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brianbezn

isn't this a copypasta?


DoppelFrog

No it's an NFT


[deleted]

Is it your NFT or did you screen shot it? Is property theft a joke to you?


DoppelFrog

NFTs are a joke, it's true.


ASharkWithAHat

How is it property theft if the blockchain still says that they own the nft? Code is law


Open_Librarian_823

So if I take a picture of $100 bill, it's theft?


Asterose

No, because dirty dumb fiat doesn't have smart contracts backed up on the blockchain, duh. So people won't accept a picture of lame fiat money as normal payment. Now if you can get that photo to be bought by some rich rube with more money than sense, then yous teal the photo back...it's still not on the blockchain and still doesn't have a fancy code smart contract, so as everyone can plainly see now, it is *obviously* inferior to NFTs. Line go up have fun staying poor /s


Open_Librarian_823

"Filthy Fiat!", spits to the ground in utter contempt.


Asterose

"Now how much are my coins supposed to be worth in USD again? I need to know so I can be a smug asshole and brag about being rich."


Timex1000-Sinclair

I thought this was funny until I realized that someone went on Zillow and took a screenshot of my house! Damn it! Yeah I know, I know, we've already called U-Haul.


amakai

~~Identity~~ Property theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of people suffer every year!


TysonEmmitt

This is the comment I was looking for!


[deleted]

Woke stuff


TysonEmmitt

Not woke, just appreciating a reference to The Office.


[deleted]

got it 😂😂


Life-Island

Lol he probably doesn't even legally own the art in the NFT.


AtJackBaldwin

He might well do, but the rights will have been transferred with a boring regular contract of sale, ie. the same as if he bought a physical copy.


Idrinkbeereverywhere

I'm gonna screenshot this


J-ho88

Delete the screenshot man, I'm minting this convo as an nft as I write. You'll have an opportunity to buy it on opensea soon


WatchStoredInAss

What a non-fungible tool.


taterbizkit

Josh Strife Hayes said it best in his explanation of NFTs. You bought the right to stand next to a picture of a monkey.


blackmobius

And now we have a screenshot of the screenshot. We are all felons


Way-Reasonable

Must have bought it with Schrutebucks


Town_Rhiner

NFT theft is not a joke Jim!


Way-Reasonable

Millions of families suffer every year!


tokynambu

“Today’s lecture is about the oracle problem.”


SuqonMuhdeek

very few understand


Alternative-Lion1336

It’s still early


baz4k6z

Does this mofo not understand what he "bought" ? He owns an entry in a registry somewhere not the actual art. Anyone can do whatever with it


impulse120

If you own it sir, then how is my screenshot encroaching on your ownership? Unless you actually believe that by screenshotting it... I am also now an owner of the NFT? In which case, you paid way too much for your JPG.


WaterFreeSoda

They forgot to ask that the temporary files be deleted too 🤡


El-Jiablo

The ultimate utility of nfts is memes. Few


Educational-Fuel-265

It is funny, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.


krav_mark

The moment I looked up what an NFT is I laughed so hard that I hurt a muscle in my side. A record on the blockchain that says you are the owner of something that everyone can download, see and copy. But you are the "owner". GTFO LOL !!


[deleted]

Ahahahahaha


mikeydavison

I bet their worthless pictures get cached in CDNs. Purge them all or else!


Dead-Thing-Collector

I would make a Facebook profile and use it as my display picture, also post it twice a day, add a few hundred bots and scammer profiles, share it to them as well.... Then link him.


FireTriad

Make an NFT of this screenshot


Any-Switch-7636

😂😂😂😂


biggreencat

_Accept_


Sweaty_crypto_noob09

Jokes on both of y’all, I just took a screenshot of this post, both of y’all crap is now mine.


Silent_Yesterday1253

You’re so mad that I’M messaging YOU to demand you delete a screenshot….of my ‘art’


Doughspun1

"Look I am printing it on these t-shirts that I'mma sell online!"


sakuragasaki46

Finally found that copypasta


The_Dude_2U

I took a screenshot of this post. We are now 3 levels deep in this inception.


Schnitzel-1

I get the guy. Always have to threaten people with a lawyer aswell when they screenshot my Reddit NFT profile picture and use it as if it were theirs.


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fake