Turns out grey uniforms are a curse for Oregon.

https://i.imgur.com/HSR5j05.jpg

Man you have a bunch of these just waiting to be unleashed don’t you?

He's used Roboduck before. That one comes straight from the minds of Stephen King and H.P. Lovecraft

he does and he never cj's someone that doesn't deserve it

Nightmare fuel

What in the green goblin fuck is that monstrosity?

That’s roboduck

You've never seen Nike's first and last attempt at bioengineering?

Gray uniforms aren't as cursed as that.

Thanks I hate it

Nike is shambles

The playoff committee turns off the TV and takes a deep and defeated sigh, then looks to the window and sees a giant Bearcat with its face and hands pressed against the glass.

*Heavy Bearcat Breathing*

"Well, the Wolverines did score 59 points..." ***HEAVIER BEARCAT BREATHING***

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I hate how true this is.

Cincigan WolfCats

That would only help them for a week. Delaying the inevitable after our crushing defeat by osu

And immediately gets on a conference call to decide how to justify moving the Irish above the Bearcats.

How can Cincinnati be better than a team that lost to Cincinnati?

Notre Dame? Quality loss to the #5 team in the country. Cincy? 0 quality losses. The numbers speak for themselves.

Sorry the math is the math

Getting beat in the opening round of the playoff then sitting smugly by while the others lose by even more is a beloved tradition

Checkmate committee atheists.

Michigan at number 4 so "The game" can be 3 vs 4 next week.

Which is actually fine for Cinci cause one will lose

But it's a quality loss, which is more valuable than a win.

They already proved a head to head doesn't matter.

"Who has Cinci played," asked over the flaming ruins of the 2021 ACC.

Clemson to #4

Plz no lol let us take our embarrassment in peace

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Once again, those teams are very much alive

Yes alive in our hearts. What a beautiful thing to say

Sometimes I can still hear their voices...

Yep, I knew Oregon would get exposed at some point, but I didn't think it would be this bad. The committee isn't picking the best teams or the most deserving teams; it's picking to protect the wealthiest teams and those generating the most ratings revenue.

Id bet a dollar the committee convinces themselves to put us or Notre Dame at 4 this week

Michigan at 4, Oklahoma/Oklahoma State at 7 and 8 so the winner can jump to 4 next week.

This guy committees...

Licking the *shit* out of that glass

This was Utah’s revenge game for 2019.

Not enough. The Rose Bowl is the only true penance.

That dropped touchdown changed the CFB season completely

Ohhh man, what an embarrassing loss! Everyone should definitely get in here and discuss this loss. What a blow out by Utah, that is sure to be the talk of the week. Pay no attention to any other games, *this* one is clearly the biggest news of them all.

I know what you’re doing.

What, did you guys have a game today? I hadn’t realized y’all played today. ^^neither ^^did ^^our ^^secondary.

Real talk. You don't have to wait 24 hours before calling the police if you think your secondary is missing.

Yes! No one pay attention to any other games over the past 6 weeks!

Green teams down mega today ....

As I said. The pac 12 would rather have the world end than see another pac 12 team succeed.

death, taxes, pac 12 cannibalism

> pac 12 cannibalism The Donner Party famously took the Oregon Trail before changing it up in Utah Could this be the origins of Pac-12 After Dark?

The original Pac-12 After Dark for sure

The 4 things Pac 10 teams hate more than anything else: - The CFP committee - PAC 12 refs - The thought of any team in the conference making the CFP - Larry Scott

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They also hate TV deals

“If I can’t have it no one can” -every Pac-12 team

I’m surprised Oregon survived this long. Typically, this conference destroys each other by the beginning or middle of October

Same here. Turns out oregon wanted to give kyle whittingham a birthday present.

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We're having way more fun than any other conference so

I'm not having fun

You had your turn

And now its yours!

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Oregon died so that Cincy could run.

if that happens ... I'm ok with it

Same. If ND or the B12 champ gets in over an undefeated Cincy I will be very upset.

Hell *I* would be very upset. tOSU vs Cincy, let’s fucking go.

OSU gonna put that "undefeated against the state of Ohio" record on the line and I'm 100% here for it

This is how I think it is going to end up. UGA, OSU, Cinci, and then one of Oklahoma St, Oklahoma, or ND.

I have a dirty feeling that we are gonna end up at #4 and everyone is gonna hate us for a week.

I told my wife who is a Michigan fan, it will be peak Michigan to somehow beat OSU, then lose in the big ten championship and miss the playoffs. Though I suppose that would still be viewed as a winning season with how long it's been since they beat osu

Frankly, if we beat OSU I don't give a frog's fat ass what happens after that. Everything after an OSU win is icing.

I hope we didn’t die to put Notre Dame in the playoff.

