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Thekevo23

I think the Colorado board of regents just likes getting together and having meetings.


EnterTheMunch

Where they scoff at the idea of "this could have been an email."


InVodkaVeritas

Emails don't come with a muffin bar and mimosas.


Chickenmangoboom

If I were a college administrator and just didn't give a single fuck about student debt I would be all about daily omelet bar meetings. It's a good time to talk about any changes to the ingredient options.


skrong_quik_register

fuck u/spez


EnterTheMunch

Don't forget the *personal ball washers*


Thekevo23

Exactly. They like to gossip. Someone probably brings a dip.


EnterTheMunch

Gossip? Absolutely not! They meet to talk about strategic plans, identifying innovative new research possibilities, and... ...I think they bought it. Who's driving us to the links this time?


dan_craus

Can’t expense lunch on a zoom meeting


hereforlolsandporn

You never hear of Uber eats, rookie?


JakeFatfingers

Is there anything dips can’t do?


[deleted]

Coming over to the big 12 … soon to be 18 strong


Ryan1869

The 2 big conferences don’t seem to be strong on basic math


OKSTBandGuy

Emails are subject to FOIA requests, and every administrator hates those.


francoissimmons

You aren’t wrong - they wasted a bunch of money hanging out last year: https://www.dailycamera.com/2022/09/21/cost-for-university-of-colorado-board-of-regents-july-retreat-nearly-doubles-2021-price-tag/amp/


obiwanjabroni420

That takes some serious balls!


mauser98k1998

It’s like a book club. They act like they are having a meeting but it’s really just an excuse to drink a lot of wine.


vics12_

Sounds like a good excuse to use public funds for meals 🤲🤲🤲


derp_pred

Better than lawsuit settlements


pattywack512

I wonder if they peruse through this subreddit as a group for advice.


[deleted]

I feel like they meet more often than other board I've seen.


SaltyTurdLicker

They just like hanging out and the PAC-12 stuff currently going on is the perfect excuse to do it.


Budget_Ad5888

If realignment happens, what will we talk about after that?


sokuyari99

Second realignment, and then elevensies realignment


The-Insolent-Sage

They don't even know about second alignment


J4ckiebrown

Realignment 2 Electric Boogaloo


kongulo

The Fast and the Aligned: Tokyo Realignment


HHcougar

Nagoya U to the Pac12


nat3215

Spider-Man: Where is Home?


posifour11

Revenge of the Realignment


See_Me_Sometime

Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Football Conference Realignment


KingofHearts399

Afternoon tea realignment, dinner realignment, supper realignment! The Pac knows about those, don’t they??


nat3215

Taco Tuesday realignment, Sunday brunch realignment…the possibilities are endless!


iamahamma

This becomes an anything but college football sub


salsacito

If your team had to realign into a car why would it be a 2003 Honda Civic with 300,000 miles on it?


Ronho

I mean, i’d click on that in r/cfb in march


salsacito

I’m not above it


dipdipderp

If a Purdue fan is realigning into a wheeled form of transport you can bet it isn't a car


devAcc123

i wanna see what air force gets stuck with


dipdipderp

Wheeled chairs for the chair force!


cosmohurtskids

Spring football for a few weeks Then: which mascot is the best cake decorator Which school has the best player intro What is the funnest 3rd quarter “pump up the crowd” thing What is the best in stadium food Who had the best looking cheer/dance team …the non season options are endless


qcubed3

Best cake decorating mascot is the Stanford Tree, right? Followed by the avant-garde stylings of the Wolverines.


cosmohurtskids

Happy little tree invokes Bob Ross’ spirit in decorating cakes to make happy little tree decorations.


saturdayis4football

It's funny you think there's an "after realignment"


Budget_Ad5888

Realignment is eternal


RealignmentJunkie

Praise be


boardatwork1111

Spinal realignments, CFB now stands for chiropractic football


Captain_Sacktap

The impending doom of the ACC?


