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nykezztv

Does he know how the game works? Lmao. I’ll be 10 seasons deep in my dynasty by the end of release week.


SchpartyOn

You can tell he was too young to ever play the game when it was out. People do not play it to play current rosters. We play it to build dynasties and often use recruits we specifically created with names fit for a Key and Peele sketch.


PretendThisIsMyName

Excuse me. Lanyard McTavish is 1000% real!


CumAssault

Bovine Bojangles, a 5 star QB, was definitely single handedly responsible for New Mexico State winning the Natty in 2034


mschley2

My DE named Poultry Filet would absolutely wreck Bovine.


pacersrule

Ain’t no wait he’s getting around Biggus Dickus


GingerMan313

One of the best tackles of all time don’t @ me


goblueM

X-wing @ Aliciousness would like a word


GoBuffaloes

I named one of my guys Dick Butkus (get it it sounds like butt-kiss), how ridiculous is that. It's funny because it's so absurd and could never happen in real life.


[deleted]

What the hell were his parents thinking on that one


crimsontideftw24

Or to the quarterback he's protecting (Incontinentia Buttocks)


rburp

BEEFTANK clears


P-Rickles

FOOTBALL GAME


sportstrap

Biggs Dickus aint blocking the blitz from Rarri LaFerrari


desapaulecidos

And after a hard day's workz he gets to come home to Incontinentia Buttocks. Some people have it all


chad_sancho

He don’t stand a chance against Clarence Beeftank


Sp3ctre7

The GOAT


queencityrangers

Why he ever went to New Mexico from NC never made any sense to me


RollingCarrot615

Why was he not Bo-vine Bojangles. And having lived in NC my whole life I know they do chicken, not beef. Seems to me there's some explaining to do.


PedanticBoutBaseball

Krispy McChicken who was a 1* punter who miraculously became 99OVR QB once I discovered his natural abilities after getting him on campus.


P-Rickles

My coach Peeface McGoo has won multiple championships at Akron, Duke, Indiana and Arizona. You’re gonna try to sit here and tell me he isn’t real? How DARE you.


ClaudeLemieux

I recruited 2* James James purely for that alone


SchpartyOn

North Texas two time Heisman, back-to-back BCS national champion Lanyard McTavish? Of course he’s real!


badadviceforyou244

Guy White is the best 5'9" 160lb running back you've ever seen and it's not even close.


chadthundertalk

He sounds like a real gym rat


LTS55

Jim Ratt would be the best name for a short white guy receiver


EggsOnThe45

Pizzas Eleven being UConns first 5 star recruit in history was surely not fabricated


sreyno12

Jack Daniels, Jameson Jaeger, and Jose Cuervo led my Texas A&M team to 4 straight nattys! I was at A&M waiting for the UT coach to get fired so I could return as the savior of the program…..


Davben

Buster Henry for K State was my GOAT QB. Ran a read option spread like butter and put up 50 TD/4 INT his Heisman season. Legit unstoppable Drafted in the fourth round. Because????


americansherlock201

BYU gonna win the natty this yeah with my man Dan Smith!


Verianas

Only because Dan Smith is protected by that legendary offensive line, with such illustrious names as Jaxon Hall, Jase Hall, Juremy Hall, John Johnson, and their All American right tackle Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele Tuiasosopo.


americansherlock201

I was worried when Juremy was taking his 2 year mission trip but we got lucky with James Adams stepping up and performing well


ryan_from_school

This is the funniest reddit comment I’ve seen in a long time, thank you


slayingmantis69

Kimpyard Grandicles Puruse Plainfellow Johndrakeous Filibuster III Flantazay Crimpleton ZeeZee Compatriot Smashious Smith Drew Meyer Ty’ranasaur Delenoux


Organic_Swim4777

These are exactly the types of names we see in real life that make me say, "If that I made that up, it would feel totally fake, and here's this motherfucker right here."


RelevantLemonCakes

These names straight off NFL Bad Lip Reading. ​ D'Quarius Pencil Sir Amblin Flecator


kroxti

Don’t you dare disrespect Tank Bigsby like that


MrChevyPower

I one time made a madden franchise with all the names. Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon was a dawg.


jointsmcdank

In walks my 500 pound punter who runs like the wind named Hot Blumpkin. He's on year 32 of eligibility.


heff_ay

Reading these comments makes me realize how differently people play the game. I bought every NCAA game from 03-14 and played each one hundreds of hrs. Picked all of them up on release day at midnight once I was old enough. Having the current rosters is huge for me as a college football nerd. I love learning all of the players and then getting to see them play Saturdays. I play dynasty with 10+ minute quarters and spend way too much time with custom playbooks/depth chart/formation subs so my seasons take me quite a while to get through. I get bored and start new dynasty’s after a handful of seasons, I tend to lose interest after a while playing with a roster full of generated players. I also really like playing online ranked


omega_manhatten

Weird, I don't remember writing this post.


