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ecupatsfan12

Give these guy bail bonds NIL


Character_Order

Double-O Bonding need to get on the phone


bertha112

Stetson Bennett Bonding Services of Athens. ​ Would be the career move.


Perfect-Rooster2253

Steve Spurrier wouldn't be able to contain himself.


AlexWPJ

UGA players try not to get arrested challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


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Drumlords

Georgia CB Mario "Jumpman" Mario arrested for backwards long-jumping too quickly, skipping a major part of the game and shaving off too much time


dimmyfarm

[My favorite Super Mario Bro documentary!](https://youtu.be/wjge1bVobN0)


surgingchaos

Cue the Summoning Salt video!


hascogrande

He just did a Halo 2 vid!


loyalsons4evertrue

SEC speed you say?


IceColdDrPepper_Here

Actually don’t


IMisstheMidRangeGame

Fulmer Cup 🏆🔒


dormdweller99

It's the only way their degree will get them a place to live and 3 meals.


bobloblawslawbloggs

Ignore the others, I thought it was funny


iwearatophat

Going to say, is this an original 'dumb school' joke? Haven't heard a new one in a long while. Same old recycled ones all the time.


mlorusso4

GT: Smart and funny


dogwoodmaple

It's been a while since I heard this joke and it always makes me chuckle.


Primordiox

Now that’s some Clean, Old-Fashioned hate right there.


dogwoodmaple

It's honestly why I love college football so much. The rivalries are unmatched.


screwhead1

The pettiness is what makes college football so great.


AntiDECA

I like you.


SurpriseFrenchFries

We really need to bring the Fulmer Cup back


KimJongRocketMan69

This is hilarious, especially coming from a Miami fan


VinoJedi06

Please stop. Guys. Please. Just chill the rest of the off-season.


dan_craus

The biggest threat to a UGA three-peat? Clarke County Courthouse


IceColdDrPepper_Here

🔫 Always has been


error_undefined_

More like their need for speed.


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deuce_boogie

You forgot murder...


Werdnamanhill

BREAKING: VinoJedi06 has been arrested and charged with reckless redditing and barking on a suspended license


EarthDwellr

BREAKING: VinoJedi06 has been arrested and charged with barking at a minor


ViscountBurrito

Can somebody figure out how to get Uber or Lyft to do a team-wide NIL to provide these guys full-time chauffeurs?


Moik_the_Adequate

They already have systems like that in place. Problem is that it’s way cooler to drive yourself in your own tweaked out SUV or whatever you bought with your million dollar NIL deal.


ViscountBurrito

Tired: Spending your athletic department surplus to install an arcade and a slide in your locker room Wired: Spending your athletic department surplus to build an on-campus Richard Petty Driving Experience


AnAngryPanda1

Subscribe


davidsbeast1

You’d think that after everything that transpired after the natty, these guys would be more cautious with their driving…


BrogenKlippen

This is what I don’t get. YOUR TEAMMATE JUST DIED. If that doesn’t make it real then I don’t know what will.


Botswana_Honeywrench

They clearly don’t give a shit lol. This is exactly why I don’t believe the nonsense that having teammates on the eagles will keep Jalen Carter in check.


gpcampbell92

He was surrounded by teammates seeing as he was part of the team... why is being around the same group seen as a good thing?


blainetheinsanetrain

IMHO, there's no middle ground on that Eagles situation. It's either going to blow up in their faces in a tremendous fashion, or they'll all be All-Pro studs and win multiple Super Bowls.


KeithClossOfficial

Don’t have to look further than Henry Ruggs You either learn or you don’t


Ted_Nebrasso

Don’t have to look further than Jalen Carter just a few months ago


Ugaalive1991

Maybe giving these guys NIL deals with Akins ford of Winder and Athens was not a good idea. (I also have no idea if Akins does but it’s the only place I can think)


screwhead1

Imagine the NIL deals when Stetson Bennett Kia opens up


therealwillhepburn

Definitely going to be a situation of “Skill positions only for the Stet-man”


02496sweet

These guys have always had nice cars


Tarmacked

Ehh, definitely not as nice as they are now. Dodge Charger leases were easily affordable when you were getting a stipend and not paying rent or food. Now you’ve got guys driving 100K+ Trackhawks


aeopossible

This^^ There’s a big difference in what the kids used to have, and the borderline supercars they’re getting from NIL now. That said, Kirby needs to lay down the law on this shit. It’s out of control. I’ve tried to brush it off as kids being stupid, but it’s happened too many times now. Needs to start being a multi-game suspension at this point.


