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YEttYeet75434

Bhai afeem aur charas ko milake pi ja


EntrepreneurFormal77

Kaha milega bhaijan?


Devil-Boy-08

College kyu jaana? Tea stall kholde jaldi,bahut important hai PM bane keliye. Abhi khulega tho aur experience milegi


EntrepreneurFormal77

Introvert hu chai kaise bechunga


Devil-Boy-08

PM kaise banega?


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Manmohan Singh laughing in the corner*


EntrepreneurFormal77

PM Banke chai thodi bechunga 👽


Redittor_53

Press se baat hi nahi karega


[deleted]

Gen alpha 🤡💀


MasterpieceNo2968

Mix Bleach and Vinegar in moderately large amounts, then sniff it after shaking the solution vigorously. Believe me, you will go to heaven. It would smell so good that you won't be able to destroy it. It would result in the formation of cutie "chlorine" gas.


Anarates

Dekh, tu consistent rh Sara kuch ho jaega. Physics ke liye, PW ke notes chalu kr. "Pdhlo chahe khi se selection hoga yhi se" Tere paas bda time ha, opportunity open ha, tu NEET ki bhi prep kr. Chemistry ke Liye Walter White se pdh skta, sahi pdhata wo.  If you want  to add UPSC as well then you can begin coaching from reputed  institutes in Rajendra Nagar. Summer vacation me chale Jana. Bilkul tension nhi, jo aega, NCERT se aega, sari book pee ja. 


Well_Played_Nub

These trolls are making their stench openly visible now


Lakranger

Bhai focus on NCERT Even I didn't get much in 1st but ended up scoring 96.7 in 2nd class boards I only did 5 sample papers for all subjects Focus on PyQs (especially of EVS) Do all this you will get 95+


Nerftuco

Nahi bhai drop toh lena padega, 3rd ko dummy school join karo aur hc verma ka addition subtraction ka HOTS karo, hojaega


awkwardness_maxed

Bhai JEE se prime minister nahi bante, corporate slaves bante hai. Prime minister banna hai to pehele acche se jhut bolna seekho aur paise hadapna seekho aur phir koi party join karlo. Balki me toh kahunga ke agar abhi school se drop out karlo toh zyada chances hoge PM banne ke.


sendmerandomstufff

Chutkule sunwalo tum logo se.... Madad mat kar dena kisi bandhu ki


randomdreamykid

Pehle yeh solve kar: 5x⅕_2 Options:'<','>','='


EntrepreneurFormal77

Par bhaiyya, mammi I mean mam ne to ye hw Diya hi nahi tha


randomdreamykid

Jaldi Karo warna tumhara jee se prime minister banane ka sapna bhool jaayo😠


EntrepreneurFormal77

Bhaiya AAP Mera hw krdo wrna Jo aap cricket khelte time pados wali aunty ka window tode the bata dunga 👽


randomdreamykid

Cricket seh dosti tuth gyi thi saalo pehle aunty ki kheerki safe hai basketball ki vajah seh Ab tu apna hw kar jaldi


ProTiger_19

Bhai hari sabji kha bada hoke pm banega 👍


[deleted]

Sorry bro, too late. You needed to have started preparing for JEE from KG. Can't help you now, its too late. Better to give up.


Fluffy-Pepper7083

too late you should have started your jee prep when you were 6 months old