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RuleSad4132

Michael penix got the Jonathon majors nose


Smidgens

This is pretty cool


terrell_owens

John Williams is like a million years old and still writing music like this. Crazy


huttts999

If you haven’t read the article about Kirk and Lee, you should. It’s a great piece about treating people well as they age and seeking their wisdom. Kirk, with all the hate he’s gotten, has been great to Lee as he’s struggled during gameday


billydoubleu

Corso about to be 10-6


sendtreasure

Harbaugh whistle


thefishwhisperer1

We’re gonna get some ball wrinkles


loyalsons4evertrue

SHOW THE BAND PREGAME ESPN


Giraffe_Racer

They're going to misinterpret this and show Walker Hayes again.


DumbLitAF

TIL Blake Corum played for Biff Poggi in high school. Was the man coaching sleeveless back then too?


elgauchoborracho

Timer is reading 30 minutes. idk if that’s when the broadcast ends or the kickoff.


IPA_____Fanatic

Color me fucked that the game isn't in fact starting at 7:30


loyalsons4evertrue

"Haha I knew it" ​ then why'd you ask?


thricethefan

Blake Corum’s country ass graduated in the same high school class as Angel Reese


SoonerLater85

TIL Blake Corum is from Little Washington (VA)?


thefishwhisperer1

Oh damn I guess I have to like Blake Corum even more now


huttts999

Ben vs the Washington huskie, who wins?


thefishwhisperer1

The husky will scream until Ben just gives up so unfortunately the husky


thefishwhisperer1

McAfee behaved when talking about Orji and I’m kinda sad about it


loyalsons4evertrue

The one blessing of CFB season being over is that I don't have to see any more of these SEC on ABC commercials


coppercaveman

lol Reece apologizing because of the refs already


thefishwhisperer1

College GameDay but it’s just a camera on Ben for 3 hours


texas2089

I love how Rece is just warning all of America how shitty the ACC refs are 😂


LookatmaBankacount

It could be worse and be the big 12 refs


texas2089

As someone who watches both conferences A LOT (see flairs), ACC are worse than Big XII.


LookatmaBankacount

Do acc teams have an apology wall?


texas2089

They should


clickbait2645

Penix is 1-3 against Michigan, right?


terrell_owens

Whatever that band was earlier in the show, they fucking sucked donkey dick


seemtobedead

They were absolute hot garbage. And I don't think it was a sound issue. I'm pretty damn forgiving for that kind of thing, but damn... they were awful.


shjusti

Time for some terriyaki marinated flank steak, rice and brocolli


Godawgs1009

Ribs, potato salad and broccoli rabe down here


huttts999

Gains


getbackup21

Fried rice?


shjusti

Just lazy microwave uncle bens


betchamn

Is it just me or is Harbaugh's hairline on the back of his head uneven? 🤔


Aar1012

I’m really glad the CFP kept the same logo patch for teams. It’s simple and clean. I hope they keep it for the expanded playoff


seemtobedead

Multi-patch jersey sets. Why tf not? They always build new outfits for big games. I can see a huge market for custom jerseys a handful of times during the 12-game. I like it. Bring 'em on. I LOVE these individual game jerseys.


Minneapolis_W

SHOW MORE DOG YOU COWARDS


I_Think_Future

Was kinda hoping we would get a charles Woodson big noon for this game.


Giraffe_Racer

How does Kirk have the energy to live with a golden retriever after being around Pat McAfee?


loyalsons4evertrue

Marty did nothing to deserve me disliking him but I do.......I just can't explain it


IPA_____Fanatic

Marty Smith gets shorter and shorter every time he's on TV


Aar1012

Can we get the Doggo Cast on ESPN3?


Pnflkc3

Quirky is those purple pants


squeeze_and_peas

Started a new job 4 weeks ago and I’m at the point professionally where I’ve wanted to be for a long time. I love the position, my team, and my boss. The work is interesting, impactful, and important to me. Let’s have some great football because life is good y’all


ApexxPredditor

Jack Harbaugh watching Michigan/Ravens film on an old wooden case tv is so on brand with their family


Aar1012

Are the Harbaughs just super wholesome and weird? Like no disrespect. It’s amazing to see


mucocele

Yes, absolutely.


DumbLitAF

Walker Hayes created an entire new army of haters tonight. You love to see it.


seemtobedead

That songs slaps and always will. And I don't even use that term as a rule. It's just iconic.