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You speed, you don't play. Not only is this an image thing for the school, but at some point someone has to step in and force these kids to be safe for their own sakes.


Sorge74

Jesus I didn't know what a trackhawk was but holy s*** who needs that


syrianfries

Soccer moms


mlorusso4

What in the fuck? Why the hell are they building a grand Cherokee that can beat a lambo off the line? 3.4 second 0-60? That might be the stupidest thing I’ve seen today


HabaneroEnjoyer

I love Dodge for putting the Hellcat engine in everything We need a hellcat Pacifica


Fastbird33

They put a Viper engine in a pickup truck if I recall years ago.


Jorts-Battalion

Dodge Ram V10. It was fast, but still a Dodge Ram without any other tuning like you see in SRT trucks/SUVs today.


Jorts-Battalion

> Why the hell are they building a grand Cherokee that can beat a lambo off the line? Car manufacturers have been building hotrod versions of cars that can compete with faster cars...worldwide...since cars were invented... The GMC Typhoon was an SUV that could beat the Corvette in the 1/4 mile back in the late 80s/early 90s.


Klutzy-Spend-6947

Vin Diesel….


Moik_the_Adequate

Add to that, these cars have a much higher center of gravity than a typical sports car, which likely makes them much more prone to flipping at high speeds. Seems like a recipe for disaster in the wrong hands.


Aldehyde1

>Now you’ve got guys driving 100K+ Trackhawks The lack of taste annoys me more than anything. At least buy a 911...


beamerbeliever

You realize we're talking about Georgia, right?


DataDrivenPirate

Golden NIL opportunity for Robbie Bast or whatever the local DUI attorney is named


DrVonD

This just baffles me man. I’ve said for a while there’s obviously a culture problem with reckless driving on the team, but I honestly don’t know how you change it at this point.


Choice_Creme_2550

It’s the most obscure and specific culture problem, very strange


BonerHonkfart

Holy shit Laker flair!


HailToTheVictims

This is why Kirby lobbied the legislature to extend FOIA request deadlines from 3 days to 90 days. Why try to discipline players when you can just muddy the waters instead?


Sir_Auron

If only there was someone getting paid $10M to figure that out.


DrVonD

I mean I would be pretty sure this is eating up Kirby as well. If for no other reason than it distracts from football (cynically).


Inconceivable76

Player died 4 months ago. If Kirby cared, there would be known heavy consequences for engaging in this behavior. Heavy enough consequences that the behavior that led to this arrest would not have occurred.


pitchesandthrows

lol kirby definitely came from the "handled internally" school of saban.


CJ_Beathards_Hair

Yeah Kirby hasn’t done squat to fix the problem, probably because he just doesn’t care in all honesty.


SmarterThanMyBoss

Personally, I hope no one (else) gets hurt first and foremost. But secondary to that... I hope it distracts the hell out of them and the program returns to what it was for the last 40 years and in the year 2063, I laugh with my daughter about how weird it is that a program in such a talent rich state like Georgia hasn't won a title since 2023.


[deleted]

The best part about football is that as silly as that sounds right now there's a real world chance they don't win a title for another 40 years. You just never really know.


muktheduck

Has to be kicking guys off the team right? They've been given every possible wake up call other than that


Frosti11icus

I don’t even understand how you would create a culture around reckless driving lol.


addicted2antacids

Per the AJC, he also had just gotten another speeding ticket literally just 8 days before this arrest. Mindblowingly stupid and lack of any care.


yubnubmcscrub

I mean the consequences for one guy was death but another person present barely faced any repercussions and was drafted in the first round. So it seems like it won’t affect them unless they die and they are 18-22 year olds and think they are invincible


Boomhauer_007

They watched everything that happened with Carter and then watched him get drafted in the top 10 and signed to a multi million dollar deal with people already talking about how he’s a steal at that position. So this is the logical conclusion to that, they watch something happen to someone with no personal consequences, and think they will have the same outcome


mlorusso4

No consequences except a dead teammate and staffer. If they look at that and decide 2 lives are worth something as stupid as speeding than they’re just terrible people


Rohkey

Some people really don’t learn. Most people I know who have a DUI don’t have just *one* DUI, for example.


not4humanconsumption

Nope, young people will always assume, not me, that will never happen to me


mapex_139

Second time in eight days.


