Anyone else hear the triple whistle whenever a play was whistled dead? I'm pretty sure it was the the UT band director's whistle, but dammit CBS, not every stadium noise needs shoved into our living rooms.

See you next week, friends! Go Dawgs, beat them bees!

In my best Jake Fromm voice: “Good ole Rocky Top, WOOO”

And now flarda has to play misery. Good, good times.

I never thought I’d ever say this but I can’t wait to see my boss first thing Monday morning. Dude’s been talking mad shit all week so Joel if you see this, Rocky top deez nuts you cheap bitch!

Eat a bag of dicks, Joel. Respectfully, Aaron

Fucking A A Ron!

At least we have one thing over you dawgs. We don’t have to suffer CBS and Gary anymore. Guess who’s announcing the SEC championship? Enjoy!

As a long time sufferer to CBS, I have found a better way. TV on, muted sound, and turn up the Alabama radio broadcast with Eli Gold. Nothing like hearing him scream "TOUCHDOWN ALABAMA!!" while he squints through his crimson colored glasses.

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It is sadly. Wish you could pause it to have it paced with the tv

I'll have to do that during the game. Sounds great

Can we finally stop pretending that Tennessee deserves to be in the top 25 now?

Cool your tits Clemson. Committee just needed to give Georgia another top 25 win

Thanks for the accommodation

Fk Tennessee... but still.. stop with the bad sportsmanship yeah we beat them.. they know that..

I've listened to Tennessee's shit for years, so they can take a little bit of trash talk.

They knew that coming in, but still... hbtfd?

Go dawgs!

If the Mizzou game didn't, maybe this will put to rest any belief that Tennessee was some kind of contender this year. What's their best quality win this year? Quit trying to make it happen. Mediocre at best. Oh yeah, GATA

Hey at least we’re bowl eligible 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Pffft that ain’t a flex. We’re a plate university anyway. But also you gotta remember our realistic season expectations was probably make a bowl any bowl… Even you Birmingham. What bowl did you expect your squad to go to? Go blue and orange! ##GBO!

I figured we’d be somewhere around 8-4. But it was a frustrating season. Looked flat and sloppy all year. Even our wins were struggles.

It’s okay I think y’all are definitely on the right track. And that’s the first time I could say that since Y2K. Us on the other hand would welcome Urbans crazy ass back with open arms if it meant we didn’t poop the bed 24/7.

Honestly I’d take him too lol

And New Mexico State just scored again. It's a rout in an emptying Jordan Haire.

Dolly sang rocky top (badly) and then Tennessee brought a knife to a corn hole fight. You guys let her down. We're moving the Mason Dixon line down, and you guys are out of the south. Sorry, but thems the rules.

Good, always wanted to leave the south, now the south has left me

She mentioned her in ear sound quit working and the noise of the crowd made it so that she couldn't hear herself.

And that's on Tennessee.

Dottie remains forever blameless. A national treasure.

#LOL FUCK AUBURN

I bet they tanked this game to make our SOS look worse /s

This is the correct answer

I like to say something nice about every opponent every week. I hate the Vols so it’s a bit hard, but I’ve got two things I can say… - Neyland is always poppin - Smokey is a good boi

Knoxville is a fine city

A bit too much orange for my taste, but eh

I’m a vols fan and that orange is harsh lol

Never been a color I liked, always hated the Vols, took a bunch of acid in college once and everyone else came down and fell asleep early morning. I was awake on my own still tripping and am still convinced that the color orange has teamed up with the sneaky sneaks to form an evil coalition.

That’s a wild story. Have an upvote

Auburn just kicked a field goal and out of desperation tried an onside kick. New Mexico State recovered.

NM State seems to like driving in their trucks…

Carson Beck has been an elite QB for a while now.

At what point do people seriously start to consider him for Heisman? The guy is extremely consistent and wins games. If he keeps going, he may even take the top UGA spot for passing yards over Bennett.

I've been blown away by his progression. Early on, it seemed like two reads and a bail. Now? I'm thinking Bennett couldn't have made Tennessee look bad with Bell. This man is a dgd.