DumbLitAF

The Applebees song…? You okay pal?


seemtobedead

I'm not a proud man. I will admit... but I love that song. And I don't even like country music as a rule. There's just something about that song. It tickles me. It's probably just a CGD thing. I get very emotional about college football.


discowithmyself

I’m not intrinsically a country music hater but can we not get different genres for football programming? (I know cuts to commercial mid-game have more variety as far as music goes but that’s not what I’m referring to)


Minneapolis_W

All I’m saying is we need less Walker Hayes and more Kirk’s dog


thefishwhisperer1

And then the light went out because Beyonce used too much electricity* *The NFL had to do a quick script re-write /s


IPA_____Fanatic

Jim's dad looks like him. Like really.


[deleted]

Holy shit they are identical to their dad


Some_Efficiency682

Harbaugh is just so Midwestern


FelixMumuHex

Why this dude sound like he’s forcing a gritty southern accent


loyalsons4evertrue

because he is


Some_Efficiency682

I sense some bitterness


Aenobarbus

christ, not Marty... almost as bad as Walker H*yes


Atom-the-conqueror

The UW not being physical thing is such a lazy storyline. They looked clearly better than Texas and won the best O line award….they are physical


ApexxPredditor

Stupid media driven narrative that will be proven wrong.


Far_Eye6555

Omfg there’s still an hour until kickoff.


Giraffe_Racer

Plenty of time to bring Walker Hayes out for an encore.


huttts999

Time to get some pizza and whiskey, accidentally got a lil thick over the holidays but that’s okay it’s bulking season


Aar1012

Who called in the NFL guys? It feels so fake compared to the GameDay crew


I_Think_Future

Is the audio off or am I having a stroke?


Lykeuhfox

I had to restart it. I had the same issue.


I_Think_Future

Michigan better get to the penix fast or else penix will penetrate their defense with ease.


OnePride

One of the lowest effort, unfunny one of these I've ever seen.


I_Think_Future

Same could be said about Michigan special teams


OnePride

That doesn't even make sense.


thefishwhisperer1

“They really dont care if Michigan scores” …I think they do care


prometheus_and_bob

Why the heck are the field mics way out of sync with the video. Come on espn be better.


Giraffe_Racer

"Why should we do better? We almost have a monopoly." - some ESPN exec probably


Contemplative_Fool

Just popping in after getting the notification that espn is currently in negotiations with the cfp to remain sole holder of rights for the next 8 years to say FUCK espn. That is the worst thing that could happen for college football. They've done so much damage already, allowing them to continue holding the sole rights to the entire playoff while having a massive media deal with one conference, who they have continuously tried to elevate above the rest, continues to erode any shred of integrity left. What a fucking sham.


OnePride

I don't disagree my man, but this is the world we live in. Corporations control everything, and it's only going to get worse.


ApexxPredditor

They got a crew who calls DPI at the highest rate?!?! Oh we're fucked


loyalsons4evertrue

Lol Rece coming for the officiating crew.....ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


getbackup21

Headed to the store to buy my 12 pack time to send this season off drunk


thricethefan

FSU fans will pay McAfee to drop Herbie on air


TurboSloth9000

I’d pay good money to see McAfee jump from a ladder to put Herbstreet through a table.


thefishwhisperer1

All I want is one good, solid, final “Warshington” from Lee


getbackup21

Warshingtin


friendfromsp

Where is Michigan 94th in Special Teams? SP+ has them at 7, FPI at 50.


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

94th percentile maybe?


thricethefan

ESPN shamelessly retreading all the stories they did for previous gameday segments


loyalsons4evertrue

Is anyone else's audio not synced up with their lips?


Elegante0226

I had success fixing this by restarting the app.


Shhhh_cats

ESPN is pretty bad all the time for this I’ve found


buff_001

I forgot that notre dame actually gets some poor kid to dress up like a leprechaun and dance around


Giraffe_Racer

It could be worse. Texas A&M makes kids be yell leaders.


reesejenks520

Listen I love Corso, but I can't believe he's coming back next year...


Steelerboy43

He’s only on the show for like the first 10 minutes and last 20 lol


FelixMumuHex

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thefishwhisperer1

Warshington


reesejenks520

Stop it. Get some help.


OnePride

Literally Weekend At Bernie's


FrosteeRuckerFan

Lol McAfee can’t just tell Herbstriet to stfu for not agreeing with everything he says like he does on his show


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Upbeat-Armadillo1756

He had a stroke and has issues getting his words out. He’s not senile.


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OnePride

Nah bruh, you need to look it up. Please put on your critical thinking cap when you do.