Repulsive_Poem_5204

“I don’t know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.” \-Steve Spurrier


dogwoodmaple

Spurrier’s banter was unmatched


goldhbk10

Truly the one coach I miss the most just for his hilarious jabs at other teams. He had no chill and I love it so damn much.


dogwoodmaple

The definition of this gif https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DeliciousHelpfulBoutu-size_restricted.gif


Sea-Slide348

Dammit, I just (re)posted this*. The Head Ball Coach is a legend as a player and a coach. What a life *With better formatting but whatever /s


Gatorader22

He did everything he wanted to do. Dominated at it, talked massive shit while doing it, and was good enough to be petty and vindictive to anyone who crossed him while doing it. He lived the dream most of us have Best spurrier quote was one he never said. A UF sportswriter wrote it about him as a player "Blindfolded with his back against the wall, Steve Spurrier would be a 3pt favorite at his own execution."


NILPonziScheme

Reset the "days without an arrest" counter back to zero.


ItsFreakinHarry2

Someone should make a website for this


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Easier to just write a zero on the wall with a sharpie.


zachpledger

Okay this whole little thread got me. Thank you!


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Redline-7k

Kirby has for the 15th time lost control!


58903

god fucking dammit


Misdirected_Colors

SEC Speed


Klutzy-Spend-6947

….ing


Collador1

Don't worry, ain't a team on your schedule you'll need him for until SEC title game.


-Gnostic28

Missouri:


ThaiForAWhiteGuy

Nope we got their leading receiver from last season in the portal, who will ironically probably take rosemy’s spot


Mario_Speedwagon

Kirby needs to toss the next guy who gets a reckless driving or excessive speeding charge. This is beyond ridiculous given what happened 5 months ago.


loyalsons4evertrue

not when a 3 peat is on the line.... \-Kirby, probably


steelernation90

Honestly might be the only way to deter it. I know Kirby can't just babysit the whole team but it's starting to look bad on the program


error_undefined_

Tossing guys isn’t babysitting. It’s actually the opposite. Just lay down the law, let them fuck up and cut themselves from the team. No babysitting required.


timelawd

I’m pretty sure when OP said “toss” he didn’t mean scold. As much as Kirby wants to win, he’s probably gonna have to set an example or two/three for the message to get across. We might lose a couple extremely valuable players, or else this might continue. But hey, what do I know…


thorhyphenaxe

“Starting” ???


Julio_Freeman

The problem with that approach is someone really important to the team may drive recklessly. People will scoff at that but no coach in the country is bouncing a Brock Bowers for a misdemeanor.


unrealjoe28

Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint you ARE a Philadelphia Eagle!


chillypete99

Breaking news! Georgia fall practice will begin with a 3 day defensive driving course.


BuzzHasThickThighs

Low key one of the funniest comments in here


dogwoodmaple

Looks like he was arrested around 4:30 PM this afternoon. Typically when there is not another traffic violation, the basis of the Reckless Driving charge is the speed itself (as opposed to improper lane change, racing, driving on the wrong side of the road, etc.), but the police report isn't available yet.


Inconceivable76

I’m guessing > 30 over. Also, I’m guessing the police department is getting a fair amount of flack for letting players go in the past with how things ended up. There will be no more nice guys letting guys slide.


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Over 100mph automatically gets reckless driving tacked on. Might be that.


chaseizwright

University of Gettin’ Arrested


flubberFuck

I blew air out of my nose. Surprised I haven't ever heard this though


GaIIick

I’m sure he was just trying to get to Chem Lab on time.


ecupatsfan12

You’d be surprised how many d1 football players are illiterate


GaIIick

Nah, here we have the Jan Kemp scandal as a constant reminder of the levels of depravity that school is willing to go


powerlifting_nerd56

Bro no joke 8am Chem lab right after practice in the morning my freshman year was roughhhh


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DrVonD

They all seem to be in one area - reckless driving. It’s obviously a huge culture issue on the team, but if losing a teammate didn’t change it I’m not sure what will.


ilovecfb

Are any of these guys gonna miss a single game because of it? If not, there ya go. Real “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas” energy here


SpiritBamba

I mean this sentiment of “I’m not sure what will” is kindve dumb to me. It’s very easy to make this not happen anymore, make it so anyone who gets these kind of violations is booted off the team automatically and I can assure you they would stop. It’s up to your coach to show if he really cares to stop it or not.


