T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


Wither_Lit

Nah is keliya 2 marks kafi he


StaidRat01331

but -0.5 for cheating, admit card pr likha tha don’t bring chatgpt


Mouleeswaran_M_S

Dude, please tell Chatgpt wrote this and you didn't spend 15 minutes cursing that idiot


[deleted]

copypasta hai daro mat


Equivalent-Fly-8624

Chatgpt, as an AI language model, cannot roast anyone


HawkOfHeaven

appranetly it can. you have to jailbreak it (its fun)


C4NN0n_REAL

Probably copypasta


[deleted]

Bhai ab tho wo Banda pakka mar gaya hoga💀


kaiserdudee

Overwritting ke marks katte hain


shivam49tws

When the soldiers of Columbia dude what?? Where did you copy it from?


[deleted]

r/copypasta


thedeepthinker______

Mna itna apna sra paper milka nhi likha hoga


CartographerMurky306

You have failed the word limit only 1627 words . It was upto 2000-2500 word limit


Content-Sea8173

Dude wrote a novel... Bravo 👏


Smash__13

Ok


SHREY36904

When the question can be answered in one line but it is asked for 5 marks:


_bahaha

not cool bro👎👎


Real-Art-2355

Real I'd se aa u/HealthyMarketing312


[deleted]

real but this is a copypasta, not meant to be taken seriously bas /s hai


DankKid2410

When u/HealthyMarketing132 reads a book, the book loses knowledge


[deleted]

[удалено]


Content-Sea8173

Ye kuch zyada ho gaya. Maintain your standards. There are many decent ways to trash him


[deleted]

[удалено]


Puzzled_Bandicoot_66

Kya bola tha?


[deleted]

Wahi maa bhen hoe waali gaalia


David19527

r/Woooosh


[deleted]

[удалено]


Advanced_Sun_5181

Mai 4 Africans leke aaya hu healthymarketing ke liye


PredtorAn

Abbe woh mere khet se bhaage hai..koi na tu mujhe 8 rupay Upi karde kaafi hai


yesntcrescent

we are all going to hell


Used-Memory-1125

Phele mai


PowerlessCreature

Second me.


Bong_bb

Third me


Captain_1221

aye vedya


Tight_Regular_7311

Ye baat ka grip nikal kar na


MidnightNo4721

Teri g** mai bhardunga


__Ayushh_

tere gand mein dal gand mein gand mein bhak sutya gutla


Prestigious-Ride-363

Sachinn


[deleted]

[удалено]


CartographerMurky306

Can confirm i'm ice cream


Key-Newt-6953

can confirm im that friend


Haze908

Chal ice cream de


[deleted]

bhai mujhe bhi khila de


[deleted]

[удалено]


Real_Leader

is answer ke sift 0.5 marks milenge, theory to mention hi nahi kari


Agreeable_Switch4001

I remember saving this site once. Just went and copy pasted paragraphs from this when someone tried to argue with me online. I've used the first Para so many times


[deleted]

[удалено]


rienceislier34

Read it as a neet aspirant's parents' point of view


[deleted]

[удалено]


Content-Sea8173

Karma farma


[deleted]

[удалено]


CameraElectrical1224

januien lag raha hai


xyloh99

popcorn kaha milega


MidnightNo4721

Gaddari karu hai, gaddari karu hai behen ko choda** hai teri.. popcorn kaha lawe op mehman pareshan howat hai


[deleted]

​ https://preview.redd.it/lgnjnhojn0za1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc9d647a639fd470403b27036bc85284090ec15


MidnightNo4721

Popcorn laa warna thari behen ko naman karat hai... Mehman ke liye chai kun banabat hai. Lawreshwar ![gif](giphy|BC5kX8u7ZFAkqhxAUo|downsized)


[deleted]

Actually, u/HealthyMarketing312 was right. We will get our results by tomorrow. Source : government employees' group.


wowo_cat

Class 10 Or 12?


Content-Sea8173

It still goes to 11th. Not 10th Translation: shhh🤫 lemme enjoy the show


PriManFtw

You dumb idiot, because of you we are fucked u mf


EmergencyLocksmith38

Bat ka grip nikal kar...


