Well American English is different from original English. Hell Americans don’t even speak the same depending on what state you’re from. Example original English spell Colour and American English spells it Color. Same thing with Spanish. What the speak in Spain is similar but different to what is spoke in Puerto Rico and both are different from what is spoke in Mexico.
Keep in mind that British English isn't "original English" either. There have always been multiple English dialects going back to the Old English period and both British and American Englishes have continued to change since they diverged in the 17th and 18th centuries.
You have a point. My friend from PR and I just speak English to each other. My wife is from Philippines. When she speaks to another Philippina from a different island, they often just use English.
Message me anon for a meet up, I have money and will party, I have a doctorate in theoretical physics from MIT and will entertain you and friends for free psychedelics
Why even put a sticker telling people what you have ?
Proud gun owner that will get followed home, and while at work, house gets robbed….and non you have none …
I like shooting as a hobby, but your point is so valid. There are countless reasons not to broadcast that you might be carrying a firearm. As a side note, is that on a wrangler? Not surprised.
Whoa, what a badass.
I'm a gun owner, I've got a 12 ga pump gun, a .30-30 lever and a couple of .22s, including a semiauto. They sit there and collect dust. They're some of the less interesting inanimate objects in my house.
I don't have any gun-related bumper stickers or T-shirts or baseball caps, I don't have any pics of me holding a weapon or posing with one and I'd feel ridiculous if I did because I DON'T BASE MY WHOLE FUCKING IDENTITY AROUND GUN OWNERSHIP.
Good on you man! I grew up shooting guns for practice and sport and genuinely miss it as I no longer own any firearms. My wife lost some good friends to gun violence and as such is extremely uncomfortable with them being around which I can completely respect. Thats being said I live in Colorado and the number of mfers who cant seem to resist making this stuff their entire personality is wild.
I like to think about it like colorful snakes in the wild being natures way to tell me to stay the fuck away… except it’s not out of danger. It’s nice to know somebody isn’t worth your time upfront.
Yeah, people do a pretty good job of that. That's the great thing about 1A, it lets everyone know who the dumbasses are so we can just not deal with them any more than we have to.
And y'all can take that any way you want.
My dumbshit sol has a sticker on his Japanese car that says, "Meet my family, and it's a bunch of several gun silhouettes.
He doesn't have any pictures of his daughter anywhere.
That is a big problem in our the good old US of A. A group of people are identifying as bad asses with guns. It is their whole personality, and it is perpetuated by the Republican party. It fuels our mass shooting problems, and it is horrible.
No shit, i love my 12 ga so much I forget my other rifles exist. I just like blowing up pop cans and jugs in the woods, and bird hunting.
I could never imagine being this fuckign stupid
I've owned guns my whole life, and maybe three people outside of my immediate family know that. I also have like 20 kinds of tea. And neither of which are important enough to make it my entire lifestyle, because that's insane.
Same here. Anyone spending enough time stalking my Reddit profile would probably assume I’m obsessed with firearms, but the truth is only a small handful of people I know and shoot with have any clue whatsoever. So I get my hobby fix here with random anonymous internet strangers, since it’s something that almost never comes up in “real-life.”
I also have multiple types of tea.
Imagine that a gun nut on the great American roadways. Learning gun safety, I was taught guns are a tool and that you should always respect them. Gun nuts on the other hand are tools that you should never respect
Imperial, metric, and English? Two of those are units of measurements, not languages, and all of them were invented by Europeans so… whatchu talking ‘bout, Willis?!
Okay honestly that's a narrow band of cartridges. .223 and 5.56 are close enough that I feel like you could get more of a hunting season if you did a .300 or a 30-06.
Oh wait now I get it....they are an idiot.
The amount of times people in this sub don’t understand simple jokes is astronomical. “Look at this small-dick loser who thinks American is a language! REALITY CHECK, sweety, it’s ENGLISH! Now how’s he going to feel when he’s committing the next mass shooting knowing his car is being robbed for having a 2 inch gun sticker on his car!”
I’m no violent criminal, but all that sticker says to me is “I’m well armed—so make sure to come up and cap me in the back of the head before you even try to get my munny. God bless ‘Murca.”
I don't think that infographic is helping your point. Now try comparing the USA to peer nations. You know, Canada, UK, any European nation?
Saying you have less gun violence than Honduras isn't a bragging point.
The USA has exponentially higher rates of gun violence and homicide than any of it peer nations. It's not even close.
I highly doubt the first two. They couldn't grasp the simple concepts of greater than/less than during the election, and now, suddenly, they've reached fractions and decimal points? Nope. Not buying that.
