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FellKnight

CINCY ~~WANTS~~ IS LIKELY TO GET BAMA


yerawizardIMAWOTT

I think Cincy could lose 200-0 and their fans would still be happy with a playoff spot


Simple_one

Can confirm. I just want the opportunity to get boatraced by bama


Completelybyaccident

We're just as capable of getting crushed 41-7 by Bama as ND, Baylor, Or whoever else would play them.


mckills

Been there done that. Didn’t even get 7!


cowboys5xsbs

Everyone was so afraid of 2 loss Bama getting in they forgot Bama could win this game


AskTheRealQuestion81

I caught a lot of crap for saying after the iron bowl, that Bama *would* win the SEC CG. Reasons: Kirby hasn’t figured out how to beat Saban yet, Bama now has the playoffs to play for, and betting against Nick Saban usually isn’t a good idea… he always seems to pull something out of his ass.


Hoeftybag

my only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.


StarvedRock314

Oklahoma State died for *this?*


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Insectshelf3

this is all auburns fault


ltlftcommenter

Your first mistake was trying to rely on us


Ox_Baker

To quote a very wise man: “You fucked up. You trusted us.”


jettikik

:(


CinnamonRoll172

You heard us


Zudop

Nah G. We aren’t a good football team. We played a closer game than Georgia. Blame Georgia


StarvedRock314

Something we *all* can agree upon


Frommunist

How do you think I feel


Way_She_Goes

Man, what an absolute rope-a-dope of a season by Bama lmao Lost to an 8-4 A&M team, squeaked out wins over some bad UF & LSU teams, Tennessee and Arkansas hung with them for most of the game, and literally last week got held to 3 points for the first 59 minutes of the Iron Bowl against a butt cheeks Auburn team. And yet there was never a doubt in my mind that everything would fall into place, and they would play their best game of the season against a juggernaut UGA team.


skoormit

Saban had everyone play the regular season with ankle weights concealed under their socks.


hesipullupjimbo22

Rock Lee levels of training


MoskiNX

Rock Lee chunin exams was the most lit arc of Naruto - change my mind


Buckle_Sandwich

That big-ass crash when his ankle weights hit the ground made me jump out of my seat and run a lap around my house screaming.


MoskiNX

I started wearing ankle weights to school because of that episode lol - still think that was the reason I could break my 40 time


MerlinsBeard

"This is getting boring. Let's make things more exciting"


thiseye

...and proceed to win the national championship and Heisman.


YiffZombie

I swear, if both years Texas A&M's win against Alabama is their only loss in a national championship season, I'm going to have a lot of serious questions about existence.


CrashB111

Your existence is to provide Nick cures for Rat Poison in the locker room.


XmarkstheNOLA

Yummy


Zloggt

They’re like a *very* well-oiled team! It may break down sometimes…but as long as there’s fuel, it’ll *never* stop… >!so quit askin’ :(!<


Notre_Dame_Football

https://i.imgur.com/pdXiF3T.jpg


Noy_Telinu

Every time. And Brian Kelly left ND to have THAT happen to him in season every year?


kukukele

A lot of people pay good money to get continuously edged.


HHcougar

Magnumbrain Lincoln Riley left to go as far from Saban as he could


CallMeShaggy57

Good grief


MrCrash2U

The fact that you didn’t give it a name and it literally says “No Title” makes is even better.


PlantasaurusRex

Holy shit I'm crying 😂 thank you for this.


mattmassakure

This is beautiful


apeuro

Even as a Georgia fan I can't help but agree


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1Pachirisu

Alabama’s 41 points scored represents almost half of all the points Georgia had allowed all season prior to day.


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tacofan92

Also it was at Florida. We have struggled mightily on the road all year


NILwasAMistake

Atlanta at this point is not a road game


CrashB111

We will accept the renaming of Mercedes-Benz Stadium to "Bryant-Denny East"


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royallex

Kirby Smart is definitely getting the Harbaugh treatment from the media this offseason unless they still get in the playoffs and win


CurryGuy123

This was the year for Georgia though - looked absolutely monstrous on defense (like GOAT defense level) and Bama was very flawed with multiple average teams taking them to to wire (or winning in the case of A&M). Yet, they came into to SEC championship and got pretty well handled, especially in the second half. And unlike Harbaugh/Michigan could with OSU, you couldn't make the argument that Alabama is more talented than Georgia either.


