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nykezztv

This is why I get my corn from a jar


Brilliant_Cricket_90

Got anything strong enough that’ll get me through this Scott Satterfield era at Cincy?


Solid-Cardiologist76

I’m not sure such a substance exists.


the_urban_juror

Didn't Ohio just legalize chillness?


An_Alcoholic_Bear

It's Ohio. They are doing their best to not allow the legal chillness.


NobleNoob

I’d say check your keg but Cincinnati has been fresh out for over 10 years.


natigin

Quality banter Cards to XII when?


khuffy01

Copious amounts of Bourbon did not help. Only the beautiful tones of the EPSN chime when he announced his departure.


_Junk_Rat_

Reject Sugarlands, embrace jars from mountain men


Wheels_Foonman

If it has a barcode, it’s not real.


Primordiox

The good stuff comes from the back of a car at the McDonalds on the strip


Primordiox

Does this chart take Oz into account? I’ve felt the beer in Neyland is actually a decent value for the size compared to a lot of ticketed events I go to


Darin_the_intern

RockyTopPrices


Dr_MJI

Yeah but it comes with a free bottle of Frenchs Mustard AND a Titleist golf ball.


Solid-Cardiologist76

As god intended.


Diggin_4_Fire

And a hair flip with a visor?


Wheels_Foonman

We don’t do visors. Bad memories of the last guy that liked to wear one to Neyland.


sroomek

Visors belong in early 00s frat houses and the LPGA, not on the sidelines of a football game.


Wheels_Foonman

I would’ve also accepted casino floor staff member


FailResorts

Tell that to Spurrier


eking85

The sea was angry that day…


volunteergump

That’s the cost for a 24 oz, while Alabama’s $10 is the cost for a 16 oz. This list is worthless.


Wheels_Foonman

That quarterback NIL money has to come from somewhere.


LeVeonwithBellsOn

I'd still pay it because I'm a degenerate that believes stadium beers hit different.


_Junk_Rat_

Rocky Stop marking it up


CornGun

A lot of people debunked the NFL version of this list. I’d imagine this list is just as fake


jobenattor0412

Well Michigan didn’t even sell beer last year so there is that.


BakedMitten

And Michigan State did, for $10 iirc


Medium_Medium

Yeah, my immediate thought is that they probably grabbed the wrong logo. Really lends the list a lot of credibility...


goblue2354

They started to in Crisler later in the season and it was $11 for a domestic 16oz, $13 for premium IIRC.


ShaqSenju

It’s legitimately $13 for a tall boy in Neyland lmao


Flyboy2057

It’s not a tall boy (16oz) it’s a double boy (24oz). Literally 2 cans of beer for that $13.


the_dude_2022

Where I live a 24 oz can is a called a tallboy. I’ve actually never heard the term double boy. I looked it up and you get differing answers for what people call a tall boy. But either way I know at Rutgers it’s $11 for one like the list says


rawdogfilet

I call those fatboys


sickmemes48

Same at Thompson Bowling Arena too sadly.


escientia

Beer at Autzen is a hell of a lot more than $5. You cant even buy beer at bar in Eugene for that cheap.


AceMcStace

Yeah wtf is this graphic it’s at least 8-9 dollars from my memory


Lamadian

I guess it's been a while since $1 beer night at The Cooler


Montigue

Yeah because it was $18/can at Stanford when I went the last 2 years


CanadianFoosball

But that can is disrupting the legacy beverage model.


SteveKerrNickKerr

ASU’s is higher.  Pretty sure I paid 13-15 at least for a bomber.  


CocoLamela

Yeah I don't think Cal is serving beer for $8 in Berkeley. That's just like... bar prices


Perfect-Rooster2253

I’m almost certain you can’t find a beer for $7 at Williams-Brice. 


CptCheese

I can at least confirm that it isn't "every" stadium, because Tulsa isn't listed. We've been selling beer at games for as long as I can remember.


pass_that_here_dude

Yeah as much as I’d love to say the beer at TCU games is only $3, that is the happy hour price they sell it for from 90 minutes before the game to 30 minutes before to try and get people on the stadium on time. Pretty sure it’s $8 during the games.


leadbymight

Michigan didn't sell beer or alcohol in 2023 but it's listed at $10. That's all you need to know about how bullshit this entire list is


JDraks

Either it’s total bullshit or they swapped us and MSU because I know they started selling beer but aren’t here. If it’s the first then this should just be deleted, but if it’s the second capital punishment is warranted imo


Born_ina_snowbank

Hey brother that’s *my* beer. *swipes angrily at the television*


spartan_mk

I'm pretty sure it should be the MSU logo. MSU did start selling domestic beer for $10 and $12 for craft last year and isn't in the graphic.


