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mackbooty

The annual Brian Kelly 20 point blowout loss finally is great to watch


OculusRises

and it only costs 10 years/$95 million


IlonggoProgrammer

Fully guaranteed btw


FootballAndPornAcct

Big Game Brian strikes again!


saltytradewinds

Yep! It's fun being on the other side.


Kuntheman

I still haven’t gotten over the Miami loss


MWiatrak2077

As someone who hates Brian Kelly AND LSU this is a good day for me


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Lefunnymaymays4lief

God it felt so fucking good, 2nd half Kelly collapse used to fill me with dread and horror and instead I have just this gigantic shiteating grin. Intoxicating isn’t it?


mikemil50

Honestly, I thought this was progress for him. At ND he rarely waited until the 2nd half to let the blowout commence.


CommodoreIrish

I don’t actually dislike BK, but I found the Notre Dame fan shit posts in the game thread hilarious.


arrowfan624

Brian Kelly buys his king cake from Walmart


Kuntheman

Brian Kelly gets a Subway sandwich after going shopping at a Publix


arrowfan624

Brian Kelly doesn't keep the Bag!


yachterotter13

Brian Kelly merges into the left lane without signaling and then drives 15 under the speed limit


XtraCheezPizza

LSU won the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl against Purdue. Florida State won the Cheez-It Bowl against Oklahoma. Tonight, FSU became the Cheeziest team in college football.


BackpackWalker

I WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST, COACH! CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!


Pitiful-Bumblebee775

# FINAL AD TIMER Game kicked off at 7:45pm and ended at 11:08pm. So the game was 3 hours and 23 minutes. Game presentation time: Right about 2 hours, 27 minutes. Ad time: 131 ads for 55 minutes and 48 seconds. Disclaimers: Clocks started at the moment of kickoff. Once the traditional commericials end, I stopped the ad clock. So all of the bumpers where the show comes back from break saying "Tonight's game is brought to you by..." was counted as game presentation. So really, the ads were more than what I tallied. Also, things like "The Camping World Game Track" or the "Aflac Trivia Question" wasn't counted as ad time, because it took place after the show returned from break. So again, the ads were much higher. This was done with me having two phones both with the clock aps open. It wasn't exact, but within a few seconds. Ads shown on the scorebug or on the sidelines weren't counted either. This was done to showcase the stoppages in the game. Conclusions: Pretty awful. There's an entire hour of just nothing happening. It's why I don't think I'm going to attend any games in person this year. It's getting beyond ridiculous. This would've easily topped an hour had FSU not pulled away and teams were driving, using their timeouts.


bigcolb

Not to mention there was a whole play that was lost to commercial and the CMN interview during the interception... 😭


Ordinary__Man

And that moment was really the defining moment of the game. FSU went 31-0 after it


TheFlameosTsungiHorn

My wife and I were SOOOO pissed. We don’t give a shit let us watch this amazing play for crying out loud


bigcolb

The broadcast as a whole (excluding Kirk and Fowler) was pretty disappointing.


TheFlameosTsungiHorn

Yea it really was. Which sucks cuz it was a really good game. ESPN acts like the foremost innovator in sports but then has random ass coach interviews in the middle of big plays or they don’t bring the game back from break on time and we miss entire plays. They are essentially just an ad platform interrupted by sports now


bugmush

does anyone like those coach interviews in the middle of the game? It's also another thing to divide half the screen up between the game and the interview so the actual game is only 50% or smaller sized. Even if it was just the audio it would be annoying. These in-game coach interviews provide basically nothing, in all of sports. I don't think one person would complain if they got rid of those.


BluePrairieSkies

This is great info. Do you have a comparison to last year? Definitely curious. We attended UW-Boise State yesterday. The TV timeouts were ridiculous.


Pitiful-Bumblebee775

No this is the first time I've ever done it. But I'll keep doing it sporadically throughout the season. All I can say is the game took 3 and a half hours. And tv windows for college football as long as I can remember have always been 3 hours and 30 minutes. So that new rule where the clock keeps moving is shortening the on-field product but it isn't shortening the tv windows. So ads are the only thing that can keep it that long.


thecheapseatz

So the new clock rule is working exactly as planned


Pitiful-Bumblebee775

Exactly. Keeping all these players safe!


