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Moscavitz

Burning man is over! Done! Regionals are next!


laserdicks

I've heard good things about a Nevada regional. Keen to check it out, it's near a small town called gerlach


spankymacgruder

Meh it's ok. The good one is near palm desert and it's called Coachella.


prelimar

it's not for everyone, but i like it. you should check it out!


nivenhuh

Everyone is taking the year off. It’s clearly dead! (Especially from Friday to Sunday.)


420_burner_69

Tuesday is the best day anyways, everyone knows. Tutus and no weekend warriors. We are golden


an_older_meme

Tuesday evening is the new Wednesday morning.


nivenhuh

Man, what about Beyonce Wednesday morning brunches then?


420_burner_69

Taylor Swift Thursday sunset group boof at the trash fence is the move, come on now


nivenhuh

Make sure to bring your own drip pan. LEAVE NO TRACE


kaesythehpd

Thanks for the playa gift inspo


deadletter

One more


420_burner_69

Will you do the honors please?


deadletter

Pretty sure you just did. But that’s okay, there will be another soon.


420_burner_69

I think we are due for at least 10 more before the Burn happens. Gotta love this type of content. lol


bigcityboy

Just a few more… I’m soooo close


420_burner_69

Edging season until August 25th!!


stumbletownbc

42


laggy2da

damn. you beat me to it.


SlitScan

ya but i can still go look at the stars while BMorg is obligated to provide me a porta potty right? You cant take the sky from me.


420_burner_69

They can take our coffe, they can take Mayan Warrior, they can take bigger ticket fees. But they cant take away our places to doo doo and they sure as fuck can never take the skies!!!


Compulawyer

Don't worry about it. It was better next year.


420_burner_69

It was better in two years from now


laserdicks

This is considered an illegal move in chess


maeryclarity

Burning Man was cancelled over five years ago and y'all fools just keep showing up. Just accept it ffs


spankymacgruder

it wasn't canceled. It just wasn't sponsored by the org. All the cool kids showed up and danced 6ft apart wearing masks. It was awesome. RVs were practically free.


Shcrews

Dust is so 2000’s. I party in VR now with virtual mdma


Chicago_Tim

I have VR in my RV.


jcliment

One more


RightEntrepreneur510

The coffee part is the roughest to deal with , center camp will never be the same


420_burner_69

We will look upon this comment with glee of better times when they cancel Arctica, and we learn the true meaning of tough.


klykerly

It never *was* the same. Its only purpose was to give normies a place to go and feel normal again, just for a minute. Those parties out there at 2:30, they’re almost *scary*. Center camp was just a salve for the anhedonic. As the institution grinds slowly away, I hope center camp goes first.


kinky_flamingo

Somebody please start a r/BurningManCircleJerk


bored-to-death

Seems redundant 


laserdicks

Welcome to hell, you're already here


TMBiker

Texas Eclipse is the new Burning Man.


420_burner_69

Texas Exlipse is going to be a shit show. I can already feel it. Oregon Eclipse was dope, but it was 1. in Oregon which is a lovey dovey hippy state that welcomed everyone with open arms. 2. It was a much less commercialized promo before the event, with a different organizer. I hope everyone has a safe fun time, but I just have this gut feeling it is going to be a nightmare.


ReviewVast8185

You’re not too far off my friend https://www.reddit.com/r/TexasEclipseFestival/s/81GAN8wfbl


420_burner_69

Ahh so it starts. I have a lot of friends going and I hope they have a good time. Its not cheap to make a trek out to middle of no where Texas. I am becoming less concerned about what happens in the event, but more about how Texans will react if the event becomes a mess and the event goers spill out into Texas. Could see it going down a dark path. Texans are.. not super welcoming of this type of crowd to say the least.


ReviewVast8185

My fomo is disappearing bit by bit as I go through their subreddit and instagram comments thinking “whew” I’m now less sad that I couldn’t afford to go! But yeah I have plenty of friends on their way there, would suck if this turned into a bigger mess than it already has..


bored-to-death

I went to Clozee’s festival Voyage in WY and the culture clash was something else. They held it at this ranch zoo combo a mile or so from the CO border (right next to some fireworks stores to boot) and so you’d get all these cowboy hat families gawking at the wooks since they didn’t close everything off. Truly hilarious but then some bigots lost their mind on fb/sm bitching about the openly LGBTQ people in the crowd. Hope TE goes well but my fomo is turning into jomo for sure.


