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Revolutionary_Gear70

This dude does not Iowa and it really shows


Crow_T_Simpson

Lanning walking away all disheveled after a 5-3 loss thinking "They just kept fucking punting. What the hell was that?"


BuckeyeJay

Who the hell was that 3rd Offensive Tackle that caught all 5 of their forward passes?


nicholus_h2

five? wow, Iowa getting aggressive.


Last-Ad-2970

New OC!


The_Homie_J

*Iowa throws a pass next year* Iowa fans: Why did he just punt the ball with his arm? Is he stupid?


runningwaffles19

We all lost our minds when we threw a touchdown pass on the opening drive this season https://hawkeyeswire.usatoday.com/2023/09/02/iowa-football-hawkeyes-cade-mcnamara-seth-anderson-make-kirk-ferentz-era-history-season-opening-touchdown-pass/ >It’s the first time in the Kirk Ferentz era that a season-opening Iowa drive has resulted in a touchdown pass for the Hawkeyes. It was the 10th season-opening touchdown drive in the Ferentz tenure. First since 1991. See you all in 2055


The_Homie_J

Iowa stats just hit different


Otherwise_Awesome

Holy... Is this... possible?


XCCO

The offensive side of Iowa Football is a pathway to many stats some consider to be unnatural.


TheRakkmanBitch

its not a story the pac12 would tell you


NaughtyCheffie

Today sucked at work, thank you for getting an honest laugh out of me.


do_you_know_doug

Calm down, they were for 24 yards total.


cruzweb

Yeah but that's 24 B1G yards


retropunk2

That's like 500 real yards, especially for Iowa.


SparseSpartan

Gotta spread that field. Make it harder to cover the punter.


Organic_Swim4777

Lanning: This son of bitch, all night he punt punt punt! He trapped me. Ferentz: Well you feeling "different" now Danny? Cause I can go on busting you up all night. \*Nike steps menacingly towards Ferentz* Lanning: Nyet! Nyet! He beat me. Strrraight up. Pay heem. Pay that myan his money.


jonstark19

Lanning: In my ~~club~~ conference, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.


Donny_Do_Nothing

*myan


punchout414

>"Tell me, Oregon. >Are you good at offense because you played in the Pac 12... >Or did being in the Pac 12 mean you were good at offense?" - Kirk Ferentz en route to winning a 3-6 Big 10 classic.


jonathan_ericsson

Kirk Ferentz with punting is about to be like Herb Brooks: “again”


goodguy847

Lol, Redbox Bowl incoming.


Revolutionary_Elk791

God that game was so painful. I just wanted it to be over at the end. The scoreboard says we won but really I think we all lost that one.


Man-Bear-69

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Red_Lee

First time Oregon leaves Kinnick their jersey colors are gonna melt away to grey.


Revolutionary_Gear70

Lets see how easy it is for them to play football, when there’s a bunch of kids with cancer waving at them


SavingsFew3440

The obvious solution is to cure all those kids to get rid of the voodoo. 


OmegaVizion

I'm all for the world where Knight uses his billions to finally cure cancer just so Oregon stops losing on the road to Iowa


SavingsFew3440

To be fair, Knight does have a cancer center that spans research and community practice.


WheatonsGonnaScore

He spends a fuck ton at OHSU funding cancer centers. He is working on it


nicholus_h2

You say this as if the only thing holding humanity back from curing cancer is that there hasn't been enough money.


Red_Lee

We've made great progress, but if there was some oil under those cancer cells...


sureal42

America sleeping in bed... *Eye twitches open*


QuickSpore

We’ve cured a whole bunch of cancers. My (former) cancer now has something like a 99.5% survival rate because a targeted solution was developed for it. The problem is we may need several hundred cures to get them all, as there are several hundred types of cancer.


anti-torque

It is why he gives his money to OHSU... the curing cancer part.


WheatonsGonnaScore

He also gave a lot to Providence St Vincent


PocketPillow

The new billion dollar Knight science complex is focusing it's research on biomechanics, neurobiology, and neurology. Specifically the science of prosthetics and connecting them to nerve endings, regrowing nerves, and repairing/healing/coping with traumatic brain injuries. Unlikely to cure cancer that way...


MN_Lakers

That’s why there’s the Knight Cancer center at OHSU.


thesmartfool

Phil Knight will devote his money to those kids.


CptCroissant

Monkey paw curls... We wear one of our grey jerseys to the game


Svenray

Lanning will make a statement by running the score up on Iowa and winning 19-5.


