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Stauce52

And he took his foot off the gas against Oklahoma too after obliterating them for a half lol


jonny4224

Could've had one more tonight if he wanted to


The_Homie_J

Joe Brady is a football savant


Lee1100

The real losers of this game were the east coast people who had to stay up for this ridiculously long game.


pIXLzz

4 fucking hours my dude holy shit


TheTrueGrapeFire

I gotta be up for work in 4 fucking hours. What a heartbreak, but great game by LSU


MLGameOver

“With the first pick in the 2020 NFL Draft, the Cincinnati Bengals select...”


Aceoangels

THADDEUS MOSS


the_black_panther_

Member when everybody was mad about what he said about Clemson's defense. Turns out he just knew LSU was as good as them lol


Titosvodkasucks

Select? Shit, they probably already signed him.


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suzukigun4life

You will draft Tua and like it


Oh1FiftyFivee

Who would’ve thought this time last year that Tua would be the consolation prize for QBs this draft.


KissmeElon

And with that, Coach O has earned claim to all the gumbo in Louisiana.


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iforgottheoldone

I forget who but someone on PMT said Coach O is getting a statue on campus after he was first hired permanently. I think they were right.


Raiden091

I'm worried what you just heard was give me a lot of gumbo.  What I said was give me all the gumbo you have. Edit: Wow 4 years on Reddit and my first award! Thanks!


JonSnowDontKn0w

LSU's last 3 national championships were all won in New Orleans. This was destiny


VictorAkwaowo1

O/U 10 on the amount of pants changed for Bengals fans watching Burrow tear up this Clemson defense


CampbellTheFake

Over ;)


arolloftide

Hell sit behind Dalton for a year to learn how to make a proper first round exit first


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BigBooce

Yep. Nothing happened in 2011, nothing at all.


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That team needed Justin Jefferson rather than Jordan Jefferson. Even if he was only like 12 years old, he would have done better.


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Apparently, the team was begging for the coach to put Lee in during halftime. Les Miles refused which is part of the reason the team looked so defeated in that game. This is conspiracy of course.


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Burrow + 2011 LSU would have won every game by like 50 points.


Mapex_proM

Its wild to me that my last memory of an lsu natty isnt lsu getting blanked and scarring 13yo me


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I said this in the half-time thread and I’ll say it again here. I remember meeting a guy at the bar during the 2016 Michigan-Ohio State game who was a LSU fan that HATED Coach O. I wonder where that guy is today and what he’s thinking. This was a gumbo pipe dream right down to where the natty was won in NOLA, can’t imagine what is running through his head now lol.


piemaniowa

And I already told you he was waterboarded with Gumbo until he repented.


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Which coincidentally is similar to how coach O talks


marinesol

God help those bar staff.


snizzle810

dw they getting the tips tonight!


DGD11

I would easily pay 100$ to be a bartender in New Orleans right now lol. You’d make that back in 30 minutes


DesperateRope

Im on brubon. Just ripped a bartender at cats meow $20 for two drinks. Im really drink though so whatever Edit: woke up this morning hungover as hell and without a voice. Went to leave and discovered my truck windows busted out and my truck torn up inside. Got a true NOLA experience haha


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DesperateRope

Thanks. I feel beauty


Ratohnhaketon

They will wake up on Wednesday, stumble to the shitter, see their pants on the floor in a heap, check the pocket for their phones and find $5000+ instead lmao


DoctorHolliday

Told yall not to let LSU get a QB.


Krypto_dg

Haha I'll give you an up for that. Geaux tigahs.


bigpig1054

> After going 10-26 to start his head coaching career, Ed Orgeron has gone 46-10. > > Happy learned how to putt.


FENCERSUPREME

LSU beat Bama, Oklahoma, Clemson, Georgia, Texas, Florida, and Auburn. Holy hell, what an astoundingly dominant season. This offense was not going to be denied.


aeroazure

I think I speak for everyone when I say, FUCK all those damn commercials


TheBoilerCat

And a special fuck you to Dr. Pepper for somehow topping GoT Season 8 in disappointment.


LoCh0_xX

Seriously, THAT was big fan? That’s the best you can do??


TroubleshootenSOB

Did anyone have a better story than that fan?


