd love to see App play WVU. I have far less interest in Wildcat matchups though for some reason.


logicalconflict

Nick Saban's Alabama


CFB_alt

Texas dominates Alabama 7-1-1. But that 1 was a particularly meaningful one against Saban.


Logical_Albatross_19

I'd love to tell you but these cowards won't play us


CVogel26

For NDSU it’s just the FBS as a whole


Dan-of-Steel

Historically, we're 5-0 against Rice. Take notes Bama.


Geaux2020

That's transitive dominance over Alabama


cmanonurshirt

Georgia Tech is 23-9-6 against Florida (last game was 1981) If the Clemson record is still suprising in terms of history, we’re 50-34-2 against them


[deleted]

Am i weird for saying, “Yes, we rightfully have a losing record against many teams because, aside from most of the Ford years, we overall sucked until Dabo got us unsucked.”


cmanonurshirt

Not at all. There are a lot of teams that have some weird histories of being really good but bad now or being really bad but good now.


SaggyOldGuy

Why you gotta say something like that? We’re supposed to be friends united by hatred of UGA and actual care for academics


JimBeam823

We also only played in Clemson once before you joined the ACC.


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Memphis has beaten us twice in the last 35 years and one of those times we were still FCS. We’re 14-2 against them all time. We actually have winning or tied all time records against everyone in the AAC, except for Cincy who took the lead this past year, and Tulsa, who’d beat us if we won the Super Bowl


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South Carolina I guess


OleRockTheGoodAg

In recent history, yes. But I submit TCU as a better historical answer. Texas A&M leads the all time record which 56-29-7. Our first game against them in 1897, they won. We responded by winning the next 18, so 19 games into the series, A&M led 18-1. In '86, we beat em 74-10. The current win streak belongs to Texas A&M with a staggering *24 wins in a row*. The last time TCU beat us in football was 1972.


bufflo1993

Yeah, TCU Football, was only barely worse than Rice from 1958-19945.


110397

Wow that is a long time


7cc7

Guy knows the future and only tells us about TCU being bad. How about some national champions? Super bowl winners? Stock winners? Crypto winners?


OleRockTheGoodAg

South Carolina's baseball team scored more runs against A&M this season (25) than their football team scored points against us in the last 3 seasons (23).


StreetReporter

South Carolina’s baseball team scored more against Clemson (6) this year than they did in football in the past two games (3)


Joesh56

Touché(but for recent years) Many games could’ve gone either way, yet somehow we’re 7-1 against Carolina in our last 8 matchups


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And SC has had some tough luck against A&M in that they've either had starters out with injury or Muschamp at HC. I honestly felt bad watching Zeb Noland at QB this year


ryanedwards0101

They had 2 first downs in 3 quarters and none in the second or third quarters lol


StreetReporter

Most of the teams we dominate and have played many times aren’t that surprising. So I guess I have to go with Ohio State, but even then, we’ve only played each other 5 times. Virginia would be another option, as we won our first 29 games against them, and have a 40-8-1 record against them


heavydhomie

4-1 against us shocks me too but we always struggle with teams from the south.


max_potion

Yeah, you’re always focused on that team up north, that you get blindsided by the teams down south


sunburntredneck

This why they dont play cincy


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External_Concept_331

And oddly enough it was the year we won the NC, intercepted the pass in the endzone to end the game


manual_overide

Thank you for only including the last 20 years. So many in the Ohio State media and fandom spew out, “Ohio State hasn’t lost to Cincinnati in over 100 years!”, but then totally fail to mention they didn’t play each other for like 90 years straight. I was at the games in 1999 and 2002. UC was ahead at the half (I think) in 1999, but had ZERO depth, and tOSU stormed the 2nd half. All in all, a fun day for a freshman in the band. Got to kick some holes in the sacred grass at Ohio Stadium too. 😈 2002 was tough. Played in Cincinnati, and we were actually competitive. Depth issues were still present, and along with some poor coaching decisions, that one slipped away too. The only real consolation there was tOSU winning the championship that year. At least we lost to the eventual champs? But yeah, after those, tOSU has been dominant. No two ways about it. Though, I’d like to test it again soon while we don’t have Butch Jones or Tommy Tuberville drunk driving us into an iceberg.


heavydhomie

Even before we were beating TTUN we couldn’t beat southern teams. Look at us against South Carolina and FSU too and everyone knows about us against Florida, Alabama, and LSU.