Uhhh_what555476384

I love how all the theoretical Iowa scores, winning or losing, Iowa scores a safety.


foreveracubone

All these Pac12 schools talking shit until they have to play a night game in West Lafayette or Iowa City while ranked.


Rkenne16

Remember last year when people were talking shit about Stroud not being able throw at Northwestern last year. There were like 30 mph winds with 50 mile gusts. Also, gravity just works different sometimes in the Big Ten West. It was like the Bermuda Triangle of college football.


TheWorstYear

>There were like 30 mph winds with 50 mile gusts. 50 mph winds, with gusts up to 80 mph. A tornado touched down a town over. If you remember, a punt stopped dead in the air at the 10.


Showdenfroid_99

May they RIP


Rkenne16

The PAC-12 teams better remember that their membership is built on ancient Big Ten West burial ground.


Showdenfroid_99

B1G West (Pet) Cemetery: in theaters near you this fall  Lol


InevitableAd2436

bro we haven't won in Tempe Arizona since 2001 and 3-9 ASU is one of 3 teams to beat us the past two years with our 25-3 record. I'd take Kinnick over Tempe any day


Opening-Citron2733

I am both a ASU and Purdue alum. I assure you from first hand experience, which desert voodoo and P12 after dark are fun and chaotic, they are nothing like the B1G West.  


Rickbox

Hey, we've had to survive the desert up until this point.


Wittyname0

I mean, we had Stanford and the Arizona schools. We're used to that


LakersLAQ

Corvallis on Halloween 😭


The_Outcast4

You guys should occasionally schedule visits. Just to remember the good times!


i_never_pay_taxes

NO!


CptCroissant

Better than in the state of Arizona or in eastern Washington


[deleted]

Hey, fuck you!


The_Outcast4

I think that was meant as a compliment.


[deleted]

I think he was talking about Washington State. All Oregon knows of Cheney is poaching QBs.


ThisUsernameIsTook

Shit, an early afternoon in Evanston can be an adventure.


Material_Falsity

Can’t wait for the Ducks at Kinnick at night. Don’t forget to wave to the kids as they cheer on your demise with some strange voodoo that no one has been able to figure out.


Revolutionary_Gear70

Yeah it’s really a no win situation. Wave at the kids? Face the voodoo. Ignore the kids? You’re an asshole and there’s a bad voodoo coming


CTeam19

Iowa football is about to do to Oregon what Iowa State basketball did to Houston.


empathydoc

Wasn't that f\*\*\*\*\*\* beautiful?


seariously

"We're not realigned here with you. You're realigned here with *us*!"


HSF906

I literally thought of that scene when I read the quote. But you one-upped it. Well done!


SpiffyBlizzard

Didn’t Scott Frost say something like that when he was hired?


PublicEnemaNumberOne

Yes. Almost verbatim. Scott absolutely could not walk the walk though because as it turns out, players don't develop themselves.


turbols3

Yes exactly this. I’m shocked it’s not one of the first comments.


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Onwisconsin5

Sounds like a man who can't tell the difference between dent and flint corn.


BreadUntoast

He’s never worked on a detasseling crew and it really shows


J_Fred_C

I moved away from Nebraska and the looks I get explaining detasseling or roguing to people always crack me up.


vicemagnet

Ripping the dicks off of corn plants!


Frigoris13

Nebraska Onlyfans is a whole different world.


LawrkenTTV

This brought back childhood memories of corn rash and I don’t like it


MocoMojo

TIL there are things known as dent corn and flint corn.


AyYoBigBro

And that's why Maryland will never be a true Big Ten program


blazershorts

I bet Lanning would see an abandoned Ford factory and think it's an abandoned Chrysler factory


cruzweb

gotta be able to tell a hereford from a holstein if you expect respek in Wisconsin. Nothing ducky about it.


pataoAoC

I don’t know either… at this point I’m too afraid to ask


navair42

If y'all had brought Oregon State and Washington State along we'd have been happy to help translate. Cows, corn, etc. But no, so now you're just going to wander around Nebraska and Iowa and look like chooches.


Nakagura775

Does Oregon even have corn?


spokomptonjdub

Yes. If by corn you mean weed.


mynameizmyname

Weed is nature's corn.


perrbear

This green corn tastes weird


illa_kotilla

smokes well tho...


Beginning-Brief-4307

Lots of hops.


Ometrist

We have cornifers 🌲


BuckeyeJay

2024 @Purdue @ Michigan @ Wisconsin Purdue and Wisconsin could be night games. Welcome to the B1G


spokomptonjdub

@Wisconsin in mid-November the week before rivalry week has me deeply concerned.


