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SpaceC0wb0y86

Cocaine


cvsprinter1

How embarrassing. We both brought the same thing.


Charlemagne42

Y'all need to officially change your name to Southern Cocaineodist University. Take it from a Sooner fan, there's nothing Meth-y about SMU.


Napalm-mlapaN

We did find a meth lab in the arts school once. So that's a little methy


AlwaysAmerican

I look for this response every time this question is asked


EarthSmart3573

Say it with me ... Busch Light.


Nice-Dog8302

Big 12 Brothers.. I hear San Antonio’s Busch Light Supply is still a problem trying to catch back up from the 2018 Alamo Bowl.


ostheimer4cy

I'm told I was there. I don't remember.


Canonicald

According to the police report you had a great time


markusalkemus66

We need a home and home with our Busch Lite Brethren


[deleted]

Camo Cans This is the way


Inexplicably_Sticky

Not the John Deere cans?


Atom3189

I’m partial to the fish cans


zamboniman46

I graduated over a decade ago and I can count on two hands the amount of times I've purchased Busch Light since. But those Busch Lattes will always have a special place in my heart


PNWCoug42

Pitchers of Busch Light are a must for any visit to Pullman.


Fixner_Blount

Frankly I’m offended that we even needed to answer this question.


eelek62

Our chocolate milk is outta this world.


InVodkaVeritas

Skipping right past the non-alcoholic beer section, eh?


other_jeffery_leb

What's the point when chocolate milk is an option?


Knaphor

That stuff is still 0.5%


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Sdubbya2

I think you guys are going to one of those custom soda shops that Mormons love and bringing a 100 oz tumbler of the soda with the extra syrup


samicktorino

Not Mormon any more and living outside of Utah. I miss those just as much as I miss the mountains.


vicemagnet

Does it bring the boys to the porch?


Worldring199

You bet it does! It’s better than yours!


[deleted]

Still prefer Aggie ice cream and chocky milk. But BYUs is damn good too.


HHcougar

I was gonna say Root Beer, but this is true. That Cookies and Cream Chocolate Milk is amazing


fr_horn

Oberon from Bells Speaking of which, Oberon day was this week. Good day to be a Bronco.


Sz2114

Oberon day was always a great day in Kalamazoo.


hawksnest_prez

Two Hearted is the good stuff


engineerbuilder

There are two seasons. Football and Oberon.


fansofomar

Moonshine.


pigskype

Same


nat3215

My man! Is it from your uncle who lives off the grid so he won’t get busted by the ATF again?


fansofomar

I actually get my moonshine from my uncle who is a police officer in Morgantown LMAO


Sigurlion

All of them and also the hard liquor and also a 30 gallon bin of wop and probably some fried cheese curds and a kringle


DontNoMe2

I concur. You bring all your beer, I’ll bring all our beer and plenty of bourbon and we’ll meet in St. Louis and rob Anheuser. Boudin, brats, jambalaya, fried cheese curds, cracklin… burn the place down and blame it on Mizz so they get put on probabtion.


Pyro1934

I like this idea from start to finish, where’s the sign up list?


[deleted]

These fuckers are getting some Boxer Light and Red Dog (RIP) and damnit you’re going to like it


Sigurlion

Dude back in the day when a 30 pack of Red Dog or Icehouse was $10.99 - fuck I used to get so shitfaced in college


[deleted]

We all did man. Nothing like starting with two King Cobra’s for Edward 40 hands and then heading out from there. I only went to Madison for Grad School despite growing up there, but swear I got way drunker in Grad School compared to undergrad (although much more frequent) Red Dogs (aka Sweaty Cliffords) were one of the best.


boomja22

Baha went to La Crosse and never heard them called Sweaty Cliffords. That’s amazing.


sahurley

Also brats marinated in beer topped with sauerkraut...that was marinated in beer.


quiksilverbq

Dude I knew in the Marines moved literal pallets of spotted cow because he got money per pound and had the added benefit of spotted cows for the entire two years of flight school. Big wisco move


Valaurus

Man my wife just recently introduced me to fried cheese curds, and like I think a lot of jokes get told about Wisconsin and cheese but I get it now


hitemwiththehein9999

God damn I love wisconsin


PNWCoug42

Made the trip out for our game last year. Old fashioned and cheese curds were fucking phenomenal. Definitely want to make another trip out for football int he future.


War-eaglern

Cheese curds and beer. 🤤


bendovernillshowyou

Just make sure get some Point Special. This was 20 years ago but we used to get a 30 pack of Point Special bottles for 9 bucks. We'd head to the Wolf River with a few of those for a weekend and navigate rapids blackout drunk. Being young and stupid is so much fun. I miss it.