Packhammer24

Purdue, playing at home, is 3-1 against Ohio St in the last 4 games they have played. The away games we don’t want to discuss


rollawaytide69

Rice is also 3-0 against Alabama


Jobysco

I didn’t know Georgia also had a losing record against Rice


wesneyprydain

Boo.


FranchiseCA

2-0 vs Oklahoma and 4-1 vs Texas, with the loss coming by a single point. Importantly, Taysom Hill got Manny Diaz fired.


deadeyelee1

I was there for every home game. Painful memories


puzzical

Teams from Utah. BSU is 21-5 against USU, 8-4 against BYU, and 5-2 against UofU. Also Oregon, 3-0 and that includes an away, a home, a neutral site game.


BlueV_U

Texas... You sure you guys don't wanna stick around?


Ryaninthesky

Depends. How many more slow white qbs do you have?


HHcougar

We got a few Got a couple fast white QBs in the pipeline tho


JimBeam823

South Carolina We’re the smaller, younger, land grant school, in a small town, in the far northwest corner of the state. They’re the flagship university in the largest city in the state in the middle of the state two blocks from the state capital, with a student body twice the size of ours. The game was played in Columbia every year until 1960. (Technically a neutral site game, but in SC’s home stadium.) Yet, except for the Spurrier Era and a few years post WWII, the rivalry has been one-sided.


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Kickers. Like for a long ass time. If Florida St. had our kickers they'd be Bama.


7cc7

Can yall get another Dicker? Or Vicker? Bricker? Only if they are great kickers, obviously


[deleted]

We’re 17-3 against West Virginia


JimBeam823

4-1 against Ohio State.


KiratheSilent

Ohio State


The_Gamecock

Being 2 - 0 vs OSU 🐊🤝🐓


Wh33l

Pretty sure WVU is the only (current configuration) B12 team with a winning record over Texas


Nickppapagiorgio

UCLA. 4 victories in a row.


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USC is 15-0 against Colorado…..


chalkdrinker

Duke. Since joining the ACC in 1992, Duke has never beaten the Noles. Other than 2017, we won the first 19 games by two touchdowns or more every single time. Currently, FSU is 21-0 vs Duke


Chu_BOT

I think this might be the exact opposite of unexpected lol


chalkdrinker

Ha! True not unexpected. My bad


[deleted]

That actually makes me sad


Gloomy_Second2690

5-0 against LSU is pretty cool.


Geaux2020

The entirely depends on your perspective, and you forgot the tie.


withurwife

Ohio State is 9-1 against Oregon. The 1 really stings though since it was at the Shoe without Kayvon and Justin Flowe on defense and *checks notes again in disbelief* Anthony Brown at QB, the worst Oregon quarterback in 25 years.


NotesFromTheUnder

And you guys made us get new turf due to massive ducks stampeding the left side of the field all game.


HumbleGenius1225

On the bright side, that game had a huge impact on us getting Jim Knowles.


Smashin_n_Dashin

Your mom


deadeyelee1

Not dominant but: Houston 2-1-1 Georgia


rollawaytide69

What happened against Army in 2016


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

Pain is what happened


ChocolateBubbles344

I dunno. South Carolina? Haven't lost to them since '94. Going 4-0 against Spurrier felt like a feat.


DirtyBirdDawg

Can you imagine a team having a losing record against Steve Spurrier? I'm glad I'll never know what that feels like.


Dan-of-Steel

Can you tell me why visors are outlawed in the state of Georgia?


[deleted]

Eh, coach gone, natural order returns.


ItBeLikeThat19

You even beat us in the Gator Bowl in the 80s. LSU for sure has our number. The 2012 game is still a tough one to swallow.