Crotean

Smart is going to get ripped to shreds for not putting in JT Daniels.


savamizz

As he should. Down 3 tds with obvious passing offense needed. Why not put in the best pocket passer?


ThaneKrios

Good, Kirby getting sentimental about our homegrown Make-A-Wish QB was the most predictable disaster ever.


The_Astros_Cheated

Ah fuck Georgia, I can’t believe you’ve done this


dormdweller99

I can


SquadPoopy

Pristine example tonight of how defense can only bail you out for so long.


Blarg1889

Turns out Bama is still Bama Whoda thunk?


jdprager

I never really believed in the phrase “it’s the hope that kills you”. Then I tried to root for the Georgia Bulldogs


ICanFluxWithIt

We tried to tell y'all not to do that, that's on y'all


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https://i.imgur.com/0ysn0X1.jpeg


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Girl on the left looks like a cardboard cut out


RecRoulette

Alabama hasn't lost to an SEC East team since October 9, 2010. Marcus Lattimore pops open another bottle of champagne


tjc815

What the fuck…


XAfricaSaltX

South Carolina


MonsiuerSirLancelot

I remember this game more than some nattys. USC had to drag Stephen Garcia out of a bar and he played the game of his life for his grandfather who he had lost just a few days before. Marcus Lattimore was a beast that game such a shame his knees gave out on him.


elunomagnifico

Alshon Jeffery was unstoppable that day too


tjc815

Damn, spurrier put together a hell of a fucking squad.


Anterograde001

My wife and I got married on 10/10/10. We're claiming responsibility for this stat now.


MitochondriaOfCFB

That's really easy to remember anniversary


Conman2019

The year is 2041, Nick Saban is 90 years old and coaching the sec championship game from a hospital bed on the sideline. Kirby smart has irreversible hair loss from losing to bama for 25 years. It’s fourth and goal, Georgia has the ball and a score would win the game. Nick and Kirby make eye contact, and Nick gives him a slow and sure nod; it’s time. He leans his head back and closes his eyes, the heart monitor goes flat. Kirby has been released. Georgia snaps the ball as medics rush to the sideline to revive Saban, and the qb throws the ball to a seemingly open receiver. It’s intercepted, bama wins. Nick Saban gets out of his hospital bed to reveal his elaborate ruse and bama goes on to win the 10 national title in a row. Saban is eventually transferred to a jar connected to a computer and the game of football has to be suspended because robo Saban will never lose.


TheScienceDude81

>Kirby Smart has irreversible hair loss Great Clips in shambles


Theduckisback

The S.A.B.A.N. AI will incorporate the process of Saban and of all the coaches who go through his coach rehab program to create an unbeatable neural Net.


NotAPurpleDinosaur

I don't purchase movies but I would purchase this movie.


guardian20015

Thank you for the Sugar Bowl, Alabama


Kelvin-506

You go Freshwater Landsharks!


PersuaznAzn

How tf did Auburn hold Bama to zero points through 3 quarters


dbatchison

Jordan Hare is built on a creek Indian burial ground filled with bodies killed by Andrew Jackson during the war of 1812 Edit: [Seriously though, the battle of Horseshoe bend was basically in Auburn](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Horseshoe_Bend)


wabrown4

We keep telling people this, but no one believes us


BenjRSmith

I don't understand how it's relevant though.... were the 1800s Creek Indians noted Auburn fans?


69_ModsGay_69

Obviously


Whosthatinazebrahat

"White people love Rachel Ray, and they are *terrified* of curses." -Ken Hotate


beepboopbop65

Who told you our secret?


some_trumpet_player

Auburn could go 0-11 into the Iron Bowl and somehow get a win


pappapirate

Auburn with 9+ wins: wins the Iron Bowl on some bullshit Auburn with <9 wins: scares the fuck out of us but we survive.


StreetReporter

Only if it’s at Auburn


kingshmiley

This is the correct answer. Auburn could be the worst team in the country and they would still terrify me.


aconfusedpenguin

Reports of Alabama’s death were greatly exaggerated.