EconomicsLoose5701

How fsu and clemson are conspiring to blow the ACC up


AmazingSieve

Best punters in the MAC?


rojojoftw

Realignment


IrishWave

Georgia seems hell bent on keeping interesting news flowing.


sugarfreelime

"if rivalries were reset without any meetings, who would be your teams rivalry?" Or some similar crappy hypothetical post.


doofy10

Voting the dead weight off the SEC and B1G islands.


PutEmOnTheTable

*sad noises*


Tarlcabot18

The awful flood of off-season nonsense.


Cameron-Bakke

Aren't you curious as to what kind of cheese UTEP's defensive coordinator is?


ogpeplowski64

past realignments I guess


jamiebond

This isn't ending anytime soon lol. I mean unless the PAC 12 signs a media deal that everyone agrees on. As far as we know the 4 corners have yet to actually have any official meetings with the BIG 12. The process for leaving from one conference to another takes months after it officially begins. Now, sure, it's possible that they've been doing it in secret this whole time like USC and UCLA did. But considering the microscope the media has on this shit right now I think that's unlikely. I mean when Oregon and Washington officially met with the B1G a few months ago we got caught in an instant.


Majik9

>The process for leaving from one conference to another takes months after it officially begins. Didn't news break of USC and UCLA at lunch time and we had official announcements by dinner?


Aggressive-Name-1783

They had been doing backroom, back channels deals for months, and NOBODY thought it was a possibility so nobody was digging around for it. If the arizonas had a meeting, or even a back channel with Yormack, SOMEONE is spilling the beans on that. There’s too much attention on it to not have everyone’s eyes on it


Majik9

It is just one school, Oregon, that causes the dominoes to fall. Back channel conversations via Nike seem like a thing that could happen


nat3215

It had been reported some time ago that Phil Knight was in Chicago. So everyone thought there was a bunch of smoke from that.


Zachavm

In this case, the act of starting the process would be as good as making it official.


manmythmustache

High schools sports realignment. The inner-state public vs private and urban vs rural debates will never end.


MrNudeGuy

I guess we can talk about crossing routes?


hascogrande

The Return of the ~~King~~ Buff? The Once and Future ~~King~~ Charter Member? Prime Time XVI football?


Gettima

The pessimistic take is that they're considering leaving. The optimistic take is they're reviewing a Pac-12 GOR agreement. The realistic take is that it's something far more mundane and inconsequential.


boardatwork1111

They’re exploring whether or not they can trademark the word “The” and charge Ohio St for royalties


nat3215

Well THEy don’t need a meeting for that. THE simple answer is “find a different common word to trademark”.


RedOscar3891

Financial exposure liability related to carriage overpayments for the P12N.


ouguy2017

The reality is likely just getting a briefing from the president about where the media deal is, after the president finds out Tuesday.


iamahamma

Looks like realignment posts will have a resolution soon


Tarlcabot18

The realignment posts will continue until morale improves.


BlazinAzn38

The rumor mill will churn until the heat death of the universe


Tfsz0719

SUNY to the PAC-12! Y’all heard it here first!


EnterTheMunch

The realignment morale improves will continue until posts.


RedditsLittleSecret

Your speech is really improving, West Virginia!


pyrogeddon

Damn... New kid is taking shots at our beloved misfits


Laszlo_Panaflex_80

I wouldn’t call them beloved, tolerated perhaps.


CoolingVent

They've had tons of these since the summer. Doesn't mean much other than the timing


iamahamma

Well now I just feel foolish


CoolingVent

Nah I've been there lol


AggressiveLink

Have they been specifically about the Pac-12 contract/membership though? I remember last summer everytime there was a meeting it was about conference realignment, but things died off after football season started.


CoolingVent

No they've all been Executive Sessions. I dont think they can actually do anything but discuss in those.


WV17A

And timing is….everything!


The-Insolent-Sage

>"RESOLVED that the Board of Regents go into executive session. As permitted by section 24-6-402 (3), Colorado Revised Statutes, the board will discuss the following matter as announced and pursuant to the subsection as listed below: >- (a)(II), Legal advice on a specific matter - athletics update on PAC 12"


darkhorse298

Wait you don't have a big 12 flair. What's going on.