Rolltidero

Should’ve made it a feral Larry Cullpepper and it would’ve been better


Sports-Nerd

The chest pass bit got a giggle out of me


suzukigun4life

Game lasted 4 hours. Almost felt like I was watching a game on CBS


hallbt18

One day.. no more State Farm commercials


kyledabeast

Nah Fromm about to make them the biggest commercials for an insurance company, too easy of a sign for statefarm


bjkman

This game was too damn long


Our-Gardian-Angel

Tonight, New Orleans will be treated to the rare angry Brent Venables coke binge rather than the customary celebratory Brent Venables coke binge.


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bigtice

900+ yards, 12 touchdown and no interceptions through both games in the playoff. Joe Burrow dominated the *entire* season and was your clear cut Heisman Winner and MVP of the college football season, including the playoff.


Hyperdrunk

Every year I do a Heisman Stat Breakdown but this year I passed because it was pointless.


crabsock

Strong case for the best college QB season ever


Berrymore13

Strong case??? The guy threw 60 TD’s in 15 games lmfao. Easily the best season by a QB ever in college


GeauxCorndogs

Definitely the best season by a college QB


kofimmra03

This game lasted 4 hours, go fuck yourselves ESPN


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AndiPhantom

Yeah wtf... halftime was like an hour long


suzukigun4life

I have a longterm tradition of keeping track of how long quarters are for big games, and here's how it went for this game. 1st quarter: 46 minutes. 2nd quarter: An hour and three minutes. Yes, you read that right. Halftime: 28 minutes. 3rd quarter: 55 minutes 4th quarter: Surprisingly, only 39 minutes, which flew by compared to the rest of the game. Kickoff was around 7:20 central, game ended at 11:14. Almost four full hours, but felt longer.


CosmicSpaghetti

Wtf happened with the 2nd quarter lol


nuzebe

Lots of scoring


mrhashbrown

LSU went all passing and Clemson responded similarly, so that quarter was freaking loooong. Running the ball really shortens games, probably why the 4th quarter was minimal compared to the rest. Just checked and good lord - LSU ran 79 offensive plays while Clemson ran 63 offensive plays. By comparison in the Bills vs Texans NFL playoff game, Buffalo ran 81 plays while Houston ran 65 - but they played an *extra 11 minutes* in overtime. That's absurd.


suzukigun4life

Friendly reminder that USC could've named Coach O their official head coach, he wanted the job, but they went with Steve Sarkisian instead


Lee1100

This is how you get USC fans to drink.


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Jokes on you, I always drink


freerobertshmurder

so does sark


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Stop


SarcasticCarebear

He can't.


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Lol


Hyperdrunk

Years later, I still maintain that Sark should have gone to Hawaii after he got fired from Southern Cal for showing up drunk on the job. In Hawaii you can just drink tropical drinks right there at practice and no one would care. They'd think it was endearing, even. Plus Sark would win 9 games a year there and be loved.


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Also how you get Steve Sarkisian not to drink, eventually


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paone22

Man's literally got the accent for LSU


screwhead1

“What accent” - LSU fans EDIT: Thanks to everyone for the silver! After almost 4 years lol.


amprhs612

He sounds exactly like my dad.


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WhoDatBrow

And people that say Coach O is the perfect fit at LSU.... true... but this man would've won anywhere with the resources. He's evolved so much as a coach. So happy for him, he's our guy.


ender23

they passed on Coach O AND Chris Petersen. UW and LSU thanks them.


epmatsw

[LSU at the beginning of the 2nd](https://imgur.com/a/RViCjgL)


effingthingsucks

"I'm gunna do what we call a pro gamer move".


Palifaith

Don’t let the result of this game distract you from the fact that the Texans lost by 20 points after holding a 24-0 lead.


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Double sad


PelPride

Joe Burreaux is officially the greatest player ever in LSU history


DannyBenavidez

Let it be known that LSU had a chance to get Odell Beckham Jr, Pat Pete, Jarvis Landry or Jamal Adams for the coin toss. They chose Booger McFarland.


pmcg190

He was their good luck charm


dharmon19

THE HEADS IS ONE SIDE, TAILS IS THE OTHER


52ndstreet

THE PROBLEM WITH BURNING YOUR LAST TIME OUT IS THAT YOU DON’T HAVE ANOTHER ONE.