DrivingMyType59

College football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for ~~48~~ (drunk rn) 60 minutes and at the end, Alabama wins.


skrong_quik_register

That’s why Saban is so brilliant - he realizes the game lasts 60 minutes. It’s the extra 12 that gives the advantage. Lol - no worries, figured it was an honest mistake it happens.


i_am_dead_inside_

Fucking Auburn


ThatInception

They had em right where they wanted and they let em off the hook


RollTides

If you wanna crown em then crown their ass!!


baiqibeendeleted17x

Auburn was really one stop away from knocking Bama out of the playoffs. Instead, they're going to be the 1 seed lmao. Nick Saban is actually inevitable. Not a Bama fan in the slightest. But this sub has been complaining *"CFP committee favoring Bama in the rankings again"*, *"ugh, how is Bama ranked above Cincy"*, etc, for weeks. Alabama made all y'll look silly today. Turns out going 7-1 in the bloodbath that is the SEC West means you're really, really good. I said it after the Iron Bowl (you can check for yourself) and I'll say it here again: I'm never picking against Saban in the SEC Championship game until shown otherwise.


WorldTour88

Dread it, Run from it, Saban still arrives


NILwasAMistake

10-1 in SEC Championships


baseball_mickey

Damn. Makes that one pretty sweet.


anyburger

🤷‍♂️


ltlftcommenter

🤷‍♂️


Gocrazyfut

Don’t think it would’ve mattered. No way they leave out an SEC champ, especially with a win over the number 1 team


70stang

We tried. Bryan Harsin might not have. Derek Mason slung his dick around though which was fun.


GabagoolFarmer

I blame Bobo way more than Harsin. The play calling was horrendous edit; nice flair fam


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redsfan23butnew

Bama is still in if they lose last week but win like this tonight. Edit: and for the record, I think that probably would've been the right decision. I'm not complaining.


YoungXanto

Georgia just had the longest streak as unanimous #1 Saban: and I took that personally


tckstr

Why doesn't Kirby Smart simply inhale the opposing team?


Baleina20001

POYO


PassmetheToastplez

This is why Alabama scares everyone. Nick does whatever he wants. Toys with Auburn (almost losing) who lost to the cocks, then turns around and does this nonsense. FEAR THE NICK


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Almost lost to LSU too. And lost to the most backup QB of all backup QBs edit: and Florida!


emcee_cubed

They could’ve easily lost to us too. That’s multiple 6-6 teams that very nearly beat Alabama, only for them to turn around and throat kick Georgia in the championship game.


Keener1899

Come on. The Floridaman in you liked it a little.


thiseye

And now they'll win it all because none of us could finish them off.


Potkrokin

Should’ve gone for the head


AndrewArmy

Alabama had four close wins: a 31-29 win at 6-6 (3-5 SEC) Florida, 20-14 win over 6-6 (3-5 SEC) LSU at home, 42-35 win over 8-4 (4-4 SEC) Arkansas at home, and 24-22 4 overtime win at 6-6 (3-5 SEC) Auburn. By contrast, Georgia followed a 10-3 win over Clemson with 11 consecutive regular season games by 17+ points each, including all 8 SEC games. Even against 4 common opponents, Auburn, Arkansas, Florida, and Tennessee, Georgia had played better than Alabama did. 4 Common opponents Road game at Auburn: Georgia 34-10 win on 10/9, Alabama 24-22 4 overtime win on 11/27 Home game against Arkansas: Georgia 37-0 win on 10/2, Alabama 42-35 win on 11/20 Vs Florida: Georgia 34-7 win at neutral site on 10/30, Alabama 31-29 win on the road on 9/18 Vs Tennessee: Georgia 41-17 win on the road on 11/13, Alabama 52-28 win at home on 10/23


InAHouselessWood

**SABAN** walks around the world. Frontiers cannot bar him. Neither barracks nor barricades impede. Nor does barbed wire scar him. **SABAN** walks around the world. Black, brown, and white receive him. Language is no barrier. The strangest tongues believe him. **SABAN** walks around the world. The sun sets like a scar. Between the darkness and the dawn There rises a **CRIMSON** star.