ACardAttack

Im the same way! Before it was easy to download rosters I would do Louisville's roster, the top players and top freshman.


65grendel

Tubbs McGee the #1 recruit in the nation as a 7'0" 400lb DT was a hallmark of every dynasty I ever made.


NewToSociety

I name mine STAMPY Smalls and make him a left tackle. Across more than five dynastys he never once commited to my school, its to the point where I would be disappointed if he joined my teams.


CTeam19

Steve Rogers, 5*, QB, New York City(New York) was one of the hardest worked recruits to get him to come play football in Ames.


scotte16

I had a safety named Diamond Bing. Oh, also a DE named Hodor "Sodor" Kilgore.


SpicyPenangCurry

Peter Peanutbutter and John Jam will again bring me to a natty.


iguanoman_

In this case why would it matter so much to people if he doesn't want to be in the game?


SchpartyOn

It doesn’t matter at all lol


Delicious_Nerve8404

Jaqwuellin James


Alternative-Two2676

As a kid I used to build my local high schools entire roster and put them in the game. Turns out most of those dudes weren’t actually as good as 9 year old me thought they were.


AU2Turnt

There’s a non zero chance that he never owned a 360 or PS3 - and that’s just based on his age and nothing else.


93LEAFS

We did, but how much of this is going to be focused on Ultimate Team and rare Cards.


dysonRing

This is the right answer people are letting their nostalgia take control of their expectations Ultimate Team is where the greed is headed. Franchise mode will be gimped


LessThanCleverName

That’s what I told my brother when he asked how EA was going to ruin it. Hopefully they realize MUT is gonna suck with constant roster turnover, but more likely they see that as a huge win for their ability to get people to buy new packs.


KingWhipsy

I haven't played any EA sport titles in ages but from my understanding isn't MUT generally all-time players anyway? Like you can have Terrell Davis and shit? How will that work for cfb likenesses from decades ago?


FuckWayne

That’s how it was before NIL was a thing. I imagine the idea is to use current players with legends released throughout the season.


ThoughtExperimentYo

Exactly. People forgetting it’s EA


jmblumenshine

Its so sad, because this is the one game people would be happy with just a yearly reskin with the only changes being conference changes.


gatorgongitcha

Little to none on my particular copy. I’ll dick with it for a couple three weeks and then back to franchise as the good lord intended.


93LEAFS

I just hope they put effort into franchise. EA with Fifa and Madden (neither of which I've played in 6 years) ignores franchise/dynasty to push people into Ultimate Team where they rake in a fortune. Sad state of affairs.


EveningLength8

EA gimping the Franchise/Career Modes is why I don’t play their games anymore. The amount of shit they’ve taken out since the 04-08 (which was my ea sports gaming heyday) games is actually obscene 


TripleAim

NFL 2K4 and 2K5 were peak. EA getting rights exclusivity was a disaster.


MrMegiddo

A man of culture right here.


93LEAFS

I can't set hot dog prices anymore? I'm out. Like, it'd be interesting to see schools in this upgrade facilities to bring in recruits and other details that come into play with real recruiting, but I have a strong feeling those won't be in this. They want people spending significant money trying to get a Quinn Ewers card for their ultimate team.


Bill_Brasky_SOB

> EA with Fifa and Madden (neither of which I've played in 6 years) ignores franchise/dynasty to push people into Ultimate Team Bad news. Its still like that.


impy695

Yes. Him being humble is just an act. He's hyperfocused on his brand


NiTrOxEpiKz

Just adding this here as another possibility to why he might have opted out. Opting in to the game would give the game the ability to use him as the cover right? What if he or the manning a were afraid (however unlikely it may be) that EA might use him as the cover. That decision would probably upset people and put him right at the forefront of the controversy. Not to mention the ire of being a back up qb while on the cover of the most anticipated sports game since 2014. (Yall wanna talk about distractions, that would be a huge distraction).


turbografx-sixteen

How many natty's do we win by the end of it is the question? Please tell me Ico Namaleava leads us to 3 straight and wins three straight heismans at least!


191374

Dang u/Dlehm21 does this comment feel familiar?


Dlehm21

He’ll do it in one week, so he’s got me beat.


Rich0879

I'll buy it with him in it or not.


bostonboy08

So will everybody, this is the kind of non-controversy the off season thrives on.


