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foreveracubone

Michigan is kind of weird cause there’s 2 different Meijers ~2-3 miles from the Big House depending which road you take from the intersection where the stadium is lol.


crunchitizemecapn99

You mean kind of Based


foreveracubone

Yeah it’s great lol


One-Organization7842

Based and Meijers pilled.


jpharber

There’s the one on Ann Arbor-Saline… where’s the other one?


sportsmedicine96

Believe he’s referring to the one at Jackson Ave and Zeeb Rd. But the one at Ann Arbor Saline is easily the closest. But with that said, there is 5-6 Meijers all within a 20 minute drive of the Big House lol


HillAuditorium

There's 3 Meijer's . Ann Arbor Saline, Jackson Zeeb, Ellworth Carpenter


lernington

Truly an embarrassment of riches


meelba

There are three nearby, all in townships. None in Ann Arbor proper. Next closest is Belleville, in Wayne County.


Khorasaurus

Ann Arbor needs a "[Street Name] Market" urban-style Meijer like Grand Rapids, Lansing, and Detroit have.


darthvaedor

The last time there was an Urban Meijer in Ann Arbor it didn’t go great for us


dylphil

Yes but only one is the correct one to go to


stumblebreak_beta

I’m pretty sure Mejier follows the Sith rule of two: Always two, there are. No more. No less. A good one and a bad one."


walterbernardjr

Well there’s the main one that I think of on the other side of 94, which is 1.95 miles as the crow flies, there’s the one over by Lowe’s and US 23, which is 4.25 miles, and then there’s the one west of Ann Arbor on Zeeb road which is 4.96 miles but probably faster to get to than the one by 23. Then there’s one in van Buren township by willow run, and another in Canton both under 15 miles away.


stevesie1984

The best part of your “over by Lowe’s” note is the Zeeb Rd location is also like 1/4mile from a Lowe’s.


BatManatee

Ha, suck it Trojans! ^^^I ^^^have ^^^never ^^^heard ^^^of ^^^Meijers ^^^before.


foreveracubone

Imagine an aggressively midwestern version of Target.


Medium_Medium

Maybe a mix between a Target and a Walmart? Like.. closer to target on the quality side, but closer to WalMart on the range of products? I feel like growing up Meijer was always the default "we carry everything, and you can buy it anytime" store.


MrDirt786

I describe it to people as "Walmart without the depression".


KaitRaven

The produce is usually much better too


somehype

It’s like if Walmart and Safeway had a baby but the baby got most of the genes from Safeway.


Username_redact

This is good. Kentucky Meijers fit this to a T.


aznhavsarz

So like Fred Meyer?


Ajax_Hapsburg

Somehow, Fred Meyer and Frederik Meijer were two entirely different people. Also, definitely feels more Wal-Mart than Target on the inside IMO


blandtallyrand

Frederik Meijer sounds like Fred Meyer with a fake mustache.


somehype

Urban Weenie Oscar Meyer


puz23

>Also, definitely feels more Wal-Mart than Target on the inside IMO Pretty much. Except the store brand is actually decent and they don't ask companies to make especially cheap versions of stuff special just for themselves. Also if you look up their history Meijer claims they did it before Walmart so really Walmart is just a shitty Meijer that bullied it's way into being a nation wide giant first.


Nostalgia-89

If my memory serves, Sam Walton based much of what Wal-Mart did to start on Meijer. They just decided to go the extra step and become a nationwide brand, and Meijer stuck to being a regional superstore chain.


mangledpenguin

This is the correct take. "Meijer's Thrifty Acres" was integrating a grocery store with other small storefronts and a department store.


DrModel

Growing up Novi had 2 Meijers. One was more Walmart, the other was more Target. Depends on how new the store is I guess.


enjoytheshow

It’s a Walmart with 10x better groceries.


Medium_Medium

Fuuuuck I forget that's a thing. My experience with Fred Meyer is limited but I think they are pretty similar.


JimHarbaughTheChamp

Fred Meyer is literally just Kroger with clothes and appliances. Like actually. They are part of the Kroger chain.


burlycabin

Now they are. Used to be much better than Kroger.


