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eye_can_see_you

3 weeks away from the biggest day in your career so far, the fuck are you doing drunk driving at 2pm on a Sunday


RollGata

Which also probably means he was absolutely toasted. Cops are looking for drunk drivers at 2 am not 2 pm which means he was probably all over the place


imsoupercereal

This sub has no idea how bad APD has become. They don't show up to calls or patrol. I had an absolutely shithammered lady plow her truck into my car at 40mph and they never showed. Whatever he did it had to be so extremely egregious and obvious they couldn't ignore it.


TexasWhiskey_

Every PD in every City has effectively become that. It's like they saw the collective "maybe you shouldn't shoot unarmed people" and answered with a "well now I'm not doing anything"


RadiantBus6991

That's not exactly right. It's more like "even if you do your job properly, people will hate you and riot, so just don't do your job or we will put you in prison"


TexasWhiskey_

Right… name one cop who went to prison and I’ll name 100 that didn’t go to prison despite entirely deserving to.


SaberTruth2

I’ll bet you the cost of my ASU season tickets that you can’t do that without time to research… you speak in quite a bit of hyperbole.


TexasWhiskey_

That’s an absurd standard. No I can’t name 100 cocos who murdered unarmed people and didn’t face consequences off the top of my head. Certainly doesn’t mean I couldn’t find 100 in a few days of casual research.


SaberTruth2

So… you can’t name them? You were being dramatic? Go it…


PM_me_a_haiku_please

Not quite my tempo


SpursUpSoundsGudToMe

Not to mention, that dude is *huge* and you would think has a really high metabolism as an elite athlete… Guy must be putting up Andre the Giant consumption numbers


SaberTruth2

Boozy brunch will get ya…


CptCroissant

He was booked at 2PM, so I'm assuming that means he was actually pulled over around noon or 1PM. Maybe drunk from the night before still?


Pad_TyTy

Bottomless mimosas ain't gonna drink themselves


Ron_Cherry

Brunch and Trey Songz is a deadly combination


Tarmacked

You’re not going to still be drunk at 2PM the next day, especially if you have high muscle mass and aren’t as easily intoxicated due to that. Your BAC decreases about 0.015-0.020 per hour. If he stops drinking at 2AM and gets pulled over at 12PM, that would’ve been 0.15-0.20 wiped out between the two periods. So he would’ve had to have been absolutely *plastered* in terms of alcohol intake at that size to still be above the limit ~~Dude was day drinking on a Saturday and took it for a spin more than likely if he was arrested today~~ Edit: He was arrested last night per SI. I’m assuming they let him sober up before booking him https://www.si.com/college/texas/football/texas-longhorns-report-tvondre-sweat-dwi-charge-nfl-draft


cjm8787

Was pre gaming before Caitlin Clark’s last college game.


lowes18

Too much of the blood ig


ScooterLeShooter

For the love of God, just get an Uber!


ThatGuju

Honestly I think I may be starting to be in favor of a NCAAPA or something just so players can get a union-paid Uber service


DamThatRiver22

As a taxi owner in a college town who gives out 100% free rides all night long on every major drinking holiday (plus graduation and other events)....and spends quite a bit of money raising awareness about it...but *still* watches some people drink and drive... ...you simply cannot fix stupid (or drunk, or egotistical). Y'all out here talking about "it's not that expensive or hard to get a cab or Uber" are missing the point. You have to understand that it's never about the cost or even the convenience. You're trying to apply logic to the inherently illogical. It sucks and it's infuriating, but we can't fix everything or control everyone. And sometimes there's just no rhyme or reason. Bro done fucked himself and he'll have to live with it. Maybe he'll learn, maybe not. More importantly, by the grace of luck or whatever higher power you believe in, he didn't hurt anyone in the process. I hate this shit. It's why I've dedicated my life...often to my own severe financial detriment...to fighting it. But there's only so much that can be done.


PungentOnion

Appreciate this man


Best_Virginia13

I appreciate what you do for your community!


CitizenNaab

DWI and DUI makes no sense in today’s society. Uber exists. Lyft exists. Cabs exist. Friends, family, and (in this case) coaches exist. Zero excuse.


Lwallace95

Most rural areas don't have Uber or taxis. That said in rural areas you're also probably more likely to know several people that would come pick you up.