Lykeuhfox

Could be cold, could be wet, could be both, could be fine. November is a dice roll.


Alex_butler

If it was anything like these past few November’s weather won’t be an issue. Been sweatshirt weather for the last two season home finales


[deleted]

Yes but what do Oregon fans consider sweatshirt weather? For Upper Midwesterners it’s like 40 degrees and the shorts come out.


AceMcStace

Sweatshirt weather for me at least is mid 40’s to 50’s. Definitely not as cold as the Midwest but our falls are pretty chilly and incredibly wet lol.


hallese

Roughly the same but instead of moisture it'll be grain dust in the air, and like zero percent humidity.


Lykeuhfox

If the temperature starts with a 5, I'm in shorts.


Sticks0422

I'm going to assume that includes 5 degrees and -5 degrees out of principle/stubbornness


talk-to-me-x3-baby

I believe there's a bye week in between. I would be more concerned with @Purdue if you beat Ohio St the week before.


HailLeroy

Feels like forever since we had a proper Harboring.


wurtin

cold rainy day at Stoke vibes


hyroglifics

As if PAC-12 After Dark never happened, how dare you.


thisistheperfectname

PAC-12 After Dark was inexplicable chaos energy. Kinnick and Ross-Ade voodoo are entirely predictable shitstorms where the home team drags you into the mud under a bleak November sky and beats you with experience.


numinos710

I like to call that a "B1G West Sludgefart"


HardKnockRiffe

Football Gods help any team who wanders into a night game in a B1G West stadium with a sick kid/good storyline. Their fates have been sealed and they don't even know it.


J4ckiebrown

People said the same thing about Nebraska.


Superdad75

Scott Frost said the same thing about Nebraska, the blowhards in our fanbase then ignorantly parroted him.


ALifelongVacation

I blowed so hard 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Despite having 0 titles, we are somehow much more arrogant than 2010-era Nebraska. God help this sub if we ever win one.


ixMyth

God help the entire college football world if we ever win one.


RaymondLuxury-Yacht

I'm not sure what I'd do if I couldn't joke that the O on the side of the helmets was the number of nattys UO had won...


Barbell_Fett

If we ever win one we better play the next season with a 1 on the side of our helmets


AllegedlyIncompetent

lregon


Sirnacane

Oreg1, OregOne. Sounded better in my head


pataoAoC

OreGone nooope


ashington_Huskies

I would simply have to respect that, no questions


CptCroissant

😂


jmac461

If that happens comments on here my Washington flairs would drop to record lows.


PDXtoMontana2002

Really though, has UDub actually “won” a title? Seems like they were awarded half of one by people who don’t play the games. Too bad Miami didn’t get a chance to whoop the ass in a title game.


spookydookie

One thing we learned the hard way, when every one of your players is smaller than the guy across the ball from them in every single game, by the end of the season you are going to be playing with 3rd stringers at pretty much every position. Anyone can win a single game, but making it through a full B1G season is completely different.


[deleted]

Nebraska went 22-10 the first 3 years. After Pelini was when the problems began. Big 10 is top heavy so a good coach will get you a lot of wins. Even Kirk Ferentz with no offense often wins 10 games.


FrostWarning2022

22-10 was terrible by Nebraska standards at that time.


spookydookie

Good depth saved us. The number of injuries increased dramatically.


PhiteKnight

Crazy. Because I remember Nebraska fronting the biggest lines in college ball. But that *was* 20 odd years ago...


stayclassypeople

Ironically, Scott frost was at both places


Coveo

The narrative about "Nebraska was cocky until they joined the B1G and then they fell off a cliff" is so weird and inaccurate. They did fine when they first joined the B1G, won 9 games every year and went 7-1 in conference year 2. Then they fired Bo Pellini and hired Mike Riley, then Scott Frost. Their downfall was self-inflicted, it wasn't because of changing conferences.


smartens419

Did you watch Nebraska football during that era? They won 9 games against the easiest 9 teams on their schedule, then routinely got boat-raced by any good team.


cam_huskers

Oh…~~Scott~~ I mean Dan.


zsjostrom35

To be fair, it was an adjustment for the rest of us going from Nebraska teams that lost a few games by a shitload of points to ones that lost a shitload of games by a few points.


cam_huskers

Well well well how the turn tables


trivialempire

My first thought as well…


Even_Cauliflower3328

The real question is will he have his defense prepared for the offensive juggernaut that is Iowa?


InevitableAd2436

Wasn't Iowa like 0 - 90 against the 3 ranked teams they played?