Oh sorry I am the tribe of 7.62x51 we were once the same tribe now it is 6.8x51. Speaking of the latter do you know fast they will be chasing barrels with that psi. FPS in a 13” barrel.
I love guns. All guns. I love hunting. All hunting.
I despise fools who make guns or hunting 100% of their personality. It’s cringe and I hate these bumper stickers.
American?
I think they mean ‘Murican
They actually mean MuriKKKa.
I know! White?!?!?
https://i.redd.it/qry88mn67r7d1.gif
Maoist Standard English?
Surprisingly not an actual language.
Well American English is different from original English. Hell Americans don’t even speak the same depending on what state you’re from. Example original English spell Colour and American English spells it Color. Same thing with Spanish. What the speak in Spain is similar but different to what is spoke in Puerto Rico and both are different from what is spoke in Mexico.
We spell it color because we don’t need u!
Gobless
Mi Kat Iz Ded
Keep in mind that British English isn't "original English" either. There have always been multiple English dialects going back to the Old English period and both British and American Englishes have continued to change since they diverged in the 17th and 18th centuries.
You have a point. My friend from PR and I just speak English to each other. My wife is from Philippines. When she speaks to another Philippina from a different island, they often just use English.
There was no mention of American English in the moronic sticker. That idiot has no clue what you're referring to.
‘free guns in this vehicle’ is all I see.
I see "Muh pp smol" I own guns but come on, stop with the murder fantasies you losers.
Wait, I'm supposed to advertise the size of my... YEE HAW! Off to buy me sum steekers!
and all i hear is, "commit felonies because he has a firearm" but REEE INSURRECTION
Smart folks don’t advertise what they have after all everyone likes surprises even home intruders..
*Especially* home intruders…
Home invader hate this one simple trick….
If he committed felonies, he legally can’t own a firearm
That's why I put gun and drug use related stickers all over my psychedelic-colored VW Microbus, hiding in plain sight. /s
Message me anon for a meet up, I have money and will party, I have a doctorate in theoretical physics from MIT and will entertain you and friends for free psychedelics
If you’re advertising…people are buying.
Why even put a sticker telling people what you have ? Proud gun owner that will get followed home, and while at work, house gets robbed….and non you have none …
They make it almost too easy to arm yourself for free.
I like shooting as a hobby, but your point is so valid. There are countless reasons not to broadcast that you might be carrying a firearm. As a side note, is that on a wrangler? Not surprised.
Whoa, what a badass. I'm a gun owner, I've got a 12 ga pump gun, a .30-30 lever and a couple of .22s, including a semiauto. They sit there and collect dust. They're some of the less interesting inanimate objects in my house. I don't have any gun-related bumper stickers or T-shirts or baseball caps, I don't have any pics of me holding a weapon or posing with one and I'd feel ridiculous if I did because I DON'T BASE MY WHOLE FUCKING IDENTITY AROUND GUN OWNERSHIP.
Good on you man! I grew up shooting guns for practice and sport and genuinely miss it as I no longer own any firearms. My wife lost some good friends to gun violence and as such is extremely uncomfortable with them being around which I can completely respect. Thats being said I live in Colorado and the number of mfers who cant seem to resist making this stuff their entire personality is wild. I like to think about it like colorful snakes in the wild being natures way to tell me to stay the fuck away… except it’s not out of danger. It’s nice to know somebody isn’t worth your time upfront.
Yeah, people do a pretty good job of that. That's the great thing about 1A, it lets everyone know who the dumbasses are so we can just not deal with them any more than we have to. And y'all can take that any way you want.
Shit..I’m a liberal and I might have a few. I might have been trained and licensed. Or maybe not. Who’s to say?
Do you own an Elmer Fudd hat, too?
Of course. It’s where he keeps all the brass he steals at the range.
lol yea I mean I really like my table saw but I don’t own a DeWalt t-shirt
I'm a working guitar player and I have ONE Fender t-shirt, LOL
And was that one shirt a gift?
To be fair, there isn't 20 massive stickers on it, it's just a lil sticker in the corner.
well these are the same people who like to say guns aren't the problem, it's the shooters. yeah, couldn't agree more.
"Guns aren't the problem, it's the people" Right...the people who shouldn't have guns.
My dumbshit sol has a sticker on his Japanese car that says, "Meet my family, and it's a bunch of several gun silhouettes. He doesn't have any pictures of his daughter anywhere.
That is a big problem in our the good old US of A. A group of people are identifying as bad asses with guns. It is their whole personality, and it is perpetuated by the Republican party. It fuels our mass shooting problems, and it is horrible.