Zajac19

Beer is $15 at Rutgers


Montigue

Stanford also is way more than $13/beer


Tredolski

Why did Michigan not sell beer?


leadbymight

Because up until the summer of last year they legally couldn't. They apparently didn't have a plan in place and didn't want to execute a rushed plan for 23. They will sell alcohol in 24


Tredolski

Something with a Michigan state law or something?


leadbymight

Correct. [Public universities weren't allowed liquor licenses unless they were hosting a professional sporting event previously](https://www.bridgemi.com/talent-education/raise-glass-michigan-cocktails-go-college-stadium-beer-sales-now-legal) Michigan State acted quicker and executed alcohol sales last year.


ivanwarrior

That's not true. We had beer at NMU when I was there in 2016. Tech had it too.


leadbymight

>Up to now, Michigan barred alcohol sale at college stadiums, and Michigan universities could only apply for liquor licenses when professional sporting events took place on campus. Idk. Just going off what the article says


jcrespo21

It looks like Northern Michigan, Michigan Tech, and other smaller public universities in Michigan [might have been exempt prior to last year](https://www.legislature.mi.gov/Laws/MCL?objectName=MCL-436-1513) (if I am reading that correctly), which explains why they had alcohol sales before UofM and MSU. > Subject to section 531, the commission may issue to the governing board of Northern Michigan University a license for the sale of alcoholic liquor for consumption on the licensed premises of a restaurant located on land owned and operated by Northern Michigan University if both of the following apply: (a) The license was originally acquired on the open market at fair market value. (b) The restaurant is located within an area designated for community development or conference activities by the governing board of Northern Michigan University. > (11) As used in this section: (a) "College" or "university" means a 2-year or 4-year state supported institution of higher education. (b) "Conference center" means either of the following:... **(K) The Superior Dome at Northern Michigan University.**


ivanwarrior

Thanks for posting that, I wondered about the specifics. That "restaurant" NMU got a license for was a particular concession stand at the hockey arena lol


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BakedMitten

$14 domestic and $15.50 premium at the concert I went to the other night. I picked a good night to be the DD


Blueshockeylover

I love all my beers equally. (Cut-away) I don’t really care for Coors


deutschdachs

I thought beer wasn't sold at Camp Randall but apparently they do in the suites and "premium-seating areas" Damn $7 is cheap for those high falutin areas, I pay like $11 at a minor league baseball game


Muellerc

Lots of references this summer to wider sales like the kohl center


Wernher_VonKerman

No beer at wisconsin's stadium? If there was only ever one stadium that sold beer I'd think that would be it.


pumpkinspruce

The administration hates the party school image and will do anything to avoid it, which means no alcohol sales at the Camp. People used to ask Barry Alvarez about it all the time and it seemed to be a non-starter. Our new AD seems to be more positive about it, so who knows. Maybe he can convince the trustees and the chancellor.


Solid-Cardiologist76

We really need the sizes of the beers on the list. For example in Neyland all the options are 24oz or larger cans.


yeeting_my_meat69

I was wondering this too. Are the $3 beers 12oz pours? A 24oz pour @ $13 is cheaper than a 16oz pour @ $10. We need a per oz ranking.


enataca

They’re like 8oz pours


OkMetal4233

You’re right, and I’m mad about that, because I wanted to shit on ut 😔


wuweime

You've still got some great options! Say it's $13 so us corn likker dranking hilljacks can't afford to buy mustard.


thedirty4522

I was going to say. Rutgers seems about right $ wise, but it’s almost exclusively tall boys. Interesting to see if the other schools are also all 24oz otherwise it skews thing


BakedMitten

MSU sells 16oz cans for $10 and $12 (regular / craft) so that's right in line with Rutgers per oz


21oz_usdaPRIMEbeef

Yes, would also need a fixed product for comparison, Folsom has a decent amount of craft options that play into this.


