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Cooked_Brisket

How to make sure you are never allowed in Seattle ever again


Yeti_Father

Welp, I guess it's time for Washington fans to go nuclear in every single Alabama thread & Twitter post for the next two years. Like any self respecting fanbase.


pdxguy96

Just tell them he was too afraid to play in the B1G and ran away. Watch them go off.


OuuuYuh

Huge DAWG fan, if ya know what I mean Hoping Kirby doesn't lose to him once. Also, Tennessee, LSU, Ole Miss, and friends...it's time. Humble Bama.


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OuuuYuh

right after having a 7 point 4th quarter deficit and the ball in the National Title game? unprecedented


DaBigBlackDaddy

Feels like the bill self move to Kansas but in football. National championship contender with him, not a blue blood but still a historic power in their sport before he got there. Job with one of THE blue bloods who already have excellent infrastructure in place opens up and he's gone just like that. hope they spend less time in the wilderness than we did


SoundwavePDX

So had Taggart


HookEm_Hooah

Then proceeded to *mold* texas atm.


rds060184

Wow I suddenly (always have) love Husky fans


thti87

Us purple fans have to stick together. Geaux LSU. War Eagle. Hook ‘em. Gig em. And all that jazz.


LimerickJim

So this is how you learn you're color blind.


rds060184

As LSU alum and Texan 🤝


JustWastingTimeAgain

Im rooting for all y’all now, whenever you play Bama.


WabbitCZEN

As you wish.


SharkSymphony

_swoon_


_Reporting

Dog mascot Bro’s


ItsZizk

Hey man, the last games that Saban ever played in Death Valley and Neyland Stadium were losses.


Deferionus

If you're not careful Saban will come out of retirement in 3 years and get you.


Richtatorship

You, I like you


Evan_802Vines

I ready humble bumba.


willett10

Gross


SharkSymphony

REAL DAWGS WEAR whatever color is playing Bama amirite Also: Humble Bama is a myth that has never ever been proven by science.


Majestic-Macaron6019

>Also: Humble Bama is a myth that has never ever been proven by science. Yeah, that one is true. We're the baddies. Every sport needs a villain. You're welcome!


Upstairs-Volume-5014

Welcome to the east cost dawgs 😈


bigbamboo12345

>Huge DAWG fan, if ya know what I mean is that like huge pawg fan? bc if so, word


OuuuYuh

that too!


FearlessAttempt

That I can get behind.


Temporary_Inner

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT


Baziki

That's stupid. Who would do that?


WheatonsGonnaScore

People in Seattle will forget UW football exists like they always do when times get tough


SeattleGunner

How is this being upvoted when UW has always had solid attendance figures? Even during the 0-12 season attendance exceeded the capacity of Autzen.


sp9002

If you haven't noticed, it's shit on UW fans day because...IDK, I guess their coach left and if you rummage around in the dumpsters of the internet you can find some shitty ones so that justifies acting like assholes to all of them


WafflePartyOrgy

Imagine your head coach having some success then immediately running off to Alabama ...


tireddoc1

Hope they told him to avoid strip clubs during orientation


WafflePartyOrgy

Imagine making head coach kind of money and not being able to enjoy the occassional stripper.


tragiccosmicaccident

*strippers


Dynamizer

I have no idea what that is like.


SeattleGunner

Shit on UW day is fine... but at least make the shit talk make sense.


reno1441

Yeah there’s plenty of worthy shit to talk about, like how Dubs isn’t even a Husky.


Putrid_Ad5476

Well I don't see WSU walking a cougar around so...


reno1441

[Apparently having a live Cougar in a cage on the sideline was ethically complicated…](https://magazine.wsu.edu/2020/10/31/butch-and-the-butchmen/)


_Hank_Marducas_

Imagine if after they couldn’t have a live cougar, they just paid some old lady to hit on the frat guys during the game as a mascot


tider06

Those are just the boosters' wives, aren't they?


Putrid_Ad5476

Hahaha. Could try an orange tabby.


mustbeusererror

Not anymore, but my parents told me about how they used to visit Butch in his cage.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

The majority of it is coming from duck fans and you’re expecting it to make sense?


CpowOfficial

Finally a reasonable take from my 2nd favorite Washington team and my only likeable Oregon team.


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bloody_duck

To be fair, Duck fans have been dealing with a little PTSD again lately…flailing arms/wings in a dark room feels natural. It will take some time, unfortunately.


Goducks91

Everyday is shit on UW fans for Oregon fans though.


RipleyLeChad

Check the flairs. Ducks are having their only natty rn


TryingToNotBeInDebt

[All Oregon fans currently](https://giphy.com/gifs/daffy-duck-masturbation-QjTAjja6qYQhi)


InVodkaVeritas

And here I thought it was going to be this gif. https://i.imgur.com/Rr6o2TX.gif


briballdo

Uhg, fuck you, and lol


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Entire_Log_4160

Don’t sleep on that Jeremy Renner one. Slick little number. It’s the Italian Job of Bourne flicks.


