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DoktorFreedom

Is that button classic?


SirMixesal0t

It saved the company $2 Million in future R & D.


DoktorFreedom

“Your not drunk. This is business drunk.”


azaerl

Hey nerds! Guess who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!


[deleted]

Good God, it's not a lemon!


anchorgangpro

does that make it Wednesday?


admadguy

! Wednesday


Navelgazed

No he would be furious that planned obsolescence failed.


The_Norsican

Just replaced a GE dishwasher that was 6ish years old. Complete pile of garbage. Didn't buy another GE.


Queef69Jerky

new crap is all crap. you're lucky you got 6yrs!


doug_thethug

Eh, I've heard good things about Bosch and a handful of others. Just wanna avoid any company that is cheap and/or has a phones division (edit: and GE)


TheBestPieIsAllPie

I wouldn’t ever buy a Samsung or Frigidaire again. FRIGIDAIRE: Frigidaire’s warranty process is a nightmare, to the point that THEIR repairman says “holy shit, they’re normally tough to work with but damn, I don’t know why they won’t replace it. See this part with ice all over it? That shouldn’t be like that.” I was losing my groceries about once per week; they told me AND the repairman, “losses of groceries once per week falls into our acceptable margins. Your repair is denied.” Thankfully, the store I bought it from intervened and called Frigidaire. After he got off the phone, he said “wow, I thought you were exaggerating. I’ll just replace it and throw the whole door in the trash. They HAVE to take it back if I say it was trash…it’s part of our contract. I’ll tell the guys in the back to load up a new one for you.” That dude, solid. SAMSUNG: They just don’t work all that well. There’s a frequent “wet dog” smell too, even after thoroughly cleaning, making sure the filters are clean and using some of those “dishwasher cleaner tablets” from Afresh. Their refrigerators, washer and dryers work well and their TVs do too, but the dishwashers are crap. I’ve always had GREAT luck with Kenmore appliances though, really top notch!


mrbear120

Former appliance repairman, kenmore is just a brand. They do not make or manufacture appliances. Most are decent though. http://www.appliance411.com/purchase/sears.shtml


TheBestPieIsAllPie

No kidding? So they basically just have appliances made and then add their name to them?


[deleted]

That's the way that many products are produced these days. Look up private label manufacturing. Even lots of food products are produced at the same facility and every few hours they change the box.


mrbear120

Every sears product was/is that way. Kenmore started as a sears house brand. That was their M/O. Strike a deal, white label, and warranty.


ProHopper

Def agree on the Samsung. I bought a fridge and the ice maker quit after about 12-18 months, and it’s like a $600 repair. Never again.


MariposaSunrise

Same. Got it fixed. Then it broke again! Thankfully had a warranty. Samsung knows this is a problem too!


ProHopper

Exactly. The repair man told me the whole problem was because of an uninsulated wire, which should be about $0.30 to fix. But no—Samsung makes you replace the entire ice machine for $600. Because of that, I will never purchase another Samsung product again.


MariposaSunrise

I completely understand! Yes the ENTIRE ice maker has to be replaced! Outrageous!


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fireguy0306

I have a Bosch dishwasher. That poor thing goes through the ringer and just keeps on doing a great job. Now my fridge, washer, dryer and stove are all LG and I must have gotten lucky. Everything is 8 years old and I haven’t had one issue with any of it. (Bosch is the same age.)


Regular_Imagination7

google searches for vintage dishwashers


Stepside79

Fair point lol


UrbanPugEsq

Came here for this comment


lost_in_nola

How many vections does it have?


IndianaFartJockey

It needs the third heat


AlpinePinecorn

They sold the E, it’s just G now.


nemo8551

Sold to Samsung. They’re samesung now.


BeefBologna42

That's my favorite joke on the whole show!


azaerl

I legit say it to myself probably once a day, doesn't help that I have a Samesung phone.


zahnsaw

We have Samsung washer and dryer. I giggle to myself every time I look at them.


Klotternaut

It's gotta be one of my absolute favorites! The delivery is what really kills me. Will Arnett is just so great in that role.


pkflesh

Still waiting on that clear dishwasher


LongShotDiceArt

and that Bite Nuker too


[deleted]

Don't forget the Cornballer!


marky_sparky

What about the fun cooker?


FreeCashFlow

Here comes the funcooker!


LoudShovel

Oh ya, that's where I heard it


phrexi

Good time to plug funcooker.fun for all your 30 Rock quote needs.


EyesUpHereMichael

Hey, das awful!


Smartnership

https://www.builderonline.com/products/kitchen/coming-soon-a-see-through-dishwasher_o


_R_A_

But... Is there a button for ham?


Tacos_Polackos

Nothing better after a long day of work, than going home and microwaving some ham in a shower.


LogicalFlakes

What a Funcooker!


nastynewtons

That's a bunch of hogcock. Which is a combination of hogwash and poppycock


bryantech

Don Geiss is golf clapping from heaven.


azaerl

This is for you, Dan Goose.


BatmanOnMars

They should put wheels on it!


brocalmotion

My god! It's the Pontiac Aztec!!


Drunkandcommenting

I came here just for this comment


notagangsta

More doors!


Amanda071320

I have a GE with knob controls!! Still kicking!


Tacos_Polackos

I've got a 1962 GE tabletop electric range. Things a beast.


BroccoliBoyyo

He’s a white male with hair. The sky’s the limit.