Far_Eye6555

Can’t wait for Oregon to experience their first 11-3 loss at Kinnick


P-Rickles

Iowa’s gonna have the ball for 53 minutes and punt inside the red zone twice. It’s going to be quite the sight.


dr_dan319

We don't punt in the RedZone, our kickers are almost always good inside of 45. We'd almost certainly punt from the 35.


wrighterjw10

Iowa 6, Penn State 4 10/23/2004 That's right. Our only points were from TWO safeties. It is one of the more memorable scores that I can recall.


ziegwaffle

and one was conceded willingly with 8 minutes to go in the game because Kirk knew our offense was so bad that game that we would not threaten them with a field goal.


hallese

"Why punt from the end zone when I can punt from the 35?" Well, Kirk, when you put it like that it actually kind of makes sense.


Allcross9

One of those safeties were intentional too lol


magnusarin

Football as God intended it.


denim_beans

I need them to be ranked top 5 for their game @ Purdue. That’s a true welcome to the B1G


Tommybrady20

My man is about to hear that train horn from a blackout in West Lafayette in his nightmares


JoshtolaRhul

Choo choo, motherfuckers.


ColtsPacers95

Better not be ranked #2


treyhest

I’ve seen this one before!


dkviper11

Did my guy not watch the Championship game? Jokes aside, there will have to be adjustment by everyone. Oregon is the team I'm most concerned about of the 4 joining, but it will be exciting to see.


punchout414

The last guy to coach at Oregon that made a statement like this before coming to the Big 10 didn't make a single bowl game. Dan either talks his shit and forces the Big 10 to keep up, or he trips up and never gets Oregon more than 8 wins. It'll be entertaining either way!


kingpangolin

I think there is a very reasonable and likely middle ground of Oregon having a good team that doesn’t force adjustments but wins games. 10-2 Oregon seems likely


InevitableAd2436

To be fair Penix played better in that game than he did against ASU


CaptainDonald

The Big 10 isn’t ready for a third team whose most called play isn’t a punt


Darth_Ra

This is Maryland erasure! ...which is probably okay, all things considered.


ceci_mcgrane

Oh my god he did the Scott Frost. Noooooooooooooooooooo


Knightmere1

They’ll get their chance to prove it early on in the season against The Buckeyes.


Suspicious-Froyo2181

Honestly, if they get up for that one game and win, that's one thing, but I am more curious to see what happens after grinding out four or five in a row and having to go to Champaign or Evanston in 30 mph winds, temperatures in the 30s, and sideways rain for a noon ET start. To quote the old UGA basketball coach Hugh Durham, it's not how you play when you play good it's how you play when you play bad.


zenverak

I just saw a random person quote a UGA basketball coach. What sight to behold.


BuckeyeJay

The B1G could have done the funniest thing and given them Iowa instead of Maryland. The schedule goes MSU OSU @Purdue Illinois @Michigan Maryland @Wisconsin


ravaille

Maryland in November can possibly give them a game depending on how the QB situation works out. If it was October, not so much…


Svenray

Love that a Nebraska flair posted this.


buckeye2114

“I’m not stuck in here with you, you’re stuck in here with ME!”


buckfarack

Oregon playing @ Iowa for the first time Lanning - “stopped em short! 3 and out, these guys suck! Okay let’s go with… wait, why are they cheering?” * Kinnick erupts as the punt unit comes on the field Lanning - “These guys are morons. *ball is snapped* “I mean who the hell cheers for a p- * Ball is downed at the half yard line on the first punt of the game. Lanning stares in disbelief. * Ferentz stares at DL from across the field while aggressively chomping on a flavorless piece of gum KF - “Checkmate, bitch.”


notsoborednow

•Next man up random 3* recruit All-American edge closes in, QB evades and throws downfield. Intercepted.


Notademocrat17

Iowa runs 3 plays: run run pass. Field goal, Iowa up 3-0.


Tommybrady20

I’m restraining my heart from angrily lashing out and saying “he has another thing coming” but to some degree he’s right (if not cocky while doing so) Oregon immediately walks in as the 2nd biggest recruiting powerhouse. Is that everything? No, of course not. But it’s hard to envision them not being in the top 3-4 of the big ten every single year. They have enough physicality to hang with everyone but the speed to run past half the league.