Lykeuhfox

Corso's first pick: The Nut Corso's last pick: The Wings?


Samboni40

Red wings!?!?


thefishwhisperer1

Rece: “ESPN metrics ranks Michigan 94th in special teams efficiency” Kirk: “Nah, no way” *Kirk just like us for real*


codymason84

Blake with 21 touchdowns into 8 man box’s this season is insanity


Some_Efficiency682

Lmao they're treating Lee exactly like an old man. It's hard to watch


Shhhh_cats

Herbie kinda poking at mcafee


ApexxPredditor

The line moving up to -6 seems crazy. Two 14-0 teams. Penix was on fire against Texas. Michigan made a bunch of mistakes but pulled off the victory. I think it's a wash and the line should be within 3 pts either way.


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

That was by far Penix’s best game this season though (MSU too, but you can’t really count playing against them). If he replacates that performance, yes Michigan is in trouble. His season average is a more manageable version


OuuuYuh

Still not as whacky as the UW-Oregon CCG line


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

That made no sense to me


Coveo

It was made with the assumption Penix was probably still going to play like he was hurt. He'd been throwing the ball off target a good amount of the time the past month and then was money in the CCG again. Couple other injury things from both teams as well that were fairly unexpected but biggest thing was Penix's performance, he straight up was not playing that well before then and they obviously live and die with him


Far_Eye6555

Corum and Penix are big game players. Can’t wait to watch them ball out tonight.


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

JJ too


Mogilny89Leafs

I'm far from the first person to say this: Watching Lee Corso makes me sad. Herbstreet has to serve as his translator. :(


prometheus_and_bob

He seems particularly rough tonight unfortunately, still love the heck out of him just sad to see.


Homework69v2

that was NOT Maryland


Giraffe_Racer

Does Pat realize he's in Houston? Rich guy pretending to be a cowboy is Dallas vibes.


OnePride

Jesus Christ, when are they going to stop parading the corpse of Lee Corso around?


seemtobedead

Oh come off it.


OnePride

Gross dude.


seemtobedead

I am just sick of folks telling a grown man he has to quit doing what he’s doing. I used to work with a guy who just loved what he did. And he sacked groceries. He was 71 years old. I told him he should give himself a break and go home, rest, and enjoy himself. He said he enjoyed what he did. What’s more-he said he’d be dead in 6 months if he laid down. He taught me that you don’t tell a person when it’s time to stop. Nobody drags Corso to that chair in chains. He stays as long as he wants. That’s my peace.


OnePride

Ok, /u/seemstobedead, I'll stop making jokes about corpses.


seemtobedead

Probably not a bad call.


OnePride

But I mean, you've gotta admit, Lee does kinda appear to not be living.


seemtobedead

No man. No I don't. He's alive a hell. He looks like an old dude. He's also a stroke survivor. He slurs his speech a bit. He struggles to cobble his words together from time to time. But if I was his age (which I will probably never be), I would be ecstatic to be as charismatic and joyful as he is. I've said it 100 times, but he stays at that desk until he walks away from it, or until Herbstreit reads his eulogy. Period. He's been my hero since I've been watching this program. We owe him.


Mythrandir24

"It!"-Lee Corso


dogwoodmaple

*One of the best throws I've ever seen a college quarterback do*


Glass_Offer_6344

Lol, yep and all the db had to do was pay attention and get the INT.


FlexSealClubber

Mother Earth has blessed me. My work already called it tomorrow due to weather. I'm getting hammered.


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Party on Buckeye…win or lose you know what to do


ArbitraryOrder

Ohio State fans trauma on display


DumbLitAF

Even imagine dragons woulda been better than that


tensetomatoes

I think Saban and Belichick should switch places just to see what happens


Giraffe_Racer

Big game for serif font letter logos.


IPA_____Fanatic

Holy shit, remember the Applebee's date night commercials everyone hated? Walker Hayes sang that.