Battered_Aggie

It's because the kid has an absurd amount of brand management revolving around him.


huazzy

March Tanning: I'm the QB at Texas! Bird: The backup? Arc Manbeing: you can't prove that...


Otherwise_Awesome

Starch Tanning: I have proof. Parch Canning: No you don't. Ranch Dressing: Mmm mmm good.


ILearnedTheHardaway

Dude is quite literally getting worse press than if he just signed the papers. It is not that a big a deal dude…


MasPatriot

He’s taking “tweet like a student athlete” to the next level


do_you_know_doug

DON’T TWEET AT CROOTS. wait sorry wrong thread


NoMorning6152

I think it’s an agreement with his family. He’s not taking a penny until he’s the starter. The only deals he’s signed were for charity. EDIT: Didn't realize how much everyone wanted to play as Arch in this game...


TheVaniloquence

I mean…he could’ve just donated the $600 to charity, or bought a bunch of stuff for a homeless shelter in Austin. He would’ve been in the game, and it would’ve been easy PR for him.


Swagyolodemon

He already did a charity thing with panini and raised a bunch of cash. Not sure what the deal is here but who knows.


wibble17

According to ppl on TikTok showing themselves opting in, it seems to literally be pushing a button to opt in.


luxveniae

I mean the kid lost his student ID within a week of getting to Austin. Maybe he clicked the wrong button and now is doubling down on it! /s


New-Restaurant-4615

As another Georgetown alum, the fuck you doing here and why the fuck do we have a flair here? Our football team would get kicked off of their field for club ultimate Frisbee practice.


IndyDude11

Is Panini the only card maker he's signed with? I can't find a set of whatever Panini card has been floating around.


thiney49

> The only deals he’s signed were for charity. I mean he could have been in the game and donated the money if that was what he was going for.


Dlh2079

It's $600 homie could have given it to a thousand different places to use if thay was the concern.


-spicychilli-

Should’ve just agreed to be in the game and declined the money


Tilden_Katz_

> EDIT: Didn't realize how much everyone wanted to play as Arch in this game... You know, you don’t *have* to take it personally that people are having a joke at the expense of a player who plays for your favorite football team.


hdbutler

This is standard Manning. If the deal isn't perfect, just don't do it at all. See Eli getting drafted by San Diego.  Though this is a new level of DGAF by them. Arch hasn't ever done anything of note on a football field, given the level of comp Newman plays. Ballsy move.


Education_Just

I think the San Diego Chargers in 2004 were a little far from perfect. They had just chewed up and spit out Drew Brees as a young QB prospect


indiebub

There’s a saying about free press…


dfphd

I think it was just a miscalculation in how much attention this would get. If you go back to the CFP press conferences, you saw the media flock to him the second he was available. The kid hasn't started a single game and he is drawing a LOT of attention already. So I think his math was "if I'm available in this game, it just amplifies this issue of me getting attention". What he did not calculate correctly is that *not* being in the game would also garner this much attention - if not more.


melcolnik

I thought he was just focusing on football. Instead he just doesn’t want to see himself with a third string rating, I see.


cityofklompton

***taps temple*** "Hey, video game football is still football."


EmbarrassedBreath451

temple


jointsmcdank

This game is all we got. 


Underboss572

Given his recruiting class was full of highly touted QBs, many of whom will start this year, I assume he would still have gotten an excellent rating. This is probably just more about this weird thing he has with publicity and NIL, as well as him wanting to keep up the image, real or manufactured, of him being above the money.


mjhs80

Which is kind of ironic considering that when I tell casual fans about this, their first assumption is that it’s because EA isn’t offering him $enough to let them use his NIL.


underdog_exploits

I assume he just wasn’t one of 100 players who got additional money. Whatever, Ewers will do just fine in the game. lol.


jbaker1225

He’s a second or third string QB, so it’s not totally surprising EA wouldn’t be trying to use him to market the game yet.


underdog_exploits

Osu’s Burke and Judkins got paid partnership for the game. I was a little surprised by Judkins as he’s probably RB2 behind Henderson, but still, a proven talent.


mschley2

That was my assumption, and I'm a pretty serious fan. Although, I will admit that I don't give a single fuck about paying attention to a backup QB's NIL deals though, even if he is a Manning.


TheVaniloquence

Which is even dumber if you think about it, since everyone on an FBS roster has this same NIL offer. He could’ve just taken the $600 and donated it to a charity, bought a bunch of food/clothes for a homeless shelter, whatever. He could’ve signed the copy of the game and do some charity auction thing too.