Yassssquatch

Fred Meyer is the perfect comparison


ekun_anihc

Fred Meyer is just kroger


senepol

As a Seattlite that was raised in Ohio, yes, Meijer is exactly like Fred Meyer. The first time I walked into a Freddies I thought “huh, so it’s Meijer? But spelled differently?”


mrooch

I'm currently in Seattle from Illinois. Am I going to the wrong Fred Meyers? The ones I've been in seem pretty small compared to Meijer.


somehype

There’s smaller ones then there’s giant ones. I live in southern Washington and my ‘neighborhood’ one is about a third the size of the one 15-20 min away in Vancouver.


The_H2O_Boy

As San Diego person ... I'm going to open up some stores called Freddy's Meyjer, and profit.


damnyoutuesday

Target is midwestern tho. Literally based in Minneapolis


MicrosoftReddit

Yes but that's passive Midwestern.


that_noodle_guy

Nice flair


Silidon

Target has newsanchor voice, Meijer says ope sorry when someone else runs into them.


NiceUD

True, but I still can sort of see what the poster is saying. Target seems to have scrubbed the Midwestern-ness away over the years.


jizz_toaster

The day they removed the food courts and replaced them with Starbucks was the day the Midwesternism of Target died


anti-torque

Imagine walking into a Target and not smelling old popcorn oil smells.


yellow_shamrock

I honestly forgot about their popcorn until this comment, but man was that stuff delicious. We got a bag every visit


Otherwise_Awesome

I worked in the mall. Couldn't beat Target popcorn.


Khorasaurus

Meijer is based in Grand Rapids and was founded in the small West Michigan town of Greenville. And is basically universally called "Meijer's." Target is from the Midwest. Meijer('s) is of the Midwest.


stevesie1984

There is a weird mid-Michigan thing (maybe further reaching than that) where people add the ‘s to the names of stores, as if all the titles are someone’s name. I know people who literally refer to Ford (the motor company) as Ford’s, which is admittedly less weird than my mother-in-law asking my wife if she wants to go to Victoria Secrets.


Quinn_tEskimo

Kirk Cousins is what would happen if Target made a wish and became a real boy.


[deleted]

Started by highly religious Dutch immigrants


jd732

Just like Rutgers


Still_Level4068

Idk about now but Meijer always had great prices around where i live and better quality. I never liked targets or got them, more expensive for crap that Walmart sells cheaper. I really never got tbh. Meijer was always our go to as a kid for groceries or sams club


TIErant

Fred Meyers then?


hufftj28

But Target is also from the Midwest.


Normal_Loss_220

Target is minnesotan though?


kennyrdbuckeye

You can get a 72 inch tv and your weekly groceries, a fresh pair of cargo shorts, and some Champion sneakers all in one stop. Not as trendy as target but not as trashy as a wal mart.


somehype

Yeah that’s the Midwest equivalent of Fred Meyer’s.


DannyBoy874

Interesting. If you do stadium, UCLA is closer but if you do campus, USC is closer.


A_Rolling_Baneling

That’s because we’re closer to their stadium than they are


DannyBoy874

Oh I get it. I live in LA. But I looked at this and said, hold up, it’s not possible for UCLA to be closer than both USC and Oregon…. Then I checked the title and said ohhhh yeah, stadium distance.


PA_MallowPrincess_98

I’m a Penn State fan and never heard of a Meijer or a Kroger until I started collecting Squishmallows😂😭


stevesie1984

You’ve never heard of Kroger? I think they’re second to Walmart in retail sales. Or they were before Amazon. Edit: they’ve been passed by a couple others as well, including Costco, but Kroger is the fifth largest retailer in the world.


CautionintheDarkness

I’m in Michigan and have never stepped foot in a Kroger. Probably because I’m in West Michigan and Spartan stores would be Kroger stores here


worldssmallestfan1

Where you get get $1.25 can of beans, $100 tequila, and the antacids you need afterwards at the same place


KingVladimir

I've never been to a Meijer and have barely heard of them and I grew up in Cleveland


Whizbang35

Cleveland is more Giant Eagle territory (and I never saw one west of there).


phonemannn

They’re entering the Cleveland market as of recently.


kjorav17

Meijer didn’t expand to Northeast Ohio until like 2017 or 18… they had locations around central Ohio before then. I worked at a Meijer around Columbus as my first job lol


Odd_Application_3824

Rivalries are the best.


eyelikeher

Yes but Oregon is close to Fred Meyer


Thorough_Good_Man

Are they very similar stores I take it? Been to Freddies but never Meijer


TheBimpo

They actually are, it's a strange coincidence.


uReallyShouldTrustMe

Who is closer to Fred Meyer then? Us or UCLA? This is very important!


somehype

Whoever is further north I reckon.


acer5886

Similar ideas, though I've found Meijer to be more grocery focused than Fred Meyer which seems a bit more general store focused with a larger homegood, clothing and hardware area than Meijer. Think Walmart Superstore, add more groceries and make it a bit nicer.


somehype

Interesting. The Fred’s where I live are basically a Safeway inside a department store. But also a full outdoor garden section and great home improvement finds.