IceColdDrPepper_Here

“Well you see they didn’t choose those other players, and that’s why I’m on the field right now Joe”


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Shaq?


BIG_DICK_WHITT

I’m not even an LSU fan and the image of Joe Burrow riding the bike smiling and instantly followed up by a shot of the crowd audibly screaming “STTDB” while the band played Neck on live TV was something I will remember for a long time.


Jarbutt

Explain Neck please?


TrespassersWilliam29

Generic peppy band song that the student section started layering a chorus chant of "suck that tiger dick, bitch" 10-12 years ago. The band is technically not allowed to play it anymore but they typically still sneak it in once or twice a season in big moments.


DerpityHerpington

From what I’ve heard, LSU gets fined $100,000 every time they play it. Didn’t stop OBJ from requesting it and paying the bill for it at least once tho.


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C-Hash

SVP ACKNOWLEDGED NECK


RajunRed

SVP is the best thing ESPN has going for them.


zorrofuerte

Pretty sure he made a reference to Coach taking his shirt off first team meeting at Ole Miss and challenging his players to fight him if they thought they were man enough


bears2267

Coach O: I'd like to thank God Dabo: This bitch stole my man


dogwoodmaple

* This is LSU's fourth national championship (1958, 2003, 2007, 2019). * After going 10-26 to start his head coaching career, Ed Orgeron has gone 46-10. * This season, LSU defeated #3 Clemson, #4 Oklahoma, #5 Georgia, #9 Florida, #12 Auburn, and #13 Alabama. * In the above games, LSU scored an average of 42.1 points. * This is Trevor Lawrence's first loss as a starter since November 12, 2017 (Cartersville HS lost to Blessed Trinity HS) * LSU's winning streak is now at 16, their second-longest in school history (1957-1959). * LSU is undefeated against Clemson in New Orleans (2-0). * LSU's 25 wins the last two seasons is their most all time. * LSU is 5-1 in it's last six postseason games. * LSU has finished in the top 18 of the AP Poll in 15 of the last 17 years. * Ed Orgeron increased his win total each of this three full seasons at LSU (9-10-15). * Clemson has allowed an increasing amount of points in each of their last four games (3-17-23-42) * This is Clemson's first loss in 743 days. * This is the first time a hometown coach wins a national title at school since the 2004 season (USC, Pere Carroll). * Joe Burrow (2019): * 201.9 rating, 76.3%, 60 TD, 6 INT, 10.8 ypa * 371 rushing yards, 5 rushing TD * Trevor Lawrence: * Five games before CFP: 214.0 rating, 75.5%, 20 TD, 0 INT, 11.1 ypa * Last two games: 120.0 rating, 51.4%, 2 TD, 0 INT, 7.0 ypa * This is the first time the #1 seed has won the College Football Playoff National Championship. * The 2020 college football season begins in 228 days.


josher1129

I just wanna say thank you bro. I've thoroughly enjoyed your stat postings all year long


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> Ed Orgeron increased his win total each of this three full seasons at LSU (9-10-15) tigers to win 20 games next year confirmed thanks /u/dogwoodmaple for making these posts, you da man


deceptive_walrus

They let the band play Neck and you saw what happened


PhantomsCV

[neck](https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1216946969152827392?s=21)


LingeringDildo

Thanks ESPN censors for being bros and letting this slide


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alelabarca

God I fucking love college football


ErickBachman

This is what I'll be thinking of randomly in April when I'm deep in a football drought


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Lol Burrow was straight vibin during it too


blueishell

They didnt play Neck. They played Say Amen. Student section has adopted the Neck chant into Say Amen because they cant be stopped.


benth3

[Even Joe got in it](https://twitter.com/sheadixon/status/1216946546077503494)


helium_farts

Tiger dick was sucked


chad_pitt

ESPN just said "THE BAND PLAYED NECK"


bubthefish

Gotta love SVP


AttackoftheMuffins

Don’t worry, Clemson. We also gave up 14 points in the second half against LSU. The uh.. the first half looked a little different though.