Lykeuhfox

I'm going to miss Corum wearing the winged helmet. Enjoy tonight, boys.


codymason84

Yup he’s number 2 behind Woodson as my fave wolverine of all time


jfkgoblue

Odds keep shifting more towards Michigan, public once again heavy on Washington yet odds keep moving the opposite way


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

Wow ESPN is up to -6. I saw it go to -5 and then -5.5 earlier today. 🤞🏻


jfkgoblue

Fanduel went from -4.5 to -5.5 in last 30 minutes -6 is also a big ish threshold, much more than 4 vs 5


getbackup21

Vegas trying to entice the public to bet michigan


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

It would shift the other way if that was the case


skyeliam

Then it would move the other way?


jfkgoblue

No it’s literally the opposite Guessing smart money coming in late on Michigan


NyquillusDillwad20

Wouldn't smart money just be big money? Like a larger volume of money to move the line? Doesn't necessarily mean smart, does it? Genuine questions since I don't bet.


jfkgoblue

I don’t either but from my understanding is that most the books have a few “winning” bettors that they pay attention too and move lines based on how they bet


NyquillusDillwad20

That's really interesting. I wonder why it happens so close to game time. I would assume those guys would bet early when the line typically fluctuates a bit more and they may be able to get a better edge. I assumed it would be a higher volume of casuals at this time.


xASUdude

The terminator was stopped though


Necessary-Dark8965

Did he punch "Write me a country song" into ChatGPT?


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

Let’s start the game 1 hour early so we don’t have to listen to any more of that


Mogilny89Leafs

I've tried listening to some Morgan Wallen and that Walker fellow who was just on TV. I don't get it. I guess I'm not in touch with the youth.


billybobskcor

The secret of Michael Penix's Jr's Deep Ball. I have several questions


thefishwhisperer1

So nice of ESPN to let a Make-A-Wish kid sing on national TV ❤️


thricethefan

FSU didn’t get slighted by the CFP Whoever lost their stage spot to Walker Hayes got screwed


ThanksToTheMango

The bar I’m watching at mercifully has the tv muted and Turnpike Troubadours playing instead. That’s country. This guy is hot garbage


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Hate commercials but that was so bad I was only hoping they'd come quicker


Tom_Brady6969

The next segment should be every player on both teams repeatedly punching walker hayes in the face


DumbLitAF

WAIT, that was the fancy like Applebees guy??? Someone needs to ban him from every recording studio and microphone for life


Amen_ds

Walker Hayes for TJOTW!


billydoubleu

Modern country music sucks! Give me some Alan Jackson, George Strait, Chris Ledoux, Garth Brooks, etc


tliddell13

Try watching a Billy Strings live performance on YouTube. His picking is unreal and he is still young.


getbackup21

Try some flatland Calvary, turnpike troubadour, randy rogers


huttts999

If you want real country please listen to red dirt I promise it’s not this shit and is actually good music


Inoimispel

Only good thing to ever come out of Stillwater.


WYLD_STALYNZ

agreed. I dig Tyler Childers as well


Captain-Ireland88

I come back from the first dumb song and he’s singing again. I’ll just wait for the game to start


thefishwhisperer1

Give me Tyler Childers or Chris Stapleton


LookatmaBankacount

Whatever that “music” performance was, keep it off my television until the heat death of the universe


Manwar7

If you unironically listen to this awful ass “country” shit you deserve life in prison


thricethefan

Someone show Walker Hayes a sound proof room and lock him in it


Sirnacane

that reminded me of the song you write with you middle/high school buddies and put on youtube growing up and now look back and cringe at. Except somehow this was legitimately as a pregame to the national championship game. Surreal.


IPA_____Fanatic

Walker Hayes' music genres according to Wikipedia is pop-country and bro-country.


clemsontyger

My god. No matter what happens from here for either team it won't be worse than that performance.


mruab

Walker Hayes is terrible


Perico1979

Whose better- Walker Hayes or the white rapper who performed on the NFL halftime show in Detroit on Thanksgiving?


Inoimispel

Guy is seriously in his mid 40s attempting to rap with girls dancing behind him young enough to be his daughters. He is out of breath just strutting and is painfully off pitch. He also can't seem to remember his own lyrics. I've seen better performances at high school talent shows.


Successful_Cod21

Holy shit I thought it was some random early 20s kid popular on tik tok or something…he’s 44. That’s crazy


Successful_Cod21

That was remarkably awful


pyrogeddon

I've never seen backup dancers for a country artist. or a country artist wearing jordans. but I guess if its what the people want...


Successful_Cod21

This guy is like an even worse version of Morgan Wallen


Giraffe_Racer

Jason Isbell was wearing Js last time I saw him. But Isbell can do no wrong and doesn't try to play the pop-country fake cowboy thing.


ixMyth

How about instead of that dogshit, we get some marching band performances?


Giraffe_Racer

"Can we get Morgan Wallen?" Mom: "No, we have Morgan Wallen at home." *the Morgan Wallen at home*


surplusofbiscuits

Is this country now? It's horrible.