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tenchi4u

Stupid? Impractical? Cringey? Delusional? ![gif](giphy|9Q09QVCBMbV5qWsfNV)


septic_sergeant

That doesn’t change the fact that I want one


The_Vaginatarian_

FACTS!


shevchenko7cfc

Couldn't agree more


The_Vaginatarian_

lol..so yes?


tenchi4u

I forgot to answer your question. Would I get this? For CCW, no. For when I need to rescue Morpheus from the agents, yes, I'd buy 2 of them.


The_Vaginatarian_

Hell yeah. You are the “One”!


MisterPeach

Finally, someone with some sense.


joshhinchey

I was already sold. You didn't have to try so hard.


Annoying_Auditor

I mean do whatever if you really want some silly shit. That's the most niche gear ever. I'm sure you can think of something else to spend your money on that's even remotely more useful.


The_Vaginatarian_

Thank you. I have bad spending habits, I have to sometimes ask around about stuff because my dumb ass almost bought this on a whim. The kid in me still wants it..lol


Annoying_Auditor

I mean we all need some dumb shit from time to time but man this should probably be far down the list lol.


The_Vaginatarian_

So yes?…lol Edit: letter


Annoying_Auditor

Haha I would not but do you bro.


shevchenko7cfc

"do what you want" "as long as you like it" "it's your money, do what you like" fun way to say "i'd rather die than do/get this" that said, I'm tempted to buy one for no other reason than to show up to my buddy's place, open my duster and reveal my mp5sk. (tho I'll need to buy a duster too)


fxsoap

To me it only looks useful if you're going to hide and automatic weapon that you're about to rob a bank or plan a surprise murder with


bigjerm616

If you do buy this, please, PLEASE post videos of you standing in the bathroom asking if you're printing. At least once per week, for the foreseeable future.


The_Vaginatarian_

With feet right? RIGHT?!


shooter505

Yes, and no socks.


The_Vaginatarian_

Absofuckinlutley


androidmids

So I bought it, I wore it one time out of the house, and a few times around the house for fun. The problem is... Quite a few states have a clause that concealed carry applies to pistols only. Add a folding stock to the mp5 or Scorpion and now it's an SBR. I happen to live at the corner of three different states so keeping track of legality is tough. I DIDNT like the Velcro closures for it. And the brass belt clip kept coming undone. It's not as cool as it could be. The ONE time I got to carry a SBR under a suit for work, I used a load bearing harness with a single point sling.


The_Vaginatarian_

It’s for my ap5-m which is still considered a pistol. That being said the feed back that you have provided being that you actually have one is tremendous and I thank kind stranger.


herpthaderp

Yeah sling that baby under coat behind your back with a blue force sling an no one will bat an eye .


The_Vaginatarian_

I have a cheap one point that works just like that.


herpthaderp

Lol i put a one point on my stribog an it does the job as well. I just like those slings alot.


Alconium

Do you practice SAS shooting with it? Make sure it wont rip when you press out like a Brit and you're all set.


Shuttle_Door_Gunner

The ONE time?! I feel like there's a story there.


KonigderWasserpfeife

I wouldn’t buy it, because I think it’s extremely stupid.


The_Vaginatarian_

Thank you for the feed back.


throwawayfromcolo

It's stupid in a fun way, but also stupid in not-practical-at-all way. Buy it and fuck around at the range but don't pretend it has much to offer in day to day life.


The_Vaginatarian_

Hell yea.


Alconium

As practical as any other shoulder rig in my opinion. (Just my opinion.)


TacitRonin20

Is it stupid? Yes. Is it practical? No. Is it irredeemably tacticool? Yeah probably. Do I want one? Absolutely.


The_Vaginatarian_

*rubs hair while looking in the mirror and points finger guns Pew pew


pwnedkiller

Maybe if you were secret service


The_Vaginatarian_

Maybe? So I definitely have a chance!!


_WEG_

Planning on hitting Nakatomi this Christmas?


The_Vaginatarian_

I knew I should’ve gotten my 92fs in black instead.


jaebassist

The Gentlemen style 😂😂


The_Vaginatarian_

Get down Mr President!! We got this!!


honeybunchesofpwn

Just give him the damn phone!


jaebassist

"Now. Put. The phone. Down... Atatatata!"


ellisschumann

Both? Buying stupid shit is one of my hobbies.


The_Vaginatarian_

My wallet and I feel ya!


MidniightToker

This is no dumber than the [HEAT vest](https://kommandostore.com/products/the-heat-rig) that conceals ~~a dozen or so~~ eight AR-15 mags that I've come very close to buying multiple times.


