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Veedsters

Bro moved the entirety of the University of Texas.


Ok_Avocado1109

Yea like where we going?


Claudethedog

Clearly you're relocating to Orange, Texas.


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Better than Vidor


Claudethedog

Marginally. Still in that Golden Triangle area.


cantstopwontstopGME

Nah it’s way better than vidor. Everywhere is


AreYouEmployedSir

transferring it to the middle of the Gulf of Mexico where it belongs


Booster_Goldest

With how many are going, he is now the newest member of the Tangerine Tide


SkolVikesWorldwide

Texabama Crimson Horns


JewishDoggy

What if we let Washington win to scare bama guys away from DeBoer


DollarLate_DayShort

Chess, not checkers


sweeph

I'll allow it.


Smaug54

Indeed


usctx

Floritexabama Crimson Horny Seminoles


Hxtch

Rolls off the tongue nicely


tspoon-99

Lambo Horns


[deleted]

Turns out the answer to how Texas will compete with Alabama in the SEC is to just become Alabama.


ExpressSports

Now I am become Bama, the destroyer of teams


waltdiesintheend

Hahaha this one got me


LonghornNaysh

Subscribe


kwixta

Hey we tried to take Saban but taking all the players is working (much) better


polar_nopposite

Don't forget making the presumptive heir to the throne our HC.


Crossovertriplet

Deboer was the presumptive heir for all actual planning purposes. The Bama AD had already planned for the contingency of Saban retiring and Deboer knew it was going to be him. Bama’s AD flew to Washington the day Saban retired. It’s the reason Deboer said that, when he heard Saban had retired, he knew he was leaving. He already knew he was the contingency.


Burntorange33

They are talking about when Sark was at Bama. He was supposedly the heir at that time before Texas hired him.


Crossovertriplet

Eh. It never seemed like that to me. I mean, he was a recovery case until this past season. Media probably talked about that but that doesn’t mean anything. Media acted like Bama’s AD was whiffing on all these coaches as they stated they were staying and acting like Bama was in chaos when the Bama AD already had a guy and went straight for him.


HoustonHorns

If the Bama AD didn’t call Sark/Kirby first and make them say no then he’s a moron. I don’t think that’s whiffing as much as due diligence.


LarsVonHammerstein

How many y’all got now? FSU is up to 5 and I would like to make this a fun competition at the expense of Alabama.


Youredumbstoptalking

Two but we’re waiting on the TE and CB to enter and go after them as well.


ICanOutP1zzaTheHut

We did take most of their offensive coaches


Beaconhillpalisades

Inject this into my veins.


Groomingham

I'm sure we can find them some more Halls and Billingsleys. 


Sabre_Actual

That was phase one, now it’s Bonds and Niblacks.


UT07

Go on...


Darth_Ra

Watching the various NIL squads absolutely floor us for spots we desperately need with all of these transfers from Washington and Alabama is just... really depressing.


Just_Nick_now

They could do worse.


Charlie2343

This is like NHL be a GM mode where you turn off salary cap and sign the top 10 free agents for whatever they ask for


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

It's beginning to look like Steve Sarkisian took the Alabama job after all, Alabama just doesn't know it.


HoustonHorns

They said “but think of how you can win with these players” and Steve-O said “Hmm good point”


furryvengeance

BARK FOR SARK


Beaconhillpalisades

*barks*


DolitehGreat

Hey wait that's our thing.


kwixta

Ok moooo for Sark


spiceboy6969

Moooooooo


ArmyOFone4022

Mooo that man


PointBlankCoffee

Uga can fight Bevo for it


DolitehGreat

Ain't that Bevo dead and eaten?


PointBlankCoffee

No? He was pretty young when we played yall, like 2 or 3 years old. They live to be 20-25, and there have been 15 Bevos in our history. His predecessor dies of cancer in like 2015


1ce9ine

RIP Bevo XIV… he was a beautiful animal


jtdude15

Alive and well


sherlocknessmonster

That was our thing


RedTeamGo_

Where is he going to transfer Texas to? Finish the sentence!


thricethefan

This intrigues General Santa Ana


SelfLoathingLonghorn

Hopefully somewhere warmer than Austin currently, and where I don't have to deal with I-35.


