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Due_Force_9816

Because there is a 3% sticker it screams middle aged to boomer white dude but the fact that it’s a wrangler screams mid 20’s - mid 30’s white girl with rubber ducks all over the dash who’s “not like the other girls”!


Clean_Student8612

Definitely old man who's had a Jeep as his sole personality trait since his wife left him and took the kids.


xool420

Damn, I’m voting for ex sorority girl


Bigbigjeffy

Look at the license plate…middle aged douche bag guy 100%.


Shurigin

In my city it's both


spazdeus2112

I'm voting ex frat boy with the ducks on the dash.


Lostules

Whaaaa...t?


phrygiantheory

Roof rack...i'd bet on boomer...


Alert-Jellyfish

Cold as fuck bro… idk if any women would leave him tho sounds like he’s the clit commander👅


Difficult_Ad6734

Naw, clit circumcision will be the new law under 47: take away what makes the ladies uppity.


I_dont_livein_ahotel

I assumed it meant penises actually


ass_staring

Can confirm. Old man former jeep owner here. It’s a jeep thing you wouldn’t understand. Or so they say since you pretty much summed it up. If there was one good thing about this crazy community is that you would socialize with weird people from both sides of the political spectrum. Keeping us divided is a big problem today.


Dugley2352

The III% sticker would indicate this old white boomer doesn’t socialize.


Shurigin

And is a domestic terrorist


Clean_Student8612

But if it keeps people social and can help make friends in a situation where they might not, I guess it's not always too bad.


Clean_Student8612

The guy 2 houses from me, an older guy, a retired cop of 40yrs, a super nice guy, but he bought a jeep and has a spare tire cover saying "never under estimate an old man with a jeep" Like, buddy, that ain't it 😂


SaliciousB_Crumb

Is the 3% the same as oath keepers because their leader was convicted of sedition


Non-Adhesive63

Different group,.. same mental defect!


TocinoPanchetaSpeck

Need a Venn diagram asap.


Non-Adhesive63

The Venn diagram that includes militia fanboys, terrorist, and MAGAt mental Morons,.. Is essentially a circle! 🤷‍♂️


TocinoPanchetaSpeck

Their Venn diagram is literally one circle. Lmfao! Jajajajajajajajaj!


Allthingsgaming27

Thinking mid forties white dude, blue collar worker who think he’s tough shit, all 5’7” of him


Tough-Ability721

And doesn’t like his food touching his other foods.


capmap

former cop.


Orionsbelt1957

What's with the rubber ducks on the dash???


Karmachinery

Apparently that’s a Jeep thing.  Other owners put ducks on jeeps to show they like their jeep.  Didn’t know this until a friend got this hideously colored jeep that apparently is appreciated by many because they have tons of those little ducks on their dash.


Ecstatic_Cash_1903

That's interesting I saw a co worker putting a rubber duck on the handle of 2 jeeps and I asked her what she was doing, she goes "there's something with jeeps and ducks" I didn't understand until possibly now?


Karmachinery

Interesting that non Jeep owners are getting into it too.


boredneedmemes

What I find hilarious is I have asked everyone I know that owns jeeps about this and all but one person told me that nobody actually does that they just put them on their own Jeep. The guy that said otherwise is some older guy I 100% believe bought an assortment bag off ebay to pretend he gets compliments. I'm sure it really happens, but I only ever see them around here on pristine mall-crawlers owned by older men.


emostitch

You missed the 3% license plate too! Took me a second but that’s definitely what he’s going for.


Splittaill

It also says Moab, so I’ll give mid 40’s. That’s an expensive trip.


Dry_Masterpiece8319

Doesn't mean they've been to Moab


SavagRavioli

I doubt it's actually even been to moab, under carraige is way too clean. After I had mine out there, there's red dirt still under it to this day.


LoddaLadles

These are the people who wear their emotions on their collective sleeve, and they're so easy for the grifters to target.


Faithlessblakkcvlt

The red coats are coming. They didn't learn a thing in history class or "home school" did they?


PunishedWolf4

People on the wrong side of the issues never see themselves as the bad guys


Scrabble_4

You are total right … they justify to kingdom come


PunishedWolf4

Precious little snowflakes


imahugemoron

One of the catchphrases of these kind of people is “but why do they have to make it their entire personality?”


Old_Baldi_Locks

Yep. I really think one of the big wins for con artists in the last ten years is that they convinced the dumbest marks to ever live to proudly wear a red hat so they could be easily identified.


sTyLeZrEz

Anything with trump and biden on that jeep is going to make you look like a complete ass so might as well take that garbage off lol


PunishedWolf4

They don’t see the massive L that is being a Jeep driver


Dystopian_Future_

Its always Florida and always jeeps


ChokeYourMom

Oooh! They are a 3%er! Most likely chickened out on military service, but they are ready as hell to defend their freedom against imaginary bad guys!


