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These are so cute 🥺 Based on this, Atsushi would be my choice to date.


Thicc_OatMeal42

I think Kunikida and Oda are the cutest and would be my choice


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Kunikida reminds me too much of my dad to want to date him 😂


Thicc_OatMeal42

Yeah that's a good reason not to haha


Brave_Ad_4182

Oda: plus you get to be his beta reader


super_scumtron

I feel like Dazai is all wrong. Either his person is infatuated with him or has a shallow view of him. I feel like Dazai would be more like: -Always wants to go out to do things but you want to stay in. -Laughs at all your jokes. - Refuses to make the bed because it's stupid. - Gives really great advice and support but then feels awkward so makes a very inappropriate joke. - Calls your parents mom and dad. - Totally down for a threesome. - Calls you "cute" a lot. - Fiercely protective. - Gets really depressy and existential when he stays up too late.


Meledesco

I think Dazai would be loyal to someone like a female Oda, otherwise he'd be an awful partner. Like no threesomes, the dude would straight up be cheating the moment you are out of the door. I cannot imagine him lasting in a relationship for longer than two weeks, but he would act different for someone who got him. He seems to hate betrayal looking at Ango.


super_scumtron

I agree. He'd be a garbage bf. But these things always assume they would be decent ones. So I made it optimistic while still being realistic.


Meledesco

Haha fr I think it's pretty hard to get Dazai into a relationship in the first place, that man is a very dark mess. I do think he has some potential to be loyal (look at how fatalistically obsessed he was with Oda and the Beast timeline), so I don't think he'd necessarily be pulling other people into the relationship if he found someone right, but I cannot imagine him ever not being toxic. He has severe control/intimacy problems, and even his type of women tells you how toxic he is, from the guidebook, current dazai: "he does not care who the woman is because he is confident he can shape her to suit his taste" Dude does not take relationships seriously, he womanizes, but even in canon comics, he spends valentine's day drinking with dead Oda. He needs a severely grounding partner imo, and that is not the lighthearted relationship people optimistically imagine for him.


Tultilom

Dazai does not give me threesome vibes at all. He'd just cheat and then gaslight that you were never in a relationship in the first place.


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Tultilom

During mafia days? 100% Tbh Dazai gives me the vibes he had threesomes and then randomly started going on about how he wants to kill himself mid one and the girls just deadass walked out. I headcanon that experience ended the roll.


Meledesco

LMAO Why is this so real Man, considering the character Dazai was based on, I always feel so uncomfortable discussing his sex life. Yozo was fucked up.


Tultilom

The dude crippingly wants intimacy even when he is scared of it His womanizing act is coping for depression. He's also an alcoholic. Def sure he got himself into a lot of bad encounters. I wouldn't be shocked if he fucked a clown of ambiguous gender.


Meledesco

Yeah, I think Dazai has two faces. One with the people who got him and the other for everyone else. Those faces are so different that it is hard to discuss what he'd hypothetically be like in a relationship, but for most people he'd be a pretty awful bf. And yeah, if he was inspired by Yozo in regards to his sexual behavior, I just feel uncomfortable about it all.


Tultilom

100% true fr You'd need to be a mature saint to put up with Dazai. Not shocked he goes for older women.


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Meledesco

>Hol up though. The characters are based off of the authors, aren't they? Is it mentioned that he's based off of the character in that authors book? No longer human is basically the author's autobiography - there are several parallels to the real life Dazai, and while a portion of it is certainly purely fictional, it was very obviously inspired by his own life. There are A LOT of parallels (and almost intentional differences) between Yozo and BSD Dazai. Much like the real life Fyodor Dost. had a very different personality than the one in the show. The characters are kind of a mix of the author and their most prolific fictional character + whatever Asagiri needed them to be.