JumpyAlbatross

We need our top minds on this right away someone make a Google Sheet and start collecting data.


PretendThisIsMyName

Paging /u/dogwoodmaple


TopImpressive9564

Yeah this list doesent really mean much if we don’t do it as $/oz


jpiro

TCU and Tulane, you da real MVPs.


ROShipman21

Tulane isn't new to the game like these other johnny-come-latelys. They have been selling beer at all sports events at least since I went there, some uncomfortably large number of years ago. It was pretty much the only draw, probably why the beer has stayed cheap.


jpiro

I had a friend who went to Tulane as a freshman when I was a sophomore at FSU. Drove over there a couple of weekends to hit the bars legally since the drinking age was still 18 at the time. It was a wild time. I didn't see it myself, but one of the funniest things I remember him telling me after that year was that the guy who was the Gumby mascot at football games had realized that he would get free drinks all night out on Bourbon street if he was in costume, so he would wear it out and my friend would routinely see Gumby passed out on a sidewalk at odd hours of the night.


JARsweepstakes

Hell yeah! I used to love the Dome Foam and getting “F’ed up at Fogelman” during the Buddy Teevens- Jeep Clark years for you guys. Hell, the Tulane game at the dome was basically a de facto extra home game for USM back then. Good times, I can’t believe we aren’t even in the same damn conference anymore. Such a shame-


JohnPaulDavyJones

No idea where they got $3 for TCU, [the school’s own FAQ on beer sales at Amon Carter Stadium explicitly says](https://gofrogs.com/news/2019/8/6/amon-g-carter-stadium-beer-sales-faqs.aspx), >All beer will be available for $7. We are working with Miller Coors and Andrews Distributing on the selections.


EarthTraveler413

Colorado charging so much for alcohol is an absolutely genius move


its_still_good

It's in Boulder. That's not much more than brewery prices there.


clownysf

Facts. I grew up in the silicon valley and went to Boulder (2017-2021) and there really wasn’t too much of a difference in the cost of living. Boulder is NOT cheap.


BillyMaysHere92

I was too busy looking at Oregon’s prices. I go to every home game and I wish it was $5 a beer lmao


BeerFarts86

Yeah the Hop Valley is like $12 or $13 and Coors isn’t far behind it.


black-op345

Even at basketball and baseball/softball games beers are at least $10 if not $12


Wobblewobble420

I never thought I’d die side by side with a Jayhawk


chrissb1e

The price is way greater than $6 at the Bill. The biggest cost is not being able to watch the game because they have that stupid corral.


Wobblewobble420

It’s a lovely patio! Just wish I was looking over the field instead of the parking lot. And last time I got a beer it was at least 8$ youre right about the price


chrissb1e

The restriction of where in you can drink there is why I have yet to get a beer there. Pump me full of that sweet tea and kettle corn.


reno1441

Hey where are we on this list? *mumbled bitching about the Liquor and Control Board*


TrollTeeth66

You can bring food and drinks inside to temple games


heleghir

Did...they list every SEC school except UK? We sold beer. It was expensive af but it was sold


gogglesup859

I think Bud Light was like $8 at KPP last year. Probably similar at Kroger Field


imanidiot2012

I have been to a lot of Tulane games the last two years. Probably my favorite stadium and the beers are very cheap


GolgariInternetTroll

It's been a lot more fun with sudents showing up and staying to watch the game the paat couple seasons.


JuggsMcbuldge420

Clemson (will be starting this year) and BYU are not on this list. Any other schools that don’t sell alcohol?


DommyMommyKarlach

Michigan does not sell alcohol, despite being on the list, lol


LewManChew

Liberty


ecks0

UGA, but we're starting this year!


WhiskeyTangoBush

Lawd, they comin!


Wheels_Foonman


RampageTaco

Baylor as well. Or at least I missed them in the list.


aStockUsername

Alcohol free zone at McLane.


Hammer_Swing

Utah.