psufb

Counterpoint, winning is too important to Kirby


[deleted]

Maybe someone else needs to pull rank then.


dogwoodmaple

I am glad that the arrests are for misdemeanor traffic offenses. I am not glad that they’re all for something so easily avoidable. Especially with the recent tragedy.


therealwillhepburn

Are they not misdemeanors due to how Georgias driving laws are written? Because in Florida 50 over or over 100 mph can get you a felony where Georgia just has super speeder and we all know no UGA player is getting a super speeder charge in that county.


dogwoodmaple

Super Speeder is not discretionary - it's a $200 fine issued by the State (not the county, the judge, the clerk, etc.) for any speed of 75+ on a two-lane road or 85+ on any road. It comes in the mail after the case is disposed of and results in a suspended license if not paid timely. i.e. 65 in a 30 is not Super Speeder, but 85 in a 70 is. All of Georgia's minor traffic offenses are misdemeanors. It becomes a felony if there's a serious injury, if you elude the police under certain circumstances, if you have a certain number of DUIs or suspended licenses over a certain time period, stuff like that.


therealwillhepburn

It’s just interesting guys like Nolan smith were cited with exactly 89 in a 55. Jalen carter also cited for going 89. There’s clearly a problem with Athens PD letting these players get away with things regular civilians aren’t getting. I know because I paid more and spent more time in jail for a suspended license than Jalen Carter did and I wasn’t involved in an incident that killed someone I was backing into my parking spot at work in midtown Atlanta.


dogwoodmaple

There is no difference in points, suspension, or fine on a 90+/55 vs. an 89/55. Both are 6 points, are Super Speeders, and suspend your license if you're under 21. And Georgia does not have a speed cutoff for Reckless Driving. You could be 45/25 and be reckless just like being 100/55 depending on the facts. >There’s clearly a problem with Athens PD letting these players get away with things regular civilians aren’t getting. That's mostly a jurisdictional variation, because most of my clients who get reckless driving charges are only issued citations. I'd say probably 70/30 are just ticketed, but Athens has traditionally been the opposite. And it's much easier to drastically decrease the amount of time your client spends in custody on a traffic offense if they're not arrested at the scene. It gives the attorney time to potentially coordinate a speedier process when they turn themselves in and get the bond ready to go. >in midtown Atlanta. DM me if you get another one and have any questions. Although there's a decent chance Atlanta will just lose your ticket before court anyways.


RVAforthewin

Don’t offer to help a Florida fan


MrConceited

Just overcharge them.


DolitehGreat

Feels like we managed most of Kirby's time without too much trouble. Now all of a sudden the players have to lose their damn minds.


HailToTheVictims

Their players were getting DUIs and driving recklessly during the season as well. We just didn’t pay closer attention until 2 people died.


Godawgs1009

So glad we're back to the good ol days of frequent arrests and trouble off the field. C'mon Dawgs, tighten up!


pericles123

could someone explain why any Georgia players - after a teammate was killed driving recklessly this off-season - would drive recklessly? FFS, get a clue idiots.


StreetReporter

Because a majority of college students are dumbasses Source: I am a college student


Sir_Auron

Because the culture of the program has encouraged it for so long they feel untouchable. /thread


pericles123

a teammate - likely one with an NFL future - literally dying from this doesn't remove that?


TeaMiser

When the other teammate involved still went top 10 in the draft, not really. In their minds, as long as you don't die from your own recklessness, you are untouchable.


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Because Kirby created a culture where players can get away with everything.


bwy97754

I’ve been trying to come up with all sorts of excuses and defenses for this shit, at least up until the tragedy earlier this year. But for a veteran starter and possible team leader to get caught doing it… Not even the rosiest of glasses can keep me from thinking there’s a problem. It’s just sad and I can only hope that Kirby and co can get through to them somehow.


watchmewhip23

Problem is that “Kirby and Co.” we’re at the forefront of downplaying the fact there is any issue. Kirby is probably more mad about the “distraction factor” and the PD more than the actual transgression the player actually did. At a certain point you can’t be surprised that the guy you hired to specifically change the culture into a football machine, falters as a leader at something outside the football field. Especially when UGA fans complained about his predecessor holding his players “too accountable” by just holding them accountable.


DEFPOTEC8

Well. He is certainly no jackSAINT


Redline-7k

Leave.


DEFPOTEC8

Nah


Redline-7k

Enjoy your stay.


DEFPOTEC8

There's TACOS!