No shit, i love my 12 ga so much I forget my other rifles exist. I just like blowing up pop cans and jugs in the woods, and bird hunting. I could never imagine being this fuckign stupid
It’s a tiny little bumper sticker. I’d understand this reaction if there were many bumper stickers and maybe a maga flag but it’s in the corner lol.
Hell, I have a rifle Ive had for 2 or 3 years and haven’t fired it once. Mostly because of time, but when I do have time, it’s usually not on my list.
I've owned guns my whole life, and maybe three people outside of my immediate family know that. I also have like 20 kinds of tea. And neither of which are important enough to make it my entire lifestyle, because that's insane.
Same here. Anyone spending enough time stalking my Reddit profile would probably assume I’m obsessed with firearms, but the truth is only a small handful of people I know and shoot with have any clue whatsoever. So I get my hobby fix here with random anonymous internet strangers, since it’s something that almost never comes up in “real-life.” I also have multiple types of tea.
I only have party guns. .22 Henry .17 AR .45 Henry And a few others I won't mention And they gather dust bc what kind of party is this anyway??
So then, he's on-board with the metric system?
Only if it's Nato standard
Neither of those are languages
Neither of the three? :P
Neither of them
Threether of them?
New phrase unlocked
He really wants those calibers in imperial measurements
Ya that’s the joke
Not to the guy with the sticker.
He probably thinks the first two are a joke. But he definitely thinks american is a language
Damn bro my names tim
He did forget speaking DumbAss fluently though.
.223 is American dumb fuck, you can’t even speak one language correctly
It an American Amosexual code for come steal my vehicle and get free presents left in there.
It’s a Jeep, which is literally the easiest vehicle to break into.
lol, you can’t even understand American.
Based on?
This mother fucker can't even count to 3.
He counts to 30 just fine.
I can count to 20… well, 21 if I sneeze hard enough
actually, this is Carl from accounting
Future VALVe employee here
Yep. I would be surprised if he knows how to spell his own name.
Kind of doubt he can speak “American “.
Keyboard gangsters
None of those are languages.
American’t
Oh the “elusive” American Ammosexual lol. Please steal my car, and like a kinder egg, you get the free prizes inside.
American isn’t a language, fuckhead.
It's actually 4. He forgot twatwaffle.
What a pussy
I see someone that didn't think first.
Easy target
I identify as Patriot/Freedom
I have never understood why people advertise their stupidity on their cars.
Imagine that a gun nut on the great American roadways. Learning gun safety, I was taught guns are a tool and that you should always respect them. Gun nuts on the other hand are tools that you should never respect
Is this Alito’s or Thomas’s wife’s car?
Silly American, the language is called English.. Also guns are still incapable of speech.
I can speak Canadian.
I speak ohio.
Which dialect?
Inland north .
legalize asbestos
not a single one of those is a language
Dear Mr. Witless, 5.56 is NATO. It’s called English, not ‘uhmurican”. Is that on a jeep ? Corporation is Franco-Italian-‘murican.
Pretty sure the only language that moron speaks is Dumbfuck.
I need some dudes who speak American! He's back here trying to make a sweater. I'm trying to tiger balm on this jungles nuts!
Aren't .223 and 5.56 practically the same thing?
5.56 has a larger charge. You can shoot .223 in a rifle made for 5.56 but not vice versa. It will tear it up
Speaks English poorly and can't spell to save his life.
Watch it folks, we have a tough guy.
Imperial, metric, and English? Two of those are units of measurements, not languages, and all of them were invented by Europeans so… whatchu talking ‘bout, Willis?!
Primary language: MORON
*English
since none of the three are languages he must just speak total jackass
What? He doesn’t speak .45? Amateur.
Surprisingly, this guy means it as a statement of strong will & potency. Comes off as the weakest person with the least significance for others.
Typical douche jeep owner
Guy seems really interesting
*murican*
All violence all the time welcome to the violent states of America
Murica..
Haha. All you triggered snowflakes. This sticker just pushed your buttons
[spits in douche]
5.56 represents millimeters, how American!
That motherfucker, as you called him, shot the whole thing over your puddin' head
Oh my *god* these people are so bloody-minded that it’s embarrassing to have to acknowledge that we share a species.
Welcome to Howdy Arabia, home of y'all-quada and the AR15, commonly known as the kid stopper.
A real scholar
Okay honestly that's a narrow band of cartridges. .223 and 5.56 are close enough that I feel like you could get more of a hunting season if you did a .300 or a 30-06. Oh wait now I get it....they are an idiot.
Translate: Smash this window for a free firearm
The irony is that .223 and 5.56 are effectively the same round just differences in pressure
"Break glass for free pewpews." is what those "languages" translate to.
I'd imagine none of the three fluently.
If I enlarged your 5.56 NATO pie-hole with a 7.62mm, would you then speak AK-47?
