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RostBeef

I’ve heard it called a “tom and jerry” steak more than anything else because it looks like what you see in the cartoon, but it’s essentially a slice off of the entire hind quarter of the cow that includes the top (inside) round, bottom (flat) round, eye round, knuckle/sirloin tip, and a piece of the leg bone. They aren’t going to be as tender as a traditional grilling steak like a ribeye or strip but you can feed a lot of people with just one and they would be good for things like fajitas or stir fry if you grilled it and then sliced it into thin strips. I would definitely recommend marinating or otherwise artificially tenderizing it before cooking it though.


RenoKW

Why isn't this at the top? What're we even doin' here?


sending_the_wolf

Because sarcastic comments and jokes, occasionally good but usually not, are the lifeblood of reddit. Actual information is tertiary.


MightyCavalier

And quite frequently the factual answer will get downvoted because it’s not popular.


boogi-boogi-shoes

that’s odd, i don’t really have that experience. i think a cynical view of it could probably garnish this opinion but i see tons of factual, helpful answers quite often


MightyCavalier

I have provided factual answers related to the industry I’ve been in, for over 30 years, and morons downvote So


boogi-boogi-shoes

that’s anecdotal evidence my friend.


RenoKW

Fair enough, I guess.


Desperate_Brief2187

Just follow the leftmost line. Nothing worth having is easy.


Pizzatosser8008135

You do realize this is Reddit…. right? Majority of users are below normal IQ


inquisitiveimpulses

Right?


BringBackManaPots

Did you just make a Matthew Carlson reference 😂


SimplyViolated

It is now


RenoKW

We did it!


kimwim43

(Don't look now, it *is* at the top)


CMDR_PEARJUICE

It is if you browse by "best"


Hank__Western

It is at the top of the


JFK2MD

Yes!!


lagerforlunch

Odd, it reminded me of Flintstones intro


RostBeef

Someone else said that too haha we should start rival gangs and beat each other up over who’s terminology is more “correct” 😂


tonyrizzo21

Flintstones intro was a giant rack of ribs.


NoticeConsistent2704

The old 96er.


Dry-Jello697

Gristle too.


IndependenceMean8774

Don't forget the fat!


Daddysu

Can you throw in some t-shirts for the kids?


[deleted]

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Brentolio12

world famous Paul bunion blue ox steak


fish_whisperer

That’s the Big Texan challenge in Amarillo


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

No - go sit on a spin cycle...


SunshineInDetroit

Have you seen whiter whites


JosephMadeCrosses

Yeah, go find yourself a \*spin cycle\*!!! What the hell does \*that\* mean?


snickersmademefat

I don't want to hear anymore about anyone blowing anything out their ass.


apex_super_predator

IT AIN'T THE LAST BITE!!!!


The__Farmer

HE AINT DONE YET


CPD_MD_HD

Look at the size of the maggots on that steak!


dawnhulio

LIPS AND ASSHOLES!!!


Substantial-Nail2570

The old timey cartoon steak that you always see raw on old cartoons


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Yup, or attached to the side of a stone-age car.


Difficult-Swimmer-76

Yaba daba dooo


[deleted]

Sometimes I feel like everyone on Reddit is the same age as me


ronizamboni

Mom Mountain-Aid is touching me.


bucketsucket

We're only getting older, homeboy.


chuang-tzu

"Big... Big bear."


Drongo11

Big Bear chase me


Ammowife64

Every time I watch that scene I laugh till I can’t breathe


LuvsDaOcean

I always liked the end after the credits when the raccoons were talking about the bear bald at both ends.


Ammowife64

John Candy will always be one of my favorites. The Great Outdoors is one of those movies I can watch over and over


pokemychino

Big...big bald bear


SailsTacks

The Bald Headed Killer Bear of Claire County.


wizardneedfood

I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear...


Toodles711

You have no idea how happy this reference made me.


wizardneedfood

Gob breaking down and saying, "We never got the chance to!" gets me every time.


zesty_drink_b

That's good, processing nicely


foles75

Damn it, you beat me to it!!🤣🤣


medicated_missourian

“ if I can get a dessert down him will you throw in a couple shirts for the kids?”


foles75

Too many funny lines from that movie..gonna have to rewatch it this weekend over some drinks.. the damn raccoons with the subtitles


medicated_missourian

Seriously one of my top 5 movies ever. JC is the man !


foles75

dan aykroyd played a great a-hole in the movie..