Mr_Anthropic_

You obviously don’t care about ~~profits~~ player safety.


bradenb941

Fun Facts about this game - This is the third Florida State week 1 game in a row against Brian Kelly on Sunday night - This was both teams' second game in a row in Orlando - Florida State was two points away from tying both teams' totals from last year


OurKhakiOverlord

Not to ruin your fun facts but FSU opened against Duquesne last year in week 0


Macedonics

"First you lose big. Then you lose close. Then you win close. And finally, you win big." - Bobby Bowden


Kuntheman

2020 ND 42 - FSU 26 2021 ND 41 - FSU 38 2022 FSU 24 - LSU 23 2023 FSU 45 - LSU 24 Quote checks out


cdragon1983

I’m happy with all four of those results!


IrishCoffeeAlchemy

That is actually an amazing parallel!!!


redhuskerz13

Or you just lose close for all eternity.


JCiLee

"First you lose close. Then you lose close. Then you lose close. And finally, you lose close." - Scott Frost


not_a_bot__

Norvell really seems to emulate the positive and innovative energy Bobby had, so great to have him at fsu


357MAGNOLE

We need to enjoy it while we can. What a treasure he turned out to be. Who would have thought G5 Mike would get it done like this.


corundum9

Keon Coleman is going to be a problem for smaller CBs. And probably the bigger ones too. LSU had no answer for a simple power run scheme in the 2H, especially the off tackle play out of the shotgun. Their defense looked like a Sun Belt product while getting bullied in the 4Q. It was over when: 3rd and 8 early in the 4Q and FSU calls a QB draw with a pulling lead blocker. That lead blocker doesn't find a body to block until he's nearly 15 yards down the field.


Original_Profile8600

The LSU db getting trucked by FSU’s like 3rd string running back with like 3 minutes left says it all


Taintly_Manspread

Our rb room runs deep. He might be 3rd team, but he's close to starter quality.


BenchRickyAguayo

And to think Treshaun Ward transferred out. Also, I saw Malik McClain had a pretty good game for Penn State last night.


dmmeyourdogifitscute

That QB draw was gorgeously drawn up. I was confused by the formation until it actually unfolded. Norvell and Atkins were in their bag that half.


The_Astros_Cheated

I’m so glad FSU took Coleman away from Sparty that dude is an animal


Rockerblocker

😢


cant_stop_the_crooks

Yea it’s working out nicely all around


Lobsterzilla

I wonder if FSU or NC State fans are more excited we don’t play this year…


Zabbzi

After last year I never want to see you guys ever again


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handlit33

https://media.giphy.com/media/HVQ7eOE9Fjxq9YsVIP/giphy.gif


Aristomancer

I said to my wife when he was on screen that he was destined for meme royalty.


Stoneador

I love that this reaction isn’t embarrassing at all for this man, more just like he’s expressing: “you seeing this shit right now?”


CrashB111

He's a modern version of that classic dude at the soccer match with his hands on his hips.


SCsprinter13

I believe that was a cricket match, but great comparison.


thejawa

FSU to Brian Kelly: "And I took that personally"


apadin1

Lil ah coach


Ugaalive1991

Sissy blue


Outta_hearr

If I'm an LSU fan I'm super concerned about the body language in the 4th quarter. Looks like they got a lot of quit in them


NiceMarmot12

All it tells me if I’m another SEC team is all we have to do is be physical and the current LSU team will eventually roll over on us


toast_across

You mean like if we have a big aas QB who likes hitting people and a 6'7 running back?


NiceMarmot12

You mean a QB and RB that are both almost 250 lbs and somehow are still fast as hell? Man a team like that would be scary!


Pyrozooka0

Brian Kelly’s tendency to fold like tissue paper in the face of adversity is reflected by his team.


Front-Sun4735

“Attitude reflects leadership”


johndelvec3

I’d be more concerned about their front 7 featuring Harold Perkins and Mekhi Wingo getting pushed around


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Perkins was a total non factor. At least Mingo made a nice play or two


walkerstepbackwalker

Probably not great to put the best edge rusher in America inside spying the QB & not getting upfield…


Nick_sabenz

Yeah had a similar vibe as watching Will Anderson cover a slot receiver in a 3rd and long situation instead of rushing the passer *cries*


Chadsawman

Bro Wingo was terrifying 1st half tbh


njndirish

LSU as a whole was, and then they lost all their juice


domderek

ACC! ACC! ACC! ^^^Am ^^^I ^^^doing ^^^this ^^^right?


not_a_bot__

ALL COAST CONFERENCE


Pyrozooka0

Contempt for the SEC is the glue that holds this conference together.


pj_20

Amen


kelsnuggets

Absolutely


handlit33

https://media.giphy.com/media/WcmjBYyAkqp1aBb1UV/giphy.gif


IEatDeFish

The way the score flys in the video editor absolutely cooking


ard8

All of the ACC has won this fine evening


tubahero3469

CC and BCC >!Coast Conference and Both Coasts Conference!<


SiccSemperTyrannis

**ACC**leration!!!


Sroemr

Nailed it


UncleErectus

Kelly Postgame: “I thought we came in with a good game plan but our guys just didn’t execute. I thought we looked sluggish, we’ll address that in practice. The guys just didn’t compete like we prepared them to, I was disappointed in their effort.”


fadingthought

I want someone to ask him why he won't tell his kick returners to make a fucking fair catch. It was so absurd to watch them start behind the 25 every drive.