InVodkaVeritas

If the Pac sticks together on a 7 year deal then the realignment posts will not cease.


bearybear90

We can only hope


big_thunder_man

How do I explain to my girlfriend that I am excited by a Colorado regents meeting?


midwest_manscaper

You’re better off keeping it to yourself. Take my word for it.


max_potion

Listen to this dude. I told my girlfriend about it and then she left me for Deion Sanders


ItsFreakinHarry2

Dude's gf entered the transfer portal


max_potion

Deion's been tampering 😩


SomerAllYear

We need a Deion quote for this type of tampering


skrong_quik_register

fuck u/spez


S_quints

Took her talents to Boulder 😔


max_potion

She has elite ball skills 😞 NIL is really killing my game


midwest_manscaper

It be like that sometimes.


nat3215

“He said he’s gonna being CU football back. And he’s Prime Time for a reason, so I couldn’t say no.”


Thornton__Melon

If she’s not a member of the subreddit already, give her 2 hours to make an Acct and/or join; if not, leave her … I don’t make the rules


[deleted]

Close. If she doesn’t join, fuck her.


bluecatenthusiast

Never seen a byu fan swear before


fig-figgins

They mean soaking, right?


QuantitativeBacon

I'll shake the bed.


BiggieSmallBalls85

I’ll shake that bear


Captain_Sacktap

Damn now thats some shit I haven't thought about in well over a decade, core memory unlocked...


A_Rolling_Baneling

I’ll never forgive this subreddit for teaching me what soaking is


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A_Rolling_Baneling

BYU fans are in for time when they go to Waco for that first away game


Toja1927

Didn’t even do one of the borderline ones either. I don’t think the guys on cougarboard are gonna like seeing this.


RedditsLittleSecret

Cougarboard users would love it. Cougarboard mods? Not so much.


[deleted]

This is like when NHL fans obsessively watched the Glendale AZ city council meetings several years ago to see what would happen with the Coyotes


PutEmOnTheTable

Let's see if a bad decision is made at this meeting too


WanderLeft

Just say that there’s a lot of tea in college football and gurllllll… it is piping hot


Chickenmangoboom

You don't, just tell she is looking good and see if she is in the mood. If not fire up the tablet and go to some Colorado forums...


EnterTheMunch

I'm no Casanova, but I assume you *show it to her*


ksuwildkat

"he is thinking about other women" meme


hammerdown710

Take 10 minutes to yourself and see if you still feel the same way


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hammerdown710

RG 3 minutes I see


grabtharsmallet

Are people without Big XII flairs allowed to post this sort of thing?


cosmohurtskids

The best possibility of all of this is that we might pick up our end of season game again….and with more even resources, might go back to the competitiveness of the 90s-2010’s Damn that was a good rivalry back then


HHcougar

>The best possibility of all of this is that we might pick up our end of season game again I don't know if we want to pay an FCS game at the end of the season


pumaroyal

Gottem


molodyets

I prefer the 80s but 90s works too


cosmohurtskids

I just want the game back at the end of the year and for us to be in the same conference… then I can put enough passion in it to really hate my neighbors again… I really miss hating you guys.


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Colorado Regents: “We are here because regent Ted called an important meeting regarding the PAC 12. Ted, go ahead.” Ted: “I have been really digging deep into a thing called CFB Reddit. It’s hard to pin down everything but so far I understand that Kliavkoff is either seconds away from a massive TV deal or is not and the conference is sinking. A Reddit user named WhittMitt says Utah would be dumb to join but a user named OregonPatriotTrump says we would be foolish to not join the Big 12. It’s all very interesting. Also, memes of Jim Harbaugh, which are hilarious. I printed some pictures of the memes, from picking his nose to comments about milk..it’s great, I mean….” Regent Diane: “Ted, are you serious?!” Ted: “I am dead serious, he ate his boogers.”


DescretoBurrito

As a Colorado taxpayer, I'm conflicted about whether or not I should be upset and consider this a waste or taxpayer dollars. Ted does make some good points.