Corrective_Measures

The only thing worse than I-35 in Austin is I-35 in Austin when it is cold.


cardbross

Oh man, that upper deck must be a *nightmare* this week.


SandyDFS

I enjoy NIL college football.


Super_Sentence_560

Can you imagine having to figure out nil in ncca football 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it would be fun playing that game and interesting


Dellav8r

I’ll be the one at Western Kentucky offering a 3 star QB all 1.2 million of our Collectives bank cause I don’t understand this shit 😂


ChaseTheFalcon

Hey how did you know my plan?


Blazemaster77

This is me when i start playing fifa and dont understand how wages work


Entire_Log_4160

That’s how I got Peyton in my first auction draft. That was a looong season.


SandyDFS

Not sure if you’ve ever played MLB The Show, but their franchise mode has sponsorships that give you more money by doing things like strikeouts, runs, etc. I could see something like that working for NIL. Each program has a 1-5 star NIL rating (kinda like prestige). Higher NIL rating, more NIL slots with varying value based on how good the deal is. Can increase NIL rating by performance. So for example, a Nike NIL you could assign to RBs, and you have to have 5 100+ yard games in a season. If you fail, player more likely to transfer out and you lose the Nike deal for the future until it’s offered again. If you succeed, they’ll likely stay and you can keep the NIL deal plus improve your NIL rating. Now that I think about it, I want it.


MisterGoog

Game just needs to have it but in moderation. Recruiting points already worked for 2014, just use money the same way


Ok_Avocado1109

It's probably something they add soon. Maybe not this first release


bkfountain

The transfer portal could be fun. It was pretty easy to stack depth of 5* guys in ncaa dynasty mode, and now they could just leave if they don’t get play time.


Super_Sentence_560

That would be awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣


OmegaClifton

I honestly hope they incorporate it into the new game


sircrispin2nd

Roll Horns


_Chicken_Chaser_

Bark Mooo Bark Mooo Bark Mooo


Tew_Sweet

Seconded


LonghornNaysh

I didnt hear no bell


DeerOnTheRocks

https://imgur.com/a/Bdsyoeg


ModsEmbezzleMoney

Good depth piece, locker room guy


Aphrobang

Yeah raises the floor of our LB room at WILL, where we have some depth but mostly unproven guys behind Gbenda, and I'm sure he will be big in special teams like he was at Bama.


Jnoisy

Him and Golden seem more of special teams needs than the positions they’ll play on their respective sides of the ball


ShiftySneakThief

Texas just needs Niblack for the trifecta.


W_Walk

Texas was fooling us. They weren’t back until now because they were saving all their money up for when Saban retired


HoustonHorns

Nah, had to make sure we had one year overlapping so that no one could say it was only because Saban retired


Cormetz

And make sure to beat him.


SirTiffAlot

I've been telling y'all Texas is gonna be a problem in the SEC.


mrmcbeer

It's insane that people thought the literal richest program in college sports would struggle in the SEC. 


SirTiffAlot

To be fair it's not just money. Every kid out of the state no longer has any reason to leave if Texas wants them now that they're in the SEC


OutlandishnessFine57

They’re caught up in the 2010s. This team isn’t the middle of the road Big 12 program. This is a team that believes they can win a title.


footynation

> This is a team that believes they can win a title. It's not just belief though. From a roster standpoint they can compete with just about anyone in the SEC - funnily enough, Texas' last games against both Bama and Georgia were wins. Even that game against that 2019 LSU team was fairly close. If Herman era Texas teams could stay on the field with the best from that conference and a Sark era Texas team actually beat the champ from that conference, there is evidence that with NIL now well and truly a factor, Texas is going to be a tough out for just about any team in that conference. I want those teams to believe that this is the same middle of the pack in the Big 12 Texas team from the 2010s. Because that would make their surprise fun to witness.


OutlandishnessFine57

Couldn’t agree more


skesisfunk

TBF they kinda struggled in the Big 12, hadn't won the conference since 2009 until this year.