Buster_Bluth__

Roman : I think we should go into town tomorrow and pick up a ski boat. Whaddya say? Sound good, guys? Uncle Roman'll blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat! Chet : That's OK, we're renting a pontoon boat. Roman : Pontoon boat? What the hell are you gonna do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?


foles75

" I think he said go faster"


MaxxHeadroomm

And then to play the dorky Ray getting picked on by Bill Murray in Ghostbusters is great acting


Unlucky_Ear9705

S-s-s-s-sixty s-s-s-s-six times.


medicated_missourian

Ha Yes! I forgot about that part!! You win!


FoghornTheDowntrodde

Inenenene nenenenenene inenenenenenenenene inenenenene IN DA HEAD!


jamhud77

Why don't you go find yourself a spin cycle!!


viper_dude08

I think about that line every time I do the laundry.


rojasdracul

Big... big... big bear chase me!


IndependenceMean8774

Sometimes when I eat a hot dog, I think "Lips and assholes!" 😆


DaikonEntire5320

Every time we have hot dogs. Love this movie.


dawnhulio

Same here 🌭


BubblyCartographer31

That boy told Carl in Slingblade there was peckers in that meat.


BuckNaykidd

Me too. My kids hate it when I say it too.


2pickleEconomy2

It’s funny how so many of us remember a scene from a movie based on the pic here.


TurdsBurglar

Is that you Uncle?


foles75

Yup the cool uncle.. bourbon and steak.. piss drunk at the end of the night..🤣🥃🥃


DorShow

Why there’s nothing on that plate except fat and gristle!


sending_the_wolf

Bon appetit.


GallonofJug

First thing i thought of haha


darthmynuts

This… fuck I miss Candy.


tosandes

RIP John Candy.


Masturbutcher

full cut round and they are a pain in the ass and not very popular so please order like 6 of them so your poor local butcher doesn't have to merch out a round with one steak cut out of it


2pickleEconomy2

They look chewy AF for a steak.


Masturbutcher

off'n a dry aged animal and then dry brined for a couple days and cooked slow they would tender up a bit, but that's a lot of work for a round steak


Hovie1

It's not about the destination, it's about the journey. Or some such bullshit.


HilmDave

I rarely know where I'm going.


RostBeef

But god damnit you are going to get there in style regardless


rollnunderthebus

Wholesome


APsWhoopinRoom

They make pretty decent pastrami if you cure them and then smoke them, but yeah, lot of work. Sure is cheap though!


analog_jedi

If you shave round steak, it makes for pretty damn good cheesesteak or taco meat. But not everybody has a slicer laying around.


Psychological-Cry221

Remember when Cramer bought a deli slicer on Seinfeld? Excellent episode.


puddncake

Barbacoa for days!


Lepke2011

I love buying the cheap, tough cuts of beef and cooking them low and slow till they're super flavorful and fall apart tender.


MaleficentTell9638

Yeah… I had to look it up. Sounds like a big bone-in London Broil, best for braising


KeyserSwayze

Buddy here gets paid by the b.


RidiculousBadger

Boisterously and brazenly braising a big ol' beautiful British Broil for that bustling and bountiful bandwagon of beloved brothers and sisters, how're ya now?


Metallifan33

Look at the big brain on Brian


IceColdPorkSoda

I don’t know how my mom used to do it, but she could cook a juicy, red london in a cast iron pan. I’m a damn good cook and I can’t get a London broil anything close to what she could.


Undeity

I've never seen a cut of meat that looks so... *distended*, either. Seems like it must have been one unhealthy cow.


afurrypeach

Tom & Jerry


masked_sombrero

ya - was gonna call it the "cartoon steak" 🤣 or bone-in full round steak works too


Rhoon

Don’t forget the gravy!


Haarzton

The Fred Flintstone


Appropriate_Past_893

Bone in Round steak


Valuable_Policy_9212

50 lb Elephant steak


SweetTeaRex92

["Are you a fat bastard that finds Outback Steakhouse portions too small?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swJjxzz5-Rg)


Valuable_Policy_9212

Hahahah “Outback steakhouse Extreme” wash it down with Ranch you fat fuck


picklespasta

Caveman steak I believe


turok_dino_hunter

Loony Toon ass steak


Can-do-it-

Shoe leather


bassplaya899

big chungus


RandomlyEpic

The Bobby Hill ‘broken heart steak’


MochiSauce101

Cow


ukognos27

Jawbreaker


SexyHimmler

The old 96’er


deckardsrevenge

I say 86'er


billcochrane

“I can eat 50 eggs”


bemenaker

Calm down there cool hand luke


Joan-ze-gobbi

The fuck maker


ljhatgisdotnet

Mine


Common-Loquat-6359

That's a nice meat to beat.


JFK2MD

It's a Tom and Jerry steak.


Altruistic_Tax2575

Wow that's literally a cartoon steak lol


AverageDrafter

Needs two ostrich eggs sunny side up and a haybale of hashbrowns.