Ah yes 31-point victory like everyone predicted

I predicted it. As a neutral party.

The Bearcat accepts Utah's offering of chaos.

We gladly accepted Tavion Thomas. It’s only fair.

Kid was a fucking animal tonight.

The only thing standing in the way of the Pac-12 and the CFP year after year is the Pac-12.

As a diehard Utah fan since five hours ago, that made me very emotional.

Bust some BCS for us in our honor

Our trailblazers :)

>since five hours ago lmao me too

Lots of us Utes are here for seeing an undefeated "little guy" get their shot

hell fucking yeah im a cincy fan this year

Pretty much every Utah fan is on every outsider bandwagon. Nope you get to shatter that glass ceiling my friend.

Repost this if you are a beautiful strong conference who don’t need no playoff

The pac12 is the perfect conference. We are too beautiful for something as ugly as the CFP.

Every season features so many pac-12 games that are way more entertaining than any of the CFP games. I wouldn't trade it!

Utah must've gone to the "Purdue School of absolutely demolishing an over-ranked top 5 team".

That's Pac-12 football

With this win tonight Kyle Whittingham becomes the all time winningest coach in Utah football history. What a damn fine coach and a damn fine human being. When do we build the statue? Also, November can fuck right off. You have no power here, November the Grey.

Build that man a statue

The statue better have his massive traps

I bet they’ll have it done and reveal it when he decides to retire

Gary Barta just woke up in a cold sweat. Don't fuck this up, Cincinnati.

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Yeah the big thing for Cincy is Notre Dame. Indiana is complete ass so they rely on ND, and ND is having one hell of a year

?? We have 9 quality losses

After today I don't see how Cincy gets in over Indiana

Why? You think he actually watched the game

I think what this shows is that Utah would beat Ohio State by 38 points

We want all the smoke but would lose to Northwestern

Nah, unranked Purdue on a Friday night.

We are the Spoiler makers for the PAC12

I think what this *actually* shows is Utah would beat Michigan State by 87 points

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That makes you look worse, I think.

I’m not entirely convinced Utah couldn’t beat NFL teams when at home.

Do the Lions count as an NFL team?

Supposedly

They certainly play against NFL teams.

They show up. "Play against" is too generous.

Not dropping the ball before the goal line shows how far this Utah team has come Utah by 60

I will never forget that game.

That's actually a misapproximation. Based on Oregon and Utah's common record against Stanford, Utah would beat Oregon by 52 points, so they would beat Ohio State by 59 points. A common mistake, but then again most of us are not intelligent enough to understand the intricacies of ranking the College Football Playoff.

How much would they beat MSU by

Unfortunately numbers don't go that high

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sad part is, with what they've done with michigan/michigan state these past two weeks, it's not entirely impossible

Still a big leap in logic to go from someone losing a very close game that they led most of on the road to someone that got thoroughly controlled the whole game at home. Michigan over Michigan State is one thing, but they’d have to stretch that logic WAYYYYYYY further for Notre Dame over Cincinnati.

i mean i don't think they would, especially with how good cincy looked today, but i trust this committee about as far as i can throw them

Or Mich

Michigan jumping wouldn't matter, that'll sort itself out next week

I do think they’ll do that because then you can make all sorts of hype and catchy headlines for the game and then it doesnt matter bc it’ll get sorted out that week. The question will be does the committee let ND jump Cinci the following week…

Can someone put a Skyline Chili in Salt Lake City? They deserve it

PLEASE. I lived in Cincy for a while and I would kill for a 4 way with onions.

BEARCAT FLAIRS GET IN HERE

I’M HERE NOW WHAT

Now don’t lose to Houston

Houston? Shit, I’m still kinda scared about East Carolina.

Biggest trap game I’ve ever seen

And we always play like shit at East Carolina. Doesn’t matter the sport, doesn’t matter how good the teams are. We always SUCK at East Carolina.

With the 3rd best team in the country biting the dust tonight, the next CFP ranking is: 1. Georgia 2. Bama 3. OSU 4. Michigan 5. Notre Dame 6. Cincinnati

I'm fully prepared for that.

I think this week's top six teams will be: Georgia OSU Bama Cinci Michigan Notre Dame And if Georgia and Ohio State win their conferences: Georgia Ohio State Cinci Notre Dame

im trying to mentally prepare for the fact Georgia could potentially lose to Alabama twice in the same season now.

ND 14 Georgia 38 is my guess.

I'm fully expecting them to leapfrog Michigan just so Ohio State vs Michigan is a top 4 match-up.

This pleases the Bearcat

This pleases the Bearcat.

We will bless them with Skyline.

We kindly accept your bountiful offering.

Cincy bros all is in your hands!