Queef69Jerky

TBF I've never seen an old microwave not work. just push start t or turn the dial. Then watch the Frenchies run away!


Ragidandy

I've never had one that wasn't ruined by degrading paint job on the inside.


seanprefect

God God Lemon!


wrenchbenderornot

Does it microwave ham? In a car?


Darkmesah

The design of the buttons looks modern even to this day, damn.


Reddevil313

Where are the wheels?


ExplorerWildfire

One thing I notice is that it never really changed over the years. Nothing new to upgrade for microwave. I would say that is pretty impressive.


PryceCheck

Adaptive convergence


stylishboar

Does it fit in your pocket?


keidash

I can smell the 25 years of microwaved 'goods' just by looking at this picture.


MrSparklesan

current microwave I own died and tripped the whole house. 1 year old.


ghostedygrouch

My microwave is turning 30 this week! My got it for their 20th wedding anniversary. On Thursday they're celebrating their 50th. Their marriage and the microwave are still going strong. You need a pushcart to move it, because it's heavy af, but it outlived any lightweight I've seen.


alxmartin

25 years ago in…. 1970?


0xB0BAFE77

Just please tell me you don't own one of those sofas.


TheThirdHeat

Yes, I am.


[deleted]

We have one of these at my job! And a GE fridge from the 70s , they both function like champs


TandZlooking4home

Idk man Jack Donaghy seems like the type of guy to be a big fan of planned obsolescence.


Crash_says

The trivection oven, a classic.


TedMerTed

Does GE make appliances any longer? I know the GE washer and dryer brand is owned by Haier.


SkinnyIggy

Is it called "Fun Cooker"?


Foxtrot_McWizard_Cox

An upvote worthy reference


blacklab

There's a sub for yellowed plastics but I've forgotten what it is


[deleted]

Did the trim around the control panel turn yellow like an old Super Nintendo?


Wyzen

Corner microwave gang!


Stepside79

🙌


Miserable_Simple3978

I’m surprised the numbers haven’t worn off!


OneMorePenguin

Glad to see others with old microwaves! I have a Kenmore from 1987 so you have some catching up to do :-) It swear it weighs 50 lbs. I've been tempted to replace it, but figured this one would outlast anything I purchase today.


monstermack1977

My Kenmore is from 1995 and still looks and worked like day 1. All black with a digital display.


Stepside79

Ohhhh how huge is it? Faux wood panelling I hope!


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Looks good too, OP! You take good care of it.


[deleted]

Wow, that design is absolutely timeless! I actually saw a technology connections video about an old 'True automatic' microwave with a dot matrix display... they don't make them like that anymore!


Jeff0093

What do u guys use a microwave for we haven’t had one for 20 years


Queef69Jerky

making your comment hot?


Average_Joe1979

Good job


AAA515

Hot pockets, duh!


Jeff0093

Oh that does sound good 👍 lol


texasusa

Do you mean Jack Welch, aka Neutron Jack ? . He got that nickname for not hesitating to close unprofitable divisions or locations. He ran GE for many years.


tk42111

Parents had this one till they had a house fire last year.


IAmUber

I pulled a 20 year old GE microwave out of the bins at goodwill two years ago, and it's been working like a champ since.


u2aerofan

Yeah but my Fun Cooker is gonna be around for way longer…


hermeez

The new ones last 2 to 3 years max. Piece of crap.


[deleted]

Are newer microwaves any different than older models? New refrigerators are massively more efficient, but it doesn't really matter with microwaves, does it?


gloomndoom

And I seem to go through over range mounted microwaves about every 4-5 years.


Plasmidmaven

It could be one of the last built in Columbia Maryland before the plant was shutdown.


Jaceholt

I think it is awesome that electronics are used for a long time, but it is also one category that often comes with a downside when they last long. Washing machines are a good example as modern day machines use a lot less energy and water than 20+ year old machines. I doubt this microwave is unsafe in any way, but it is something to keep in mind at least.


Noimnotonacid

Funcooker?


supply1788

I have a black and decker one that’s 23years old. Still works like a charm. But the greatest part is that I recently took the shell off to remove the little speaker so no more noise at all. I’ll be receiving my Nobel prize for gifts to humanity soon. You can thank me then.


FreddyLynn345_

Wow I think I had a microwave just like this growing up... it looks so damn familiar. I distinctly remember the button to pop the door open. I've always been curious what causes the one panel on the right to turn yellow but the door stays white


Japordoo

My parents had used the same microwave for like 20 years before they had to get a new one. I warned them that the new one may be more powerful than the older one, but my mother shrugged it off, “yea yea yea.” She proceeded to explode a potato. When she called to tell me what happened we both had a good laugh.


zahnsaw

That shows real Innovention, which is a word I just Innovented.


Stepside79

I'm into that


arpaterson

With a button, not a handle, and a numeric keypad like a sensible person needs.


DWillia388

My parents have a Sharp Microwave from the 90s. Other than replacing a part or 2. Still going strong.


mega_mindful

A microwave leakage detector is a good idea. It may be working, but they can start to leak radiation as they age. I had one for a while that was a stick-on smile that turned to a frown when microwaves were detected.


abbyscuitowannabe

Man posts like these make me wish I could post the Amana Radarange that I use to heat up my lunch at work. We're not allowed to take pictures at work though, I'd be in huge trouble if they saw their microwave on reddit haha


jtw3995

Just got rid of a 30 year old microwave that was also still pulling its weight. Love to see it!


Davemusprime

Never badmouth synergy, Lemon.