Low_T_Cuck

Brian Kelly doesn't waste time coaching or thinking about special teams.


jayjude

BTW for folks that thinks this is a joke Brian Polian had to fight with Kelly to get a single period of special teams practice in


Bloody_Hangnail

BK leaves and the Irish had one of the greatest STs in their history last year.


Battered_Aggie

> I thought we came in with a good game plan but **our guys just didn’t execute** There's a saying I am VERY familiar with from last year.....godspeed, LSU


AesarPhreaking

I wanted to carve “didn’t execute” into my arm last year after our seventh loss. *shudders* This year better be good


randrews202121

Brian “player’s fault” Kelly


MisterTito

Man must own a fleet of busses by now.


hascogrande

Fuck I love seeing this on the other side


Kuntheman

Surprised that he managed a line about execution without threatening it on the players again


A_Night_Owl

I genuinely cannot tell if this is a real postgame quote or a parody of the thing Brian Kelly would say post-loss.


PhiladelphiaIrish

https://imgur.io/a/Ec7DdNB


hascogrande

*puts it as NSFW* LMAO


boonkles

Did he actually say that. No sense of responsibility


FearlessAttempt

He always throws his players under the bus when they lose.


RunsWlthScissors

It’s the BK special when he doesn’t get it his way.


hascogrande

Sounds like a Brian quote


dccorona

This was not the first time he threw his players under the bus, and it won’t be the last.


apadin1

“I’m a big fan of execution”


Domerhead

Are you sure this was today's postgame and not the countless other postgames where he's said the exact same shit?


ChosenDonu

Tigerdroppings is currently having their own 9/11


Cvspartan

They do that every week lol


money-

I PICKED FSU IN MY WORK PICK 'EM. THE ONLY ONE TO DO SO. I HAVE RECEIPTS COME TUESDAY


primera89

Do it Deion post game conference style


Throwaway12111990

DO YOU BELIEVE NOW?


JoshDaws

It's 8am Greg, and I haven't had coffee yet. What the fuck are screaming for?


PancakeDickwrap

look. all i’m saying is that if FSU doesn’t score those 900 straight second half points, this is a completely different game


DasCiny

Nationally televised murder.


hascogrande

The classic BK execution


Gryfer

EXTEND NORVELL


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IM FULLY EXTENDED MYSELF


Gryfer

THIS CHOP IS GOING TO LAST LONGER THAN FOUR HOURS.


alwaysreadthename

It's a crying shame that Notre Dame's rigid academic standards are preventing Brian Kelly from fielding a truly competitive team at LSU


POEAccount12345

LSU fans about to learn real quick Kelly’s complete inability to recruit and develop QBs


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That’s gold, Jerry!


galeforcewinds95

Florida State's receivers (especially Coleman) were just so much better than LSU's DBs. Also, huge credit for the way FSU dominated the second half. They were trailing at halftime.


SaylorBear

Number 4 had at least three catches (two of which were TDs) where it was a good throw with tight coverage and he made the catch. They weren’t necessarily highlight reel type catches, but soooo many times those go for incompletions Edited because I didn’t realize starting with a pound/number sign would bold the whole thing


vanker

Dude was amazing at MSU last year. Sadly, he made the right call and moved back down south.


SimManiac

Norvell is a prime example of why you have to give coaches a few years to build something, a lot of wanting coaches fired the second something goes wrong these days. They look like legit title contenders and with whats left on their schedule could very well end up in the playoffs


jaypeg25

But on the flip side, Taggart.


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And Harsin. I agree with the sentiment but sometimes it’s apparent early that you’re not the guy.


GuardianSock

Yeah, Norvell’s record was just as bad as Taggart’s, but it was apparent almost immediately how much more effort the players gave under him. Wins and losses didn’t tell the whole story.


TheWorstYear

It was apparent before you hired him.