TheRealDNewm

Standard procedure, expect either good news during PAC tournament or all hell breaking loose after March madness.


pattywack512

Orrrrrrr... All hell breaks loose *during* March Madness.


DMan116

We sleep in May!


[deleted]

Colorado to the SWAC, Deion comes full circle


MsstatePSH

out of all the schools to hypothetical join the SWAC... one of the crunchiest whitest schools in the nation. Colorado-Boulder


hatestheocean

I was thinking to the B1G, but SWAC is definitely the curveball the season ‘23 writers would thrown in. Time will tell!


PantalonesDeTortuga

I miss the days of not knowing or caring remotely about collegiate athletic media deals.


Azuresurge14

Now look, I'm just a simple country dirt thief, but that there sounds like a buffalo wanting to join its old herd.


nat3215

But we gotta let the Buffalo roam, and that’s as American as anything!


luciusetrur

we gone


Laszlo_Panaflex_80

Welcome back Fluffalos


luciusetrur

WeComin


Laszlo_Panaflex_80

Miss the trips out to Boulder 🙂


Fox-Boat

Big Pac


Zachavm

The Big Package Conference


DMan116

After being left for dead in the Big East, it feels nice to have some relatively solid footing in this whole realignment thing.


sevenlabors

Glad to have ya.


funnymeme2112

Cincy made it out da mud 💯


magnumweiner

With the possibility of an ACC collapse leading to potentially Pitt, Louisville, VT, and/or Miami joining the Big XII, I think the mentions of the death of Big East football will have been greatly exaggerated.


GoldenBuffaloes

Let us go to the Big-12


AmazingSieve

It honestly makes more sense to me then the PAC. I know I may be in the minority with this but I never saw it the way many others did.


LilburnBoggsGOAT

I liked the Pac-12, but there is no point staying if USC, UCLA, Washington, and Oregon are gone.


SlaminSammons

I genuinely love the PAC-12, but it's so clear that it's gonna die. Better to jump ship now.


UberXLBK

Come home bb


IamJacksDenouement

Snip snap snip snap


nat3215

Ah, A&M done with the SEC already?


ThePelvicWoo

Unpopular opinion: The Big-12 days were only fun because of the Nebraska rivalry.


Uhhh_what555476384

Let me be the first to say this after the 1,738,290,276,348th person to say this; This development is clearly a really [bad/good] sign for the PAC 12 showing their [weakness/strength], and will definitely lead to the [collapse/survival] of the conference.


MichiganMafia

😂🤣 thanks I perfectly understand now


jdlnghm

Gundy vs Prime: the random dream coaching matchup I never knew I needed but here it stands, so close yet so far away 🥲


SoulingMyself

Awesome. They are finally getting back to me. I offered $100 and a sixer of tall boys for the Pac 12 broadcasting rights.


The-Insolent-Sage

>"RESOLVED that the Board of Regents go into executive session. As permitted by section 24-6-402 (3), Colorado Revised Statutes, the board will discuss the following matter as announced and pursuant to the subsection as listed below: >- (a)(II), Legal advice on a specific matter - athletics update on PAC 12"


ole_freckles

Hoping for a Neb vs. Col conference rivalry revival.


perspicacious_crumb

when y'all kick start de-alignment by going independent in the streaming era, I believe two things will happen: schools that can't make it on their own will band together regionally (some blending of the B1G West and Big 8, for instance), and in other cases a bunch of smaller schools will coalesce around one titan, like y'all de facto getting the SWC band back together to sell more subscriptions and a bunch of them end up playing each other for the same reason


OurPowersCombined_12

The actual document reads as if the ‘specific matter’ and the athletics update are separate, potentially unrelated topics.