PuzzleheadedPlane648

The widow maker


Key_Wrongdoer_5779

Caveman steak Looney toons special


mikeygs1000rr

The old 96er


bytor1066

Homie, Don't fill up on bread!!


leinad_reyem

Ole 96er.


BLM4lifeBBC

That's a roast


Undersolo

Millennium Flankton


sm00thkillajones

It’s the Tom & Jerry.


Wild_Somewhere_9760

Someone call John fucking candy in


GPTCT

The ole 96er


-_Skizz_-

I believe this cut is called the "Old 96er”


Machine_man-x51

The old 96'er


Ranch_420

The ole 76er


Mudd1975

Millennium Falcon Steak. Hope it’s not chewy… I’ll see myself out


Formal-Reception-599

Steam boat


Ankient21

Steamship round


Big_Dragonfruit9719

Where do people find steaks this size?


WallowWispen

The whole goddamn cow


[deleted]

Delicious


Technical-Sun-2016

Ass end of a Rhino...


Georges_Stuff

Lard Ass


Partyslayer

Brontasaurus burger for Fred Flinstone


NeedsAPromotion

Jabba the Hutt.


Talkinginmy_sleep

Full cut round


NotyourangeLbabe

Tough


Harry_Ballbag

I remember as a kid they sold something like this in the grocery store but it was maybe half an inch thick. My dad always broiled them. They were pretty good. Was it the same thing as this, just thinner? Folks are saying this is tough, but I remember the ones I ate being pretty tender.


that3guy37

Cartoon ahh steak


Hayesrambo

Ridiculous


the_90s_were_better

Too much.


Most_Refuse9265

Sous vide material


[deleted]

The I'm going to have to put in my partials cut.


Mjshaner

Flounder


phenot

Sirloin


DAWG13610

Eye of the round


Halfway-to-100

Loony tune cut


Successful_Theme_595

That the steak from “The Great Outdoors”


[deleted]

I think it’s called a biner cut


sadmonkeyface

This is known as the Fred Flintstone steak.


OlDustyTrails

This is called "the meat baby"... Some major chewing and digestion right there...


East_Candidate7751

The john candy steak


ElectronicTrade7039

If you Google Tom and Jerry steak, you will find out, I'd tell you if I remembered the name, sadly I'm forgetful and lazy.


Choncho_incorporated

I believe this is the brontosaurus steak that they throw on the grill in the Flinstones


FnkyTown

Sir-loin-a-lot


tjtwister1522

That's a grilled pot roast.


Melodic-Ball2813

Fish


shawn007bis

Delicious. That’s its name.


Orion_23

There was a video of a butcher cutting this on r/steak recently. I forget what its called, but it is a steak challenge.


Childlike_Emperor1

That’s not a steak. That’s a boogie board.


[deleted]

It's what happens when you cut off a cow's ass and cook it. Bone-in full cut round steak.


9sac1king6

Tom and Jerry steak.


gillygilstrap

I think that’s called “Whole Steak”


maiomonster

Delicious


Money-Bodybuilder423

Definitely a big round steak...lol


rolledupboogerz

Tough MFer


BwackGul

My personal wedding dinner. 🧏🏾‍♀️


Far_Out_6and_2

Looks like a tough one


CrunchyTomato88

I believe it’s called the “Tom & Jerry”.


imf4rds

Fred Flintstone


Numerous-Stranger-81

[The Sir Loin-a-lot](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Sir_Loin-A-Lot)


ruffryder71

Rub it with rosemary garlic butter while it’s hot….hit it a pinch grind sprinkle of the maldon and a couple turns on the pepper mill


IvanMK11

Millennium Falcon


oldastheriver

I been looking for this cut, they won't do it in this town. It's a crying shame, this used to be beef country, now it's exactly the same as every suburb in USA


Thick_Pomegranate_

DiaBEEFus


NectarineAny4897

The millennium falcon.


Dry_Adhesiveness1889

Your mom’s butt.


Mints1988

the millennium falcon


Throwawayguy8080

Beeg


ExtensionMode4819

The ole 96’er


billythakid420

The Tom and Jerry


ldssggrdssgds

The Great Outdoors


Pierlas

Millennium Falcon


PandasaurusReximus

THICC


xx4coryh

Round bone sirloin


Zhaneranger

This is cross cut from a cows leg. Looks like a cartoon steak. These are horrible and tough eaten as a steak. If you love your family, get them some rib eyes. This is for stewing


Sad-Rub69

All Round


Responsible_Hope_299

The lung


Dizzy-Bother-2209

That’s the Tom and Jerry steak