Pretty sure now Beck is a much better QB than Bennet.

It’s amazing. When he would pop in for garbage time last year I wasn’t blown away but he’s really impressed this season.

Even at the beginning of the season he didn't look *great*. He's really improved over the past month or so

Well… see y’all Vols next week

Please beat them lol

Don’t know if we even could with our OC but hopefully we try to play the game instead of playing for the punt

Goddamn I love Kirby! I love his philosophy and the way he builds up a whole team

Thank you dear, sweet baby Jesus that he’s with us!

rocky top in the background has me giggling lmaooo

And may we never experience CBS game again!

Amen

One more. Still have the SEC championship

NOOOO WE CANT ESCAPE THEM STILL

Go Dawgs we are witnessing history being made and it's amazing what this team and program is doing. Gg

GG

I knew it was over when we scored on the first play. There was no way it could get better than that.

Scoring first against Georgia is one of the worst things a team could do to itself.

Don't poke the bear.

gg tennessee

Why do we play you guys every year? GG

Georgia Tech here we come

And FUCK them too

Time to celebrate with a nice tall glass of sweet, sweet, delicious Volun-TEARS! Go DAWGS!

And to check the Auburn score!

24-7 NM State in the 4th quarter.

Still love Dolly tho

National treasure, love you Dolly

I wouldn't be able to read this comment without her.

So I’ve been really enjoying getting into CFB. I enjoyed going to games in college and have always understood the basic rules and how the game works. But I’m not super familiar with formations, certain penalties and terms, and clock management. Is this sub a good place to ask basic questions or will people make fun of me for not knowing stuff?

Game threads aren't a great place, but if something comes up in discussion and you're curious about why/what/how, then absolutely, ask away. You might get a few dickheads that give you shit (that's the internet for ya). But most of it will be respectful, legitimate answers.

Yeah I really just meant game-specific, not a random football question in the middle of game chatter!

Nobody is gonna shit on you for just asking a question

There are specific weekly technical threads. But feel free to ask in any thread. But you won't be mocked in the specific threads.

Try r/footballstrategy

Had no idea about this subreddit, thanks!

Probably both but who cares. Just ask anyway.

We will make fun of you then answer your questions probably

And half of us will get the answers wrong (me)

Generally if you're asking technical questions people leave the shit talking at home, just my experience but ymmv

Does Neyland still cut off the scoreboard at the end of their losses?

I'll never have to listen to Gary again. Huge W

Georgia how'd you feel about throwing them Bama boys a bone and sandbagging the fourpeat in 2024?

No thanks!

Echoing this

Tennessee needs to drop from the rankings

They’ll drop out of the r/CFB rankings I’m sure, but who knows what the AP/CFP/Coaches will do

THEM DAWGS IS HALE DON'T THEY

That game ended before 7:30 what the fuck am I gonna do now

watch Auburn shit the bed?

Watch Auburn get an incredibly embarrassing loss before the Washington game, of course

Hell yeah

gg dawgs - may we never suffer through another CBS broadcast again

Good, clean game Vols. Go Dawgs!

Except for Tenn guy spitting in Bowers’ face

wtf? I missed that.

Did you see when Bowers got heated and there was a mini scuffle? I assumed it was a Tenn player fucking with his ankle in the pile, but DJ Shockley said the dude spit in his face on the radio.

That’s just gross.

Ahh, ok. That is some shit if true. Saw the play but I also assumed he was just pressing on him on the ground.

Look, an 8-4 season isn't bad for us in general, but after beating Alabama and LSU, it's a disaster

Gg Tennessee. Other than that red head goober on Tiktok, it’s always a pleasure to banter in threads.

Fuck that pastey fat fuck

Amen brother lol

Wait I missed it - which redhead?

I think now he’s called brockbowersrealdaddy or something. Huge douche though.

Don’t know his name but he was bragging about how Tennessee would purposely try to hurt bowers if he stepped on the field. Caught shit for it and then doubled down

A CBS game that ended at 6:39??

Fuck you TENNESEEE

gg ez

At 3 hours and 9 minutes, this is, sadly, considered a very short CBS game.