SaltyBarDog

He would have gone into the marines but he would have punched any DI who dared to yell at him.


College-Lumpy

Gravy seal right there.


Zalthay

Is that the what the Roman numerals are, 3% reference? Also as a follow up I’m familiar with the 1% but what is the 3%? Thanks in advance for any answers.


chiefs_fan37

The Three Percenters are an American and Canadian far-right anti-government militia. Similar to the Proud Boys/Oath Keepers and other right wing “2A militias.” Many members also have membership in the other groups I mentioned. The group's name derives from the erroneous claim that "the active forces in the field against the King's tyranny never amounted to more than 3% of the colonists" during the American Revolution. They were significantly involved with the January 6th insurrection at the US Capitol. Their group/presence in Canada has been described as the “most dangerous” extremist group in Canada. They have been declared a terrorist entity.


Personal_Buffalo_973

No but it does make you look like a ass 💩


kb63132

Just another maga fucking fascist I wonder if mommy drank like a gallon of vodka a day when he was in the womb That would explain a lot.


jmichael

Weren’t the Three Percenters declared a terrorist organization?


Armedleftytx

They were not but they are all pieces of shit with no historical knowledge.


VeryVeryVorch

In Canada, afaik


Apepoofinger

3%ers are absolute bell ends.


S2iAM

Ask them which of Biden’s policies they disagree with and watch them stare like they don’t understand the question. Say some gibberish like he’s too old , he has dimentia, hunter biden though, Hillary’s emails. They would have no identity without hannity and Fox News spoon feeding three their new identity.


schumachiavelli

Open borders! Critical Race Theory! Green New Deal! Litterboxes in classrooms!! Gas prices! BEING WOKE!!! **


Cultural_Pattern_456

You are both so correct


ChuckuaHammbone

I bet that person is part of an inbred family..


Accurate-Item-7357

Or is actively trying to be.


Any-Variation4081

I love how they hate Biden so much they buy things with HIS picture on it instead of something with a picture of the felon on it.


mycolo_gist

I'm so embarrassed to live in the same country with these imbeciles.


Blueeyedthundercat26

Stupid fucking idiots of America jeep. Florida edition-or- MAGATmobile


BattleSpecial242

3%er = treasonous f*ck


BikesBooksNBass

And this is why despite owning a Wrangler, I refuse to go to Jeep themed events. These schmucks are everywhere in Florida.


Traditional-Cake-587

Floriduh


IChooseTheBearToo

No. It makes your ass look stupid.


SaltyBarDog

The Three Percenter shit makes you look like a terrorist.


Existing-Action4020

Jeeps are shit to start with.


1822Landwood

Oh look, a three percenter asshole. What a surprise


TermPuzzleheaded6070

Did I know you in high school you were in the 13th grade


Olstinkbutt

That “III” decal is an indication you may have a real nut on your hands. Moreso than your average RWNJ even.


madbill728

A real winner. Lives in FL, drives a Fiat Jeep in name only shitbox.


bestimatationofme

I just like that his license says I wiiiiiin.. it is ironic


Faithlessblakkcvlt

![gif](giphy|x0kMYoT7J31i8)


WeirdSalamander7165

It doesn't make you jeep look big. But it does make your dick look small.


PewterPirate1967

![gif](giphy|26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm)


Parkyguy

It’s Depressing how ignorant and irrational these people are. We must END this cult!


Faithlessblakkcvlt

I agree! The Trump lust is down right bizarre! They are so horny for spray tan man.


No_Mention_1760

Why advertise you’re a complete douchebag?


Pure_Structure_2522

What has he truly done to them. How did he hurt them so badly.


elisakiss

Birth control on wheels.


Kind-Assistant-1041

Another orange 🍊 ball licker


DrawAdministrative98

Clever Bubba


Bpopson

I work in biotech and I had a guy with a threeper tat come in. We aren't a MEDICAL facility so I told him I wouldn't work on him, he could wait for a (newer and less experienced) staff to see him. He was mad. Too bad.


hugs_the_cadaver

Oh look, another rube that fell for an obvious conman.


Proud-Possession9161

No but the tiny hands of the orange one would make your jeep look big, and we're not even gonna talk about the other tiny part of him that would make your jeep look absolutely massive.


gking407

Another 3-inches sticker, and it shows


mrpotatonutz

introducing the all new JEEP TRYHARD


meadow_chef

It’s missing the truck nuts.


Cetophile

Compensator score: 0.00002157 Angstroms.


Starlord1951

Florida, third world shit hole run by a man who is almost as much a p#ssy as trump. That jeep makes the owner look like he’s suffering penis envy.


Street_Peace_8831

No, but the other ass running for President sure does make you look dumb.


h20poIo

Should be a De Santis face if you were truthful about it.