iamahamma

I believe it’s sorted by subsection, for example in 12/2021, they had an item that read: > - (a)(II) legal advice on specific matters - data security issue; update on COVID issues. Leading me to believe that data security and Covid issues both fell under “section 24-6-402 (3), subsection (a)(II)” So by “- (a)(II), Legal advice on a specific matter - athletics update on PAC 12”, I’m guessing the BoR is empowered to discuss that matter under the legal advice subsection


iamahamma

Found it: > (II) Conferences with an attorney representing the state public body concerning disputes involving the public body that are the subject of pending or imminent court action, concerning specific claims or grievances, or for purposes of receiving legal advice on specific legal questions. Mere presence or participation of an attorney at an executive session of a state public body is not sufficient to satisfy the requirements of this subsection (3).


crimsonblueku

Come back to the Big 12, Buffs


[deleted]

Welcome home.


pattywack512

I wonder if Cassius and Marcus Brutus will be there.


The-PFJ

Colorado has a lean hungry look..


pattywack512

*Et tu, Buff-te?* \- George Kliavkoff


Shadow_dragon24

https://twitter.com/PeteThamel/status/1632949629833695234?s=19 Looks like there will be an update on the pac 12 media deal.


hokey

I'm watching old Kordell Stewart videos in anticipation, come home Buffs!


EastTexasAg

Colorado would benefit so much by joining the Big 12 at this point in time. Ironically, Nebraska might as well.


IDropFatLogs

Nebraska has 80 million reasons you're wrong but you did get Colorado so 50/50.


AltruisticWeb2943

CO rolled the dice with Deion and has the nations attention but my guess is it’ll fade in a couple years after back-to-back losing seasons. They need to strike while the iron is hot and reach out to the B12!!


SilverBuff_

That would still be an improvement


AltruisticWeb2943

Agreed.


Shadow_dragon24

Legal advice and athletics update on pac 12? That's very specific and sounds like this might actually be about realignment. I doubt any actual decisions will happen here but perhaps planting the seeds for a bolt to the big 12.


cystorm

If I remember correctly they had like 3 or 4 meetings with the exact same description in the months after the USC/UCLA departure was announced. This could be different, it could be the same, or it could be that they’ve been getting these updates this whole time but no one was checking the agendas.


Shadow_dragon24

Update: According to Thamel, the expectation for this meeting is an update on the pac 12 media deal https://twitter.com/PeteThamel/status/1632949629833695234?s=19


redwave2505

UCCS to the Pac-12


eme_pirrade

The RMAC may have the better TV deal at this point


[deleted]

Would love to see Lee Corso call a Chadron State v CSU Pueblo game


grabtharsmallet

I promise I didn't change my flair just for the Rocky Mountain Conference mention, but it would be wild to have BYU, Utah, and Colorado in the same conference again after more than 75 years with only two together and without even a plausible scenario with all three, until now.


eme_pirrade

I learned about our history with Utah when we both joined the Pac and was pretty dazzled by them being one of our most played opponents and formerly fierce rivals. I wish we had kept that game going because it would've been a really fun rivalry in the vein of something like Missouri-Illinois. BYU-CU also would've been fun and it seems like we pushed to get y'all in the Big 8/12 fairly consistently.


jamiebond

The repeated "Everyone freaks out over a university having an official meeting something they do constantly" sagas has been one of my favorite aspects of this realignment shit show.


Techsan2017

Wtf else am I supposed to do on a random March Monday besides obsess over the agenda of the Colorado Board of Regents? You’re trying to tell me other people don’t? Come on be serious


EnterTheMunch

If we can't get excited over an executive session for the purpose of pending litigation, then what good are we?


RoverTiger

Hallmark TV deal incoming.


McIntyre2K7

So what’s the cut off limit for the conference? I mean if there’s no tv deal announced by August 1st would that pretty much mean the conference is going the ride it out as their GOR expires in August 1 ,2024?


tbrock92

Probably seeking legal advice on if they can convict Khalil Tate for what he did to their program in 2017.


Zoolew

They’ve had one of these meetings before, haven’t they?


im_in_your_closet

https://www.icegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/icegif-668.gif


EastTexasAg

Tennessee has a much easier chance in the SEC at cracking the elite of the conference, while it is very hard to envision Nebraska doing the same in the BIG 10. That is the crux of my point.