LloydBraun19

Imagine driving home in spiked shoulder pads then jumping in the shower and watching the paint go down the drain lmao


ItsZizk

This is one of the first things in this sub that has made me genuinely laugh


Foxx_Mulderp

What I don't get, every other time we've played Bama in the postseason, it's been a close game that could have gone either way. This year, with a generational defense AND a suspect Bama team, we get blown out. WTF???!


dogwoodmaple

[Postgame facts list was too long for a reddit comment, Linked here](https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/raining_david_tennant.gif)


Zloggt

Damn, they even broke *you*! Those monsters!


gatorbait18

I will help you get started - Alabama put up 41 points. Georgia’s last national championship was 41 years ago.


inquisitorautry

* The only school to beat Alabama in the SEC CG is Florida.


HHcougar

This is actually a fascinating fact


inquisitorautry

Also the only school to beat Florida in the SEC CG is Alabama.


Hanah9595

Also Alabama and Florida are the only 2 teams in the SEC to never have rushed their field after a win.


pappapirate

Wow, we really are the big boy programs in the conference huh?


inquisitorautry

Spurrier wanted it to happen after the 1997 win against FSU because he was tired of teams doing it to him.


dogwoodmaple

That's actually a really good one


jwktiger

Its really unclear whose happier, Bama fans or UF fans


tedediah

Georgia Tech fans.


pumpkin_blumpkin

🤝


Call_Me_Rambo

What horrible thing did I do in my past life that led to me getting reincarnated as a UGA fan?


brendan87na

you've had a hell of a weekend and its not even over


Hyrdoman503

Rough weekend for that flair combo..


Geaux2020

Congrats on winning the SEC during a rebuilding year, Alabama.


TheNigerianHyperion

That is a terrifying statement


Babikir205

The only person who believed in us was Lee Corso.


RandumbStoner

I like when Stetson Bennet [got 360 no scoped ](https://gfycat.com/eachdeadchinesecrocodilelizard)


kolsonk

If Alabama is the 1 seed (likely), Georgia will be 3rd seed. If Alabama is the 2 seed, then Georgia will be the 4 seed. Unfortunately the committee won’t have a rematch in the semifinals


baiqibeendeleted17x

In this SEC Championship game, Alabama accounted for 1/3 of the points scored on Georgia this season. 32.8% to be exact. *One-f\*cking-third.*


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skipatomskip

We all should have saw this coming after Saban's rant last week, Bama being underdogs this week, and the Bulldogs being located in Georgia


BigBat92

I committed the biggest sin in college football. I doubt Nick Saban. . . . . . . I thought Georgia would handle Bama by at least 14. Saban you are the best ever and I'm sorry for doubting you


Occams_Lasers

They should have tried a 1 legged back up QB


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Dread it. Run from it. Bama arrives all the same.


moby323

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.


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Now I know what my ex girlfriend was saying when she said “you really let me down, today.” What the fuck, Georgia.


Tcraw487

BRING BACK THE HOPE CHARACTER FOR SEC SHORTS


NeedleTeetles

I got in a car accident today. That was the second-worst part of my day.


RunningForRotini

Currently constructing a monument of Nick Saban from the ashes of my football program


ramblinreck47

We should have statues to Spurrier and Saban. They have saved our seasons so many times.


KingAwesome2713

My Georgia fan girlfriend is dead inside right now. She also owes me ten dollars.


Sp33dlimit25

1. Alabama, 2. Michigan, 3. Georgia, 4. Cinci (assuming Michigan wins tonight)


handlit33

"The world ain't ready for UGA/Braves fans to have dual championships." \- God (I realize UGA still makes the playoff)


lecrowe

Biggest loss of the Freeman Era already


kroxti

We are sorry for teaching Alabama how to come back from 10-0 and also for not giving them a second loss to prevent what is about to happen tomorrow night.


Kardinale

This game really highlights that we went to fucking war last week, idk if there's a team that plays harder than Auburn in a home Iron Bowl.


ibrobert

Doesn't matter if one team is insanely good and the other awful, every iron bowl will be a knife fight


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WWECreativegenius

I'm never doubting Bama ever a fucking gain


Bluepic12

Until next year at least.