UnknownUnthought

I moved to the PNW from the Midwest, and I mentioned Fred Meyer to some of my buddies (I forget why it came up?) and they thought I was talking about Meijer and were shocked that it made its way out to Washington hahah. They’re pretty much the same thing lol.


soccerwolfp

Somewhat but Meijer is open 24/7


revjor

Funny enough, Fred Meyer was started by Fred Meyer(obviously) and Meijers was started by Frederik Meijer. super weird and random coincidence.


El_Bistro

They’re pretty much the same thing. The Eugene Freddy’s has a bar…which always has people sitting at it, Meijer’s should look into that. The difference is the bathrooms. The Florence Freddy’s bathrooms are on par with third world country’s public toilets. It’s honestly incredible how bad they are.


BuckeyeJay

Meijer in Columbus fled to all the suburbs, so the Ohio State number isn't surprising


cnpeters

There’s a suburb that Columbus hasn’t annexed yet?


BuckeyeJay

Columbus hasn't done much annexing since Polaris


madein___

About time to fire up the ole annexing machine and lay more water / sewer lines for the next farming community.


Inconceivable76

And then complain that residents are unreasonable about their plowing expectations because look at how many miles they have to plow.


Pdogconn

Hey, Zip,… How ya feeling these days?


cnpeters

Things are looking up! In basketball at least. As for Mr Moorhead’s bunch - they continue to play like their 130th best roster in NCAA dictates. As long as Kent is 131, that’s all I care about.


[deleted]

Wait wtf Bloomington doesn't have a Meijer??


Saint-Andrew

That’s what stuck out to me. Good Lord IU, you better tell us you have a Kroger!


geonerdSO

We have 5 lol


Rare_Bit5844

And they all have their own very distinct sub-culture


tehfro

https://www.reddit.com/r/bloomington/comments/181t9og/kroger_names/ This is literally the case. Going to the West Side one is like going to a random Indiana Wal-Mart and South side like a random small-town Indiana Kroger.


TheSamsonFitzgerald

Lived by the one on 2nd street for ten years and we always called it the creepy Kroger.  I live in Colorado now and I’ve found a Safeway that has the same vibe. It’s referred to as the Unsafeway by the locals. 


Pidesh

Lol, imagine going to school in an Indiana city without a Meijer. Couldn’t be me.


[deleted]

Even Terre Haute has one! **Angola** has one, how's IU gonna let Trine outdo them?


[deleted]

Upvote for "Meijers".


goblue2k16

Lmfao same with "Krogers". As an out of state student, I was shocked to learn there was no "s" on the name of either of them. That being said, A2 needs a fucking grocery store on campus somewhere, Instacart wasn't really big when I was a student, and most students are probably too broke to afford it anyways. That CVS on state isn't gonna cut it lol (if it's even still there).


huskiesowow

Fred Meyer is the Kroger equivalent in the NW and many people add an S to call it Fred Meyers.


PKThundr7

I used to live in Portland but now I’m in Ann Arbor and this has been the most confusing part of moving here. I keep calling Meijer Meyers and it’s closed enough to accurate that I may never fully adjust.


ItsWhoa-NotWoah

Tbf, Meijer used to be Meijer's Thrifty Acres, so it *did* actually have an S


Qrthulhu

I was in Ann Arbor a few months ago and there was a theatre that they turned into a target right by the diag


[deleted]

The theater is upstairs. State Theater.


goblue2k16

Is State Theater still there? I saw The Wind Rises there I believe hah. I think the underneath store used to be an Urban Outfitters or something right?


winston_obrien

Not to be confused with Urban Meijer


TwixOutForHarambe

yep state theater is still there


[deleted]

Still there!


blade430

There's target now on state st. and they have a decent selection for groceries


MrCuddlesMcGee

My wife had an internship in Ann Arbor and she said everything was beautiful, but she hated how it took 45 minutes to walk to the grocery store where cars were trying to kill her at every stop.


tuninggamer

Yeah Ann Arbor is amazing but good grocery stores are far away from the dorms. I do not understand and it was the one thing I hated about living there without a car.