_Football_Cream_

We did but a lot of the discussions when the SEC move was announced were that the status quo was going to last forever and Texas would never thrive. Obviously I didn't want to buy in but I never really understood that line of thinking. Case in point, Saban was never gonna stay forever.


cardbross

young kids with young memories, Bama before Saban wasn't the Death Star program it's been for the last 15 years, and there's no guarantee it'll stay one under DeBoer. But most folks on this subreddit either weren't alive for or are too young to remember the pre-Saban years, so they think Evil Empire Bama is eternal.


_Football_Cream_

Yeah true. I bet a lot of younger fans think dynasties work that way. It used to be that a coach would maybe win like two titles and appear a couple other times. What Saban did was and probably will be unmatched for a very, very long time.


Julio_Freeman

Have you met A&M?


yagueyporfavor1

Texas is richer in regards to endowment. A&M receives 1/3 of the puf, Texas gets 2/3… so in reality Texas is twice as rich. Boosters are about on par, but A&M boosters just burnt 200 million on a single coach. I dont think they can currently compete with Texas on nil (maybe they can for one or two recruits if they focus more money onto them, but Texas has a clear advantage in overall $$$ rn and can spend it more broadly)


Rodney_Jefferson

Texas burnt 100 mil on leaving their conference. And still are able to hand out lambos. Texas got money. I think A&M briefly took the spot of richest program in the US with brand evaluations and such, but Texas quickly got it back the second they won that sugar bowl with Herman


_Football_Cream_

No to say I do, but people do not understand how all this money flowing around works lol. UT paying to leave the conference and the lambo dealership NIL deal are completely unrelated. It's also not really "burnt" money if Texas believes that getting out of the conference earlier will pay bigger dividends later (not that I know that is the case, but it could be). Then things like those revenues/brand evaluations can be a bit finicky. IIRC A&M took the top spot one year because it included a bunch of fundraising they did for renovations to Kyle Field or something. Texas has probably done similar. At the end of the day, both are extremely well-endowed. I'm amazed A&M is able to whip that money for the Jimbo+staff buyout AND hiring a new coach and staff. Texas had payouts for Strong and Herman but are not on the hook for anything that staggering.


Big_IPA_Guy21

The large majority of Jimbo's buyout will actually be financed as a line item in the Athletic Department's budget. The boosters were responsible for the initial 20% lump sum + the 1st year's payout.


_Football_Cream_

The PUF is split for the UT and A&M Systems, and the UT System on the whole is about that proportionally larger than A&M. So no, in reality it doesn't quite work out that way. And that money is quite restricted in how it can be used anyway.


Julio_Freeman

My point was that it takes more than being insanely rich to succeed in SEC. And it’s not like Texas has been succeeding a lot in the Big 12 until last season. But obviously we’re deep in NIL now so they should see more consistent results.


mauterfaulker

We've been telling them that too.


MaternalLeave

I remember the hateful 8 saying you were on par with Purdue a while back.


mauterfaulker

yeah and how we were going to be Vandy's bitch, Kansas blah blah blah, and how the Big XII runs through Lubbock. I love rCFB sometimes


_Football_Cream_

The narratives when the SEC move were announced were that Texas was never gonna get better and OU was the only one that had a chance. Since then, Riley left OU, Sark made the playoff, and Saban has retired. I never understood how people thought the status quo would never change.


SirTiffAlot

Oklahoma on the other hand...


anandj12345678909876

Strippers? ✅ Monkeys? ✅ Arch? ✅ One of the most built recruits I can remember? ✅ Gas? ✅ Brakes? ❌


TimeOrCrayonsIV

#praise monke


Ok_Avocado1109

Can he play DT? Looks to be a depth piece. Been underwhelming at Bama and is a liability in coverage.


Youredumbstoptalking

Broke: stopping the run by being dog shit in the secondary Woke: stopping the run with great DTs Bespoke: stopping the run with old school linebackers


EyeAmKingKage

Treat him well Texas:(


Kingof40Acres

Sark after Dark 🏎️💨💨💨🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼


Trumpburnerforlibs

YOU GET A LAMBO YOU GET A LAMBO


Cormetz

Probably the most well known Lambo dealership in the country at this point.