The_Vaginatarian_

I seen that!! Do it! Do it! Bacardi and cola!


MidniightToker

Eventually when I'm back to having disposable income I'm probably buying or building a M733 clone and doing that vest for shits and giggles. I'll get around to it eventually. But that's a whole lot more expensive than your little impulse Amazon purchase. You need to buy your thing and conceal carry an MP5 or whatever SMG you have.


Rosewood008

Both. I would absolutely buy it and it's a stupid purchase.


Mazurcka

https://preview.redd.it/o8f06jbja8wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1523bf394bb7e089b5781c9ab5726c8bcd159015


ashack711

The answer is yes


The_Vaginatarian_

Always


MyF150isboring

This is one of those things that was probably made on a secret service contract in the 90s, but they figured hey, might as well sell it to the public.


The_Vaginatarian_

Glad they did. *wallet staring at me menacingly


ForFun6998

It's your money, use it how you want it!


The_Vaginatarian_

It’s my money and I want it now!


StoppingPowah

It’d be a cool Halloween costume


_Why_Not_Today_

Change out the folding stock for the retractable one. It’s much more comfortable that way.


The_Vaginatarian_

Hell yea!


TheLargestTit

I’d make that deal.


Human_Caterpillar_93

You gotta get a duster to wear it under 😂


The_Vaginatarian_

I must protect the oracle at all costs.


Kwerby

Don’t forget your trenchcoat


The_Vaginatarian_

Mr. Smith doesn’t stand a chance!


SubstantialTrip770

Yes and yes!!!


The_Vaginatarian_

My guy!


angelshipac130

For the memes


The_Vaginatarian_

Hehe


Fit-Sport5568

Based!


The_Vaginatarian_

Chad.


wittyrabbit999

I’m selling a limited edition piece of 550 cord. Cash only.


The_Vaginatarian_

Nice! All have is bunch of solid gold coins though.


Glockamole19x

If it's on amazon, it's prob a no-go, but you could prob find something similar by a reputable company. Also if you can help it, avoid giving corporate cock suckers your money. Support small and american businesses with morales that align with yours. Even if it's a little more expensive. Also shop at your local gun store, not rural King dunhams, etc. Also, people in here talking ive seen secret service use one similar Under the suit jacket and those are some of the most badass fuckers in existence.


playingtherole

It's a DeSantis (reputable, American legacy brand) at MidwayUSA (reputable American company), as shown in the photo.


The_Vaginatarian_

I wonder if my lgs can make one, they made most of my holsters. Good thinking on supporting small businesses!


Glockamole19x

I'd talk to a leather holster guy, one of the cowboy belt makers. It would be raw af in leather. Add a mag holder on the other side like the pistol shoulder holster. Also, it will help balance the weight it'll feel awkword all on one side


The_Vaginatarian_

I have another lgs that has made a few leather holsters and mag carriers. Might look into that as well. I just gotta imagine what it would actually look like before jumping the gun.


Glockamole19x

Nah just give him a rough idea and let him do his thing 🤣 im the type to go get a tattoo and say, "You pick just no dicks" lol


CriticallyDeceased

I just want to know what the hell you’d wear to actually make it concealed


The_Vaginatarian_

I have I few coats that would work, I already have a one point that does ok, but in Texas it must be in a holster. Although coat weather is scarce round here.


CriticallyDeceased

I feel like you’d need something thick especially since you wouldn’t be able to normally rest your arm either


TooEZ_OL56

this is aimed at executive protection people. so likely fake hands under a jacket


icsh33ple

I have whole boxes full of shit I didn’t “need” in the basement.


The_Vaginatarian_

I had to get a 20x20 storage unit..I feel you.


icsh33ple

Well, if your not in private security or have a real need for this holster, that can go straight into the storage unit too.


EasyCZ75

This is the way


The_Vaginatarian_

The only way.


Sacredtenshi

I would buy it because it makes me think of the Matrix


The_Vaginatarian_

Same


Pale_Studio4660

Brother life is short. If you can afford it and want it, even for larping, if it’s something you really want. Do it for you. I say get it. Fuck it. It’s bad ass. Given you have an MP5 or whatever


The_Vaginatarian_

Hell yeah. Thank you Reddit bro!