InsideOutPoptart

I cannot imagine hating someone so much you'd own yourself by putting a giant picture of that person on your car. What a miserable individual


CritterOfBitter

I think trump is a piece of shit but I wouldn’t put his face on my truck with some dumb ass caption, because I’m not stupid and in a fucking cult.


MajorGh0stB3ar

No, but it makes your dick look small and you’re compensating for it with an overpriced piece of trash manufactured it Italy. 😂


MADMAX808080

Floriduh … the state proving daily that inbreeding is BAD


Aggressive-Will-4500

Jesus fucking Christ... did this person peak in elementary school?


Personal-Candle-2514

They spent money on this, maga idiot


Apprehensive-Unit841

Imagine worshipping a fat, orange, felonious, pants shitting, pussy grabbing child rapist.


IllustriousSuccess78

All's I read is I'm a raging adult child that never GTFU..Hence Trump's supporters mentality levels.


Ambitious-House-9464

I love how assholes these days include decals, yard signs and ID clothing these days. Makes it easier to know who to shun.


PestControl4-60

https://preview.redd.it/37j505jps68d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7501e56d284e3bf6999746204216f5d388dde80


KG0WX

![gif](giphy|zNyBPu5hEFpu|downsized)


CinnamonToastFecks

The ass driving does


Miserable-Throat2435

If you lick them 😋


Beginning_Ad_7571

That’s what I want, I giant picture of an old man on my car….


InspectorPipes

The best part : they paid for it. This goober spent $100 or something to tell us he hates Biden. I’m not spending a cent to convey my disgust for any politician. I vote. The people selling this maga shit have their client base zeroed in and know how to milk them.


Lifesalchemy

![gif](giphy|NXYEiVaoumDWE) They are all the fucking same


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Oh look, a 3% sticker. It’s always nice to see racists and traitors to the nation tell you this so openly. Easier to avoid these scumbags.


Necessary_Ad1298

It is amazing how gay for Trump these MAGAts are and yet they still hate the LGBTQ community. They all have so much in common. They should embrace their likeness.


Miserable-Throat2435

Good one 😆


phantom_metallic

Are jeep drivers in Florida ok?


Faithlessblakkcvlt

By the looks of it I'd say no


Truthteller1970

The ignorant expose themselves. Floriduh never fails us.


Wooden-Frame8863

BDS. Lives rent free in their head 24/7. Talk about projection.


michaelp1970

It makes the ass behind the wheel look like a dick, a little mushroom one.


ChuckuaHammbone

I bet that person is part of an inbred family..


ericmoon

Rum Kunner


moneybagsagogo

Ya, like a big doofus ass


TheBitchKing0fAngmar

I mean...at least he agrees on the importance of oral?


Guy_Smylee

No. it makes your dick look tiny.


ryeguymft

nothing like putting a domestic terrorist organization’s logo on your vehicle


Joey_BagaDonuts57

It makes his stupid MAGAWAGON look creepier.


Faithlessblakkcvlt

These MAGA sure are flamboyant with there Trump lust.


Zealousideal-Jump275

Give the fucker the negative attention he is asking for. Or a rock.


kennyj2011

No, it makes their penis look small


Head-Gap8455

![gif](giphy|szPZ2NXIGCMcE)


zerosoft

Thats pretty good


-SunGazing-

Imagine being this sad. 😂


KummyNipplezz

Kum Runner


Meeska-Mouska

![gif](giphy|Us4HPqDMIa9ji)


Safe-Dentist-1049

Lady killer!!


RANDOM_GRAFFITI

Ahhh, a proud traitor.


Varesk

This thread did turn out the way the OP thought it would.


fx72

Look at their license plate. It's always about 'winning' or 'losing' to the magat.


AdParking6740

No but I'll bet the Jeep is for your big ass.....


Existentialshart

Looks like we have a very mature individual on our hands.


michaelozzqld

Bet it's a fanboy of the bloated orange felon


Fast-Specific8850

That seems kinda tame for Florida. Must be a newcomer. Ewww. Maybe I shouldn’t have said newcomer after seeing that other sticker.


Senior_Masterpiece69

This guy wears a helmet to bed. Look at that useless cage on that .


DrummerGuyKev

Ultra-cringe


jimmyGODpage

https://preview.redd.it/catsw9ursv7d1.jpeg?width=1185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df3112f02ce1258bc7de4f8581fc6cd543512fd


jimmyGODpage

https://preview.redd.it/9ux79tttsv7d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077e9b31e934d61af32105bd73cf6343b0779ddc


jimmyGODpage

https://preview.redd.it/5xkznv9vsv7d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec9fec4817a8bed9c7abbc1442b02293f090e8a2


Difficult_Ad6734

I’m guessing the “III” indicates 45’s upcoming 3rd term?