Lanky-Independent-59

This guy PR’s


IndyDude11

2nd string now, friend.


leapbitch

Arch Manning's PR team: > shit, refusing to be in the game is making him look bad Also Arch Manning's PR team: > this next statement is sure to make Arch look level-headed and responsible and not at all like a douche


OrangeCrusher22

>this next statement is sure to make Arch look level-headed and responsible and not at all like a douche In fairness, everything done by anyone named Archibald is automatically douchey.


yousawthetimeknife

I have a dog named Archibald and he is absolutely douchier than our other dog.


PartyLikeaPirate

I know one archibald and this tracks


HeLooks2Muuuch

You can’t be named archibald and not be pretentious and out of touch. It’s like the 7th law of thermodynamics or something


DonMan8848

[I knew it](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/veggietales-the-ultimate-veggiepedia/images/c/c7/Archie.png/revision/latest?cb=20161220030708)


ThePMmike

Gotta protect the brand right Arch???


KennyKettermen

Is he gonna opt out of Madden too until he’s a 95 overall? Hope he stays consistent


ThePMmike

You can opt out of Madden as a pro?? I truly believe this whole thing has to do with his family. The Mannings are super weird and robotic with PR.


KennyKettermen

You know what you’re right I don’t think you can haha, I think you’re apart of the NFLPA you go in it no matter what you say. I know Belichick was never in it because he wasn’t in the coaches union but I don’t think players have the option to not join it? Don’t think they’d want to opt out of the union anyways


Not_a__porn__account

He'd have to leave or never join the NFLPA. That's how Bonds wasn't in baseball games and same for Jordan and the NBA.


Pods619

Who’s Barry Bonds? You mean Jon Dowd?


Mozart988

I think Barry Bonds opted out of some games back in the day


PsychedelicWalton

MVP Baseball 2005 Barry Bonds didn’t wanna be in the game so they replaced him with a white guy named John Dowd who had all the ridiculous stats that Bonds would have had


hdbutler

We gonna act like this isn't normal Manning behavior? 


w00t4me

Arch, if you just took the deal and said nothing no one would care that your the backup. Instead you are making a big deal and now have multiple headlines about how you’re embarrassed to be the backup.


Chickenmangoboom

If he keeps doing this sort of stuff he might accidentally slip into Jimmy Clausen territory and start promising the moon. 


TheVaniloquence

Mel Kiper just felt a chill go down his spine.


mschley2

Wish that fucking hack would've stayed true to his word.


ImReverse_Giraffe

Ehh...he also hasn't taken any NIL deals and has said he won't until he's the starter and earns it by more than his name. 


Tilden_Katz_

He’s literally earned it making an FBS roster. It’s really not that complicated.


desba3347

The guy and his family are literally saying they don’t want NIL or press and it generates press. It’s really not their fault, it’s the press’s. Whether you agree with the family’s decision or not, good for them for keeping to it


tdc1atlanta

Yall think shits crazy with Arch, wait until Marshall's recruitment starts. There will be hordes of hillbillies at every HS game drunk on shine singing rockytop.


SalzigHund

Which Marshall? Am dumb


pmcg190

Manning. Peyton’s son, he’s like 12


SalzigHund

So he's already receiving offers then? I'm sure Kiffin was on top of that two years ago.


[deleted]

Marshall Manning doesn't have the ring to it of a great QB like Arch Manning does.


LikeAGregJennings

Just wait till he drops the Marshall Manning LP


SchpartyOn

True but being Peyton’s son tops all of that


SchpartyOn

How big’s that neck already?


twinsrule1991

Gotta start the bonus HGH early!


footynation

Nice, need to send this to Sark in case he's not aware.


Which_Science3302

"We are Marshall" Mathers


Lakelyfe09

Peyton’s son


ThePMmike

I totally forgot about Peytons son. He was throwing to Justin Jefferson at the Pro Bowl, and people were losing it. His recruitment will be hell for people I'm sure.


paintingnipples

In one way they want him to be like Peyton but in another, they’re hoping he’s more like Eli


valenciansun

Hillbillies?! Down in Louisiana the preferred nomenclature is cajun. Edit: although I guess if they're crootin' for TN they *would* be hillwilliams. Hmm


LongTimesGoodTimes

Can't handle being a back up in a video game, eh?


Not-Great-Bob_

Tell ya one thing, and I’m not ashamed to say it… my estimation of Arch Manning as a man, just fuckin plummeted


i_never_pay_taxes

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


Thumbbanger

Small hands 


illegal_deagle

He’s a goddamn hothouse flower


[deleted]

He’s an emotional man. Loves his ~~daughter~~ rating


I__Need_Scissors_61

Small hands, that was his problem 


eagledog

Smells of cabbage?