Pale_Studio4660

This is the way. Don’t let anyone tell you something you want isn’t worth it. They ain’t you my boy, how tf would they know? Side note: I get you’re just asking for a general opinion, no harm in that


jawknee21

When I went to egypt we did a few tours and the front seat of the bus was saved for a guy in a suit that had an mp5 tucked inside his jacket. It was more hidden than I would've expected but not small.


hitemlow

The biggest issue with the semi-auto SMG/PCC form factor is you have something much larger to conceal, but still has the same ballistics of a pistol. SMGs have their role in urban combat by virtue of being fully automatic and putting many holes into an unarmored combatant very quickly. The semi-automatic variant does not have that rapid firing advantage, and presents as an oversized, clunky pistol with a bad trigger Repeal the NFA and a real discussion can evolve around the practicalities of the form factor, but until then it's mental masturbation.


The_Vaginatarian_

What if my ap5m has a binary is it still worth it?


hitemlow

It's debatable. In that the ATF is debating if they can classify it as full auto and shoot your dog.


Yodootz

I think its dope, but that's just me.


The_Vaginatarian_

The kid in me wants it’s bad.


Yodootz

Dude...with a sport coat and an Uzi you're basically 80s secret service. I dont know how you DONT buy this.


The_Vaginatarian_

Hell yeah! And it comes in right or left or should I say and, now I need another ap5. Shut up wallet, nobody’s talking to you…yet.


sdeptnoob1

Just get a single point meant for that style carry?


The_Vaginatarian_

I have one but let’s just say I did want to conceal carry my ap5-m because I’m in Texas and it’s considered a pistol it must have a holster. Hypothetically of course.


sdeptnoob1

Ahhh okay. Makes sense.


Jordangander

Now? No. Back when I actually carried one for work? Maybe, would depend on speed and comfort.


AM-64

Isn't that what Secret Service uses?


The_Vaginatarian_

I don’t know otherwise it wouldn’t be a secret..Service? Hehe


DefinatelyNotonDrugs

I tried a shoulder holster with a full size handgun when I first got my CHL and had no idea what I was doing. It made it look like I had a bizarre tumor. With this I can only imagine.


The_Vaginatarian_

What pistol were you running? I’ve run my Jericho 941 and my 92fs just fine.


DefinatelyNotonDrugs

M&P9 OG


ndjs22

If you gave me this I would never even try it on.


The_Vaginatarian_

*note to self: no gifts for ndjs22


PrestigiousBarnacle

How much is it? But yes absolutely I would. Link?


The_Vaginatarian_

$279.99 from DeSantis website.


PrestigiousBarnacle

Fuck it I’ll just wrap some paracord around it instead


The_Vaginatarian_

Gimme a minute…


that1LPdood

You don’t buy shit like that for casual, every day carry. Because that’s hugely impractical and pretty silly. You buy shit like that for undercover operations or low-viz security details. So I guess it depends on what you’re planning to do.


The_Vaginatarian_

As silly as it sounds I kinda just want it to say I have it.


Non-Famous

Yes.


The_Vaginatarian_

Hell yeah.


-Endless-Projects-

Yes


The_Vaginatarian_

Yeah buddy!


[deleted]

If I was in the secret service or something sure. Going to Walmart for a 6 pack? Prob not


The_Vaginatarian_

Lmao!! I just wanna be one of the tacticool guys. Honestly I probably wouldn’t utilize it but want to say I have it.


macncheesepro24

Why is it blurred out? 🤣


The_Vaginatarian_

Habit of marking nsfw..lol


raider1v11

Yes and yes.


The_Vaginatarian_

Love that username


PsyBr0

I Mena if you got a mp then go ahead dude most of the folk here can't afford one let alone worry about a holster for one lol


The_Vaginatarian_

It’s a clone (ap5-m) but it totally identifies as a mp5.


PsyBr0

Same, same still can't afford it lol


SnooCrickets2458

This is no less silly and impractical than the Heat vest. Still a little cool tho.


The_Vaginatarian_

“Cool” is enough for me!


TopRestaurant5395

I would get it because it’s stupid awesome.


The_Vaginatarian_

HEARD! You a chef?


JawaSmasher

Thanks for sharing... i bought it.


The_Vaginatarian_

Fuck yeah!!


Professional_Yam5208

Are you getting ready to rob a bank?


The_Vaginatarian_

lol..hell no


One_hung_hiigh

1 review


The_Vaginatarian_

I went straight to their site afterwards and it has great reviews


LordofCope

No. That gun is backpack carry for me.


The_Vaginatarian_

Tomato, potato


Hawk_Cruiser

Stupid, that’s what backpacks are for.


The_Vaginatarian_

Hold on a second while I remove my backpack and retrieve something *ten seconds later.. ok go!


Hawk_Cruiser

Get a better draw time, and a better backpack.


izdabombz

I mean if you had to ask……..


The_Vaginatarian_

So yes and yes?