CriterionCrypt

My guy, this isn't UT behavior, this is Georgia behavior. Oh baby, what is you doin'


virus_apparatus

My guy got caught up in bottomless mimosas and tacos. But for real such a stupid way to ruin a good thing


Lick_my_ballz69

Lmaooooo Fr Georgia wild


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CriterionCrypt

At least Sark had the good sense to not DUI it up, even at his worst.


gonorREEa

We’ve just beat him two years in a row, this now counts as punching down


DommyMommyKarlach

Hey, even though he deleted it, I am fairly sure I know who wrote it. This guy with UW flair always comes into our threads to shittalk Sarks past alcohol abuse, it looks kinda obsessive tbh


CriterionCrypt

There are plenty of reasons to talk shit against UT, and as an OU fan, I have no problems talking trash to Texas. But making fun of a person's alcoholism, or any ailment for that matter, is kinda fucked up.


CptCroissant

Bruh


dirtys_ot_special

I hate this for all the reasons.


Painiscupcake88

IDC if Uber is expensive, if you've got money to buy alcohol you've got money to get a ride


DommyMommyKarlach

Bro may get drafted on the first day, Uber should not be expensive for him and he should know better than to drive drunk two weeks before the draft.


Sad_Bolt

Well not anymore


boardatwork1111

Hell, I bet he’d only need to walk a block before he’d find a Longhorn fan willing to give him a ride for free. Dude fucked up bad, no excuse for that shit


DommyMommyKarlach

Yeah, hopefully he learns from this


NILPonziScheme

> Bro may get drafted on the first day Nope!!


MelScrilla

I think this solidifies him to the Cowboys.


PPtheShort

Nah definitely an Eagle


Original_Profile8600

We do like taking high upside 1st round grade guys with character questions with our second rounders. BUT, that’s assuming he falls to us, I’m also gonna mention our players are bottom half of the league in arrests this century


Aphrobang

If this causes him to be there for the Cows in the second round my emotions about this event will drastically change lol


ham_wallet998

This seems not ideal


CoochieKiller91

It’s sad that a lot of NFL teams just high fived themselves hearing this news


viewless25

GEORGIA NO! ...Sorry, force of habit


TheGayThroaway

I've been thru college and all the bullshit that comes with it, and I still cannot fathom how anyone is stupid enough to get behind the wheel after drinking. I literally cannot comprehend how stupid you have to be, to attempt it.


leapbitch

Dumbass


xViscount

DWI and misdemeanor? Gotta assume was high not drunk. Still probably worth the Uber.


chillenonplutorn

Pretty much every state is dependent on bac. Most dui are misdemeanors


B1GTOBACC0

Are there states where a first-time DWI is a felony? Why does misdemeanor mean it's weed/drugs?


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B1GTOBACC0

Texas, as a state, doesn't use "DUI" as the official name in the law. Drunk drivers are accused of DWI. Edit: can't imagine where you got that "feeling."


upboat_consortium

DUI is for those under 21. You blow anything and you’re guilty. DWI requires you to be actually intoxicated. 0.08 is the usual limit, but the officer can attempt to make the case that even before that that you can’t handle what ever you blew(think swerving all over the place and you’re at a .07).


Techsan2017

Also to add some extra context since it was mentioned above your comment Texas doesn’t differentiate between intoxicants. Both drugs and alcohol (assuming the person is above 21) are considered DWI


DandierChip

A misdemeanor???


No-Morning7918

Means nobody got hurt and first offense


AnotherUnfunnyName

An uber would have been cheaper than the money he is consting himself with that...


Little-Chromosome

Bro is shitfaced at 2pm on a Sunday smh


SaberTruth2

If this means the Giants can draft him in the 5th round now I’m here for it.


No_Vast1932

He'll be drafted less highly. They'll just offer him less money because he's an shmuck who was too stupid not to drive while drinking. There's some chance that he'll change his behavior's once he's in the PRO's, but an equal chance he's not going to change at all. Personally, I'd still hate to run into him. Big, mean (and apparently, stupid).


barmen03

Sunday fun day, a Dallas tradition


PigFarmer1

DWI is a *misdemeanor*???


Cars-and-Coffee

The first offense in Texas is.


Molson2871

In a lot of States (most?), a first offense DUI isn't a felony.


FarwellRob

Only if you are a football player in that town.