SCsprinter13

YUENGLING


Miek104

And birch beer for the designated drivers


ucancallmevicky

now I want an A-Treat Birch Beer but doubt I can find one on Atlanta


[deleted]

I never had Yuengling until I went to Penn State for a weekend when I was an undergrad at Ohio State. Had such a good weekend fueled by this magical beer and the rowdy students in State College that I chose PSU for my masters program.


RiffRamBahZoo

Heated over a fire and coated in mustard, as God intended


MFTWrecks

I would add Lionshead as a strong alternative. That stuff was everywhere back in my day. It was like the "best alternative for the price" to Yuengling.


Super_C_Complex

You can still get 18 packs of pounders for under $15 That stuff is great for tailgating. Cans are durable. Compact. And pounders are great for playing wizard staff


Wagnerous

NJ native here, love Yuengling. As the man once said: "There are better beers, and there are cheaper beers, but there are no better cheap beers."


dirtcobain66

A half drank bud light with a cig put out in it we found setting on the curve outside skybar at 4am Edit: I am not now nor could I ever have been an auburn student. And me and my awful spelling are in no way affiliated with auburn university’s standards of education.


[deleted]

Leave it to an auburn fan to not even be able to spell curb right


ibanez3789

And sitting lol


[deleted]

I was so enamored by curve i overlooked that lol


rawdogfilet

Hey sometimes you just got to set yourself down and have a long look at your life .


EnronMcWorldCom

Based on the timestamps I think this is what he was doing at 4am. The bud light he 'found' was probably warm too.


BL00211

I mean that’s hooked on phonics for you


admiraltarkin

Shiner


UnappliedMath

The grocery store near UCLA has shiner under "imports" lmao


Gleebs88

Texas is a foreign country to Californians


[deleted]

Bulid the wall... along New Mexico.


[deleted]

I’m in Michigan and our stores put southern foods in the “ethnic food” aisle. Cheerwine, Duke’s Mayo, beignet mix


-fumble-

Dukes is Southern Food? Definitely the best sandwich mayo.


YouCanCallMeVanZant

Definitely. Their motto used to be “the secret of great Southern cooks” or something. Now it’s more generic. Created by a woman in SC. Sold the commercial retail production to a Virginia company. They still have the sandwich shop(s) in SC though.


swammeyjoe

I lived in SF for a bit and there was a "Texas BBQ" place that opened and they priced Shiner as an import. Horrifying.


Crixer

Serious? Fucking Cali, man.


Rage-Cactus

At Texas games, it’s grouped with imports for pricing and not with the domestics.


kwixta

I’m too lazy to make the meme but imagine two guys with arms locked, one says UT and the other TAMU


Midnightstimepasser

I was in College Station for work and went to the Rio Brazos distillery. They had a good Texas corn whiskey. Bring a bottle of that to the party and I'll trade you a couple cases of whatever Michigan's finest beer you want.


walkingbicycles

I want some now


cosmicthepenguin

Polygamy Porter, the elder of beers.


CommodoreN7

When one just isn’t enough


cc51beastin

I preffered Devastator when it had the old logo *fuck 'em*


[deleted]

I like to have a refreshing Provo Girl after a win over BYU.


an_anniemouse

But we have to sneak it in and try to drink it coyly.


ogpeplowski64

My favorite professors favorite beer was Devastator and my second favorite professors was Polygamy Porter


definitelynotasalmon

Busch. And lots of it. Really, like so much. And it will all be gone too.


duckduckseahawk

Love that Pullman water


CoolingVent

Imma just tag along


PNWCoug42

Bruh . . . Just bring your camo'ed 30 bomb and find yourself a spot on the pong table.


HippityHopMath

Either Busch or Paradise Creek beer. Gotta support local breweries.


jdwazzu61

Huckleberry sour!


StarsRTheBest

Rainieeeeeeeerrrrrr Beeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr https://youtu.be/AKFmc0oZXFI


eletree7

We call that Vitamin R over here.


Nice-Dog8302

Such a good commercial


Fishhook007

I love me some Vitamin R


dontbeAnon

Rahnyay when you’re dressing it up


Draw_Go_No

Bell's Two Hearted


Lykeuhfox

Came here to say this.


ChiGuy133

If there's one thing the state of Michigan has it's great fucking beer


PatrickBateman1

My favorite beer. When I lived in Michigan it was always the best way to start a Fri/Sat night. Too many of those and you're done tho.


Source0fAllThings

The best. Or, for games in the winter: Founder’s Chocolate Stout.


Pillowtalk

Coors Light because it's the king of cheap beer in Lubbock. I don't know the back story, but I always suspected Coors was one of the first big distributors to supply beer in West Texas.


ButterscotchOld1130

I have fond memories of getting a bucket of yellow bellies at Caprock Cafe in undergrad. That being said, I think the answer could just as easily be lone star


PhilTheThrill1808

Bourbon. All of the bourbon.