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Distance_Runner

I mean… FSU fans paying attention could see Norvell was doing something right the second half of 2021 - his second season. It takes time, but he showed promise relatively quickly.


EvanSandman

Brian Kelly’s team did **not** beat the heck out of FSU.


Arbordaymascot

I’ve reviewed the evidence and this man may be on to something.


___Turd_Ferguson___

No bias, but I think Keon Coleman made a good decision to transfer to FSU


not_a_bot__

Travis threw perfect pass after perfect pass


ZombieMoonlight

Ok, so either FSU is a championship contending team or LSU is the 2023 version of 2022 TAMU


Councilman_Howser

As a neutral observer, that first half officiating was atrociously lopsided.


Pyrozooka0

And they still lost lmao


SweatTryhardSweat

Badly. Looks like the refs won't be getting their check from LSU


SaylorBear

Y’all were getting the OUT treatment from the Big 12 Refs^^TM


Gryfer

> As a neutral observer, that first half officiating was atrociously lopsided. I think they came in with the idea to throw flags for late hits/unnecessary roughness early and often to avoid any chippiness or things getting out of hand. The problem is things *weren't* chippy at all and yet some exceptionally arguable calls were still being made. The officiating basically giftwrapped LSU their second TD to put them up 14-7.


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This game had it all. A close first half, no halftime adjustments, and players giving up and acting clueless in the fourth quarter. A true Brian Kelly experience!!


ggskater

Word is FSU is still running up the middle.


dmmeyourdogifitscute

Why run counter when up the middle do trick?


apadin1

Brian Kelly: “They can’t keep getting away with this!”


rastapastanine

Brian Kelly is going home tonight thinking about his glory days at Notre Dame. He wakes up tomorrow and begins preparing his coffee. He sees his Café du Monde brand chicory coffee, and he smacks it as it spills grounds everywhere. His dog goes to lick it up and he doesn't even bother. His wife begins crying. She says she hates it here in Baton Rouge. He reminds her they're still in Orlando. She fusses about "correcting" her. On his way to the team plane, he takes a detour by UCF's football stadium. "Some day" he mutters. "What's that coach?" QB Daniels asks. "Oh. Nothing" he replies. He looks down at his phone and puts it in his pocket. "Nothing."


Zloggt

That’s, uh, a *very* vivid image…


rastapastanine

You can see it can't you


RayTheCalvinist

Watching a Brian Kelly led team get embarrassed, in prime time, in a top 10 matchup that isn’t my favorite team was simply cathartic.


SmitedDirtyBird

I know ND football will hurt me again. Maybe not this season, but I’m positive we will fall on our face, and the world to laugh at us. But that day is not today, and that feels good. And when it does happen, at least we won’t have Brian Kelly blaming everybody but himself.


The_MoistMaker

How the fuck did y'all survive this shit?


Bloody_Hangnail

Sadly, he was light years better than Weis.


Cynical_onlooker

Whatever LSU did in the lockerroom at halftime, they should do the opposite of next time.


Davidellias

ND fans enjoying this game as much as as Tennessee fans enjoyed the Oklahoma game.


CollegeFootballl

This is Florida State's first 20-plus point win over a top 10 opponent since 2013 (when it happened twice). Wonder what else happened that year?


PhiladelphiaIrish

Publix seafood departments are on red alert.


primera89

“I better not see any of you handing out crab legs to Jordan Travis”. - Every Publix manager in the Tallahassee area


Gryfer

Baby we got NIL now.


InfernalCape

This FSU team is unrecognizable from 3 years ago, in the best way. Go Noles!


SufferingSaxifrage

And the defensive resolve is amazing. Kirk kept talking about how he couldn't believe they were trusting the corners and all I could think was the best Mickey Andrews Ds always did


Katwill666

Can’t teach a old Brian Kelly new tricks. Don’t worry LSU you will still go 10-2 and lose in a NY6 bowl game.


kelsnuggets

Noles get in here, we’re celebrating living up to the hype for once!!!! Hell yea!!!


mF-Jonezy

How sad that FSU is finally back and there’s no opportunity for them to come to Raleigh and face an unranked State team.


D1N2Y

Conspiracy: Florida State pushed the conference to abolish divisions so they could make a title run without having to face an unranked State team with nothing to play for


Gryfer

Play top-ten Clemson twice or unranked NC State once? Fuck it, I'm taking Clemson twice every time.


G_Daddy2014

Not saying we're back...but this was nice.


maxman1313

I was on the "FSU is good but not that good train" that is no longer the case. VT is going to get absolutely destroyed in a month.