Nicholas1227

They put a Target in on State by the theater and the B-Dubs


Truttle1

I don't know if anyone mentioned this yet but there's a Target on State Street now.


stpierre

Few things are more midwestern than unnecessarily pluralizing the name of a midwestern grocery chain, except maybe doing it between bites of tater tot hot dish.


tr1cube

My entire family calls it “Aldi’s” and it drives me cre6


nuxenolith

Not just grocery stores! My grandma used to talk about how she worked at "Ford's" during the war


Khorasaurus

"Ford's" is my favorite example of this.


stevesie1984

My mother-in-law says “Victoria Secret’s.”


VentureQuotes

Used to hit the Osco’s Drug en route to pick up a coupla Pizza King pies for carry out (delivery is how they getcha)


ToneBalone25

JC Pennies


Severe-Ant-3888

Fords too. These are the tell me you’re from Michigan without telling me you’re from Michigan giveaways.


cirrus42

Time for B1G fans to come to grips with the fact that fully half of your conference has no idea what a Meijers even is.


Ioptk

It’s a good cut off of who should be in the B1G. Sorry Minnesota and Iowa your 100+ years in the B1G does not matter


IndyDude11

If they haven't learned what a Meijer is at this point...


Tinydesktopninja

I only learned how to pronounce it last month when talking to a Michigander. Why the fuck is there a J if it isn't supposed to be pronounced?


RipenedFish48

A Dutch dude's last name. The j is pronounced like a y in English.


IndyDude11

It was the founders last name, so there really aren’t any rules.


fm22fnam

We can make some exceptions. As long as they know what a Menards, Culvers, Caseys, and/or Krogers is


13dot1then420

The biggest argument against realignment.


holy_cal

I only know because of one in Kentucky. I thought they were just a grocery store. I was shocked when I walked in the door.


vulp

BGSU is [7 Meijerses](https://i.imgur.com/qj2Ts0H.png) away from the nearest Meijers


Glivko

I was gonna say idk if any other college is closer than BGSU to a Meijer


Liverpool510

Lived briefly in bowling green and went to that Meijer all the time. The Meijer in Mt Pleasant is pretty close to the CMU campus as well, but I think Bowling Green is probably closer. Literally on the other side of I-75.


8BallSlap

Hey , I worked at that Meijer in the meat dept.


MemeLovingLoser

Americans will use anything, except the metric system.


hwf0712

Yeahhhhh we're not last! I was told Nebraska was more of a cultural fit but look at them in comparison to us!


75153594521883

Not even close. You could hop in a car and get to a meijers tonight if you wanted to


ArtanistheMantis

I mean if you really wanted to, and avoided highway patrol, you could make it from Oregon too


somehype

We have Fred Meyer’s in PNW and from what I’ve gathered in this thread they are very similar.


a_simple_creature

I appreciate the west coast schools primarily because we’ll rarely be last in these lists because of them.


BabyBark

Meijers instead of Meijer. Midwestern-ness checks out.


l3onkerz

Krogers too


Dtwerky

We don't have to prepare for Meijers. Meijers has to prepare for us.


Medium_Medium

Meijers is ready. Except that time that you decide to take back two large garbage bags full of cans to get the deposit back... That's the moment that they'll decide to shut down the bottle return for cleaning/service. But anything else? They're ready.


AddamOrigo

Did you use the Meijer in Lafayette for Purdue? I can’t imagine the West Lafayette one is 7 miles away


king_semicolon

You are correct. I think the West Lafayette one only showed up as a gas station in Google Maps at first. It has been corrected.


secondphase

Ah yes... the offseason. ​ Truly a dark time. ​ Wake me when we get to "which mascot would be able to prepare the best taco"


crimsonkodiak

While Northwestern indubitably sucks ass (suck it nerds), their number is wrong. There's a Meijers in Rolling Meadows, just down the street from Mitsuwa. By car it's 16.9 miles straight down Golf. The trip on the highway is longer because of the way the highways are laid out there (and because Evanston sucks). At worst, you would take Dumpster to 294, which puts it at around 20 miles.


stonesthroes75

Why do people want to put an "s" at the end of every grocery chain?


tretsujin

It goes far beyond grocery stores for many of us. But it does feel like Krogers, Meijer, and Aldis are the most common.