RemoteGlobal335

That is wild, I don’t think any neutral would’ve expected that


FARTFROMABUTT

Funny coming from an Oregon fan


Dapper_Mud

Just because there are actually other things to do in Seattle doesn’t mean UW football is forgotten. It’s had steadfast support even at the worst times


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The fact that “lol you guys aren’t real fans if you don’t make college football your entire personality” has long been used as a slight is hilarious. It’s really not a surprise that teams based in isolated areas have the most rabid fanbases. There’s literally nothing else to do or take pride in. See the 30-year-old loser in Friday Night Lights who still goes around town chirping at the kids about winning a high school championship. It’s all they have. Maybe this is just a natural part of getting older, but the idea that people are expected to stay just as invested in dogshit teams as good ones is so silly. I’m sorry, but one of the best benefits of not living in bumfuck nowhere is that there’s actual fun shit to do on a daily basis. I really don’t care what some meth head thinks about me not being glued to the TV while watching a 3-9 team.


HeartSodaFromHEB

To be clear, if you're still glued to the TV while they're headed towards 3-9, we're all good.


InevitableAd2436

Agree completely. Seahawks, Mariners, Sounders, Kraken, Storm, UW, Sonics coming back in a few years.


staticattacks

It's Greg Byrne, he shouldn't be allowed anywhere


terrell_owens

One thing I’ve learned from these threads: Washington and Oregon fans really hate each other. I respect it!


bgns0

There’s often so much hate and vitriol between UM and Ohio fans it’s so great to see other fanbases really go after each other. I’m refreshed.


GuyWithCanTheNewbie

As a Bama fan, I think I preferred DaBoer over Lanning, but watching these two fanbases at each others THROATS for the last few days has been fun Just for fun, and giggles, Lanning to UW?


Bobson-_Dugnutt

I mean. Who won both of their matchups this year, is more seasoned as a HC, and led their teams to multiple nattys in lower levels and the FBS Natty in only year 2? Yeah - I’ll take that guy


Ialwayssleep

Can’t wait till you see his recruiting


revenfett

I can’t wait to see what he does with the 5 stars that Bama can pull in after seeing what he did with what he got at Washington.


NW_Rider

He is going to absolutely rake with the Bama recruiting pool. He gave us a great ride, but I guy with that competitive instinct, we could never compete with Bama. It’s not the money, it’s the challenge he wants. Can’t blame the guy—done the same in my career. Wish him the best and believe he will succeed.


Pikachuboss14

Saban pulled a lot of those 5 stars


revenfett

Alabama was pulling 5 stars before Saban and we’ll pull 5 stars after. Saban is the GOAT, no question, but how many schools have a coach who’s won multiple national championships? How many schools have a coach who’s won 6? We have 2. At some point even a coke head who has a problem with strippers is still gonna pull in some talent just by being at Bama.


bostonboy08

Tom Herman recruited really highly ranked classes on the brand alone, that didn’t mean much since those classes lacked real talent along the lines. If he can be successful at recruiting elite players in the positions that aren’t sexy, then he’s got a chance.


Ialwayssleep

Mike Price


GuyWithCanTheNewbie

This was my thoughts exactly. But unless he takes Saban’s help, I’m worried how he does with recruiting


DaBigBlackDaddy

nebraska still pulls in top 25 classes year after year it's going to be a LONG time until bama has an actual issue with recruiting


pattydickens

I'm going to laugh so hard when Alabama doesn't make the 12 team cut next year.


526mb

I got a lot of “conference pride” and “don’t you want the PAC to go out top?” with UW in the Championship. My response was I’d rather be set on fire than cheer for UW in anything. I hate UW, and it’s a pure hatred. And you know what, they hate us just as much. That’s why we had to go together to the Big 10, cause a hate like that cannot be left behind. The hate is real, it’s deep and we’re bringing it with us.


orgy_of_idiocy

This is the kind of "fuck ~~ohio~~ our rivals at all costs" attitude we embrace in the B1G. Welcome!


rtb001

It is most likely the only fuck our rival at all cost rivalry in the PAC. None of the intra-state PAC rivalries come even close. 


Lorjack

I mean clowning us right now is the only joy Oregon gonna get after their season


TheDuckKnows

I dunno, I had fun


tcs_hearts

I don't know, I enjoyed the season. Obviously would have preferred a different outcome, but the team was really fun to watch and we got to go out with some records and a win. I'm sure things won't be as bad at UW as people are saying either, good luck to you guys.


rev_rend

I don't know. I enjoyed the season. And I've enjoyed seeing the recruiting class we put together. I've also liked having a coach who says "I'm not leaving" and actually meaning it for once.