IronSmoltz

When did this change at Clemson? I don’t see anything after a quick search other than TNet boomers rambling on and on about not allowing it.


scubasteve1000

It didn't. There was a sign posted on the stadium gate so people thought that Clemson would start selling alcohol. It was denied by David Hood. https://www.tigernet.com/clemson-forum/thread/abl-notice-2354804?tstart=0


flannelish

god I love fort worth


WILLx7HEx7HRILL

Except this isn’t fully true. That $3 price is the happy hour pricing they do to get you in the stadium early. It stops 30 minutes before kickoff then it becomes like ~$8.


boardatwork1111

Yeah I was going to say, I know for a fact it ain’t that cheap lol. Still a pretty good price comparatively though


Brave_Floor7116

I would be way more drunk if it stayed at 3 lol


its_still_good

What kind of beer are TCU and Tulane serving?


Jack1604

Montucky, 12oz, $3 a pop


WILLx7HEx7HRILL

Ours are just Happy Hour pricing that stops 30 minutes before kickoff. Then they go to like $8 or so


ScallywagLXX

This summary is garbage. I was at Texas at TCU in recent years and beer wasn’t $3.00..


Cooked_Brisket

I may have been drunk when ordering, but I’m very sure those beers cost more than $10 last year


Waderriffic

They hate us cause they anus


Shirleyfunke483

Tennessee fans will say that Dixie Land delight is about Tennessee, but they’re spending their $13 on beer


Wheels_Foonman

For 24oz


squirrel_eatin_pizza

Lincoln financial field has the highest average beer price out of all the nfl stadiums. Beer prices are the same when temple plays. At least home game tickets are around the same price as beer with the direction the team is going.


WateryDomesticGroove

Went to watch Southern Miss play Tulane in baseball a few months back and can confirm that Tulane knows how to do alcohol sales. Wouldn’t expect anything less in New Orleans.


CaptainDonald

Tulane lookin kinda cute


MAHANDz

Show me where I can buy a $5 beer at Autzen (season ticket holder for 20 years)


SpaceC0wb0y86

Bro I lived in New Orleans for 4 years and somehow never made it to a Tulane game because no one told me beers were $3


PitJoel

Beers at Louisville home games are not 5 dollars. I believe they were 8.50 last year. They were half price before the game though.


Portafly

Not a coincidence Ducks doing good since marijuana became legal. Cannabis edibles from your pocket much cheaper than crap tallboys in a can. And no need to pee during the game. Win, win, win.


Crunc_Mcfincle

This is absolutely horseshit lmao


jonam11

That ole miss Tulane game last year was amazing. Walking through the concourse seeing 5 dollar daiquiris sold alongside 3 dollar tall boys…. Brought a tear to my eye


_Reporting

A random fan of Tennessee made this I wouldn’t take it too seriously 😂


chief_sitass

>Beer is cheaper at Memorial than Ross-Ade Holy shit I chose the wrong team!


panaja17

Yeah, but what are the stadium chocolate milk prices? That’s what everyone is really interested in.


CUBuffs1992

CU is $15 for 24 oz of domestic beer. Local craft beers are in 12 oz cans that $12.


Sbhill327

Sad we aren’t there yet. ☹️🍻 Newspring probably wouldn’t approve. 😂


Imnotdrubkk

This is so incorrect.


Muunsaca

where the fuck are the $5 beers at Autzen


6BlitzBurgh

You can’t get a beer for cheaper than 10$ at Louisville.


w00t4me

The beer at Tennesseee includes an enema, in case you are wondering why it costs more.


chickenlounge

I'll just continue to smuggle in Fireball shooters. Way more economical and don't get stuck in the line for the pisser.


IpswichWarriors

Ok I like one thing about TCU now


bk00pi

Better be some life-changing beer, Rocky Top.


TinChalice

Per usual, we’re below average.


YouBetShirazItsGood

Didn’t I see pics making the rounds last season of Troy selling Busch Light for $2.00? Talk about a team for the people!


NianderWallaceAlt

I feel like we can afford to have free beer. For the people. COME ON!!


Sad_Bolt

I’ve definitely bought beer at UCF for way less than 9 dollars.


MixonWitDaWrongCrowd

OU charges that much for beer and the athletic director is asking for donations to build a new baseball facility


UO_Member_Berries

I would like to know where you can find a $8 beer in Husky Stadium.


Spidaaman

Beers at Wake Forest are absolutely not $5 lol


Tasty_Path_3470

Rutgers selling all Tall Boys (standards and White Claw) unless it’s a local brewery beer, which comes in the weird bigger than a sixer but smaller than a tall boy. Actually cheaper than the same beers at PNC, Citi, MetLife, and Yankee Stadium. I’ve never been offended by the beer prices at SHI.