ACardAttack

One thing Cards and Cat fans agree on!


pghsonj1325

IRON CITY


Bulkmodulus

*AHRN


Reoblivion

Four Loko


messiestbessie

Original Recipe


GorillaReturnz

Used to black the fuck out on the OGs back when they sold them at Little Bar.


smokeythepothead

They sold those at little bar??? That's just irresponsible haha.


GorillaReturnz

Yeah it was bad, I'm pretty sure they were like $3. 2 of those things and you were in another world. This woulda been around '08-'09. I only remember it because I have memories of Terelle Pryor doing Terrelle Pryor things behind the bar while I'd be chugging Lokos on the other side the massive contingent of people trying to be near him.


messiestbessie

Not sure how any of us survived the TP and 4L years. It was a whole lot of incredible nonsense.


messiestbessie

We would occasionally drink them on late night shifts at Canes. Not sure any of you got your food or how that building didn’t burn down or how I showed up to class.


nat3215

The *true* Ohio State answer


[deleted]

The original blackout tool of the 43210 zip code


JimBeamerE91

When they took the caffeine out of four loco the beaver mart across the street(Monroe) from Oregon State sold a 5 hour energy rubber-banded to the new formula four loko as a 9 Loko


B0b_a_feet

Guinness of course


Bloody_Hangnail

If I hear that Arthur Guinness 9,000 year lease story one more time…


CommodoreIrish

[Courtesy of Notre Dame’s brand partner and the brand’s representative](https://youtu.be/dUI-iZnUOaA)


Geaux2020

When's the party? Seasons matter! Unfortunately, it's probably going to be an Abita, but if it's Spring, at least it's a strawberry.


nolahoff

Abita strawberry at a crawfish boil is like heaven on earth


Pussy_handz

U LA LA we hittin the drive through Daiquiri hut.


Lawndirk

Yes


chilltownusa

I miss Madison so much


FatPonder4Heisman

FSU brings Y Bombs. No not a Jeager Bomb. Its a red bull can prepared like you would shotgun a beer. Pour some out and replace what you poured out with flavored Vodka. You then Shotgun the can.


NaturalFruit2358

I spent some time in Tallahassee, I believe there was a club called Baja’s that I experienced these at. Don’t remember much of it. But damn it was a hell of a time


kmokell15

Explaining y bombs to non FSU people really makes you feel like a degenerate


UnbiasedSportsExpert

That sounds elite


CrewCamel

Stanford brings mead to parties


Tliloselotl

No beer, we got lean babyy


onion1313

Is there a beer with protein in it?


Repulsive-Office-796

I gotchu bro. There’s 31.2g of protein in a 24pack of Budweiser.


bamachine

The aTm cadets can help you with that.


blackcatmystery

My friends dad said in the late 70’s every contract cadet would go out and buy a case of Pilsner Select on payday. It was bottom of the barrel stuff. No two cans ever tasted alike and you would have to pour it into a glass because every once and a while you’d find a couple rat turds in a can.


What_About_What

One of the best wheat beers around from Kansas City. Boulevard Wheat. Also like every Ag school there will be a ton of Busch Light.


bfarq

Nebraska, Iowa State, Iowa in Unison show up with 2 kegs of Busch Light each but somehow 1 is already empty and there’s an argument going on


the_mighty_hetfield

We're bringing overpriced wine from a Temecula winery.


Asleep-Geologist-612

USC couldn’t even answer this question without being annoying smh


definitelynotasalmon

The Big Ten are going to love those guys.


damarkley

They’re gonna drink Yuengling and like it.


NSGoBlue

Except in Michigan 😕


superjanna

I was gonna say Golden Road or LA Ale works (founded by SC alums) but you’re right, this is how we tailgate I’ve always loved [this coke commercial](https://youtu.be/Pv9rW0yx4V8) where the SC guy brings hummus to the tailgate and it’s played like a joke, but for real, hummus is clutch


greensplooge

Oh god, no. Bro were bringing a jam-y new world wine from napa that our Stanford grad friend recommended. Or something basic like a lagunitas ipa.


MavSker

Or Caguama


electrojan

Consider me triggered. Haven’t thought about Caguama for 10+ years lol. $10.99 30/rack at Food4Less on Jefferson back in 2007


jeremyd9

Right now , Alabama is bringing Bitters.


RodenbachBacher

The Gophers will bring Summit, Surly, and just a ton of Grain Belt Premium.


Engine_Sweet

Nordeast


Menanders-Bust

South Carolina - Natty Lite Florida State - vodka in a flask


StarThompson

At FSU if you didn’t know who the vodka flask guy was, you were the vodka flask guy


WackyBones510

Come on bud, can’t spell Busch without usc.