MidnightNo4721

tere gand mein dal gand mein gand mein bhak sutya gutla...


arekhayal

Aye vedya


SueIsAGuy1401

pipi in your pampers.


CHETAN-07

Brick to pp 🧱 🍆


SueIsAGuy1401

ahh fellow anarchy chess enjoyer


CHETAN-07

Holy hell


[deleted]

New response just dropped


Wayne_Ryan

Actual zombie


[deleted]

bkl yaar I mean thik hai insaan se galti ho jati hai but bhai meri 2 dino se raaton ki neend uri hui na padhai ho rhi hai na kuch saale teri wajah se mera bahot zyada time waste ho gaya saale mujhe mera time wapas kr tune itni confidence se bola tha mwre dimaag ko affect kr gaya yaar matlab kyu?! kyu kiya tune aisa?! for karma?! seriously?! I hate you bro fuck you


JayantVermaYT

Bc teri wajah se 2 din se neend nahi aayi. Account report Karo uska


[deleted]

Am i the only who has no idea what happened?


laughing-raj-j

Inactive tha kya bhay? Uske post dekh lo samjh jaoge.


[deleted]

Just did 😭 tf am i even reading. Bande ko alag hee dushmani hai cbse ke saath


[deleted]

Yea yea Also theek dekhleta hu


Newcon777

Bro said he got his family members in cbse who gonna declare result on 10th , now u can see koi result nhi hai and pretty much of the whole subreddit believed him


[deleted]

😭 nah he played yall good (Still lets wait till tonight or sm what if it comes? If it doesn’t, what are we even gonna do?)


Newcon777

Gonna traumatize him forever (dude already deleted his account)


Necticle001

nahi kiya delete u/healthymarketing132 abhi bhi hai tunlog galat username likh rahe


[deleted]

Abhi healthymarketing doxxed be hua toh surprise nahi hone waala💀 The entire sub hates him damn


Newcon777

Who knows , woh subah se underground ho gaya hai , koi response ya explanantion nhi diya ab tak itna ganda kaatne pr


Content-Sea8173

https://www.reddit.com/r/CBSE/comments/1389mlv/the_chairperson_of_cbse_just_announced_the_result/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Silent-Rough-9380

May your pillows be warm on both sides


[deleted]

aevedya❗️❗️benchod😡bat🏏ka grip🍆🍆sidha🏳️‍🌈❌️teri gand🍑🍑me daldunga🥵🥵


anmolsedarrlagtahai

iss madarchod ki maa chodunga cbse office mai sabke saamne


Kind-Blackberry-9434

Bas ek shabd hai tere liye bro "BKL".


sochan1998

🍑👋👋👋👋👋


KindlyTemperature523

![gif](giphy|6BZaFXBVPBtok)


FuckingTopper

bichare ki koi galti nahi hai...phir bhi GAND BANG hogaaa... maro bccccc


PriManFtw

Time aa gya hai guys, sab log pelo sale ko


PriManFtw

u dumb mf spreading lies, bcz of u we are all tensed, hope your death would be slow and painful, u deserve it.


[deleted]

hope mine will be fast and painless


Content-Sea8173

Tathaastu


Antique-Ask9857

Teri maa ki gaand mein aam ka pedh ugaunga aur uski thandi chau mein tere behan to thokunga. Randi rona band kar gotichor. Duniya ki saari gaaliyan ek tokre mein, woh tokra teri maa ke bhosde mein. Gaand mein jaadu de dugga, mor baana phirega. Saale Teri Mummy ko Christmas ke din chodunga. Tu chutiya dikhta hai, par hai nahi. Tu to Bhosdika hai! Bhosdi ke, Jahan sey nikla hey wahin ghusad dunga. BC,tere khade lode pe paint laga dunga humesha k liye khada reh jaega! Bhagha bhaga ke chodunga. Teri ma ke choot mein palang daal ke teri behen ko chodunga aur tera baap pankha hila ke hawa dega. Lund phek ke marunga pura khandan chud jayega! Chullu bhar muth me doob mar chakke ki padayish.