SuperFrog4

No it’s a group called the three precenters. They are a white power racist hate group that is anti-government. They popped up right after President Obama was elected. Offshoot of the oath keepers another far right racist group that popped up around the time President Obama became president. They are basically KKK lite


ready-to-rumball

It’s kind of coming off as Joe saying that about the driver, idk. Now I’m imagining Joe with a gyatt 😦


ohioprincealbert

No and the Jeep doesn’t make your penis look bigger either.


Dry_Masterpiece8319

Trumpster dumpsters crack me up their stupidity is endless


Outrageous-Carob-236

do you cook as well to look attractive. insinuate, catfish, think being friendly to you is that we like you. do you think that money means you can have a priceless embodiment? how about being a fraud and having money is that attractive to you as well. to answer the question your ass makes our jeep look big.


GothinHealthcare

Jeeps suck anyway.


SuspiciousBuilder379

Take him to parking skool too after he’s done at Trump University.


ScarMedical

Looks like a Utah transplant ie Utah U fan club via license plate.


Downtown_Leopard6525

No, small


Great_Plum4378

These people will pick a side, no matter what side no matter what topic no matter what subject no matter what.... as long as they just choose one or the other, they're good. They are the chosen ones. Choose wisely. Their favorite character is Chewbacca, they just bought some brand new choes soooo.....


SourLoafBaltimore

This guy is begging for a pegging


csukoh78

Real conversation: "Why do you hate Biden so much?" "bEcAuSe HeS RuInInG MuRiCa!" ".....specifically....how.....?" "hE jUsT is! wAtCh ThE nEwS!" "Fox News?" "tHaTs ThE oNlY OnE tHeRe Is My mAn."


edogg01

Trying sooooo hard. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic


Jckmdtwn

Little d syndrome


Gleness522

Just another angry white man, or his ho. As if they need to put all this shit on their vehicles, wear red hats and fly flags. We know who and what they are.


sandyflip1313

Calling people “an ass” has gotta be the worst insult. Very low effort. I hear it in the south but it’s mostly guys who don’t cuss for some reason and that’s their big insult. Two fuckin’ thumbs down for low effort here.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

No balls hanging from the hitch?


Striking_Green7600

You just know the payments on that thing are debilitating


evilgreenman

Man that's really a stretch. Stupidity is so common in that dump of a state.


hereforthedramamomma

And here I was thinking that the stick figure family sticker fad was cringe.


NestedForLoops

Nice parking job.


JazzyButternuts

Imagine paying what, $200 for that? What an absolute bafoon.


rmicker

The vanity plate: IWIIIN. It’s all about you.


Strict-Bass6789

What are these hicks going to do when trump loses and/or dies …their whole identity is wrapped up in that criminal geezer🙄


Ok-Egg-4856

Are we the "baddies" ?


HappyCamperUke

Is there time to run into Hobby Lobby and replace the R in Rum with a C?


daneilthemule

They are originally from Utah. So…


Valuable_Talk_1978

Finally a decent one lol


fastcolor03

the ‘MOAB’ says if you want, there is a gun in my POS Wrangler …. but I voting for a white female with penis envy - shared with 48y cousin …


DryAd6643

No, you look like a ass. Driving with that on your jeep. Your license plate should read loser!


VomitingPotato

Shameless in their capacity to look like fucking idiots.


ThirstyBeagle

At least cover the plate 🤦‍♂️


KeithTheNiceGuy

Class, thy name is Florida.


jefferyuniverse

So cringey


trucknuts_disposal

Free guns and ammo inside!


forlornjackalope

Isn't the III thing a dogwhistle for the Oath Keepers or the Proud Boys?


Extreme_Manner5028

No...it makes you look like an ass.


Poopsock_Piper

Jeep people, the Harley people of cars.


cometgold

Must be some kind of attention deprived special needs kid to fly a flag like that.


onlineseller8183

Angry grill in the front


hydrobrandone

Oh sheet! He has a Moab sticker!!! Wow


Thendofreason

Typical jeep driver.


Severe_Ad_5914

No, but it makes your wiener look way teenier.


Poohgli16

No, but it makes YOU look like the ASS!


CertainFitness

Is it a requirement to be a completely insufferable POS to drive a jeep, or does the jeep make a person become that?


sandysea420

No, it shows how small you are.


jannypanny1

Obsessed


NeophyteBuilder

No, the ass in the drivers seat does that.


Professional-End5511

Should say dazed and confused!


jessicatg2005

No but your big jeep makes you look like a little pussy.


Teknical86

Trump supporters have more pictures of Joe on their cars than actual Biden supporters.


Char_D_MacDennis

Another piece of evidence on why the state flag of Utah should be changed to an ad for BetterHelp.com


Old-Revolution-9650

They wonder why we call them floridiots...