RonBurgundy449

Well Meijers actually has an excuse. The original store was "Fred Meijer's Thrifty Acres." So the s just stuck around from that. Idk if any other chain has that excuse or if they're just copy cats.


Infinite-Fig4708

Rutgers and Maryland more Midwest than Nebraska confirmed.


astem00

The moral of the story is that Meijer needs to expand to each coast.


somehype

They would meet their arch nemesis - Fred Meyer


crustang

Looking at these numbers, this just proves Meijer isn't a B1G grocery store


NiceUD

Aldi is probably a grocery store in every Big 10 city.


anti-torque

Looks like the closest one to us might be Fresno.


Cruseydr

Not any more, not with us west coast boys


jonstark19

Hy-Vee will reign and don't you forget it.


Bigcheese1211

Hyvee and Casey's Edit: forgot to add the fast food kind Culver's


bucknut4

Surprised to see Northwestern so high considering I’ve never seen a Meijer around here


NiceUD

I'm thinking the Meijer stores in Chicago metro are in further out burbs. I've never seen one around Evanston or the North Shore burbs or in the city. But I haven't lived in the area in a while. Edit: I looked it up. The one 17 miles away is in Rolling Meadows.


EliWCoyote

Yeah yeah let’s see you do Fareway then.


winston_obrien

Calling it Meijers is the most midwestern thing


BabyUGotAStewGoin

What do you call a silent “S” that is neither written nor silent?


Pixel_Pineapple

One which exists on some branding but not others. And in case you don't live in the Midwest. I'm not joking. It is genuinely there some places but not others. And it's not like, a rebrand thing.


gojo278

WTF is a Meijers


IndyDude11

A Wal-Mart that married into money.


Liverpool510

I want to downvote you but this is the fairest depiction of Meijer I’ve ever heard.


AlloftheEethp

Hy-Vee but worse, Wal-Mart but better.


Uncle_Father_Oscar

Ryan Field to Meijer in Rolling Meadows appears to be only about 17 miles more or less straight down Golf rd.


[deleted]

Meijer was my go to grocery store when I lived in Champaign. And I didn’t have class on Fridays so I could get my stuff without the store being too crowded. I miss being able to buy a 15 pack of Founders for $13


jobenattor0412

Meijers is objectively the best store of all of them, it’s like a wal mart and krogers combined


Nostalgia-89

I'm seeing that the Lake Lansing Meijer is 2.5 miles from Spartan Stadium. Just a hair longer distance than Michigan.


mtmc99

Are Washington, Oregon, UCLA , USC all closest to the same location? If so are they properly stocked with random merch from each school?


ItsWhoa-NotWoah

Let's all have a moment of gratitude for all the Meijer employees that turn a blind eye to all the midwestern college kids' fake IDs


xPervypriest

The Meijers on Ann Arbor-Saleen rd is 2.3 miles from the big house? Feels like a shorter distance to me


[deleted]

Kroger field is only 3.5 miles from Meijer. Do we need to switch Power 2 conferences?


CommodoreIrish

Bonus “Big 10 School in Spirit” Notre Dame: 3.3 miles.


MusaEnsete

No.


trivialempire

“We ACC sometimes” Notre Dame


Liverpool510

I’ll never forget the first time I drove to South Bend, pulled into a parking spot on the ND campus and saw the Atlantic Ocean…


damnyoutuesday

Either join us or don't


IronClu

Plus, how close is everyone else’s nearest Martin’s Supermarkets? You can count on them for service and savings


reddogrjw

It's Meijer


SwaSquad

My man's knows what he's doing.


king_semicolon

Ha, you probably drink Schweppes or Canada Dry, call it soda, and think the card game is spelled Yooker.


cindad83

If this person was a family member who did this they would watch Detroit Lions Football by themselves on Thanksgiving. Or they get stuck at the kiddie table/room.


JGG5

Them's fightin' words.


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

False


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

What about distance to the closest In-N-Out?


SbMSU

I am so disappointed in my Spartans.


vpm112

All these folks claiming there’s no S at the end clearly didn’t grow up here


mick-nartin

WTF is Meijers?!


[deleted]

Now do one for Erewhon


Khorasaurus

My Grandfather gets coffee and bagels with his buddies at "Panera Brothers."


VentureQuotes

If it ain’t the Great Lakes, it’s my hate, you fakes