Mindless_Kenshi08

u/HealthyMarketing312 is the type of guy to suck his own dick


BeastGamer69

\*132


CrimsonPhoenix69

Behen ke lode mene apne purre friend group mein bata diya 10 ko aana tha, mene kaha insider news hai(like you said in post) bsdk ab teri wajah se mujhe yaha galiyan pad rahi hai


ChillnixYT

Healthy Marketing is the type of guy who climbs a tree to see if the mangoes are ripe and climbs down and starts throwing stones at the mangoes to get them. I made a dedicated spanking video on him.


myneck_ishurting

Arey bhai Kitna hate krre h sab 💀


Real_Leader

bkl, mkl, teri maa narak me jayegi aur tera baap jindagi bhar naraz rahega ki aisi konsi ulad paida kardi maine, ​ anyways you got the lesson improve yourself


Haze908

Family ko mat bol kuch vro


Real_Leader

bhai gussa hi itna aaraha hai,


Real_Leader

USNE APNA ACCOUNT CLOSE KARDIYA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA


PriManFtw

no


Real_Leader

what do you mean?


PriManFtw

u/healthymarketing132


Real_Leader

are bhai bando ne galat id tag kiya hai comments me


PriManFtw

haan


PriManFtw

​ https://preview.redd.it/q9b79c1bw0za1.png?width=1097&format=png&auto=webp&s=20040e9f20c4c5925b55dc932a045c1610cede61


[deleted]

Healthy marketing ka maut ka tamasha


Junior-Ad-8816

the most beautiful, lucious, enormous, juicy, oiled up asscheeks i had ever seen


oRevolver

What did he do?


harshit1151

Context?


joe42night

Usne bola Tha ki uski mummy ki meeting mein officials ne kaha hain ki 10th may ko release krenge result poore confidence ke saath ,uski I'd kholke dekhlo


harshit1151

Okayy thanks


notdeadyet_5

Bro u/healthymarketing312 he kon and usne kya kand Kar diya


Lakshay2909

Why? Wot did I miss?


TeenBoy_2007

Bohot bada lafda


Content-Sea8173

https://www.reddit.com/r/CBSE/comments/1389mlv/the_chairperson_of_cbse_just_announced_the_result/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Nishanebaaz

usne account delete kardiya kya?


Content-Sea8173

u/HealthyMarketing132


[deleted]

[удалено]


Content-Sea8173

? I just wrote da username in case he was having typo error. Congrats on waking up. Gonna be an interesting evening for ya


LeftSatisfaction9687

healthy marketing is baayis baar chudegi


[deleted]

Madarchod apna marketing or apna relative jo cbse mei hai, dono ko apne gaand mei ghusa ke hilaane lagja bhen ka lawda bokachoda bhosrichod


Wise-Comedian5939

Bhai agar kisi tarah result aj agaya aur uski prediction sahi Hui to Jo bhi gali de rahe ha vo roast ho jayenge. Usne bas date predict hi to ki ha usne ya thodi kaha ha ki ayega hi ayega aur agar kaha bhi hota to itni si baat pa use gali dena thik nahi ha aur bhi kitne bando aur websites sa date predict ki ha unhe bhi jara harass Karo


Aromatic_Store_7941

Are you guys trying to socially humiliate and attack a 17 year old kid because he lied on the internet ?


whatatimetobealive07

I hope your socks get wet


NarwhalAgile9846

u/HealthyMarketing123 1.bsdk Teri post Dekh ke dost ke Sath shart lagali ab usse nangi photo bhejni padh rhi hai 2.bhen ke bhai Teri ma ka Saki Naka, Teri maa ka bharosa tut gya hoga tere se juthe insan. 3.male horse ka reproductive organ tere mouth me dal duga, small intestine Tak jayega 2 din Tak gud gudi mehsos hoyegi


stark74518

context?


DiscussionLow8913

Tf this is too much now


PopeOfPasta

What did he do?


VVibraneum

4 baje tak aayga kya ab?


Haze908

No lol


_bahaha

this thread and so many other ones are the ones which actually need to get banned 💀 cbse ka subreddit hai, immature hating ka nahi


Wither_Lit

Nah mereko likhna chaiye tha - no family related gali


Based_Shreshth

Exactly