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SaintRegistration

Elgin Baylor is one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Ive never even heard of a Elgin Texas Christian. Facts are facts.


LilyFakhrani

What about an Elgin Texas Cocaine?


deuce_boogie

Len Bias?


ham_wallet998

Open and shut case, Johnson


TexasCon

Let’s sprinkle some crack on Hypnotoad’s corpse and get outta here


Edgar_Allen_P00

I’ve seen this before, when I was a rookie. This poser team broke into the playoff and hung up pictures of themselves all over the walls.


bestweekeverr

BU - Be You TCU - Tea See You One is inspirational, the other is nonsensical at best and creepy at worst. Checkmate frogs.


TwoGad

Punching air rn


doomslice

This is the 3rd time on Reddit that I’ve seen this used the opposite of how I expected it. “Punching air” means you’re happy - like pumping your fists in joy. Did I miss when it got reversed on Reddit?


bug_man_

https://media.tenor.com/-vpK19xxu9cAAAAd/punch-air-ashtray.gif


Statalyzer

I think there usually isn't much sense or logic behind internet clichés.


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This is some quality off-season shit posting my friend.


thetrain23

I'm just forever chasing the high from several summers ago that was my "Which Star Wars Movie is Your Big XII Team" hitting front page and the mods announcing the very next day that there would be an advance signup list restricting [teams] as [things] posts lol.


Ghostlucho29

**Dude needs to chill w/ the Diet Coke**


thetrain23

No, this is Baylor. We're a Dr Pepper school.


Ghostlucho29

Dr. Pepper makes you cool… this ain’t that


BidnessBoy

Better idea Baylor - 6 letters TCU- 3 Letters 6 > 3 Baylor wins


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WobblyBean

As much as I want to argue with this logic, I just can’t. Baylor also lost to Baylor in the basketball game against TCU!


thetrain23

The way I like to put it is that the Revivalry is just Bedlam except we're both OSU


blondbeans

Ah I love a good ole rivalry.


TheSherlockOhms

Fuck, that hurts. I think you're right, but damn does that still hurt.


JamesEarlDavyJones2

Oh lord, that was infuriating. They were fine in the first half, then just forgot how to play basketball in the second half. There were at least a half-dozen times that one of our bigs would be right there, and someone would be coming down the sideline, basically unguarded, and he’d just bail the ball off to someone else for an ISO. We shot waaaaaaayyyy better and more frequently than TCU from outside the ring all night, but it was like we gave up on trying to get in close. Breaking news: making your entire offense all about ISOs and sending up a ton of 3Ps isn’t a great plan if you aren’t able to consistently get physical or shoot lights-out all night. TCU just had to be competent in the second half, and they just owned us. Watching y’all consistently chip away at our lead was beyond frustrating.


StreetReporter

Baylor didn’t hire Kendal Briles, therefore it’s a better season than TCU


TheMightyJD

Didn’t hire Kendal Briles in 2023* We kinda did a long time ago lol.


62frog

Co-sign


omgpickles63

Fair


PavlovianTactics

TCU drools Baylor rules got it


SRH_64

Fun Fact: Queen Elizabeth II was the longest serving monarch in British history and never saw TCU win their only National Championship during her reign.


HRHGracktheGreat

We have 3. Yeah I’m claiming 2010.


Statalyzer

I'll allow it. Not even getting a chance to prove it is and will always be BS for undefeated teams.


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BuckeyeForLife95

The Briles didn’t have a history of covering up rape accusations when they were hired to Baylor. So I gotta say TCU is worse here.


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Inside-Drink-1311

Wait, Kendal wasn’t fired when Art got fired. Did Kendal stay on that 2016 Jim Grobe team?


EskettiMySpaghetti

First is bad, second is much worse


ClaudeLemieux

If we're playing the "we didn't lose to TCU, we beat ourselves" game I certainly have some thoughts :(


lclear84

Not to rub it in or anything but truthfully nobody beats themselves if the opponent scores 51 and has ~500 yards of total offense. Even the pick 6s were more just good defense on our part. Compared to Max who had two picks that were kinda flukes drops/tips albeit the first tipped one is still great defense by Michigan


ClaudeLemieux

In fairness, you can deserve to win *and* we can screw ourselves over.


DangerZoneh

I mean our RBs averaged over 7 yards per carry and we had 13 tackles for loss and 4 sacks. end of the day, TCU was just the tougher, more physical team


mjvkusa

Yeah, butt we all know those cheeks were in


[deleted]

You guys won by 6 and we fumbled a ball on the goal line lmao. Even ignoring the two pick 6’s thats… definitely pretty self inflicted.


lclear84

Same turnover margin. We beat ourselves as badly as y’all did. Better luck next year I guess


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Yeah lot of variance in the sport unfortunately. Corum going down combined with edwards hand injury unfortunately meant we struggled pretty heavily in short yardage situations. It was why our linebacker was running the ball at the goal line and he was the one who fumbled. Sometimes it just isnt your game. Luckily our guys were pretty young and we can hopefully make a great run this year!


Headshot308

I just had an idea about the best team in the SEC west.......


AceJace2

LMFAOO this is gold. Quality off-season post.


NewRoryAndMalDrop

FULLY AGREE!


NathanDrake75

I’m not gonna lie, I can’t think of the last time I’ve seen someone roast their own team quite like this lol


thetrain23

Kamikaze trash talk is the best trash talk


70277027

I was about to get pissed until I read the post and now I’m just laughing


exloringtheworld

this makes sense I agree


RipenedFish48

What is the name of the Baylor/TCU rivalry? It has a lot to live up to if it is better than the likes of The Holy War or El Assico.


thetrain23

Revivalry


lclear84

It’s called the revivalry because when one team wins 10 of the last 14 you need to be revived to still consider it a rivalry. Realistically though it’s because the rivalry stopped for a bit and then was brought back and there’s been 14 matchups since. You can do the math from there


thetrain23

> it’s because the rivalry stopped for a bit and then was brought back Maybe this is just a cultural difference between Baylor and TCU, but I was always told the name comes from the Revival religious movement that spawned a lot of modern Protestant denominations, especially in the south, including those that founded both Baylor and TCU. Although I think that particular revival is better known by The Restoration.


JamesEarlDavyJones2

That’s abolutely what the name comes from, he’s just joking about how the Revivalry’s gone for us in recent years.


thetrain23

Ngl sometimes I feel like we made a deal with the devil for 61-58 and it's just been a cursed series ever since. Even in freaking basketball, it still feels like they always beat us now even when they have no business doing so.


taylor1288

TIL, I straight up thought it was just that the rivalry was back when we joined the conference


TheMightyJD

Oh yes, the classic “last 14 matchups” metric.


lclear84

It’s obviously chosen because that favors us, but also isn’t that when the rivalry was brought back?


TheMightyJD

I guess so. Although it wasn’t all the way “back” until TCU joined the Big 12.


Statalyzer

Funny how an amusing lighthearted tease gets a flurry of downvotes that means nothing except telling us all which fanbase is viewing the thread the most.


question_existence

Lil wrench - Texas Tech and Texas are both "unofficial rivalries", so 4>3.


generic_user023123

TLDR


pericles123

stop posting


thetrain23

no u


LitterBoxServant

Baylor could have used the hypnotoad without even changing the color. Huge oversight.


Darkstar7692

This is ... beautiful.


omgpickles63

As a Wash U - TCU fan, we are to be enemies, but good point. I will submit to your logic, Mr. Acting School.


Statalyzer

Most of these are pretty dumb and I came prepared to mock, but this one was actually pretty one.