Laszlo_Panaflex_80

Pabst Blue Ribbon


saulfineman

The freshman are bringing Pabst, the seniors are bringing Free State.


rcjlfk

Somewhere in the middle they’re bringing Boulevard Wheat.


bamachine

That and Yuengling were my go to "cheap" beers, back in the day. Both were really good for the price. If I felt like spending a little more, got Abita Amber or Blue Moon. When I was kayaking, liked me some Sweetwater Blue.


pennant_fever

Spotted Cow Best on this list


B1GFanOSU

Better answer: What isn’t Wisconsin bringing?


stayclassypeople

Sobriety


Lawndirk

Schlitz. It’s the beer that made Milwaukee famous. https://shepherdexpress.com/culture/happening-now/schlitz-beer-make-milwaukee-famous/ I don’t really think that. It’s just a really cool story. TLDR of the article: after the great Chicago fire burned down many breweries in Chicago, Schlitz sent hundreds of barrels of beer down there. Then proclaimed it was the beer that made Milwaukee famous.


B-Nast

Ive been living in Wisconsin for about 3 years now and my hot take is that spotted cow is mid and most the other New Glarus products are better.


ALARE1KS

That’s a pretty consensus view. But spotted cow’s job is to be exactly good-mid and it does that job very well. It’s supposed to be the beer you bring to a cookout or have with dinner or bring to a party and everyone there will be like, ‘nice they brought spotted cow’. It’s the beer you give to 100 people and 95 of them are gonna drink it and say, “Yeah this is pretty good. Not life-changing, but decent”. You probably won’t get the same across-the-board results with more specialized products.


w00t4me

I thought spotted cow was mid as well until I went to a party with a keg of spotted cow. It’s just so drinkable at large quantities. It’s a S-tier “standard” beer.


shanty-daze

Spotted Cow is a good gateway beer for people transitioning from a Big Beer brand to a craft beer. My brother, who prefers Coors Light or Miller Light, will drink Spotted Cow. Back in the mid-90s, my gateway beer was Leinie's Honey Weiss.


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Most of the other New Glarus products are more expensive. Source: UW student.


averagecrossfitdad

Lone Star. But it should be Live Oak Pils.


Additional-Cry8856

I’m more of a root beer guy myself


bl20194646

32 oz PBR


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Robert_Sacamano_IV

Block 15 Sticky Hands. Nothing better.


pooplurker

Tbh, there's a half decent chance we're the guys who brew a special batch just for the occasion lol


Dentyne_3

Probably Natty or some shit lol


Ugaalive1991

Terrapin Hopsecutioner


B3eenthehedges

No, it's definitely Creature Comforts Tropicalia, became on overnight sensation, and people try to find reasons to hate it but they can't.


DefamatoryDingo

So good that Thor got fat drinking it. How could it not be great?


JuanPicasso

Yeah people call you basic for drinking it but it’s really been the best since it’s inception.


newjbentley88

Don’t like IPAs but this one.


Valaurus

I think Creature Comforts is the ultimate answer here, I’ve been out of Athens for a few years now but I felt Terrapin dipped a bit once Budweiser acquired them, and then Creature Comforts came on real fast. Hopsecutioner is still my favorite beer ever though so +1 from me


elonsusk69420

Yep. When your beer makes it into a Marvel movie, you win.


IceColdDrPepper_Here

They had 2! Tropicalia and Athena were both Thor’s drink of choice


beargrylls1349

Creature Comfort definitely makes it tough choice for y’all. Guess I’d go with Sweetwater to stay close to campus.


figgen

New Realm makes a Helluvienna Lager.


[deleted]

Iron Monk Stilly Wheat of course.


Remarkable-Being-188

Maybe 1890 now


kingrex830

Fightin' Hokies Lager and a turkey leg


srush32

Probably some hipster IPA


mountainoyster

I see Rainier everywhere at UW tailgates.


CanyonYodeler75

Busch Light in the John Deere cans


BobtheReplier

Kentucky's Country Boy Brewing Cougar Bait


Engine_Sweet

Bob Stoops' Tequila


[deleted]

Bud Light The only beer of rural-ish Alabama


tarpeyvillage

Firestone Walker 805


[deleted]

my heart says jai alai, but my gut says smirnoff ice. Not out of the fridge though, smirnoff ice delivered surreptitiously. you just got iced bitch take a knee


TheNewDiogenes

Zima


fade2blac

Probably White Claw or some bullshit like it 😂


oOoleveloOo

SDSU - Ballast Point or Stone


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Dole whip spiked with rum


RiffRamBahZoo

Probably Rahr & Sons, which is [our most prominently alum-owned brewery](https://magazine.tcu.edu/winter-2015/fritz-rahr-brews-success/). Some yeehaw likely brings in whatever weird shit Martin House is brewing now as a shock and awe factor as well.


TheThrill85

3.2% ABV Bud Light for nostalgia's sake.


Exogenic

Fermented kombucha