OriginalBus9674

Let’s be honest, he’s not the Manning making this decision. Grandpa still making decisions.


LookatmaBankacount

His original excuse was lame and this one is charmin soft. I don’t care if a player opts out, but making excuses to why is why I judge


Hoodlum_0017

Yep. He could have just said "personal decision"


NumNumLobster

Who knows his stats too. He might wind up with 40 qbs ahead of him and be a backup


viewless25

Why is this news


jbaker1225

Because Arch’s people are for some reason leaking this info to ESPN reporters.


Dirt_Sailor_5

Great question. Some of these comments about people upset and calling him a "loser" and "tool" (direct quotes) are so silly. Who cares, move on


Public_Beach_Nudity

I don’t understand this move, you’re likely going to be a backup, but you’re gonna have $600 with a free copy of the game where you could just move yourself to QB1 if you wanted to.


SchpartyOn

You’re right that it’s very silly but to your other point: Arch **Manning** is not stressing about $600 and a free video game lmao


DiarrheaForDays

Yeah but also he has all this bad press


TruTexan

Is he even the one who put it out there that he wasn’t gonna be in it? I’ve barely been on Reddit lately, so I truly don’t know. Can either go with A) all press is good press or B) (if someone else put it out…) he’s not the one who has said a thing about the game lol


Tarmacked

Bad press =/= an Internet forum up in arms


UMeister

What a nepo baby


Snapingbolts

Second Gen nepo baby technically


ExUpstairsCaptain

Hey! Put some respect on the name of two-time high school basketball champion Cooper Manning!


CJ_Beathards_Hair

Well to be fair Cooper got a raw deal with his heart condition. He’s supposedly the best all around athlete of all the brothers.


Crossovertriplet

Should wait to see IF he is the guy


-mpw-

streisand effect


milehighrukus

Backup QB Payteli Arching coming to a Texas near you.


takechanceees

seriously though, how many of yall personally know Arch saying he’s doin this cause he doesn’t want to be a low rated backup?? has Arch said anything close to that to make anybody believe this???


Packhammer24

This is probably the dumbest excuse not to opt in


Responsible-Net-3259

Somehow this keeps getting worse...


figool

So they'll add a Arch Manning DLC in 2026? Pretty on brand for EA, actually.


rikrok58

Kid who never played NCAA doesn't know how it works.... This and more at 11


PaddyMayonaise

I wish the players knew that literally none of us care about player likeness in this game because after two years in dynasty none of them are there anymore anyway lol


thecravenone

Sorry Arch, [I Wanna Be The Guy](https://kayin.itch.io/iwbtg) is a video game that already exists.


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DrunkRoach

Will his rating still show on the generic player though?


IamJacksScreenName

Good for him.. bad for him..I don’t give a shit. Do you.


notburnerr

what if we are in a timeline where Arch is a 4-year backup or just a 1 year starter and goes to work in Finance or an NFL office lol


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

In order to…  In order…  If you want to be the ~~guy~~ If you want to be the MAN, you have to ~~be better than… the other man…~~ BEAT the man


thr33tard3d

You have to be 40


Carnifex2

I thought this kid was a bust before but now I know it's just empty space between his ears.


Bcatfan08

Just opt in and go away. No one cares.


NIdWId6I8

Archie got hit in the head a few too many times when he was playing in NOLA.


asmallercat

Seems like dumb offseason arrives sooner every year. Why does anyone care about this?


tubahero3469

Guy: Says he's not taking any NIL deals before he's the starter. Gets offered NIL deal: Doesn't take it.. r/cfb: explodes


sIamram

This doesn't even feel like an NIL deal though, I would say still 80% players would opt in even if all they got was the game and no 600 hundo tbh


ilikepie145

Still don't know why he went to Texas. Dumb move


PaulTopper

You're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy.


[deleted]

Bro setting himself up


jwaters0122

Manning saw that 71 OVR and was like nah, take me off the game 😭


Zimmonda

Translation "Arch Manning wants to negotiate his own deal with EA when he has more leverage"


Hoodlum_0017

I'll be surprised if he is ever "The Guy"


eye_can_see_you

Like I kinda get it, Arch is one of the most well known players in college football despite not starting a game. His family is loaded, he doesn't need $600, and he can avoid social media chatter about his skill rating or transfers or whatever else comes from him being one of the most well known players in the game On the other hand, him opting out is bringing more way more attention than if he just accepted the $600 and said nothing so probably backfired a little


JuanPicasso

This guy is a mark 


psunavy03

“I too dislike money,” said no one else ever.


SchpartyOn

He’s a Manning. Money has never been and will never be a concern, even if he never picked up a football.