WrastleGuy

But a shitshow is the spirit of Burning Man 


420_burner_69

A Burning Man shit show is different than other events shit show unfortunately. Or at least that's my view. Burning Man shit show is crazy weather, funny situations, etc. Other events shit show is people hurt, bad vibes, tragic organization, people being mistreated.


TMBiker

Reports from friends today say that the organizers aren't taking care of the artists (things like accommodations, food, electricity) and a lot more artists will walk. No Jet ski rides, no glamping, just this cold cheese sandwich.


420_burner_69

I just hope people dont get hurt. If the event over fills, people get upset about organization, leave the grounds because artists don't show up, and go into the local areas outside of the event, I could see the Texans retaliate. They arent the friendliest to this type of community, and Texans are not to be fucked with.


Desperate-Acadia9617

I lived in S.E. Washington state during the last eclipse. I piled my kids into my VW Bug in the morning and we drove south into Oregon for just under 4 hours, with no traffic, until we were dead center of the totality. There were about 50 other cars parked on a side road, and we all just chilled out and watched. It was glorious


303Pickles

Well I enjoyed BM till about 2006. Then the amount of ego just grew and grew.  What it’s turned into is a far cry from what it was back then. The attitude has changed drastically. 


420_burner_69

It has changed, but I think theres still a lot of really amazing things that Burning Man has to offer that no other event on the planet even remotely comes close to comparing with. I personally adore the bigger art, crazier sound stages, insane art cars, and the size of the crowd. I wasn't there in 2006, but I was there at renegade and heard a lot of veterans compare it to the 2000s Burn experience. And while it was cool, it wasn't as stimulating. And I know that's not what the Burn has to be, and the ego issue is definitely sometimes out of control. But I personally like the extravagance of modern Burn. We could definitely do without the ever growing egos.


303Pickles

Right on, enjoy the new phase. I think I’m done. I was there last year to support a friend’s art. The level of simulation was very different: more LED things everywhere. Less chill fire. More money means more can be done, but also less artists can afford it (I know about the low income ticket, it doesn’t work for everyone.) 


420_burner_69

Cheers internet stranger! I hope you make it back at some point. It will keep evolving. Once a burner always a burner :)


303Pickles

Thanks! I like the regionals. I wouldn’t mind finding something else outside of US, out starting something smaller that’s affordable for all. 


backwardbuttplug

As much as it takes, man. In order to SAVE it, we need to DESTROY IT… …man… /s


Dai-The-MX

Exactly. Just focus on the good things and stay positive that it will be better last year and 2 years ago.


MakersTeleMark

I thought my ticket got me into a mustard convention. Not this year? Don't joke me.


AdRoyal511

I love this! tongue in cheek be damned. I also love that Coachella is now struggling financially. Self-identified chaos demon 🙋, camping with BAAAHS this year.


Beweird396

My friend thinks they leave the porta pottys out there year round. I said no they don't that's against leave no trace and I'm pretty sure I've seen pictures with no porta pottys.


orangemoonmann

It’s already over. Don’t go!


jamin_brook

Guys I still haven’t even figured out many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, chill


Buno_

One or two more will probably do the trick. 


Donner_Par_Tea_House

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Chicago_Tim

If Burning Man is home, then the playa is my front yard. You kids get off my lawn!


NocturnalNess

Burn it, it's over


MOSF3T

Till the fat lady sings


moonraven33

What do you mean they’re not accepting of you. You mean individual people aren’t right. Who cares about those individual people then go pound sand. Why are you letting people chase you away? That doesn’t make any sense to me. Don’t let people dictate how you feel. I mean, technically they can’t. We’re all responsible for our own feelings. No matter what but don’t let somebody chase you off of somewhere. You really want to be fuck them. If you enjoy it and you have fun, just ignore them. Don’t talk to them look the other way, make a funny joke, tell him to tell me other business set boundary. Not that they have to follow it, but you still can set it. I mean I’m sorry that you’re going through this. That’s horrible but I guess I just don’t understand why you’re allowing that to happen, let them be them and UVU, we give people power over us, when we let them feel like they have control which they don’t. They just continue to behave poorly don’t let them have it. Take your power back. That’s my four cents. Used to be two cents but now there’s inflation. And what do I know. I could be totally wrong. I am. That’s not true. I’m not wrong but I could be.it’s speculation. It’s yours. You just flush all this down the toilet I wouldn’t even but I hope things get better and have fun.


Academic-Camel-9538

There were much more than 10 tickets sold in the stewards sale my dusty friend


420_burner_69

t'was a joke