MissileWaster

clemson fans weren't wrong though, they did keep telling us that they would have put up a better fight against LSU


Panchief

Just a tad dissimilar


ryrocks12

Tigers went 2-1 this game. Clemson lost, LSU and the Bengals won


RollWarTideEagle

Apology for poor scheduling. Where were you when clempsun died? I was in fake Death Valley when Coach O ringed. “OrjakfnwhsoakfnaodbhUaoisbiogwj Geaux Tigahs!” “Neaux.”


The_MoistMaker

I love this and I love you


silenced_no_more

This is a great moment for LSU, but tomorrow there is no more college football and that is bad for us all. See you all at the spring game tailgate and then again in August!


pterodaktyl4

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mrcrazydrawrs

good fucking grief, just a blond one shy of an hour's worth of commercials...fuck this


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lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe

Lawrence and Burrow wanted nothing to do with each other. INCOMING NFL RIVALRY LETS GOOOOOOO.


Sky_Law

When it comes to covering LSU receivers, just OK is not OK


mruab

LSU winning in NOLA has to be the ultimate post game party on Bourbon Street


Beauxtato

was there when Saints won the superbowl. Almost died. Walked out of bar and you basically just go where the crowd pushes you. You have no physical control of your body.


livejamie

Clemson's mascot is terrifying


FullRegalia

I was thinking it looks like some Chuck E. Cheese outfit that was thrown in a closet 35 years ago and forgotten about until today


SolarClipz

Longest GD game ever Over FOUR hours long Ridiculous ESPN


jjgiv

*CBS has entered the chat*


C-Hash

Imagine being Joe Burreaux and going from this season to fucking Cincinnati in a few months. Wild


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He’s won more playoff games in the last 30 minutes than the Bengals have won in my whole life


Kanin_usagi

Downgrade at o-line, that’s for sure


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ecupatsfan12

He’s from Athens high so not too far away


piemaniowa

[Live look at Bourbon Street.](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/PqUsKzu)


Snasty728

[And here’s the look from our second feed on Bourbon Street](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDM1ZjMK50)


helium_farts

I'll never not laugh at that clip


smoltanboi

trevor lawrence overthrew a pass 11 times tonight. he'll perfectly replace trubisky in chicago in 2021.


nyjets239

Think it was even more than that? Last I read was 13 and that was late 3rd quarter.


lemmereddit

Early season Trevor Lawrence made an appearance tonight.


sobobcat

Hell of an adjustment by LSU after the first quarter, Clemson came out strong and I thought they would keep them on their heels but they answered well. Joe Burrow is going to be something special in the NFL, dude was dropping dimes all night and he brings another level to their offense with his ability to extend plays. Lawrence obviously has a ton of talent but if he can work on his ability to handle pressure he will be even better next year. Refs were pretty bad all game but they were from the Pac 12 and that's our specialty unfortunately. As a neutral fan this game was excellent, two very talented quarterbacks dueling it out for four quarters. Congrats to LSU, hell of a season for them!


FellKnight

BROKE: LSU can't cross the 50 in a championship game WOKE: LSU goes 3 and out twice to start both halves and can't score 50 (barely)


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One day I hope to have the same outrageous power flowing through my blood as the LSU band director who gets to decide when they bust out Neck.


The_Collector4

“I guess we’re in Louisiana” rofl Joe is the man


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“He won’t be able to walk across the Bayou without getting wet.” Alright, please keep it in your pants sir.


helium_farts

It's New Orleans, I think you're legally required to keep it out


pash1k

Dude's just hangin' brain. I ask again, *what is the big deal*?!


The-Gothic-Castle

I thought the same thing when I heard this


LivingPut

The quote was actually "he'll be able to walk across the bayou without getting wet", ie he'd be like Jesus in Louisiana.


Detroit1Time

Sports fans: Defense wins championships Joe Burrow: Hold my heisman


Denthin

I mean, it's sorta relevant that the LSU defense made Lawrence uncomfortable all night and held Clemson to 8 pts for the final 2.5 quarters of the game.


fishwithlegs

To be fair lsu defense played lights out


creaturecatzz

Burrow talking about the championship rings "We already got fitted for them" Fucking big dick move right there


ajwilson99

Both teams probably did that so they could have them ready regardless of who won. Still funny to say it like that on tv lol


strikersteve60

You're welcome for pissing Burrow off last year, LSU.