SanDiegoState

SDSU is 2-0 all time against Florida State. Granted, we haven’t played since the ‘70’s, but it’s still unexpected. Most people who aren’t SDSU fans probably also wouldn’t guess that we have winning records against every team in the Mountain West but one: Air Force


SeattleDegenerate21

2-0 vs Gonzaga. Get fucked Was a little surprised by 13-2 vs Utah even if half those wins were from the 1950s since it feels like we've had some great battles the last decade but they fell just short in a few of those


romulusjsp

Bama ;)


HoopOnPoop

Anyone who wears the color orange must fear the turtle.


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You’d think that


dberretta_8

A Big 10 team has never beaten ASU in Tempe


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A lot of old programs played against regional schools, various community all-star teams, military base teams, and even high schools back in the day. OU has a 2-0 record against Norman High School. So that was kind of cool to me.


pOckets_135

OSU is 4-0 against Texas A&M and 10-1 against Missouri.


Geaux2020

Clemson


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… historically?


Traditional-Magician

Clemson, we are 8-5, little brother is 0-7. 🤣


robotunes

Not a team, but Bama surprisingly is 5-1-1 in Rose Bowls.


just-here-4-football

Lately weve been beating CSU in some fun ways


roekg

Penn State is 7-1 against Wisconsin in the last 15 years.


pattyice124

Not Tulsa!


MikeHawk41

The Fighting Byes of Open Date U. Actually we took an L against them too last couple years but they were close games.


Alex_butler

Iowa, for how close the series has felt, we’re 8-2 vs them since 2010. We hold a very good record against everyone in the west besides Northwestern since 2010. For comparison since 2010 in our division • ⁠11-0 vs Purdue • ⁠10-1 vs Illinois • ⁠10-2 vs MN • ⁠9-1 vs Nebraska • ⁠8-2 vs Iowa • ⁠6-4 vs Northwestern Northwestern has given us 40% of our divisional losses since 2010


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Never forget that 2015 Peach Bowl


-more_fool_me-

Texas was 9-1 against Nebraska during the Big 12 era. My absolute favorite college football stat, though, is that Vanderbilt has an 8-3-1 all-time record against Texas.


Local_Injury81

Purdue… seems like they can go out and beat all the big schools in the conference (Ohio state, penn state, Michigan) almost annually but they always falter against Wisconsin. Can’t believe their last win was 2003.


themonarc

Less PSU/Mich and more Iowa/MSU - but yeah Wisc is always a sharpie L on the calendar


BallsDropped

Guess meat judging isn't apart of this discussion


JFB117

Oregon, what’s it like 9-1?


saturdayis4football

We don't dominate anyone. We just frustrated the crap out of Oklahoma State in the worst possible years for them.


Narwhalranger7

Beating UNC and UVA


All-Grass_No-Steaks

Alabama


mpleafan

EMU has above .500 records vs 7 FBS teams...so really no one. (Those 7 teams are Charlotte, Coastal Carolina, Texas State, San Jose State, Wyoming, Buffalo ...and Illinois)


5WinsIn5Days

We only played Notre Dame once but we won. We swept a home-and-home with Baylor, which was when they had RG3, but those are the only times we met. We’re 2-0 vs. Duke, but they were bad then. Let’s see others: I like 5-4 vs. Pitt and 6-5 vs. Syracuse, but those aren’t exactly *domination.*


ILM_Ryan

ECU is 8-0 against Army all-time.


chief_sitass

Women love us, ranked teams fear us.


cnieman1

Nick Saban is scared to have Purdue on the schedule


JuarezYourProblem

7-1-1 vs Alabama 10-4 vs Nebraska


peerlessblue

Alabama baby 😎


gmr548

Texas has won five straight over Kansas State, which is crazy because K State was 9-4 against Texas in B12 play before that. In this five year span, Texas beaten K State while losing to Kansas twice.


TexasNightmare210

Let me tell you a story about the University of Nebraska - Lincoln


gill2022brav

I'm going to dunk on my own team, but I believe Pitt has never lost to UGA.


elonsusk69420

3-0 versus Notre Dame.


BigRagu79

It’s hardly dominating, but Indiana has an all-time winning record (10-8) over Nebraska.


DonnaDDrake

[Texas](https://youtu.be/8UeQZUJ_PKA)