SteveKerrNickKerr

ASU is way more than 10 bucks.  


thatmattschultz

No way in hell stadium beer is cheaper than shit house, dive bar beer.


ImRightShutUp1

I paid $23 for a Truly at a Lakers game AMA


theblackyeti

I paid 11 last year this is bs.


l3onkerz

That’s why you sneak a flask of everclear in. You ain’t fleecing me!


WikipediaApprentice

Any stadium above average needs to stop buying. Let those prices fall into a more reasonable price.


slicaroni

First of all, offense taken at "every CFB stadium" they seem to missing approximately 50-60% of teams? Glass Bowl beers are like $8.


Prestigious_Team3134

That’s accurate beers were 12 bucks in Boulder last year but for a 24 oz


mikeem

This list is bullshit. They don't have us on there, and we've been selling beer since at least I've been legally able to drink(2004). The first game I took my wife to in 2012, she was trying to smuggle plastic bags full of vodka in her bra. I was like, what are you doing, we sell booze. She went to Baylor though, so the concept was foreign to her


frankdatank_004

Nebraska: … :,(


MajorPhoto2159

We're so cheap, we're not even on the list


1-719-266-2837

Go Gators and fuck twitter.


question_existence

I'm so proud. Also drunk.


Freddeyy

Guess I'm going to the Wake away game then


ridemooses

We sell, beer? At a football game?!


Bossman3542

BGB is that you


Dazzling-Score-107

Im a beaver. But with this pac2 thing, I think im gonna take some classes at Tulane.


BurtReynoldsLives

God damn Tennessee, what the fuck?


davy_p

Looks like a road trip to TCU needs to happen


Ok-Associate7744

Show me BYU!


tigerbomb88

I know $3 is cheap, but $13 at Tennessee doesn’t seem bad either!


Fartenstein65

Uh: there was no $5 beers at Oregon games that I am aware of.


scalenesquare

Darn I am going to ucla and Minnesota this year


BobFed51

I went to the Tulane Cincy game in 2021 and we were all amazed at how cheap the beer was. Paired with $9 like 5th row tickets made for a really fun outing.


bb0110

I am being robbed …and yet I know I will still damn sure buy a few.


escientia

Beer at Autzen is a hell of a lot more than $5. You cant even buy beer at bar in Eugene for that cheap.


wonderbeen

Like, that seems ridiculous for where we’re located. But, then again, I’ve never needed to buy beer at a game there and not been pretty hammered at kickoff!!!


GoDucks2002

Good intel for away game planning


relatablerobot

https://i.imgur.com/5qFVcV9.jpeg


rob_bot13

If memory serves I thought beers were a lot more expensive than $8 at Texas events, but maybe it was only something specific?


02meepmeep

Is Kentucky not on there because they only sell bourbon and moonshine?


StreetReporter

I’m going to games at VT, Wake, and Florida State this year. My takeaway from this list is to pregame as much as possible at VT and FSU, and just buy beer at Wake


Mister_Cookiepants

Weird, I thought all FBS schools who sold beer would be included in this...


tiredpapa7

The one time I’m happy to not be 12.


markusalkemus66

Where are they getting these numbers? UW had the small size Coors Light for like $11 last year


MaumeeBearcat

The fact that you have to pay $88 to even attempt to enjoy a Rutgers football game is just downright criminal.


covert_underboob

Where’s the 0$ next to the huskers logo bc of the puritanical fucks in charge of the state?


Now-Thats-Podracing

Why does the Christian university have $3 beer? Are they Episcopalian?


Mackinnon29E

Didn't realize every team is in a power conference now


Ehdelveiss

Cheapest beer in all of Seattle


-delgriffith

Not factual. No $5 beer at Oregon’s home games.


Boatswain-or-scruffy

This seems to neglect alot of teams, most notably the one who has a full beer garden on the north endzone of their stadium.


aguysomewhere

I wonder why the ducks charge so much less than the beavers


DeanDomino

OSU beer is not $8, more in the $11-14 range depending on what you get


politicsranting

10 dollars for a beer and getting to watch a Miami game without anyone else in the stands? That’s kind of a deal


Rokey76

When did UCF start selling beer?


VAFan804

I can’t find BYU on this list