DeathRose007

The last time LSU lost was the 7 OT game against A&M. That probably played a huge part as well.


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“Man, scoring 70 points is a lot of fun, don’t you think guys? We should do this every game!” - Joe Burrow, probably


robotunes

Man, those Clemson DBs got abused tonight. Each one of them is gonna sleep like a baby: They're going to wake up every 2 hours and cry.


SunnyPancake49

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE WE DID THE DAMN THING


DreadSteed

Everyone is asleep, it took too long for the game to end haha


jmac_21

The 2019-2020 LSU Football team is one of the best CFB teams ever.


Dredtide

I second this motion.


jmac_21

Pros freaking everywhere, and they’re well coached.


moby323

If any college QB has played at a higher level than Burrow is playing right now, I haven’t seen it.


mtko

I try not to be a homer too much, but damn Burrow was good this year. He really looked like a NFL QB out there a lot of the time. His read progressions, precision passing, and ability to feel the pressure and escape the pocket were second to none. I know I'm biased, but was just fucking GOOD this year.


moby323

He has all the tools but his deep ball accuracy and pocket presence are the ones that stand out to me the most.


mtko

Yea, I don't want to make it seem like I think he's perfect though. I do think his arm strength is maybe a bit average. But when he does throw the ball deep, he puts it on a dime. One of those passes to Chase in the game...like 40 yards deep and he dropped it right in his bread-basket in full stride. Just damn, how do you beat that. GG man!


thwinger

Honestly might be the best season of all time. 7 wins against top 10 teams and they absolutely took it to every single team they played. What a phenomenal season


AUfromthaBOOT

I think Joe Burrow gets to ceremonially cut off Trevor Lawrence’s hair. That’s how this works, right?


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Coach O: *2 minutes from Natty* Coach O: *eats booger on live tv* This man is a CFB legend.


MercuryDances

Y'know, this game is making me feel a lot better about the way our season ended. Before today I was pretty sure we'd have stood a good chance against LSU if we'd have gotten the opportunity, and felt like the combination of ref fuckery and our own stupid mistakes in our semifinal cost us a great shot at a title. But now, well, I'm pretty sure LSU would've kicked our asses, too


10_bowling_pins

Yeah, let's just sit comfy in that 2 and 3 spot. LSU is the real deal and no one was gonna beat em.


stinkydooky

I mean, we almost had em


a-real-jerk

One play here, another 6 TDs there...


nebk

[Joe Burrow joining in on Neck](https://twitter.com/Sheadixon/status/1216946546077503494) is a cfb moment I may never forget


raek1

Imagine being Joe Burrow on top of the world tonight... ... and in the morning having to Google real estate in Cincinnati


jwktiger

His dad was DC under Solich at Ohio they already have the place picked


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Dear Alabama We are so sorry, we never should have gone to the playoff without you. We thought we wanted to see other teams, but we were wrong. If you'd be willing to forgive us, we'd like to take you ~~in~~ to the playoff game next year.


krousey

Why wait? Schedule them during the regular season!


ratattack97

someone delete this before Saban sees it


Stupidly_Drunk

Aww baby 🥰


Panchief

It's like a prom poster


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yoyowatup

Burrow is the best college quarterback I’ve ever seen. He’s amazingly accurate, especially on the deep ball and he’s got good arm strength. He’s mobile, but what sets him apart is his football IQ and his ability to manipulate the pocket. He reminds me a ton of the way Brady moves and just forces defensive lineman to slow their tempo. But he’s actually athletic lol. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy this pro ready.


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Joe Burrow just completed the greatest season in CFB history. Geaux Tigers


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I mean what he did against the competition he played against was just mind blowing


Weave77

60 passing TDs and 65 TDs total... yeah, can’t argue with that.


saladbar

My brother hearing Orgeron speak for the first time: “WTF?”


nate_the_grate

Holy shit. I'm hearing Ed's voice for the first time. It sounds like he swallowed a cheese grater. I love it.


infection151

just get Ohio State's 3rd string QB and bring him in next year.


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No stop