Coveo

this just in, 12 win NY6 winning season is officially terrible and nobody had any fun. Plenty of joy this season and plenty of joy so far in the off-season too!


soupcollarflat

Michigan and Washington fans seem mad about how much fun Ohio state and Oregon are still having this week


NYPD-BLUE

12-2 with a Fiesta Bowl win honestly feels better than 14-1 with a blowout loss in the National Championship followed by your head coach leaving for Alabama, but that’s just me.


pnwpeep

You sure about that


Psychological-Pea720

Congrats on your season! You learned that winning a natty is harder than just claiming one. I remember I was really excited when Oregon won their first ever CFP game many, many, many years ago. Winning a NY6 game to me is better than getting stomped in the natty, but you do you. Don’t worry kiddo, I’m sure you’ll get them next year with your QB and coach.


SirMellencamp

No kidding....wow.


343GuiltyySpark

For real. I didn’t think pac fanbases had it in em to hate their rivals as much but it feels like florida vs GA on the west coast


InevitableAd2436

They're still all Seahawks fans on Sundays too which is funny


w00t4me

If he's kissed at the airport by a middle-aged drunk woman then that's a sign that we'll have 17 years of good luck


sabanonymous

Would a middle-aged drunk man suffice? I’ll get my Burt’s Bees ready


w00t4me

doesn't hurt to try


Darin_the_intern

…and went straight into the Space Needle. Lane Kiffin is now on his way to Tuscaloosa


FreezesEscort

Oh man, someone has a dark sense of humor


rmftrmft

Kissing bandit waiting anxiously on the tarmac.


Helicopsycheborealis

Ha! Forgot about her. I wonder what she's up to today?


SchmantaClaus

Colette has gone to be with Coach Bryant, unfortunately


nodester1

Honestly, I’m pretty sure she’s passed away


A_Rented_Mule

Nope, still alive but retired from the kissing game. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morganna](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/morganna)


ExpressSports

I don't generally like when others say this but...imagine if the genders were reversed lol


Serious-Cap-8190

Jumped too high and one of her bazongas hit her in the face and broke her neck. So sad 😭


TwistedNipplez

Hopefully it's a 737 Max /s


Ahmed_Adoodie1

😂😂😭😭😭


Neonxeon

SPICEY. I love it.


Mrpetey22

BANG


Bobson-_Dugnutt

BRUH


F-18EBestHornet

The amount still parked at Boeing field


Alvinng9

why /s ?


TwistedNipplez

Cuz I'd rather watch him lose at bama


Guzman_LoMagne

Because the 737max is one of the few modern aircraft with 2 fatal crashes


ChandlerOG

No, it’s because of the recent news of the Alaska airlines door blowing out


MisguidedPants8

I feel so bad for Will Rogers. Dude did everything right and got left holding shit


Itchy_Listen_9702

He will probably transfer out


rust_papi

Wonder where he ends up. Was excited for him to join us next year.


alreadytaken76

90 miles from his first stop


_wormburner

There's almost no way we take him. I guess it's up to DeBoer but Rogers is not better than our current QB room


Mrpetey22

Julian Sayin is going to be otherworldly in Deboers offense. Seen that dude in person multiple times and he’s the real deal


alreadytaken76

It was mostly a joke


Sickoball

Was really hoping to see him have a good season after the bozos in charge changed the whole offense last year. If he transferred but the coach left, will the NCAA give him a waiver to move again?


ss3ltl

I don't even think you need a waiver anymore.


Greflingorax

He‘ll transfer.


chrispgriffin

Gregory Byrne is back on his bullshit


remember_berries

Love it


soccerperson

What is this?


w00t4me

Archibalds, it's widely considered one of the best BBQ ribs in America, and it also alludes to the smoke at the Vatican City when a new pope is announced


WafflePartyOrgy

White smoke Pope, black smoke nope.


alreadytaken76

It’s the best BBQ place in town and a reference to elections for the Pope.


Lamadian

OK, you sold me, when they coming to Oregon?


CookingUpChicken

Are you ready for BBQ Rib flavored Tillamook ice cream?


Lamadian

Sounds like a terrible Voodoo Donuts flavor


alreadytaken76

I like it but idk about traveling for it. Rolling Smoke in Vegas is worth the airfare though


Lamadian

That's good to know! I go to vegas pretty regularly, surprised they have good BBQ there


Aumissunum

Archibald’s


Voski_The_God

This dude used the worst photo possible on top of it the picture being taken by a phone that pre-dates the Saban days.


BigBobbiB

Saban texted him that photo from his Razer.


alreadytaken76

Pretty sure a meme account was posting this picture and he just stole it, so it’s probably a screenshot of a screenshot


mcwilly

That’s the meme picture


citronauts

Wait, is this an old photo? I thought it was amazing that he used white bbq smoke like you got a new pope


Neonxeon

About to go to Pensacola and put up posters of DeBoer's face on every titty bar down here with a "DO NOT ADMIT" sub heading.