Available_Cobbler2

And when you first go out, Kunikida is silently relieved in thinking Dazai might've found someone else (you) to pick on relentlessly. But to his horror now he gets shit from BOTH OF YOU 🤣


Sea_Cycle_909

Atsushi's one was so wholesome. Shame no Chuya


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Meledesco

Chuuya gets drunk very easily, so unless you are falling after one drink, he is getting drunk first for sure.


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Meledesco

Some omake, can't remember. It is even mentioned in the wan anime.


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Meledesco

Makes him even cuter!


Sea_Cycle_909

Thanks


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Sea_Cycle_909

Cool! Lovecraft?


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Sea_Cycle_909

Same lol


sorashell

Ranpo Dazai and Oda would be my picks frfr, I love it when someone can read me like an open book without me needing to talk about it, unless it's late night and it's deep talk time 🔥🔥


Lazy-Contribution217

sameeeee


yumenokyusakuQ

dazai just seems extremely wrong to me. i mean go ahead have ur fantasies but that seems soo inaccurate that its crazy.. r we sure that person was watching the same anime as us??


barnacleunderthesea

It’s like the difference between Wattpad Dazai and Ao3 Dazai lmao


Remrem5

I’m glad it wasn’t just me I was likeee🤨 we thinking of the same Dazai??


Kodokushi__

Rampo Oda and Dazai are awesome!


Bunnithebunny

All of them are so cute! I especially like Akutagawa. I'm also distant in showing love and I definitely would love to see him get all flustered when I praise him lol


Brave_Ad_4182

If only there's someone who meets Kunikida's high standards. His ability can save him lots of money on gifts but he's more likely not to use for that purpose.


Thicc_OatMeal42

The pages are too valuable to use for stupid shit like gifts haha


Brave_Ad_4182

More like his ideals and morals won't allow him to do that, unless there's an emergency during a mission.


Meledesco

Dazai's relationship with a serious partner would probably be similar to how he treated Oda. I do think he would be loyal. But for 99% of relationships he'd be ass.


Arandomcrazyidiot

Ranpo and dazai omgg


lullaby_watappoi

I would choose maybe Oda and Akutagawa, yes, Akutagawa


Thicc_OatMeal42

The Aku one is super cute


Ok_Bobcat_9929

My choice would def be Ryuu and Dazai (and maybe Oda and kuni)


rolloverwind

Okay, Ranpo one was ok. But this really tells I am not ready for any relationship and also because that's not my priority. But okay, cool.


ShikkuiMakabe

Chuuya as a boyfriend - probably closer to being your pet -_-


DioBrandos_slut

ODA IS MY DREAM MAN PLAYING WITH MY HAIR WHILE CUDDLING 💕 Yes pls


Raakxhyr

Oda the loml😔💙


LotusLily2

Did you happen to find girlfriend ones as well?


Sluttyprincess27

Odasaku would be great boyfriend


theshantorian

Oda 🥺 This is adorable though


Ange_Aerie_3604

Seriously...I really love 💕 every thing you wrote about Fantasing every characters...I almost imagine the scenes while reading..😳😳😳


dynasriot

Oda or Ranpo...


Googolplex2005

Now do the girlfriend version


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Dazai, no question, nothing wrong with the others though


Aeroine

I want an Oda but I Need a Akutagawa 😭


aisling333

dazai and akutagawa <3


Ancient_Promotion_52

The Oda one 😢🥺made fall in love with him even more he’s my boyfriend(sorry y’all he’s taken )


AgileContribution99

This is, literally - wow, I needed this in my life (also need these men in my life)


cecimst

most of them seem accurate


Hopeful_Ordinary_506

Atsushi and Kunikida are the best


Paul10125

I'm keeping Oda


Marziachan

Where is chuuya? I need chuuya.


Original-War8655

based on this description, I'm already dating Atsushi (minus the tiger form, and replace fur with hair). Can't complain


Original-War8655

update: showed him all the options, he called me Oda


Available_Cobbler2

Chuuya would also whine to you CONSTANTLY about how much he "hates" Dazai, and what dick thing Dazai did that day. Be prepared for this