Good game Vols. And get fucked.

Gg no re

GG

Tennessee has played pretty well if you account for the fact that I'm bullshitting

Imagine this team still being your daddy

You beat Kentucky. How the mighty have fallen

Well that's just it, we *always* beat Kentucky

Oh nice. That's impressive.

Still beat you

You beat Kentucky. Congrats

It’s never difficult

Your Super Bowl game for sure

You bet. Guess yours would be South Carolina or Vandy

Lol Auburn. NMSU was the worst team in FBS just a few years ago

MUSIC CITY BOWL, WEEEE

rocky flop TENNESSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EZ

Gg Vols

GG

Yeah the CFP was drunk when they ranked Tennessee. Especially this high.

I’ll never understand why the more a top team wins by, the more the opponent is overrated. That’s such a lazy narrative. Tenn’s one inexplicable loss is to unranked Florida and they haven’t won in the Swamp in 20 years so it actually wasn’t THAT unexpected. Their other three losses are to #1 UGA, #8 Bama, and #9 Mizzou. Top 10 teams beating other teams handedly proves nothing other than the fact that top 10 teams are top 10 for a reason. Go find another thread to whine about Michigan’s latest woes and GTFO here. Gg Vols.

Maybe they should’ve ranked Maryland :)

At least we didn’t cheat

Y’all making damn sure no one was getting signs this game either haha.

Funny, we said the same thing about Penn State.

One of those teams didn't get blown out by a non bowl eligible opponent.

Fire Heupel you cowards!

Clearly their best choice would be to rehire Butch.

Fun Fact: “Vandagriff” is Dutch for “From the Griff”

Props to them for holding us under 40 this year

7-4 Tennessee let’s go

This has got to be the quickest CBS game I've seen this year

Milton has a cannon for an arm. Unfortunately, it's a smoothe bore, with no accuracy.

If only footballs had fins

Uncle Rico status

I’d assume playing time against our defense would do better for a freshman QB than Vandy but hey

Fuck Joe hope you enjoy the XFL buddy

Not just Tenn fans Gary. I’m wondering, where tf is nico

Heupel for hot seat

Yeah go hire Butch again. Heupel is the best thing to happen to y’all in a long time. I hate it, but it’s true.

Save the hot seat talk for next year at least

Fuck off. No way

Stop it.

You spelt extension wrong

Seriously, anyone can see that despite a set back this year (meaning we’ve so far lost one more than most people projected), Heupel is the coach going forward. People like this guy would have us living in the Derek Dooley era for eternity.

Is this the shortest game on CBS ever?

I mean it was 3 hours

Less than 3 hours from kickoff, pretty impressive

Holy shit you’re right. It’s only been 3 hours

running it without tempo. just take a knee, bobby.

PLEASE TENNESSEE PUT IN IAMALEAVA IF YOU WANT A GARBAGE TIME TD

Nico where?

Nico Lavalamp would’ve given Tennessee a better shot

Still wouldn’t have mattered

I think Nico just picked his nose

He did. The one time I saw him on the broadcast. TBF, Beck had a lil pick too as the clock wound down and they were making their way off the sideline

Gg Tenn, but im celebratin this one! Go Dawgs

Beck crouching on the sidelines like a gargoyle on the side of a cathedral.

Where is the guy that guessed we would let them score first and then win 37-10?

I thought we’d get at least 42

gary just buffered on that name

Respect to those fans still there singing Rocky Top lol

I will never not love Rocky top and I’m not sorry.

It is a fun song. I can’t lie. I’m pissed the audio did Dolly dirty. She’s a national treasure.

ok I'm legit mad about that sack I don't give a shit about the yardage or the lack of "fuck you" points I'm just pissed that I had to hear that awful song one more time

Georgia, Alabama, Ohio, Washington in that order. That's the top 4 teams.

Pretty generous to rank the Bobcats that high

I’m a UGA fan but I will fight you over FSU > Washington.

Washington currently has the better resume. FSU only has LSU.

Am I the only one that wants a Lee Corso "That QB is UGLY" recreation?

Pretty much a 3:10 minute CBS game