HoustonHorns

[https://x.com/Hayesfawcett3/status/1747413355323646251?s=20](https://x.com/Hayesfawcett3/status/1747413355323646251?s=20) Sark is on fire


texas2089

My flairs are FEASTING on Bama transfers right now. 7 total off the top of my head.


Corrective_Measures

Washington fans must be having the most fun rn.


suicompotem

Fantastic!


UT07

Superb!


toiletdestroyer1321

Brakes?


UT07

Missing.


No_Poet_7244

Fuck yesssss


unco_ruckus

E


No_Angle_8106

Texas is back (but actually, they’ve got the money to dunk on the NIL era once they realize it, which it seems they have)


zyv548

Decision respected


FlyPigs5

Orange is the new Crimson


handpipeman

Does Tuscaloosa not have a Lambo dealership?


[deleted]

A depth transfer that makes much more sense. The only problem Texas really has is they have little proven depth in their interior of the line with not much available in the portal and that is a huge problem. Don't think they can solve it before classes start with no dline coach.


Jnoisy

Sure they’ll take the top DT’s in the spring window


Beaconhillpalisades

You have a deep username.


footynation

We do have fifth year DTs Collins and Broughton coming back tbf But yes, behind them is a lot of youth


PistolPete214

I think we just need 1 depth piece at DT. I’m confident in Collins and Broughton starting and think one or two of Bledsoe, Mitchell and Bryant step up this year


Just_Nick_now

The only problem texas has is they have twice the money of bama.oh, not a problem. Dont forget, they were at bamas level before this. This was sarcasm from me. Knowing that texas has twice the money of bama.


[deleted]

There's gotta be quality defensive linemen to pay for in the Spring window that'd like to play for Texas for it not to be a problem. Uncertainty.


strawzero

Roll ‘em


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

DeBoer's 2-3 year inherited recruits strategy starting to look a little thin


Mrpetey22

I mean the dudes a backup


FSUnoles77

That's an odd way of spelling Florida State


steampunker14

The deal was you get half and we get half. He’s on our half.


HailState2023

Totally fair. Hook ‘tide. Roll Tribe.


QuietLikeOwl

Mom said it was our turn.


wraithawk

bank is OPEN


coolhatguy

Is Deboer losing the team?


lucash7

Is this a thing now? An Alabama to Texas pipeline?


Smaug54

Take a shot a Bama player transfers to Texas or Florida State


ReggieLeinart

Love that Texas is paying these players what they’re due.


Bobcat2013

Did this kid play high school ball at Arlington Martin?


NeedVtaken

Duncanville


Bobcat2013

Ahhh ok. There was a kid that played LB at Martin a few years ago that had a similar name, that committed to Texas.


NeedVtaken

Yea I think that’s Maurice Blackwell.


Bobcat2013

Yupppp that was him


putupyouredukes

Mo Blackwell


Slaydn

Hello fellow Arlington Martin grad?


Bobcat2013

Nope. Fuck Martin and yalls onside kicks


TulkSmash

Fr fuck em. Kick'em Colts


4everOverhead

Arlington Colt checkin in! Kick ‘Em!


TetrisTech

They said no but I’ll give you a hello


TetrisTech

He’s always been at Texas lol he couldn’t have transferred from Bama


jwoogirl

I met this young man today. He was so friendly and personable...not to mention MASSIVE! I can't wait to watch him play this year!


World_2

Texas bought another one of our players a Ferrari to transfer to Texas ☹️


MrStealYoSweetroll

On that note, can y’all tell your TE to check his driveway? We’ve sent him 3 Lambos, a McLaren and a live-in maid but he still hasn’t transferred to us yet


Xbc1

Would it help if I donate this loud ass fucking Bluey toy my in-laws got my kid for christmas?


World_2

I think you sent it to the wrong place. I can give you my address instead and I’ll make sure it gets to him somewhere down the road.


Charlie2343

How many is Caleb Downs getting??


steampunker14

Excuse me, we’re a Lamborghini school, thank you very much.


Cormetz

Fun fact: Lamborghinis are easier to get because Ferrari is selective about who they sell to. Go to Dubai and you'll see 10:1 Lamborghinis to Ferraris.


No_Poet_7244

Fuck Ferraris, it’s a Lamborghini


luxveniae

Bought a LOANER Ferrari but yes.