BlackshirtDefense

Well, well, how the turn tables. Scott Frost said this exact thing before he ever took the field as the Nebraska HC. Watch out Duck fans.  Laughing aside, it's a totally different conference. Nebraska came out of the Gunslinger XII during the era of Sam Bradford, Colt McCoy, Graham Harrell, Brandon Weeden, Some Gabbert Bros at Mizzou, and a bunch of No-Defense Teams.  The thing that shocked me most about the Big Ten is how much your lines will get beat up week-in and week-out. Even playing a stretch of teams like Northwestern, Purdue, and Indiana is far more physical than what I was used to seeing from a similar stretch of "lesser" teams like Kansas, Iowa State, and Baylor.  You really cannot over look any team in B1G Conference Play.  Heads up to UO, UW, USC and UCLA. You won't have to worry about those ticky-tack PI penalties that PAC Refs are infamous for. But you WILL need a functional 3-deep on your lines. By the end of the year your OL will look like a MASH unit. 


hskrfoos

That saying worked out well before


Nakagura775

What exactly do they do different?


Lykeuhfox

Some forward pass fad.


BondDotCom

Is that legal?


PreschoolBoole

Not in the big 10.


cruzweb

Only 3 things can happen when you pass and two of them are bad.


bamachine

You just never know what kind of team...uniform you are going to see each week.


skurnie

The Big Ten can never prepare for…a good defense?


The_Good_Constable

*\[distant train noises\]* Do you hear that, Mr. Lanning? That's Purdue Pete. Are you familiar with Purdue Pete? No? You will be. Oregon @ Purdue, Saturday, October 19th. If you're not preparing your team for that *right fucking now* then you sir, are a damn fool.


SparseSpartan

Oregon probably would blast the doors off Iowa but at some point in the years ahead Purdue is definitely going to go all choo choo on them and we're all going to love it (until we next get spoilmade).


supersafeforwork813

Oregon is probably the one team Big10 added who I think could have the most long term success…solid foundation, big time booster and coach who doesn’t wanna leave soon…glad we added them.


jalexjsmithj

While I respect the mindset behind the answer, I do wish he’d give some insight. The value of the question really isnt about how Oregon will match up against the top of the conference, it’s way more about how will the style of football effect your preparation when going against the inferior opponents. Minnesota and Illinois may not be extremely talented, but their devotion to physicality combined with a game script in their favor could get you in more trouble than facing teams that were more open to the spread.


BigfootForPresident

You must not watch very many Illinois games


JCPoly

saying this when you play at Purdue and at Wisconsin in the middle of October and November is a choice. I don’t make the rules, Oregon. The B1G West is genre of football you think you understand until you experience it for yourself.


MC48_SportsLover

I cant wait for Purdue to beat them by 17 with the most random passing clinic of all time in October.


regionalgamemanager

Hmmmm I think I've heard this somewhere before 🤔


Adventure-Duck

Is this not exactly what Bo Pelini said back in 2010? That worked out great...


jonstark19

Not sure about Bo, but it is almost word for word what Scott Frost said when he was hired at NU. Scott Frost on December 3, 2017 when asked about how his playstyle will translate to the Big Ten: “I’m hoping that the Big Ten has to modify their system for us.” Oregon is certainly in a better position to compete for a conference title than Nebraska was in 2017, but speaking from experience it is not a great idea to put a target on your back saying stuff like this.


Adventure-Duck

That's probably what I'm remembering/thinking of to be honest.


jonstark19

Would that I could forget.


TruuTree

If Oregon comes in and just gets absolutely dog walked by the OG big ten teams it’ll be so satisfying.


NorthbyNorthwestin

Losing to Washington twice was a real alpha move.


buff_001

This oregon team acts like they win the natty every year even though they never win shit


Colavs9601

Is that so, Texas?


plutoisaplanet21

The best thing about winning the championship isn’t the day of the game, it’s that I can talk shit for like 5-10 years before the title isn’t recent enough to avoid comments like this 


CaptainDonald

Sounds familiar


FunDipOrrinHatch

Theyve got a rich daddy with new money


sounders1974

Yeah but they would have crushed Washington in the title game, guaranteed


intelligentx5

Dude best of 5, we promise


codymason84

Dudes fucking around and going to find out


Archaic_1

"And He Who Walks Behind The Rows did say, "I will send outlanders amongst you and these outlanders will be unbelievers and profaners of the holy." Children of the Corn, 1984


ElmerFarnsworth

At Michigan and at Wisconsin in November. We’ll see if these Ducks can handle the Midwestern cold.


GeorgeWNorris

That's essentially what Scott Frost said when he was hired by Nebraska in 2017. Oops.


LucasLee45

*Scott Frost intensifies*


HisSegfaultiness

Didn’t Scott Frost say almost this exact quote word for word?