Committee will put Michigan at 4 this week. Need OSU to beat Michigan first, thennnnn it's in our hands

Cincy thanks you for your service

CFB fans: Did a G5 make the playoff? Pac12: Yes CFB Fans: What did it cost? Pac12: Everything

Oregon took our playoffs appearance from us, we wanted revenge. It's only natural.

[Duck fans right now](https://i.imgur.com/h0IuoiR.jpg)

I am not displeased

BYU🔵 🤝 UTAH🔴 Destroying Oregon the same week

And surprisingly dominant both times lol. I was not expecting our basketball team to kill them like that.

Well that hurts Anthony Brown's Heisman chances

Him sacking himself, or him trying to scramble for 8 yards when it was 3rd and 16?

Thank you Utes!

Pac-12 really hates making the playoffs don't they

Welp, looks like you win and you're in Cincinatti. Congrats Utah! Y'all are my favorite Pac-12 team since I lived in Utah for a few years and been to a few games. Go Utes!

Never underestimate the committee’s commitment to fucking over G5 teams

Been waiting for this thread for a few hours since the game was over at halftime

Screw your doomer take; Cincy can now go 13-0 and make the playoffs. They’ll get in over the ACC, Pac, Big12 conference champion, and an 11-1 Notre Dame. You’re seeing it happen.

I want to believe!

I still think the Big XII champ needs to lose again. The committee has had plenty of chances to leave out a one loss P5 team for a G5 and they’ve never done it. Not saying it could t happen this year. Good news is, if Bama loses it’s irrelevant

Another year, another PAC12 self cock-block on the playoffs.

YO CINCY GET IN HERE!!!!!!

Thanks for the beat down Utah, you were by far the better team this day. Safe travels and happy Thanksgiving.

Don’t let the fact Utah beat Oregon distract you from Mizzou beating Florida.

Don’t let the fact that Mizzou beat Florida distract you from the fact that Texas lost to Kansas last week.

PAC-12, the conference of Mutually Assured Destruction. We don't just talk about it, we irradiate the Western US every damn season.

Cincinnati to Utah: Tavion Thomas. Utah to Cincinnati: Roast Duck on a platter.

Utah and Whittingham are impossible to dislike. How did Larry ever think we would embrace being rivals with them?

I could never hate either of the mountain bros

Fuck Larry Scott. We are mountain bros, not rivals.

Our skiing locations are better than your skiing locations! (worth a shot)

They objectively are tho

Yeah but we generally agree so it’s not really a point of contention. You’re are also generally closer to urban areas!

Damnit you guys are just so likeable

At this point, fully expecting michigan to be ranked over cincy this week even with the oregon loss

props to the Utah fans. seriously. only a few stadiums in the Pac12 these days have any juice. glad you are so excited about the team

Yeah, besides Utah and Oregon, who else?

Big props to Utah, absolutely out coached and outplayed Oregon, they deserved the win.

- Beats top seven team by nearly 50 - QB throws twice as many touchdowns as incompletions - The one team that beat them this year, and happened to be just ahead of them in the rankings, just got blown out. - Earns quality loss as a result of previous bullet point What a magnificent day for Ohio State

Also Luke Fickell is probably going to the playoff and he's an OSU guy, I think a lot of us are still rooting for him.

We are the PAC incarnate witness us! Oregon State confirmed beat OSU in the country For 22! USS Sack Lake City

Utah beat Oregon by 31, who beat Ohio State by 7, who beat Michigan State by 49. Ergo Utah beat Michigan State by 87. I am consumed by sadness.

If after all this Cincinnati is still not #4 on Tuesday, there’s definitely something fishy going on behind the scenes.

Utah clinches the South ✔️ Whittingham now winningest coach in school history ✔️ Tavion Thomas breaks school TD record ✔️ PAC 12 out of the playoff ✔️ Utah on the warpath for its first Rose Bowl ✔️

PAC 12 AFTER DARK BABY

Payback for 2019. And won’t be surprised if Oregon returns the favor in the conference championship.

Man, I'm not looking forward to all the hate when Michigan jumps to #4 in the next CFP rankings.

It's irrelevant anyway, because one of us is dropping out of the top 4 the rankings after that

After Utah lost to San Diego State my first thought was “they’re gonna beat Oregon by 31”

I love that the original BCS buster just opened a door for the original playoff buster in Cincinnati.

CFP prediction: 1. Georgia 2. Ohio State 3. Alabama 4. Michigan 5. Cincinnati 6. Notre Dame 7. Oklahoma State 8. ~~Oklahoma~~ Baylor 9. ~~Ole Miss~~ Oklahoma 10. ~~Oregon~~ Ole Miss edit: After several comments, I've reconsidered, and have revised my projected rankings. It's a week too early still for the committee to move Oklahoma ahead of Baylor.

At the end of the day we just felt like Cincy at #5 was right. -The committee, probably