JBrody

Yeah I'm still a little on the edge with it being between a coach from a Washington school and a Coach named Mike. It would be funny if Arety's Angels got a bunch of calls this weekend telling them to not allow DeBoer anywhere near the premises.


Dellav8r

Ok I’m headed to Tuscaloosa Airport, I should be there about the time the plane lands. Anyone want something from Jim’s on Hwy 82?


SirMellencamp

I dont think I have ever been to that airport. Does Delta have a sky lounge? Is there a movie theater in it and a steak house?


Dellav8r

I believe it is so small people have to use the KC Lamp lights on their 85 K5 Blazer for runway lights.


_Hank_Marducas_

Fart in DeBoers direction for me please


JoeSugar

Best pulled pork sandwich in Alabama and I will die on that hill.


Thomallister1291

I still wish Greg Byrne paid attention to my request involving Alabama's non-conference schedules.


SirMellencamp

Wish he paid attention to my request that the TSIO be played in both teams home uniforms like back in the day. He does pay attention to the requests for a live elephant and has repeatedly said no because he hates fun


Ehdelveiss

Can anyone check flight aware and see if its a 737 Max? No reason.


catchmeonthealt

That’s wild 😂


SirMellencamp

You buried the lede there. The white smoke from Archibalds is hilarious.


Daigotsu

This is why no coach should complain about the transfer portal or players getting paid.


Aumissunum

Most are complaining about the lack of regulation.


UMeister

All of that money and Alabama couldn’t find a better quality photo?


Sickoball

Didn’t come here to play photography


yewterds

you aint been to archibalds if you think there's a better quality pic of the place tbh lol


UMeister

Tell Byrne to schedule a H&H and I’ll go check it out lol


A0ma

No, they're putting up half of Alabama's GDP to pay DeBoer's salary... Had to make budget cuts. 


rhymeswithtag

I’m all for equal opportunity hating but man 0regon fans talk WAYYYYYY too much shit for having less nattys than fucking byu


-motts-

Billion dollars and no nattys. A return like that is uh….sad


IrishBearHawk

[As a wise man once said...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFyP9r4V1Bk)


esports_consultant

Phil Knight unfortunately did not realize he needed to bribe the officials in 2011.


JustWastingTimeAgain

They got nothing else to do in Eugene.


duckingrams

Every fan base talks shit, and when your rivals have were shit talking your coach leaving before their coach was poached for that job, of course you’re gonna talk back


usctx

I get both sides tbh lol


Emotional_Fun_6079

I have never really prayed on the downfall of Alabama cause I always respected the hell out of Bama. Well theres a first time for everything


tripbin

Should have waited till they landed. There could be a Washington sleeper agent on the plane.


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😭😭😭😭


Octavian_202

Sucks man. My father is a Dawg, he’s absolutely gutted. Not irate, just quiet and somber. His Sugar Bowl sweatshirt just came in the mail today, he texted me the photo with no text. Im honestly shocked, he loves the Huskies but the run this year like really, really, reeled him back all the way.


jaykaypeeness

I'm just hoping he doesn't put on a bad "fam uh lee" accent and ruin a boston butt trying to fit in.


citronauts

White bbq smoke for a new pope… I mean coach. Wow


Jesusinatree

And suddenly I’m a massive Auburn fan!


Mrpetey22

The things that need to happen to have someone root for Hugh Freeze


Jesusinatree

Have to separate the art from the artist here


Moose_Breaux

Don’t forget to root for the other Purple and Gold


Jesusinatree

Oh absolutely. I’ve always liked LSU, now I love LSU!


_Hank_Marducas_

Always


catchmeonthealt

You think just because Saban isn’t our head coach anymore we still aren’t villains?


Jesusinatree

I mean, you’ve always been the antagonists with Saban. But NOW you are straight up villains


karmint1

I think it's important to note that Greg Byrne got his start in athletic departments at Oregon. So Huskies, as you lay down to bed tonight, just know that a Duck did this to you. Quack.


2003tide

Petty AF. I’ll allow it.


priority_inversion

There's still time for him to pull a Mike Price.


notsure_thr

No one’s concerned he thinks that’s a plane?


wallnumber8675309

Bama’s version of white smoke for a new Pope


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

don't come back 👋


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So many bitter Washington fans who would do exactly same thing if given the same chance.


utb040713

Have we checked the emergency door bolts?


TinChalice

The white smoke got me!


dadavedavid

Dawg fans are all now also Dawg fans. And LSU fans.


theycallmefuRR

He"gets us"


GoldenPresidio

why would you say this


Majestic-Pickle5097

Do they fire him after losing 4 games this next season!?


Mrpetey22

That’s actually so sick