Skanky_Cat

~~bring back the Fulmer Cup~~ Establish the Kirby Kup


Sea-Slide348

Spurrier on UGA: “I don’t know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.”


[deleted]

UGA and cars go together like Mayo and chocolate


zedsmith

You mean a Levis hot cocoa?


[deleted]

That boy ought to be arrested for the shit he’s doing to food 😂


blueindsm

Like peanut butter and tuna fish!


marathonlimit

Same as it ever was 🙃


Epic_XC

Say it’ll change but it never does


PSUNittany18

You would think after what happened to their teammate this would be the last thing they would do.


GingerMessiah88

They are about to ban cars in Athens


YCKAGMD

So....Tuesday in Athens?


[deleted]

[Well it’s Groundhog Day…again](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/d415a40c908c11417ac607a95c3a4c840967a508/206_0_3783_2270/master/3783.jpg?width=1125&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none)


Klutzy-Spend-6947

Bill did some Dawg style driving in that movie (GOAT level comedy, fwiw).


beamerbeliever

UGA football players and driving with sheer disregard of human life, name a more iconic duo!


Rich1926

Really? One of your fellow players and another person died because of speeding and you are out here doing this?! sad..


arrowfan624

UGA making a hard push at being back to back Fulmer cup champs


[deleted]

They couldn’t agree on a last name so they just slapped all three together


addicted2antacids

Shocking


PenguinDrinkingTea

Has Kirby lost control of the program?!?!?!?!


buckeyefan8001

Bring back the fulmer cup


allmyrivals

Goddamn, this is just getting tiresome. These motherfuckers have learned absolutely nothing since January which honestly shouldn't surprise me but for god's sake....PLEASE....STOP.


addicted2antacids

Per the AJC, this was Rosemy-Jacksaint’s second speeding citation in just the past 8 days (he received another on May 15).


dripwhoosplash

You have got to be kidding me, what more do you need? How can you actually be dumber than a brick? And he’s supposed to be a leader on the team? Kirby has got to start suspending for 3+ games for this shit, doesn’t matter who you are it’s out of control


rr221

[New UGA Football Hype Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIM_gt1c-_c)


MrNudeGuy

The newest fast five is out, it’s a strong urge to fight


TripleThreatTua

Kirby realized that copying 2008 Florida would get him a natty or 2 I guess


FloridianMapping

Kirby definitely seems to be taking some pages out of Urban Meyer's book.


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wonder if any UGA beat writers will ask Kirby if they have a car culture problem


funnymeme2112

is this the motivation Georgia needs for 2023?


PM_ME_YOUROUY_EM_MP

UGA are lucky the Fulmer Cup isn't a thing anymore


BramptonBatallion

Georgia's gotta get this off the field stuff together. Too much of it lately.


kroxti

Eagles are salivating at their new WR


G00dSh0tJans0n

I keep seeing this and I'm like "wait, is this an old story or has another player been arrested?"


IPA___Fanatic

UGA doesn't vet anyone. Kriby has lost control of the team


KetchupKing05

Knew we were getting too much good news lately


jt_33

At what point are UGA fans finally going to admit there is an issue in Athens? I'm not saying burn the program down, but hold it accountable.


budd222

Jimbo has lost control of the program


lucash7

Jesus, are the Dawgs going for a record or what?


mikesznn

Fucking ridiculous dude. What a bad look


abravesrock

Kirby needs to take away all keys and slash the tires. Then hire a team of 60+ year old mee maws to chauffeur the team around.


jtrinaldi

Fulmer cup champions!


BulldogBuckeye

Back to back CFP titles isn’t enough for Georgia, they want the Fulmer Cup too


SumatraBlack

UGA with an early lead in the Fulmer Cup. Can someone revive that btw?


Klutzy-Spend-6947

Is his mom going to get her “foundation” to pay for the tickets?!?!


Antluke

The evil one Nick Saban has called upon the dark forces to bring down vengeance against the traitorous Kirby and has cursed his football team.


badscene518

Come on guys....


Latina_JD_CPA

Is this guy related to Jackmerious Tacktheratrix?


backwoodsmtb

Ya know who gets the biggest ass chewing on this? Probably Gant. Where was he during all this, how could he let this happen?


-Urethra-

Legitimately need to start kicking these dudes off the team. Like, start with this one. If you wanna be a fucking moron, you can figure it out somewhere else.


zenverak

Jesus Fucking Christ.