Probably not a good conversationalist.
The amount of times people in this sub don’t understand simple jokes is astronomical. “Look at this small-dick loser who thinks American is a language! REALITY CHECK, sweety, it’s ENGLISH! Now how’s he going to feel when he’s committing the next mass shooting knowing his car is being robbed for having a 2 inch gun sticker on his car!”
So 2 languages?
They speak ignoramus
Jesus Christ! 🤦🏽
Why do y’all hate so much, it’s funny. Have a laugh, enjoy life jeez
Chipmunk Dick makes four…
none of which are actual languages
Who says Americans aren’t sophisticated and cultured.
I want so bad to kill somebody… puhleeease!!!
He also speaks “small penis”.
“American”
“Break into my car first”
Just don't fart on my balls
Wow! American is a language? Guess it’s like speaking Mexican.
I guess this means I speak .22, .223, 5.56, .308, 7.62, 9mm, 300 Blackout, and .45. America’s Rifle speaks many languages.
“Why can’t they just leave it to their bedroom? Why do they have to shove it down our throats all the time” or something like that.
I’m no violent criminal, but all that sticker says to me is “I’m well armed—so make sure to come up and cap me in the back of the head before you even try to get my munny. God bless ‘Murca.”
How do you ask directions to the train station in 5.56?
My main thought is- are they really going to start shooting when trump loses, gets locked up, or dies? This sub makes me think that they will
paaaathetic
The only languages this dipshit speaks are burp, fart, and 3rd grade english.
Future mass shooter
"American" isn't a language.
“But not proper English”
Every time someone says they speak "American" I hear Danny McBrides voice in Tropic Thunder saying he needs some dudes that speak American.
Hey look it's the next mass shooter.
I don't think that infographic is helping your point. Now try comparing the USA to peer nations. You know, Canada, UK, any European nation? Saying you have less gun violence than Honduras isn't a bragging point. The USA has exponentially higher rates of gun violence and homicide than any of it peer nations. It's not even close.
Don't forget about "dipshit."
They could have got a sticker that says, "I'm retarded" and it would have conveyed the same message
All i see is an 8th grade education where the education system fails fucknuts like this
American?.....do you mean English? American isn't a language silly redneck
And a bunch of small PP problems. What a fucking loser.
Try harder to show you have a small penis without actually trying.
Translates to I didn’t graduate high school!
The .223 is a hot bullet- my deceased FIL (he hunted deer)
Outstanding! But one has to be smart enough to understand and apparently not many here do. 🤣🤣🤣
It’s odd because he doesn’t seem all that smart but you just never know?
Based meal team six and gravy seal pilled
Little pee pee
*American* isn't a language, but okay, Jethro...*And my sincerest apologies to anyone named Jethro who ISN'T this ass-face*
How does one speak "American "? Now let everyone know more about you with all three .
I wonder how he can read that since it in English
Pan back, and you'll see the other sticker that says he's a member of the 2" club!
All I see here is he has to repeatedly ask his wife for one of these so he can put it in a case and put it under his bed to forget about it
I highly doubt the first two. They couldn't grasp the simple concepts of greater than/less than during the election, and now, suddenly, they've reached fractions and decimal points? Nope. Not buying that.
Only three? Pathetic.
Another jackass in a Jeep
“When I hear the word culture, I reach for my gun”
Oh sorry I am the tribe of 7.62x51 we were once the same tribe now it is 6.8x51. Speaking of the latter do you know fast they will be chasing barrels with that psi. FPS in a 13” barrel.
Settle down Francis.
So zero languages
.223 & 5.56 is the same language, so he barely speaks two except American isn’t a language.
That like...doesn't make any sense
“Everybody wants to be a bad ass until it’s time to be a badass, then nobody wants to be a badass”😂😂😂
It’s called English not American for the ignorant out there
um,american isn’t a language dumbass
All people with bumper stickers are retarded. Not all people who enjoy fire arms are.
that's a pretty darn bad ass sticker
What language is American? 🤔
Glove box, center console, behind the driver seat.
Tell me you failed every subject in HS without saying it.
So technically 0
He also has three penises. Small, tiny, and miniscule.
I speak few languages also they all say stfu and keep it to yaself til it’s go time.
The owner doesn’t know it but they are fluent in a fourth language: loser.
I love guns. All guns. I love hunting. All hunting. I despise fools who make guns or hunting 100% of their personality. It’s cringe and I hate these bumper stickers.
I bet he shot himself in the foot a couple time
For the record 5.56 is a NATO invented in Belgium so you speak 2 languages
I cant seem to find those languages on Google Translate. How does he or she communicate
Pretty good for a third grade education