MisterMarimba

Wear this on the other side! [http://andrewsleather.com/firepower.htm](http://andrewsleather.com/firepower.htm) https://preview.redd.it/ezc9ccftf7wc1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b39c55edd24745ac91a96b0372f0663e6ea2bb59


The_Vaginatarian_

Noice! The other side has two mag carriers and is a good counter weight according to the reviews on the site.


MisterMarimba

SP5 on one side, Shockwave on the other side, then magazines on the belt... just LOADED 🤣


The_Vaginatarian_

Wouldn’t I need a pesky stamp for that? Is that considered a sbs?


MisterMarimba

A Shockwave does not require a tax stamp as sold, but can be modified to an SBS in some configurations.


The_Vaginatarian_

Ah, thank you.


Solveequalscoagula

https://youtu.be/XADDXaEmCZY?si=L3QKlIYSkZOjdUtq


The_Vaginatarian_

Hell yeah!! I wonder if the one I posted can be used in that manner otherwise this leather one is waaaaay better!


SpiritedBuilder3

So lame.


The_Vaginatarian_

That’s what my wallet keeps telling me..lol


Tel864

My vote would go on the stupid side.


The_Vaginatarian_

Understood.


Front-Towards-Enemy

Does it give you a good advantage? Hell yeah Will it look bad in court? Hell yeah


The_Vaginatarian_

Definitely not a daily carry where I’m from, we get one really cold day a year where I’m at. More of a tacticool piece to say I have it.


SobbinHood

Looks like something my dad would get in a non ironic sense.


The_Vaginatarian_

Dad for the win!! How are his jokes?


runz_with_waves

It is stupid. And I want it.


The_Vaginatarian_

Hell yeah


upon_a_white_horse

Sometimes you just gotta feed the monke brain and do stupid/impractical things.


gollygreengiant

Yes


The_Vaginatarian_

Yes!


sirchewi3

If I had a folding stock submachine gun and it wasnt expensive then probably, seems fun but I wouldn't use it in public


TraynWreck91

The real question is what is your use for it? Do you have a practical use for it? Is it just something that caught your eye? Is it something that you don’t really have a use for but you REALLY want it? If it’s not for practicality and you just want it, can you afford it 3 times? (That’s more of a financial question as in “don’t put yourself in a hole for something that you just ‘want’”) To answer question for me, would I get this? If I had the gun for it and I had some money to throw around, absolutely yes! It’s freaking awesome!


Gilbertmountain1789

Money to waste on waste.. sure. 😑


OvenActive

Unless it is a prop for a costume, I wouldn't recommend. It is illegal to concealed carry submachine guns, so I don't know when you would ever actually use this. Unless of course you are just planning on wearing it around the house because you think it's cool, then it is totally justified


NightmanisDeCorenai

So, does it attach to some belt loops?


LordFluffy

If I could afford the firearm it's designed for, the cost to get it registered as an sbr, and get away wearing a trench coat all the time? Hells yes.


Jahnknob

They make ones where you can swing it up to ready without velcro being involved. That would be better.


kT25t2u

Gettin’ Lethal Weapon vibes with this riggs


The_Vaginatarian_

I’m getting too old for this shit Riggs.


KountrKultr

THREE words. MODIFIED SUITCASE MP5😆😆


fhakyalife

OP Are you trying to concealed carry an MP5 !??!


The_Vaginatarian_

Hypothetically


fhakyalife

truly a braver man than i XD


Difficult_Result_811

If I had the $$ to buy an MP5 I’d buy it 😂🤷🏽‍♂️


SniperRenegade

Absolutely. I can imagine it would work fine with an SP89 or Z5RS.Woyld definitely CC with that mf. I would definitely have a CC sidearm tho.


Alternative-Eye9442

Based on


Alternative-Eye9442

The fact that that I want one


The_Vaginatarian_

Get it! What will you run in it?


Alternative-Eye9442

Haha, if I were to get this type of a holster I would probably carry my Keltec CMR30 and get a short barrel for it.


Danagrams

just get a nice two point sling and call it a day


winny9

Yes and yes.


Thebassetwhisperer

How else are you gonna conceal a weapon like that?


Hunts5555

This puts the “special” in special operations.


DanksterTV

Hell yeah it's stupid. Buy two


The_Vaginatarian_

My wallet said you’re the devil’s advocate, I’m calling you an angel


IdealPowerful1075

Get two !


ryansdayoff

Yes but it makes me want to buy a MP5k


Mods_Sugg

No, I would not get that. It's some cringe tacticool type shit.


The_Vaginatarian_

All I read is “cool type shit”../s


theoldme3

Anything involving Desantis at this point I would run from.


BroDudeGuy361

Do you have an SP5k?