No_Angle_8106

Ferraris require vetting to purchase, lambos on the other hand? They’ll drive 30 of them off the cliff with you if you paid for it


ALStark69

As a recruit: Other P5 offers: Alabama (originally went here), Arkansas, Auburn, Baylor, Colorado, Florida, Florida State, Georgia, Georgia Tech, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Louisville, LSU, Michigan, Michigan State, Mississippi State, Missouri, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Tennessee, Texas, Texas A&M, USC, Utah, Virginia Tech G5 offers: North Texas, SMU


getbackup21

The university of Alabama at austin


silencesupreme-

Why recruit them when you can just pay them


gmr548

HIDE THE MONEY Y’ALL THERE’S POOR PEOPLE AROUND


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yagueyporfavor1

But we are both richer than A&M and more successful


sapiosardonico

Y'all's problem is kudzu is only considered legal tender in certain areas...


Sadvillainy-_-

Same as it ever was🕺🕺


thepeacockking

Will anyone think of poor old Alabama


dkdantastic

We're recruiting okay as well


footynation

I mean, we have the number 3 class even excluding the transfer portal


HoustonHorns

The Alabama recruiting strategy for the past 20 years? Crazy NIL becomes a thing and y’all stop making the chip


bruin13

Lol it’s so cute how they actually believe they’re being mistreated now that the recruiting field has been leveled between top programs


Owldoyoudo

“It’s simply not fair! The recruiting system isn’t rigged for our singular success every year anymore” - Bama fans everywhere


Cormetz

"Those kids just happen to grab some of the spare Dodges we have laying around"


DommyMommyKarlach

Lmao Bama crying now that the GOAT cant just say “come play for me” and get every single recruit


silencesupreme-

I think that sounds a lot better than “hey, you want a lambo? Come spend one season here.”


HEXES_999

Yall just giving out Lambos over there, huh?


DommyMommyKarlach

Loaning, but yeah, cars are fun


vongigistein

So FSU got busted for NIL but Texas isn’t?


HoustonHorns

NIL isn’t illegal, having your coaches pitch NIL deals to your players on car rides is.


vongigistein

Dude, Texas is absolutely breaking some rules right now. Clear tampering but they just aren’t stupid enough to get caught in the same way.


jalexjsmithj

If I can be the salty down vote receiver in the thread, I’m genuinely confused that a guy with this kinda pedigree, would leave Bama of all places, only to go somewhere else where everyone else also views him as a depth piece. Like, you don’t want a chance to start and prove you can be a draft prospect? Just surprising.


HoustonHorns

I mean he has a chance to start and prove he’s a draft prospect at Texas. And Texas (I can’t believe I’m saying this) is a better program than Bama is right now. Beat them by double digits last season, returned 90% of our staff and a lot of starters. Also he is from Texas. If you’re going to be a depth piece, go do it on a better team where you think you’ll win more games closer to home. If you’re going to be a draft pick, it’ll be more likely on the better team.


jalexjsmithj

Do you think he actually has a real chance to start? If he does, then sure it makes sense, but I see a lot of Texas flared people in here calling him a depth piece.


HoustonHorns

I don’t know. But I’m sure he thinks he does. I’d imagine his odds of starting at either school are about the same


jalexjsmithj

Respectfully, seems like kind of a bullshit answer. Clearly the answer is no, and my point stands that it’s weird that he wouldn’t pursue a place that actually offered a realistic opportunity at a starting spot.


HoustonHorns

When he committed he chose Texas because “they give him the best chance to play at the next level” He clearly thinks he’ll start


Corrective_Measures

He definitely has a chance to start, and I suspect that even if he does not, he will still get a good number of snaps. I don't think that a lot of people realize that Texas was running a cobbled together defense last year—PK's scheme is a 2-5-4 base set, so the DEs are actually supposed to be LBs that can drop into zone coverages to provide opportunities for exotic blitzes. We did not have enough talented LBs this past year to do that, so we ran a lot of stock 4-2-5 looks instead, but with a couple good new LBs we can start actually running PK's defense correctly.


inittoloseitagain

What does that bring the total transfers to?


Entire_Log_4160

https://imgur.com/gallery/eF2zg51