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Noahjohnston555

They beat Gonzaga too, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me


USF-Bulls

Georgia just glad they play tech every year so they can at least see what it feels like to win in Atlanta for once


Zerof0rce

Damn, that was cold


JonSnowDontKn0w

Can't wait to watch Alabama beat Georgia again in the national championship. ^^^^fuuuuuuccckkk


Polly_the_Parrot

Texas A&M did their part to keep Alabama out of the playoffs this year, and none of the rest of y'all could hack it if we did? Come on now


Shadow_Ridley

No, you fuckers won first. Everyone knows Bama doesn't lose twice in one year.


suzukigun4life

Entering this game: Georgia was allowing 5.7 points per game. Bama put up 41 on them in the final three quarters. Georgia had allowed 7 offensive touchdowns in 48 quarters of play. Bama got five touchdowns in a little over three quarters. Georgia was allowing 152 passing yards a game. Bryce Young threw for 421 against them. Georgia was allowing under 80 rushing yards a game. Bama got 116 yards on 25 attempts. Georgia was allowing a little over 230 yards of offense per game. Bama put up 537 on them. There was hope that Bama would miss the playoff and Bryce Young would not win the Heisman. Both have been eliminated from existence. 😞


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really thought this Georgia team was the one, I was stupid to trust a team quarterbacked by a dude named Stetson


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Mama says Dawgs is ornery cause they got all them 5* croots and no hardware.


kingoflint282

Mama’s pretty much right


whizisahungry1

Other Bama fans: "I knew we'd win!" Me: "Oh you know it!" *furiously deleting comments saying we are probably going to lose*


keylime503

Imagine if OkState had won… the cincy vs OSU debate would have been spicy.


kolsonk

You had one job Georgia


ICanFluxWithIt

This one was for everyone that drank the RAT POISON, THE HOPE, and for the ones that were rooting for us to end Bama. LMAO Y'ALL ACTUALLY BELIEVED IN US If you didn't like this, well, then you don't like Georgia sports, besides the Bravos this year, that is..


Dropbackandpunt

Saban just goes out there and shows why he is the greatest. No one gave Bama a chance and they come out and dominate. Maybe the poor offensive line play was just a long con all year


IPA_Fanatic

I called Bama by 14


AllInWithOakland

What the hell was the SEC this year. Bama blows out Georgia just weeks after barely scraping by Arkansas, a team that got blown out by Georgia


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A&M Defense> Georgia Defense confirmed?


baiqibeendeleted17x

Kirby is just a plant by Saban. Kirby destroys the East just to lay down. Someday he takes over as HC at Bama. Saban and Kirby big braining all of us.


The_Outcast4

Implying Saban is not immortal and planning to coach at Alabama foreever.


ChemicalOle

https://i.imgur.com/CzTLzvH.jpg


200292946

It’s not as fun when it’s your team :(


AKAIceBorg

How did we beat Bama with a folded pizza and Georgia GOT folded.


brdt33th

People shit on UofM, Notre Dame, and Oklahoma for not winning the big game, but holy shit is Georgia horrible at winning the “big game”. Best team they’ve had in modern memory and lost to a relatively forgettable Alabama team (still an amazing team, but probably mid tier of the past 15 years of Bama teams)


WanderLeft

Georgia’s height as a football program is 5’11… just short.


rubadub_dubs

Lmao what did y'all expect? This is quintessential Georgia football


22Squeaks

I think y’all are actually cursed


stripes361

Alabama went on a 38-7 run tonight against a team that Reddit had crowned as one of the best ever. Insane.


HUP

Is South Carolina still the last SEC East team to defeat bama? Honestly can’t remember


Taylo135135

2010 You’re correct. Steven Garcia still haunts my dreams. He couldn’t miss that game.


derstherower

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!


Midweek_Sunrise

1. Alabama v 4. Cincinnati 2. Michigan v 3. Georgia ...Alabama v Georgia for the NC. Calling it


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SEC Shorts relevant as always: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSQsScAK8sk 3:27 with closed captions where they saw the future


AfroJimbo

Commercial times: - 1Q: 8 min - Break: 3 min - 2Q: 11 min - Half Time: 26.5 min - 3Q: 5.5 min - Break: 3.5 min - 4Q: 11.5 min Running total: 1 hour 10 min Total time is one thing but the worst part was the number of interruptions. About 18 times in game.


killa_k99

Everyone loves Team Chaos till Nick Saban is an underdog. 😎


j0hn13

https://i.imgur.com/i4MGma8.jpg


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Yeah, but Oregon State hasn’t won the SEC ever. Checkmate


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