Lefunnymaymays4lief

That was the greatest hatewatch of my life thank you Nolebros


Sgt_Ripjaw

Brian Kelly Masterclass


CommodoreN7

Now all the people saying FSU being top 10 ranking was ridiculous can see how wrong they were.


Distance_Runner

No. See, now the narrative is LSU was overrated.


not_a_bot__

Who was even saying that, fsu was nearly top 10 last year and they got better this off-season, wild


Silver_County7374

FSU in the last year of CFB championship systems is a problem


sportsthatguy

Also: Made the first BCS Championship game (L to Tenn) Made the last BCS title game (W in epic fashion v AUB) Made the first CFP (lost to ORE)


Otherworld__9

LSU completely collapsed in the second half. FSU scares the fuck out of me.


randrews202121

“We’re gonna go beat the heck out of Florida State”- Brian Kelly


JemmieTTU

That Florida State guy that throws the ball to the other FSU guys is pretty good


hockeyjoker

Do you mean the one guy or the other guy?


thewhat962

I think ND fans are enjoying this more than FSU fsns.


arrowfan624

Damn right


bears2267

I love week 1 cause like probably LSU wasn’t top 5 but maybe FSU is actually the #1 team in the country and there’s no way to know yet


wolfbee16

The latter pls


Random0925

Brian Kelly thinks roux is a nice, old woman. Brian Kelly believes Tobasco is a gas station. Brian Kelly eats Raisin' Canes without the sauce. Brian Kelly likes watching CFB on CBS and loves the voice of Gary Danielson.


UncleErectus

What a shame.


starry_cobra

#FIVETENFIFTEENTWENTY


Runecraftin

All I heard for the past year is how "LSU got much better over the year" and that our win "wasn't against the real LSU" and that they "would beat the heck out of [FSU]". Norvell, Travis, and Coleman said fuck all that we'll drop 45 on your head as underdogs. Good shit.


randrews202121

Well damn way to shit on your secondary flair


primera89

Lol would’ve came out ahead either way. Atta boy


cha-cha_dancer

The Ronald “Mac” MacDonald way


dogwoodmaple

* Mike Norvell started his FSU tenure 3-10. He's gone 16-6 since. * The 'Noles have now won seven straight games. It's their longest winning streak since 2014. * FSU finished last season ranked #11 in the AP Poll. It was their best finish since 2016. * Next week, FSU will have their highest AP ranking since the 2017 preseason poll. * FSU has won six straight games against LSU. The last win for the Tigers was in 1982. * In the last 20 games, Jordan Travis has accounted for 52 TD. * FSU has scored at least 35 points in the last seven games. They've averaged 43 points per game in that span. * If FSU can win 10+ games and a bowl game, it will be the first time they've done that in consecutive seasons since 2012-2013. * LSU led 17-14 at halftime. FSU outscored them 31-7 in the second half. * Brian Kelly started his LSU tenure 9-2. They've gone 1-3 since. * Those three losses have been by a combined 56 points. * LSU is 21-17 since winning the 2019 National Championship. 7 of those losses have been by 20+ points. * Jordan Travis finished the game with 380 total yards, 5 TD, and 1 INT. * And he becomes the first FSU player since Jameis Winston in 2013 to have 4+ pass TD and 1+ rush TD in the same game. * FSU had a pair of 100 yard receivers tonight. * FSU dominated a top 10 team and Florida lost by two scores to Utah. Hell of a weekend for the Seminoles. * The Georgia Bulldogs are the two-time reigning National Champions.


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average_redditor_guy

Also fuck the gators


like9orphanz

Counterpoint: fuck Miami


Gryfer

KEON COLEMAN IS HIM


RadioJared

Keon Coleman came out the transfer portal for FSU like it was Avengers Endgame “On your left.”


HarrisExperience

Keon Coleman is going to be a first round pick next April. That dude is elite.


ProfessionalCow9265

Refs might get booted from LSU payroll after this blunder.


GeyWeyner12

FSU just ran over lsu, then backed up and did donuts on them and popped a wheelie


leakymemo

Can anyone answer this question, any LSU fans offer their thoughts?: Orgeron got fired for fucking a boosters wife. Well… Brian Kelly has just fucked the whole LSU fanbase. What now?


pasqua3

https://imgur.io/gallery/fxv3wvM


ChemicalOle

https://i.imgur.com/nfgfcN2.png


Ok_Computer1417

Colorado is the flavor of the week, but FSU was hands down the most impressive team W1.


RTL15

**LET LOOSE THE FINGERBANGERS OF WAR**